#mom staple

[deermouth]

Is "oyster stew" an insane food to people who are not my family.

[hollypies]

PASSED MYDRIVERS TEST LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thankstothe]

[naomiknight-17]

Can I just say I went out TWICE today and I can't remember the last time I did that

[youremyonlyhope]

Why did this make me cry

[stygiomedusae]

for all my parents faults i have to give them props for not being nearly as Shitty about food as they could have been

[cosmicredcadet]

Ppl in fandom will be like "look at how loving this family is! look at these AMAZING parents! They love their child so much!!! #FamilyGoals!"

and then the family is literally the most toxic and dysfunctional relationship in actual canon.

[depresseddepot]

my mom always mocks me when I make new things but when my dad also likes them she gets REALLY passive aggressive about it lmfao

[stupidsexygrizzop]

forgot that mike asked his MOM for help with once.wav

[notfknapplicable]

Glacé cherries and candied peel have been ordered. All the other fruit (golden raisins, dried currants, dried cranberries) is pretty easy to find at the regular degular grocery store. I hope to find a true heirloom apple varietal to use this year as well (I usually use opal or gala). Countdown to Christmas puddings!

Oh shit, gotta order basins too!

[nexus-nebulae]

another childhood bucket list item obtained: i finally have a snuggie

[actualmichelle]

tomorrow is thigh ultrasound day~~

I am not at all scared and handling it with so much grace (not)

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shocked by the things I learn about my classmates

Casserole is a very loose term for dishes baked in a large deep dish, and we are interpreting it as “if you considered what you made a casserole then it’s a casserole” because it’s such a broad genre of food

[arodrwho]

i hate that inflation impacts even basic staple foods, like, the kind of stuff broke ppl buy. shit like store brand bread and milk and rice and beans and ramen and cereal and eggs. i feel like those things should get special immunity

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

One of the neighborhood stray cats recently had kittens and I told M if he brought me one I'd humor any and all of his deepest darkest sexual fantasies so now it's almost 11pm and he's out in the back yard with a joint in his mouth and a can of cat food in his hand frantically trying to summon a котёнок for me like one might summon the devil

[sethdomain]

this would've been me if i was not raised with my mother and father