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#the trainee the series#the trainee series#the trainee ep1#sea tawinan#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#PLEASE he looks so cute in this look eye 😩😭#the glasses and the fluffy hair 🥺😭#im crushing hard on tae#mom can i keep him#i promise to feed him and play with him#i wanna squish his little cheeks
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Squishy squishy Satoru.
I shall call him 'Squishy' and I shall keep him forever. 🥹 No one can hurt the 'Squishy' if he is in my pocket.
Look at the Squishy! Raaaahhh 😭







No fr... teen Satoru is so cute 😭🥹 I don't know what to do with the cute aggression I have for this creature...
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk s2#hidden inventory#i have cute aggression towards#teen gojo#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#wbad shit posts#mom can i keep him#he's a cat#i've lost it
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just watched saw1………zepp omg why is he so pretty??? he's so little and skinny he's my present packed in his hoodie... but the best part is that cute tummy he got😭😭😭
spoiler alert *that no one needs
it's my first time watching the movie so i was like hopping he would win as jigsaw... then it turns out he isn't... i just love that twist soo much cuz he looks soo vulnerable that i want to hurt him so bad🤤🤤🤤 the film did it for me thank you... also it explained the panic in his eyes..... i precious each and every frame of them......



then i immediately moved on to saw2... hoping to see his flashback.. all i saw was his rotten body... fair, he's body is cute. but why is he in the Google cast list thingy.. anyway it's a great movie im glad i watched it
#forgive my english writing error if there's any#want to squeeze zep into my pocket#is he a girl or pretty little girl#mom can i keep him
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My baby 🤲❤️🩹
#mouthwashing#daisuke my beloved#bring daisuke back#mom can i keep him#can i have him#i need him#he gives the best hugs bet#kai look at this
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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Eddie obviously knows how to sew (hes not only dirt-poor living off of a single consistent paycheck and whatever he earns selling drugs, but hes also a punk- theres no way he DOESNT know how to sew), but steve most definitely does. not. one of his shirts get a hole and he throws it out.
When eddie first witnesses this, hes fucking MORTIFIED and ends up digging a t-shirt out of the trash and sewing the hole closed and fixing the loose stitching on the hem and gives steve a lecture about not wasting fabric and money.
And from then on, steve just shows up at the munson household every now and then with various clothes in his arms, asking eddie to fix them for him.
#btw guys I do know metalheads and punks are different lol- I hc him as a metalhead punk. he’s a queer leftist metalhead punk.#the thing is- nancy also knows how to sew#her mom taught her how to do a few basic stitches so she could adjust her clothing sizes and make her cute clothes last longer#(and maybe add some extra like- ruffles or bows or lace or POCKETS if she wants to)#its just nance never brought it up#instead shes off in a corner helping robin sew a new patch on her femme-bait jean jacket and fixing a badly placed hole in her jeans#eddie tries to keep his mending discreet on steve's clothes cause hes hyper-aware of making King Steve look “uncool"#even though his mending on his own clothes is incredibly visible#nancy naturally tries to make her mending invisible cause thats how she was taught but robin asks her to use funky colors or obvious patche#(robin's mom tried to teach her how to sew but her fine motor skills are BAAADD- she can barely hold a needle and she kept stabbing herself#🪲#stranger things eddie munson#stranger things fandom#stranger things#stranger things hcs#stranger things netflix#eddie the freak munson#eddie munson#eddie stranger things#eddie the banished#eddie x steve#steve x eddie#robin buckley#stranger things headcanons#stranger things hc#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson hcs#steve harrington#steddie#steddie headcanon
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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Prompt 266
Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train.
See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person.
And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right!
And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically.
The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten.
How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss.
Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings.
The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine.
They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk!
And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves.
Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life?
Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son?
