#money trick

[vuzzle-exe]

(sierrainphotos)

[mcavisuals]

Haciendo lo que dice Shakira

[babygothprincess]

Deciding you have something and knowing it’s done no matter what you see outside of you is all it takes for you to have anything in the world 🌎 🩷

[taxi-davis]

New Yorker November 1st 1999 by Harry Bliss

[laststandx3]

When Jesus pretended to be dead for 3 days it's a miracle and everyone is sympathetic. But when I, James Somerton-

[bentnotbroken1fanfiction]

Can I just say that I found it kind of hilarious that Tyme was stressing hard-core about tricking Great into fucking him (and uploading revenge porn of him to get back at his Dad)and the whole time he's feeling guilty AF and Great was just like....sooo? You should have uploaded that shit on OF. I know I'm pretty. You could have made bank. Oh, and you did it to piss off my dad??? Even better. Hell yeah! That's my kind of party. Wanna hook up later and make another one? 😅

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

I see your 'QSMP players' irl romantic partners are patron gods that give them assistance in times of need' and your 'Tommy is Tubbo's patron god because of the marriage gag and Tubbo is very, very tired' and I raise you a 'CDawgVA is IronMouse's patron god who randomly appears to tell IronMouse to go to sleep and has bought nearly every Cinnamoroll in existence for her'.

Just. Think about it.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Oh my gosh.

Thank you so much for- for meeting up with me.

Really- I'm really looking forward to- to this evening. I haven't been able to get out a lot lately.

Been, well hah you know how it is. So busy.

Yeah... But you know it's just nice to spend time with people um, and go out and do stuff, ya know?

I mean there's a whole city here, but works been kinda tight um, so I don't- so I don't have a lot of money. So you can buy tonight, right?

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Audio Source

[yourcurrentany]

“If Hermes had a today job he would be a mailman”

Wrong. If Hermes had a today job he would own a casino

[hijinxinprogress]

Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies

[okiroash]

GT doodles

[hafwen]

This trend of fun cute polls followed by asks for donation posts at the bottom triggers peoples ocd and I really fucking wish you would stop

[thatsbelievable]

[philsdrivinglicence]

Thinking about how we know dan and phil (or at least phil) are considerate of their neighbors while filming in hotels. But in this last video dan was full on YELLING and phil said nothing. Meaning they are confident that they are far enough away from other people they can act out of pocket and not get yelled at.

Life isn't fair I wanna win at capitalism by accidentally creating an entertainment empire with my barely legally twink bf and then blow ££££ on extravagant holidays but Phil Lester got there first.

[tyrantisterror]

One of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes is "Night of the Meek," where a down on his luck department store Santa wishes he could give people a merry Christmas, and ends up finding his garbage bag is actually full of presents - not just any presents, either, but the EXACT presents any person asks for. He gives and gives until the bag is empty, and is so happy that he wishes he could do this every year, at which point he just full on becomes Santa Claus, being picked up by an elf and some reindeer to give out gifts to the rest of the world.

I wish that would happen to me, except with Halloween instead of Christmas. If I could just spend my whole life bringing spooky cheer and a love of monsters to people, it'd be a life well spent.