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Lol model parents here! The kid's right!
#pittsburgh penguins#child meltdowns#so funny its sad#mom and dad are model parents!#youre not allowed to cheer for red wings!#sidney crosby#he needs a hug
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#im lazy as hell#4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha#megastar#im rewatching g1#ill draw better latee trust me#i just need to learn how to draw#hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it#maccadam#transformers#anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together#they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs#5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao#megatron#starscream#dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan#and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit#ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill#recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price#$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30#for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club#maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill#can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan#sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)
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i really, really love that lae'zel is DISGUSTED by the idea of ever having to deal with pregnancy, but like. genuinely loves being a mom to Xan. and just loves that baby so much.
#bat plays bg3#there are four companions i could see enjoying having and raising a baby#and that's wyll halsin lae'zel and minthara#gale and karlach would be good parents if they had to be but they both strike me as like#karlach just got her freedom back she needs time to just. live life and be free#i think she'd have one or adopt one eventually#astarion would be a terrible dad at first but eventually be decent lol#but never be actually good at the raising part just the#taking care of the brood and making sure they don't die#he'd be a terrible role model#shadowheart is in the same boat as the other two#i just think she needs some time to figure shit out and exist before even considering that#she wants her animal sanctuary and to chill for a bit#also minthara would raise little hellions but like#just bc she's evil doesn't mean she wouldn't be a good mom#her children would be raised like royalty and treated as such bc they're future conquerors
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IM LIKE IF A BOY WAS A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL WAS A SCENE FAG
#SCENE ART#FUNKY COOL ART#T SLUR TW#F SLUR TW#CONTEXT: MY MOM CALLED ME A TRANNY AND A FAGGOT DURING AN ARGUEMENT WITH ME AND HER AND MY DAD#IT DOESNT REALLY BOTHER ME ANYMORE THEYRE DUMB AND CONFUSED AND THEY ONLY LISTEN TO FOX NEWS ABOUT ANYTHING EVER#AND THEY THINK MY BABY FOOD MADE ME AUTISTIC#SO THEIR OPINION ON MY IDENTITY IS STUPID AND WRONG#ANYWAYS I WAS KINDA PISSY ABOUT IT SO I MADE SOMETHING KINDA EZ TO FEEL BETTER AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF DOING DIGITAL ART#CUZ IM STILL GETTING USED 2 MY NEW TABLET!!!!!!!!! SIMILAR MODEL SO ITS NO BIGGIE BUT STILL#ANYWAYS IF U COULDNT TELL IM IN A BIG CAPSLOCK MOOD TODAY 4 WHATEVR REASON LAWLZ#ANYWAYS ANYWAYS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POSITIVE VENT THING IF U WANNA CALL IT THAT#IM NOT SAD ANYMORE CUZ I HAVE FRIENDS AND THEY THINK IM COOL!!!!!!!! AND I THINK IM COOL TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I FINALLY LOVE MYSELF AND ITS SO POGGERS IT WAS SO WORTH IT#AS IN EVERYTHING WAS!!!!!!#AND THIS IS VERY VAGUE BUT THATS FINE CUZ I DONT REALLY WANT ANYONE ON HERE 2 UNDERSTAND LOLZ. OR AT LEAST ALL THE RANDOS FOLLOWING ME#ILY ALL IDK WHO U R THO XD AND U DONT HAVE 2 KNOW MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE STORY#BUT I DO WANT IT TO BE KNOWN SOMEWHERE THAT IM VERY HAPPY AND EXCITED TO BE ALIVE DESPITE EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENED#AS IN EVERYTHING YOU ALL DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT#AND I FINALLY LOVE MYSELF AS MUCH AS I LOVE EVERYONE ELSE EVER EVEN MY DUMBFUCK PARENTS!!!!!!!!!#IM SO HAPPY IM ALIVE IM SO HAPPY UR ALIVE TOO :) EVEN IF I DONT KNOW WHO U R (IDK WHO IS AND ISNT READING THIS)#SO I HOPE UR ALL HAPPY WITH URSELVES 2 AND IF UR NOT I HOPE U CAN BE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND SPEAKING OF DAYS (AS IN 12AM FOR ME AS OF TYPING THIS) I HOPE U HAVE A GOOD 1 TODAY >:D <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i'm used to being my mom's least favorite child, between my brother and me, but this stings.
my mom used to have a "jay through the years" photo album on facebook and she took it down. lmfao. i wanted to show my coworkers the ridiculous outfits she sewed for me as a kid. i can't.
i guess it evens out because i'm by far my dad's favorite kid, even with the added variable of stepsisters. still can't help but feel pain about it.