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Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny is Not Ghost King & he doesn’t want to be#Danny isn’t from the same timeline as DC but he hops around so many that he’s formed a few favorites#You Know the bats are going to go crazy searching for some sort of proof of Danny’s existence when they finally communicate w/ each other#Why yes Danny is an adult lol (he is also tall but has body more like his mom)#Yes Sam showed him how to do makeup & it was a bonding thing while they bitched#Is Danny Dusan’s mom? Wonderful question that the league is pondering themself#Danny introduced Sam & Tucker to Ras once & it was horrific how well they got along#Danny almost forgot that Tucker was once a royal dictator who had constant assassination attempts#Sam & Ras bond over violent love of nature & willingness to kill to keep it safe from assholes#Damian about Danny: Obviously this is Grandmother#Jason after being thrown in the Pit: Who are you Where am I What the fuck#Damian: :O Akhi you can speak now :D Come see my puppy Grandmother gave me for protection#Ras & Danny: Threatening each other#Everyone else: Do they want to kill each other or are they flirting or both…#Space Core Danny#Star Core Jason
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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#“mom there is a 3meters tall man outside - I think he crashed against the window”#* demonic screeching outside *#“can we keep him?c:”#warhammer#warhammer 40k#warhammer 30k#night lords
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My favorite scenes from The Odyssey (books 18 to 21)
Odysseus fighting a random beggar being its own book was not something I expected to enjoy this much when reading The Odyssey, but here we are.
#the odyssey#odysseus#penelope#odypen#telemachus#athena#eurymachus#antinous#irus#aka the beggar#eurycleia#anyway I've read the odyssey three times now (Emily Wilson's translation twice) it's become a hyperfixation#there are so many scenes I like that I'd probably have to draw the entire story#like I have several in book 1 alone#examples being the olympain gods waiting for poseidon to go to some party in ethiopia just so they can make a decision without him#telemachus telling his mom not to stop their bard (aka personal dj) from singing a song about his father's death#keep in mind he says that the bard is free to sing about whatever he wants while in a previously it was mentioned that the bard was forced#in book two (in think) Telemachus calls the nobles for a meeting and then throws the “speaking staff” to the floor#and proceeds to trauma dump#back to book one: Athena making some long excuse of how she is totally a human man and immediately transforms into a bird#in front of Telemachus' face#all of this and its not even halfway through the Telemachy
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merlin told arthur his favorite color was the color of the sky during sunset when it shifted into a deep violet. arthur gets a tunic made in that exact shade. its the best thing merlin owns. arthur was hoping that would mean he’d wear it almost everyday but merlin almost never wears it. the only time he does wear it is when royals come to visit (which isn’t all that often). arthur “subtly” asks about it and merlin is like “it’s the best thing i own. i’m not gonna dirty it mucking out the stables or serving rowdy knights wine while they splatter food on it” and arthur is like “why not wear it when nobles come to visit? look at least a little presentable for them” (cough nice save). merlin doesn’t see the point in it bc nobles don’t care about him at best, view him as less than human at worst.
arthur really just wants to see his boyfriend servant in the tunic he had made for him (bonus points for sending a message that merlin is his. not that merlin seems to notice. man is too much of an idiot). merlin wants to preserve his favorite tunic and gift from his boyfriend king.
#arthur absolutely checks him out every time he walks out in it#every ten seconds hes looking away from his guests and staring at merlin#merlin only realizes about half the time#that hes staring. not that he’s checking him out.#arthur noticed the few nobles staring at merlin like a hot piece of ass#he keeps merlin in his chambers with a list of chores to complete#it keeps him busy until the visiting noble is gone#arthur desperately wants merlin to wear the damn tunic to get the nobles to back off#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#THAT FUCKING PURPLE TUNIC LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE#WHAT WAS THE REASON#i hc merlins favorite color is purple bc out in ealdor he was surroubded by green brown and beige#with the occasional red from the blood of livestock#but when the sun went down after a long day and he and will lay out in the field behind his moms house#he’d see the rich violet of the sky and fall in love#but since yknow peasant boy he can only afford red and blue clothing so thats what he gets#hc#head canon#headcanon#fanfic#fanfiction#fic idea
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I put this in the tags of something I reblogged recently, but I'm going to say it again: it is my firm opinion that fix-it fics where Jin Guangyao dies don't actually solve every problem, and therefore cannot be ideal fix-its.
