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Give me all the axes and money
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
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I really like the idea that Danny has like a 6th sense for Crazy Billionaires TM. Like he’s so used to Vlad and all his shenanigans that he can clock crazy from a mile away.
Cue Bruce Wayne talking with Danny and giving him his classic disarming Brucie Wayne smile and Danny just immediately narrows his eyes like “I know what you are”
Better yet it’s Batman who comes up to him and Danny is like *sniff sniff* “yeah you got money, I automatically don’t trust you on principle”
#danny phantom#batman#bruce wayne#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp prompt#this of course escalates to Danny trusting just about everyone on the league except Batman#the rest of the bat fam trying to earn Danny’s trust but he like nuh uh I can feel the tan gentle richness that surrounds you like an aura#Tim trying so hard but Danny is just like old money fills the air like axe body spray
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ivory tower outfits 📒🖍
#i miss buying stationary for school#especially when it was my moms money i was buying it with heh#identity v#idv#art tag#identity v fanart#identity v axe boy#robbie white#identity v little girl#idv memory
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#unskilled#jobsearch#jobseekers#from victoria beckham to elton john – the multimillionaire celebs whose kids get £1 pocket money & do after school jobs#online jobs#jobs#job#classism#classist#myth#poverty#wage slavery#‘i don’t worry about shady chemicals and unfair wages’ say frustrated customers boycotting walmart for key reason#axed virgin hotel staff to protest over wages after being sacked six days before christmas#benjamin mendy launches ‘multi million pound’ claim against manchester city over unpaid wages#livable wages#wages#minimum wage#living wage#wage#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government
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born too late to be a medieval woodcutter. born to early to chop wood for a post-apocalyptic commune. born just in time to spend three hours systematically destroying a massive pile of timber in an adhd haze
#aderall eat your heart out I have two hand saws some clippers and enough money for an axe#willow's life
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WIP John Cheese cosplay
#jdate#john cheese#mars art#cosplay#cosplay wip#THE MONEY PIECE IS THAT GODDAMN FUCKING VEST#ITS TAKEN ME A MOTHERFUCKING MONTH TO GET IT TO THIS POINT#the entire broken ax prologue is hand stitched with letter beads#every single letter.#i had a huge stash of beads but ran out of Es Os and Ts when i needed them most.#not pictured: working on johns gun#the shirt says 'BALLS. IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER.'
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Actor who toed the company line to the detriment of long-time friends and coworkers as long as he directly benefited from his employer's cheap media strategy suddenly not so keen on it after his show gets cancelled. More at 11.
#i'm not even tagging this but iykyk#but also: i fucking called it#they gave it 4 seasons so they could make money off it in syndication and then axed it#literally no one is surprised except That Guy#vindicationnnn.gif
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Thinking about how Wrench & Numbers and Nikki & Ray would probably have the most insane double dates/group hang outs like it would probably start with them in a diner, then they’d go axe throwing or some shit and then end the night getting wasted and gambling in some seedy bar somewhere.
#wrench would be phenomenal at axe throwing and get a bullseye every time and nikki would win them all a shit ton of money gambling#ray would absolutely suck at axe throwing and numbers would get them kicked out the bar for arguing with someone also btw#I don’t even like ray aaaall that much but I find him really amusing and Nikki loves him a lot so whatever makes my princess happy ❤️#wrenchers#nikki x ray#idk their ship name if they’ve got one#nikki swango#ray stussy#wes wrench#grady numbers#fargo
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What I'd do with a time machine is to travel back in time to meet Moa and Damurushi san at the con they attended in America
#hatoful boyfriend#i was in middle school at the time and also just no where near America#I saw posts about this year's AX about people grinding their teeth that people at AX get to meet so many creators and actors#that's pretty much how i feel fr#ok like i need a time machine but also money for plane tickets#my own hand drawn Hatoful merch inside a customized ita bag so that I can show it to those 2#i appreciate them for making this game sm I am shaking
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if you were thinking about helping someone out so you get them some tickets they missed for a concert, save yourself and don't do it :)
#i want to slap her in the face so bad#i have literally told her i would transfer the tickets once they are available#i get that you're nervous because you paid money but stop harassing me every fucking day#she is so thick#oh my girlfriend says they're available on ticketmaster though!!! yeah but your tickets are on axs so of course it's different moron#i'm never doing this again#thinking oh hey i have two tickets to give to someone who missed their chance!#little did i know that they would become unsufferable
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Man I swear every new challange video I hear of by like mr beast including poor people who are desperate for the prize to basically save their lives. Makes me spiral about the fact were getting closer and closer to the hunger games becoming real.
#Maybe contriversial but man#Just man#Maybe im just getting more and more pessimistic these days but#It lowkey scary#oh no axe is talking#I guess i should tag#mr beast critical#???#Its less about him though and more about yhe world in general becoming so unlivable that people are desperate to do anything for people with#Money just for a chance at saving their livelihood#Idk
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Yo is respawn expecting me to start paying REAL MONEY for the battle pass? Absolutely not. I would glady spend some hours playing the game to progress the battle pass with my tokens I earned in the battle pass. But having me buy it? Nah. Wtf is this fortnite? Valorant? Yuck. Looks like The Finals is my last hope of free battle pass.
#apex legends#it is one of the things i LOATHE about these games#it's never worth it to buy the battlepass unless you can actively earn some sort of game currency that allows you to spend on the battlepas#i simply wont do it#it's why i stopped playing ow and val because oh look i would rather spend my time on something else#The finals please dont become them#The outlast trials introduced a battlepass and so far no real money needed but i swear if it happens#Axed#The Finals#apex
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(grimly) have to get good enough at hades 2 that i can kill steal from my gf instead of the other way around
#nemesis is a bitch and i love her so much etc etc.#girl that was all my MONEY!!!#i'm not GOOD AT ANYTHING BUT THE AXE YET!#hades 2 spoilers
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they are not impressed by your nonexistent rizz
my nerevarine design for now 👍 i have gotten so far in morrowind gameplay (lie)
#oh gods the hairstyle lmao#its not THAT bad but damn#its not good either#they probably cut their own hair 💀#my art#art#digital art#omg the morrowind graphics 💀#morrowind#nerevarine#yes their name is icarus fight me#the guy gave me 200 money and told me to go buy stuff and i got myself an axe and nothing else 💀#there were clothes available and i went. hm. weapon
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i've largely ignored the mythological rituals until very recently bc i never did enough damage to bother trying
got my first drop today :]
#well i got a crown of greed last time but this is the first one i got from fighting#my magic find is. So Low. i need to figure out how to get it a little higher#without spending all the coins i dont have kgjhf#i mean a big one would probably be. having the daedalus axe. im working on it jkghf#chimera 5 divine gift having all my talismans recombed i know there's stuff like that#but im on a limited budget bc money grinding annoys me lol#daedalus axe will probably be my last magic find bonus for a while :P#i could just buy the other stick it's just 10m but i wanted to get at least one of them on my own just for the accomplishment of it#might buy the other one tomorrow :0#chat#sb
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And this is why we need to bring back 90 minute FP1 and FP2 sessions bc WHAT THE FUCK?!
#(and also axe sprint weekends)#(and maybe not go to tracks just bc people throw money at you)#the vibes this weekend are not it#Formula 1#Qatar Grand Prix#2023#Qatar Grand Prix 2023
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