#my dad calls me for assistance when he's designing a custom model train#my mom calls me when she wants someone to watch her beagles#i guess beagle singular now.#the ways each of your parents think about you i guess
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Goodnight everyone ^_^/ played some more sims 4 today, with me and Dina and our two adopted daughters fdjgdjf our toddler just aged up yayyy
#i think ill make them a part of our lore but idk! we adopt them after our wedding#I DONT HAVE A TAG FOR DINA YET RAAAGGHGH#its okay ive only posted about her like once fsjgdmd#tkmorrow im starting a new playthrough of an idea ive had for forever#been calling it dollhouse.where therell be a mom dad daughter and dog#living in a two or three story house modeled after a dollhouse#where one of the whole houses sides will be out so you can just look into it#something about the daughter having to be perfect or whatever idk.mught have the parents#divorce anf changer her whole world. maybe!
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Models... just models...
This took too long to finish.
art (c) me / annaoi
characters (c) me and @theycallmedarling
#ocs#models#magazine cover#digital art#art#digital artist#digital painting#artist on tumblr#vincent fairfax#mila dufort#sometimes mila is a marinos#just depends on which parent she's mad at lol#if shes mad at her mom she uses marinos for a last name#if shes mad at her dad she uses dufort#mince#this is actually a doomed ship#art by me#characters by me and theycallmedarling
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THE TECH INTERACTIVE
#someone should take the sharkuda to the tech interactive!! the top floor exploded my brain and it would definitely explode their brains too#my parents and i were originally going to go to the sharks game but i got miserly and waited too long to get tickets and also. do you know#hard it is to get a set of *three* tickets together. impossible for less than $80 apparently!! the drive down was also very stressful#because we were trying to get lunch on the way down the peninsula and my dad thought my mom only wanted in n out but the two drive throughs#we tried had like twenty cars lined up and my dad lost his temper in the parking lot and my mom said it didn't HAVE to be in n out so my da#peeled outta there and we went to his favorite taqueria in the area which had a HUGE salsa and side bar (for free! i squirreled away two#whole limes) and their carne asada super burrito settled everyone down :))#by the time we got to san jose the puck had already dropped so decided to pivot and check out the tech interactive since my mom and i hadn'#had time the last time we were here in the summer and oh my GOB THEIR HUMAN BODY EXHIBIT IS. WOW. it was a lovely time walking around#looking very closely at very realistic models of human organs :3 and oh! my mom and i made a bacteria plate together :3 and my dad and i#made a robot with a spinning fish and flashing lights on it :3 and i fell asleep most of the way into the serengeti film in the imax dome :#and then we went to the 99 ranch where the dungeness crab was THREE NINETY NINE. and my mom got some big napa cabbages and one little one#for me :3 and oh then the guy ahead of us in the checkout gave me his $1 coupon for the bakery :3#and that's what i did today!!#sor.txt
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https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1653860731891208192?s=46
Tbh I’m loving these, looking forward to the Emily Kaplan interview with him
god i miss the emily kaplan/linda cohn podcast! they always got young players to say interesting stuff. here's hoping emily can get something more interesting out of him than this spot.
#i need to think more about the signifier of connor's family always being emphasized as blue collar#vs the fantillis#(bc connor is most interesting to me w/r/t the parallels and contrasts with adam)#it is interesting to me that julia fantilli is a VP with an insurance company#particularly in light of the brothers talking about how their dad was always complaining about driving them around#suggesting that dad with his more flexible self-owned business situation may have been the primary day-to-day parent#which seems pretty unusual in the hockey world!#where the bedard stay at home mom model seems to predominate#anyway thinking about how differences in social class/economic circumstances may play a role in#the families' different value systems around hockey
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Can't believe I've been bamboozled by fanon again. There's nothing in canon that says Detective Tsukauchi has a lie detector quirk. His sister having one just made everyone assume he does too omg.