It's explicitly stated in the novel (and at least implied in the live-action; I'm still only about three-quarters done with my rewatch so I can't say I remember everything 100 percent) that the jianghu was better off when JGY was the Chief Cultivator than it was before or after. No matter what you believe his motivations were, he demonstrably improved the lives of the common people, especially peasants and non-cultivators, assisted smaller sects who had few resources, and ushered in a golden age of peace and prosperity in the jianghu. Once Jin Guangshan died, JGY got rid of the demonic cultivators that his father had sponsored, cut down on corruption in the sect, and ruled in a benevolent and generous way, despite the prejudice against him due to the circumstances of his birth. It's pretty clear to me that JGY is the best option here. Plus, it gives the other characters the freedom to do what they want instead of shoving them into a role that's not suited to their personality or how they want to live their lives.
In a fix-it that's actually interested in creating a good outcome for everyone, JGY stays alive, but is not put into the situations he faces in canon where the only options are "do something horrible, or die." He doesn't want to be a bad guy - he just wants to be safe. A true fix-it gives him different choices, ones that don't result in danger or destruction; he's allowed to make decisions that end well for him and for everyone else involved.
Some things, I think, can't be avoided - at least, not without making a drastic change. It's extremely difficult, for example, to give NMJ a long life; he would have to be a totally different person, the lore around the Nie cultivation would have to be completely redone, or he would have to go through some kind of life-changing event that made him give up cultivation forever in order for that to happen. But the bad things that JGY does in canon, he only does because he feels like he has no other choice. He doesn't need to die in order to prevent him from doing those things - he just needs better options.
#jin guangyao#it's not that hard to fix things for him. you just need to tweak the situation a bit#you can start as early as getting his mom out of the brothel when he's still a kid‚ or as late as... well. that one kind of depends i guess#killing nmj is definitely a point of no return#but if he doesn't do that you could argue that nmj will just keep on trying to kill him until it finally sticks#so either he needs to have a chance to do something that convinces nmj to get off his case or you need to go earlier#having jgs drop dead of something unrelated fairly early on is a pretty reliable way to change stuff up imo#yunmeng bee posts#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#cql#chen qing ling#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo xiang tong xiu#mxtx
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Please pray for all those going to the March for Life this week, that they put their trust in God and not in princes.
#tower of babble#christianity#catholic#prayer request#march for life#pro life#:/ my mom is all oooo I hope trump comes he came to the last one - LIKE GIRL???#HE SUPPORTS THE DEATH PENALTY. THATS NOT VERY PRO LIFE OF HIM. HE IS A PRINCE PROMISING LIFE#WHEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ONLY THOSE THAT EAT THE BREAD OF LIFE TRULY LIVE#I just….ughhhhh pro life is good that’s great but if you’re not putting in the fucking work to SUPPORT life you don’t actually save anyone#where’s the ample federally enforced parental leave#where’s the protections for pregnant people in the workplace#where’s the protecting for immigrants and the homeless and the destitute???#criminalizing a murder at one point but enshrining murder at another in law isn’t pro life#it’s pro ‘keep these suckers on the hook to keep myself in their good graces until I can kill them’#*chewing off my own arm* God send your grace on all peoples.#and have trump renounce his worldly life to become a Trappist monk with a vow of silence if it be your will. bc I know that’s mine.#ultimately my pro life stance hinges on respect for human life and if we don’t have a society that respects human life#criminalizing specific acts of disrespect for human life will never foster a pro life society#because of how they can be abused to target specific groups and appeal to further disrespect for human life
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"Was it worth it????"
"To see the look on your face? Absolutely."
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#brozone#jd ex husband#trolls comic#4 down .. 1 to go#and thats the story!!!! thats why Otto is around all the time#they do still pay him and he can stay in the house and he gets a grocery budget and stuff#mostly for the kids#hes good with kids though surprisingly#he has 2 younger siblings#i keep forgetting to mention them 😜#and a mom#no dad though. AS IF THAT WASNT OBVIOUS#trolls oc#trolls oc otto#john dory#jd trolls#john dory trolls#i had this comic idea weeks ago and just now got around to finishing it
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