#mom said

[weather-phenomenon]

mom said it's my turn to stop wasting time and procrastinating

[pyramid-knight]

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[torisvetlife]

You have the right to be whatever you want to be. Choose to be happy.

[personaglitch]

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

[goddammitjosef]

when i was 13 i saw this gif of stalin and starting to copy what he does with his fingers when waving bye to people and my mom told me "stop doing that you look gay"

[littlestpersimmon]

Metamorphosis

[cigaretteandcandle]

[baguantte]

why is there two of them...

[ejbcya]

marrow for the morrow

[srapsodia]

I'm here now

[sonic-adventure-3]

it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo

[maxanor]

AEMOND TARGARYEN & VHAGAR in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 2, Episode 4, “The Red Dragon and the Gold”

[heyfoxprince]

*skids in* guess who got to color another @yallstar bingqiu sketch!!!!!!!!!

[ray935sworld]

THE BIGGEST HOPE FOR GERMANY IS A GUY THAT SOFT LAUNCHED HIS CHANCELLOR CANDIDATURE WITH A TAYLOR SWIFT LIKE PEARL BRACELET SAYING "KANZLER (CHANCELLOR) ERA"