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livelovecaliforniadreams · 2 months ago
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ahorrorstorycircle · 2 days ago
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Frances Conroy is now “happily retired” from acting, according to her family.
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mostlyinthemorning · 1 month ago
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Schitt's Creek Photo of the Day 79 of ???
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zombinarys · 1 year ago
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whatever happened to men getting on their knees and resting their head on bosoms??? it seems like no man wants to rest their head on bosoms these days
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creedock · 1 year ago
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anaywyas. music headcanons
heartless: i think heartless is at that point where he likes music but hasn't really explored it much beyond pretty well known bands. his favourites are queen and weezer.
alchemy: i imagine they'd probably listen to musical soundtracks a lot. he also listens to marina and mitski and that kinda stuff
flint: nu metal. also workout tracks but mostly metal. metalhead flint REAL
eira: like heartless, a weezer fan. he also listens to lemon demon and will wood
doppel: edm, but like. the very experimental kind.
glass: likes a lot of kinda. weird-core style music? he definitely listens to oliver buckland
river: i think river probably just likes any music she can chill to. she definitely has a lot of those "lo-fi beats to study and relax to" playlists saved
alastor: raging tradgoth. Bauhaus. The sisters of mercy. 45 Grave. lorelei is also trying to brainwash him into being a swiftie
lorelei: not actually a swiftie, she just likes making al suffer. she listens to the sound of children crying. i also think she listens to bands like rasputina and the dresden dolls
diana: country. i don't think i need to elaborate here
lance: another weezer fan. also listens to some nu metal
bandy: circus march.
dock: i think they wear headphones but dont play any music. if you hand them the aux they'll just play white noise.
moira: dad rock kinda? she introduced heartless to queen. listens to stuff like squeeze, ac/dc, joan jett, etc.
krome: weezer fan. i promise this is the last one. I also think he'd listen to classical music quite a bit
brooke: chamber pop. also like. a bit of riot grrrl type stuff?
arthyr: well. um. weezer- *Gets shot*
Murphy: copyright-free youtube ukelele music
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banana-birb · 17 hours ago
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Okay, time to rapid fire with my headcanon gun.
So Eira ended up becoming a street punk, not because his father disowned him or anything, but because there were reports of magic coming from his house, and his dad claimed he was the witch (Katara and her mom style)
Yes, Moira is Alastor's grandma you can't convince me otherwise (and yes, Alastor named Murphy)
Lorelei and Lance both have hardcore fans, if only they knew their true personalities...
When Doppel was a rich little kid, his parents hosted a party, of which Bandy attended. Of course, the clown man got bored, and hearing that the hosts son (cough, Doppel) was in his room getting ready, and thought it would be a fun little prank to teleport the half-dressed son into the center of the room. Little did he know that Doppel was experimenting with his magic, and got teleported into the crowd as he was duplicating something. Doppel hates Bandy for this, and sometimes Bandy covers for him out of guilt. (Courtesy of Sighning-up-is-hard on DeviantArt)
Flint takes cold showers.
(I'm very much trying not to repeat hcs I've seen)
Lance names his weapons, and has several Hale-made swords.
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nice-schitt · 1 year ago
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Just because…
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chrisitsraining · 1 year ago
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resi evil lbgt hcs... part 6(?)
