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Poor Kid
#moms toy#wtf#wtf post#wha the fuck#holy sh!t#s#holy shit#holy shiiiiiiit#adult toy#humor#memes#lol#funny#photo#funny post#my post
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everyone says Grim is the normal one, but..... hmm. I dunno.
#Grim#she is like a squeaky toy#I had to teach my mom that shrill screaming is a sign of happiness in Grim
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thinking about the emotion of walking past a house you used to live in and seeing different curtains. a different car parked outside. i don't know who you are and you don't know i exist but i do know that the stairs to your bedroom curve at a weird angle that make you duck slightly and your kitchen is unbearably cold in winter. we share that experience. you don't know it but we do.
#ive moved a lot in my life and one of my old houses is on the bus route to my moms current house#and it looks like my old bedroom is owned by a little girl now. or at least someone who would decorate their windowsil with unicorn toys#and i think about me in middleschool in that room. playing ds games. watching lotr with the curtains pulled in a heatwave.#i wonder what memories are being formed there now
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"Get well Soon" Teddy! 💛
#WHAT'S THIS? NostalgicFun is listing things on ebay again?? couldn't be!!!#this little guy is from my mom's collection :)#$15 and under#under $15#teddy#teddies#bears#stuffed animals#toys#plushes#plushies#stuffies#kidcore#kiddiecore#mine#original#toycore#nostalgia#nostalgic
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happy pride month to baby’s first yuri ship
#flutterdash#mlp fim#fluttershy#rainbow dash#gijinka#my art#You don’t understand how much 9 year old me adored this ship#mom: you have to pretend the blue one is a boy because you don’t have a boy pony toy :/
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The High Infinite realm king is missing and all of realities started to blurred in his absence while a Fright knights Quad are looking for their king.
It started during the time of Salam night of Halloween where the veil was at it's thinnest as Halloween Fright Knight was doing his job capturing the evil and dangerous creatures of the night, senting evils ghosts, demons, spirits and ghouls to the nightmare, hellish realm with his sword.
Once his duty was done as he was making sure on his checklist on his scroll because he refused to use those thing call Cell-phone as The rebirth Pharoah suggested to him.
And come back to report his duty was finished to find that The Throne broken and the king missing, and what seem to be ransacked with scorched walls here and there.
His grip on his green scroll loosen as it dropped to the green glowing ground, being stained by the splattered of ecto mixed red blood was on the purple tilted floor.
The High King was missing which mean the Infinite realm has lost it's very core.. which mean realities itself will soon collapse as very dimensions collides instead of staying in their balance places.
Meanwhile metropolis, gotham and even altantian was experience trouble as people were running/swimming and screaming from a the literal rifts and tears of the sky and ground, each having a alternate dimension of some sort.
One having literal pony verison of themselves with unicorns, alicorns and Pegasus.
There was one where serial killer are chasing poor victim and feeding them to some claw like being.
Another with literal hell with fire, demons and dead people screaming in torture.
And many other dimensions started to blurred in the seams like a mismatch blanket being sewed in terribly wrong by a amateur. Ghosts, mythic, supernatural beings, biblically accurate angels and monsters of unholy natures were popping left and right, here and there.
The justice league were in the middle of the meeting with John Constantine who was looking like he saw the very end of his life with how pale he was.
From what John Constantine knows that even every demons, Gods and Goddesses of death themselves were all searching as well for the High Infinite realm king... especially considering he was their boss that keep their dimensions stable and running in the first place. They do not like that some of their subjects were escaping in this particular dimension due to the literal dimension tears.
And what is on everyone's minds was, Where is Danny Phantom?!?