#this is just like when i found out that there's nothing in canon that says that bakugo's parents work in the fashion industry#you guys had me believing his dad was a fashion designer and his mom was a model#all we know in canon is that he's a designer and his wife works in the same industry but it doesn't specifically say fashion design afaik#for all we know they could work in web design#they do have that big ass house though so i believe that they're making BANK maybe they do work in fashion#unless there's something in canon that i'm not aware of but it seems the fandom made their jobs up lmaoo#bnha#my posts
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😤😤😤
#venting in the tags don't mind me!!#dani speaks#personal#when the blog becomes the diary#y'all it is VERY HARD dealing with a narcissistic parent I gotta say!!#i am understandably very upset with my parents right now for some nonsense that went down Sunday into Monday#so I've been limiting contact and not reaching out to them unless they reach out to me to ask about my houseguest#and because growing up with them. and my MOM specifically#I KNOW that they would 100% not listen to my points or feelings or whatever#and just turn the table to be like WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY NEEDS#mom more so than dad. anyway#so this model has been working well most of the week UNTIL TODAY#in which I checked WhatsApp and saw that my dad has messaged several times to check in#i was like 😤 and replied fine#my mom send this big INFURIATING text to me#i replied in the fam chat that by fine I mean things are FINE. SATISFACTORY#NOT FINE AS IN IDC WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY CONVERSATION ENDS NOW AND HERE#BC THAT'S WHAT MOM DOES AND THAT'S WHAT SHE THOUGHT I DID SO SHE GOT ALL HUFFY WOO IS ME IN THE CHAT#so I made a v grown up reply that was basically. tldr:#I'm having a bad week and here's what's happened and I am NOT using fine to end a conversation and would appreciate space#so I can feel BAD without being made to feel bad for feeling bad#and it's v mature but LORD AM I READY TO EXPLODE#like i am talking full Jacqueline diring frostmas on main EXPLODE#IT'S SO ANNOYING TO NOT BE ABLE TO SHARE WITH PARENTS HOW YOU FEEL#KNOWING THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND WANT YOU TO BE OKAY WITH THEM#GIVEN THE SITUATION HOW CAN I! FUCKEN EH#i am going to rip off my shirt and explode into 1000 tiny danis and take apart the local clocktowers
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Every household of 3 or more people deserves at least one person committing a full-time job’s worth of effort and time on maintaining the safety and sanity of the home and people.
Children ages 8 - 20 count as 1 whole person.
Children Birth - 8 are 1.5.
Households of one or two people deserve someone capable of committing the equivalent of 20 hours a week payable work.
The fact this has been stripped from “modern” society fills my Bachelors Degree in Human Development soul to frothing rage.
You are a powerhouse, and you deserve all the respect any “What Kids Consider ‘Real’ Jobs” career are given.
(and I’m omitting the rant I have on the feminine =/= feminist garbage, anyone who refuses to accept a woman’s choice of lifestyle in the name of “feminism” had an agenda that does not include helping real women)
Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
#stay at home parent#hero#role model#stay at home mother#stay at home father#stay at home mom#stay at home dad
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one day i wish to understand exactly what was my parents' modus operandi for my childhood because i cannot for the life of me figure out the logic but also there HAS to be some kind of underlying belief to it because i turned out with mom-n-dad-shaped fundamental flaws to my character
#my current theory is based on how i tend to treat my pet and friendships/social interactions in general & how similar it feels to them#i think they have to make like. a conscious effort to remember i'm a human person with needs and wants more complex than a tamagochi#ESPECIALLY when i was younger#i see how short-tempered i can be and i think my dad just didn't register that threatening and mild violence could be harmful to a kid#cuz in the moment it's child is misbehaving -> thunder and wave fists around -> child is no longer misbehaving#tears are temporary fear is temporary what matters is that the child is no longer annoying and it's for the greater good for everyone#and i'd say the same thing can be applied for socialization a bit#though i'd also have issues w that if i had the best parents ever i think cuz. autism or whatever.#anyway like i think they just didn't pay much attention? that i was struggling?#they're all proud that they barely ever put me in daycare like okay i don't have siblings or kid neighbors or. anyone most of the time.#what do you expect?#it's a snowballing issue and it's hard to correct once it's rolling but like. wow you're modelling such a good example mom n dad#you barely have friends that you never see#mom works all the time. dad needs a lot of time to watch sports games. kid me plays alone again.#kid me starts being mildly bullied in kindergarten and learns patterns of social interaction that it will repeat for its entire life#so it's just like HA i spent A Time with you child replenish the social interaction bar now#and that's not enough to raise a child#broadcasting my misery#vent
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can i request smth like sukuna bringing reader to meet his family for the first time? ^^
"Uncle Sukuna bought me these Legos for my birthday last week!" Yuuji pointed to a dinosaur on the shelf, "It took me a long time to build it, but Uncle helped me."
The kid had been dragging you around the house ever since dinner was over, holding your hand while insisting on showcasing all of his toys and artwork and racecars.
Sukuna was always a man of few words, so when you first met Yuuji, you thought the cute little bugger would be no different. But no, Yuuji was far from shy and quiet around you. In fact, the first thing he said to you after you entered the house was a bunch of garbled and unintelligible compliments. Saying how he liked your shoes, and the hairstyle you did on yourself.