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escapismthroughfilm · 2 years ago
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AHS: Murder House 1x07 "Open House" | 2011
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thebeesareback · 10 months ago
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In light of Catherine O'Hara getting cast in The Last of Us S2, here is what I think the gang from Schitt's Creek would do during a zombie apocalypse
Stevie ends up like Bill and Frank
Alexis runs drugs
Roland and Jocyln start leading a group and build a safe and respectful compound. Every night they watch a Gloria Estephan film. Unbeknownst to R and J, there is a thriving organ trafficking market running through their compound
Mutt doesn't realise anything has happened
Moira writes a popular zombie themed musical, where she stars as a human-crow mutant. She accidentally starts a cult and has people supplying her with Xanex and new wigs
Ray is still an estate agent, just for run down shacks he calls "fixer uppers "
Ronnie would do something actually useful and wear lots of cargo pants
Johnny would try to trade things, like swapping rolexes for ammunition
Twyla dies, but not from a zombie bite. Maybe a tree falls on her
Ted would work on a cure
David dies immediately
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asphalt-eater · 2 years ago
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heartless characters and whether they would jaywalk
heartless: sometimes but never on purpose. he's just too excited
alchemy: never. they are too responsible to endanger themself or others
flint: never. he gets upset when people do
eira: sometimes, whenever he needs to be angsty and cool
doppel: absolutely all the time
glass: never. gets really freaked out when doppel jaywalks
river: never on purpose, she knows the risks
alastor: he rarely sets foot in public anyway without a reason, but if he had the chance he would not jaywalk
lorelei: in her public persona she has to set a good example so she never jaywalks, but when she has big breakdown and stops holding back she will walk into places with the sole purpose of jaywalking
diana: does not care enough. jaywalks
lance: he jaywalks all the time
bandy: he doesn't cross roads by walking, he does acrobat tricks, so he less jaywalks and more jayflies
dock: any chance he gets. its how you know he's evil.
krome: occasionally. hes chill but also has to follow a code
brooke: never. shes very sensible
moira: the roads aren't usually dangerous where she lives, so she's used to jaywalking
arthyr: never jaywalks
murphy: cat. pretty much invented jaywalking
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fashioninpaper · 2 years ago
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TV PAPER DOLLS MONTH!
I found these at the blog below but it doesn’t mention the artist’s name.
https://www.mediafoam.com/blog/schitts-creek
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babolat85 · 2 years ago
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Schitt’s Creek- Alexis Audition I still love Moira kicking Jocelyn under the table to get her to turn the music off
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lovelydrusilla · 2 years ago
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noah reid as patrick brewer you will always be famous
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Schitt's Creek episode 2.13 "Happy Anniversary"
I’m lowkey a little embarrassed about how long it took me to get into this show. I tried it a few times and thought it felt too much like Arrested Development, a show I have to admit I just don’t like despite my love for its cast. Luckily, I’ve never met two people who love Schitt’s Creek as much as my mom and girlfriend, and they were adamant that if I could just make it to this episode, I would change my mind. And they were right.
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            I still think the first couple seasons have that quirky, lovably infuriating Arrested Development feel, but Schitt’s Creek ultimately became something else entirely and the slow burn of its apathetic early episodes made the Roses’ emotional transformation feel genuine and significant. “Happy Anniversary” really is a turning point in the show, a moment that reveals that this story and these characters are more than frivolous.
            So it’s Johnny and Moira’s anniversary, and they’re spending it avoiding Roland and Jocelyn who have just offered to take them out to dinner to a nice restaurant. One they even want to go to! But God forbid they go with the Schitts, right? So Johnny tries to score a table at that same restaurant for that same night- one they can have to themselves. These are the Roses we’re starting the episode with, but this is the first time we’ll see a different side of them by the time the episode ends.
            Alexis, meanwhile, has just found out via Ted that Mutt is throwing a party. While Ted thinks out loud through the threat the party poses to his self-esteem (“I guess it’s just a bit of a pride issue, you know, do I go to the party hosted by the guy that you left me for?”), Alexis is herself: “yeah, no, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.”  She and Mutt recently broke up, her second breakup after having called off her engagement to Ted, so she’s a little preoccupied with the fact that she didn’t get an invite.
            Johnny really did swing a table at the nice restaurant, and at the host stand they run into none other than one of their closest couple friends from their old life. This is the first time we meet any of the Roses’ old friends, and the moment serves as a wake-up call both to them and to us that maybe the Roses are a little different now. Maybe there are still terrible, mean, selfish, filthy rich people out in the world, but maybe the Roses aren’t quite like them anymore. David and Alexis will have eye-opening reunions of their own later on (remember Sebastien Raine and that bitch Klair who wanted room temperature water “that was once hot”?) and they will always mark a sort of checkpoint of personal growth.