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dp crossover#dbd#mlp fim#good omens#dc x dp prompt#danny is the ghost king#Danny is the infinite realm core#he can have a vacation but he must leave his crown and ring since they apart of the ghost zone#danny got ghostnapped#even skulker doesn't know who ghostnapped him but he wants to take notes#i got this idea from the song unleashed the magic by mlp#what happen to danny is up to yours imagination#fright knight out here looking for danny with a special edition NASA spacecraft toy like mom searching for their child
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i have nearly the whole weekend to myself for the first time in months and i'm so excited to be able to write. but most importantly the first thing i'm doing is girls' day with my dog lmao. we are getting smoothies (and a pup cup) and then going shopping (her all time fave activity is riding in the cart at home goods)
#my mom took roo to home goods so much as a puppy and now she is like#a certified Shopper™ like her nana#she likes staring people down from the cart until they pet her#and she likes her guaranteed toy she gets to pick out if she is well behaved
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Baby Battle Armor from Wahltoys, 1984
Staircase tested and mother approved!
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Summer doodle 3
I couldn't decide if I wanted to draw the gang in their real size or if i should shrink them-so I made both versions
I'm guessing that's not how the movie will go, but the idea was to good to just pass by.
Tho there was this one super short clip of Elita fighting and winning against these three
Part 1 Part 2
og photo under cut
yeah I've spent a stupid amount of time deleting humans from bg, but i think it was worth it
#you're a single mom from now on elita#if i remember corectly she was refered as supervisor from toy leaks#supervisor or mom#one and the same#summer doodle#transformers#maccadam#transformers one#orion pax#elita one#b 127#d 16#i just love it when i'm drawing and have little happy accidents that unironicly make the piece 10x better#meme redraw#my art#the hype for tf one is real
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Hunter: Cross, I think we need to talk about how much you’ve been spending on Batcher…
Crosshair, unloading boxes of toys, doggie clothes, and a memory foam dog bed: I only ever buy her the bare essentials I can’t cut back.
#crosshair is one of those dog parents#he’d definitely treat Batcher the way my mom treats our dog#so basically she’d have two overflowing toy boxes plus a memory foam bed AND a doggy raincoat so she doesn’t have to get wet from the rain#she’d also have the most ELITE food and treats#she’d be the most spoiled pet on Pabu#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#incorrect bad batch quotes#tbb hunter#incorrect tbb quotes
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I work a lot.
I could be your housewife instead. Doing the household - your food, your laundry, keeping your house clean. You'd be able to fuck my pussy whenever you want. Fill me up, impregnate me. Fuck me while I am pregnant and breed me again.
I'd still work, but I'd prefer the work of a housewife.
#breeding k1nk#breeding toy#breeding bitch#breeding wife#bd/sm breeding#br33d1ng#submisive and breedable#stay at home wife#stay at home mom#stay at home girlfriend
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Dinosaurs, 2009
#I keep holding out hope I'll come across this box of dinosaurs while cleaning at my mom's house#but this picture makes me realize I think we sold them :(#dinosaurs#toycore#kidcore#toys#mine#original#nostalgia#nostalgic
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Average day of “helping” my mom at work
#mlp#mlp g1#mlp collector#idk they’ll probably find this funny#forever greatful for the fact that my mom owns a children’s resale#so many vintage toys�� and I get first dibs#cam eats crayons
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My mom accused me of stealing toy cars from an antique store.
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A needle felted red poodle based on pet photos.
Have a great weekend!
#janetsneedlefelting#crafts#handmade#pet memorial#needle felting#pet portrait#pet loss#art#diy#dog art#red poodle#toy poodle#poodle#dog mom
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Just rewatched disney's Princess and the Frog and like highkey why did i not include this as one of my artistic inspirations during my Defense, like Vampire Debutante is sooo inspired by Princess and the Frog.
Me being an animator in general was inspired by Princess and the Frog like ??
#vampire debutante#my mom went to disneyland this past week i made her check out the new splash ride#cuz Tiana is my FAVORITE of the princesses#and she brought me a lil light up toy of Ray haha#but i guess shes never actually watched the movie???#so i made her watch it with me and she was like 'ah i shoulda watched this before i went'#lol
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