He talked and talked your head off with no care in the world. Dinner passed quickly, and Yuuji led you upstairs to show you his room. You found it adorable that he had a little twinkle in his eyes while explaining something he was passionate about; it reminded you of a special someone.
"That's so cool, Yuuji! Do you have a favorite Lego that you've made?" you smiled.
Yuuji seemed to grow silent for the first time that evening, "Umm, no. I think they're all my favorite!"
Laughing, you ruffled his hair. "That's okay," you booped him on the nose, "you're my favorite."
Yuuji looked up at you with eyes the size of saucers, gasping, "Really? More than Uncle?"
You put a finger to your lips, making a shushing sound; and Yuuji giggled at the fact he shared a secret with you. When the adults started opening beer and wine bottles in the living room, Sukuna called you downstairs to join him as he drank with his brother and his brother's wife.
"I'm going to go have a drink—"
"That's okay! I have to do something, too." Yuuji playfully kicked you out of his room with a few giggles, and got to work on whatever it was he was doing.
Downstairs, you had a better chance to get to know Sukuna's family now that there wasn't a little kid trying to butt his way into the conversation as well. Jin asked you about your work and how you and his brother met; you talked about some of your hobbies and Sukuna—being himself—boasted about how good of a partner you were. It was, all in all, a pleasantly spent evening.
When it was time for you to call it a night, you were about to make your leave when suddenly, Yuuji came running down the stairs, yelling for you and Sukuna to wait.
"What is it, brat?" asked Sukuna, tired from having a beer too many, which earned an elbow to his side from you.
Yuuji beamed, gesturing to what was in his hands, "Look, tada! It's Uncle, and me, and Mom, and Dad, and my aunt!"
Turns out, when Yuuji said he had some thing to do, he was really just building characters out of Legos that represented you, Sukuna, and his parents. Surprisingly, the models were pretty accurate, too. Well, except for. . .
"The hell did you make a redhead for? That supposed to be your uncle, kid?" Sukuna joked, turning to you, "Don't tell me your cheating on me with a ginger."
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I enjoy reading love stories but
They also remind me that I've never been in one myself
And it still hurts
#thinking aloud#I don't even know how people just .. fall in love#Idk how people decide who they wanna be with for the rest of their life#It's not like my parents were good models for healthy love life#Mom was impressionable and dad likes ppl he can take care of#That's why they're divorced now bc they were never a healthy loving couple#I have so many examples of what not to do#I do better at things when I have some sort of example of what I'm supposed to do
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This was a $500 unit in 1963. That's $5 thousand in Today Dollars. If that's the kind of luxury you want to drop your dough on, check out [brands] like Thermador.
But the real issue is uniformity at the cost of convenience, ne? The models at that link ^ have swappable shelves, lots of space, ice makers, water dispensers, fancy temperature control, even air filtration and sanitizing. They're a different kind of special feature, but they still look almost exactly like the standard models of cheaper brands. You're also going to get modern safety features around the environmental contaminant and poisonous gas, freon. It would be great if these features came on standard models but they clearly didn't back then, either.
lbr that looks like a Baker's specialty product. Maybe a company that makes refrigerators and appliances for bakeries would have something like this. The inclusion of the butter softener "solidifies" this hunch. But again, you're going to be paying for those features; it costs $4,948.32
1963 Refrigerator 🤔
#the best microwave i ever owned was a 1964 model that was mounted and attached to a stand inseparable from the stove and oven below#eventually the wiring faulted#the repair shop drove in a guy from 50 miles away brought him out of retirement (the original shop owner)#none of the new apprentices had ever seen anything like it with all its weird temp sensors and timing systems#he said he could untangle the wiring and replace it but he estimated the specialty job at about $3.000#my parents are getting old. alzheimer's runs in my dad's family and my mom is the original model for the ditzy blonde stereotype.#they wanted to update and expand the kitchen anyway and so decided to just replace the stove/oven/microwave with a conduction top#now my mom can bump the stove knobs and not accidentally set herself on fire#(doesn't mean she hasn't walked out of the room and left stuff cooking. coming back to a burnt pan many a time....)#it was a pretty expensive unit but the quality is mediocre and it broke a year in (thankfully still under warranty)#anyway#story time#technology#then vs now#i spent half an hour on this post b/c yes. uniformity and cutting corners bad. but that's only half the argument.#if you want to have a one-sided conversation literally go to any other social media site#tumblr#sorry not sorry#all the -isms
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