            But Johnny and Moira don’t know this yet, so they invite Bev and Don to join them for dinner. It doesn’t look good when Roland and Jocelyn walk in to see them sharing a meal with friends that they had told them they wanted to enjoy alone. It’s a sitcom, so of course all three couples cram into this table set for four, and we’re off on the most uncomfortable evening of all time.
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            Bev and Don are asking all kinds of questions about what the Roses have been up to, and the Schitts tolerate the Roses’ embarrassment enough to even help Moira bend the truth a bit. When Moira describes the motel as a “rustic, ranch-style bungalow”, Roland helpfully adds that it has ten bedrooms. When Bev and Don start making fun of a town they passed through- “Schittstown” or “Schittsville”- Roland grins and bears it. Finally, it’s Johnny who can’t take it anymore.
            Back in town, Mutt’s party is in full swing. Alexis is introduced to Mutt’s new girlfriend, Tennesee, a pretty girl that he even shaved his beard for. Alexis asks Ted how he was able to seem so cool about everything after they broke up, and this time, she’s actually listening to him. He tells her about going on their honeymoon without her, and about crying so much he scared the animals at work, but eventually he got through it. Alexis offers a sincere apology, and Ted, the sweetest little guy, says it’s okay. And then they dance together :)
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            At the restaurant, Moira tries to talk Johnny off the ledge, but he’s had enough. “No Don, here’s the joke. The joke is I’m sitting in a half decent restaurant with my wife and our friends, and all you two have done is complain about the food and pretend that you didn’t leave us high and dry after we lost everything… you wrote us off, Don. Not a phone call. Not an email. Not a nickel. Roland and Jocelyn here could not have been more generous with what little they have. They found us a place to live. They’ve offered us their truck whenever we’ve needed it. They’ve invited us to parties, they even offered to take us out to dinner tonight… and that town you passed through. It’s not called Schittsville. It’s called Schitt’s Creek. And it’s where we live.”
            It’s still a little condescending. But it’s the first real acknowledgement the Roses have given of what the Schitts have done for them, and that the people in their old life aren’t perfect and magical. Moira’s the only one who is embarrassed, rather than touched, by the outburst, and she’s the only one who won’t really change throughout the series.
            Back at the barn, David is “getting some air” with Jake, and the two kiss. David can’t wait to tell Stevie, who’s dressed to the nines by the way. They don’t have that much screen time in this episode, but there’s a lot to unpack about Stevie and her relationship with Darren. David can’t help but react when he sees Stevie’s tight dress and heels, and that outfit in this setting says so much about who she is. Being anxious, socially uncomfortable people with few friends are self-proclaimed trademarks of both of their personalities, and with that in mind I wouldn’t expect her to wear anything else. She doesn’t know what appropriate barn party attire is, and she especially doesn’t know what to wear when she’s trying to impress someone. But it’s clear that she really is trying- to prove a point to David, and to impress him too. I don’t think she ever got as “over it” as she claimed.
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            David has barely finished telling Stevie about his kiss with Jake, and hasn’t processed her confession that she kissed him too, when the parents come in. David and Alexis are offput to see them there, but even Moira is filled with love for her family tonight. “I don’t care what snarky remarks you kids are gonna make under your breath, tonight we are dancing as a family”. They all share “I love you”’s (David’s second time saying it in his life!) and dance to James Morrison’s “Precious Love”. The whole thing is just very, very sweet and it’s the first time the show fully gives us permission to love these characters.
            Schitt’s Creek feels like an instant classic and it warmed my heart to watch them clean up at the Emmys. There are so many great episodes, let me know which other ones we should talk about!
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banana-birb · 17 days ago
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Okay, so can i just rant? No? ok.
I have spent literal HOURS thinking about what instruments our children would play. I want to draw it, but I can't right now, so I'm settling for posting about it. Also, I don't really like brass instruments, mostly because of band kids, so a few of these are odd)
Heartless - Maracas, can't sing
Alchemy - Oboe, can sing
Flint - Drums, can't sing (no, i'm not projecting onto my fellow trans what are you talking about?)
Eira - Bass Guitar, can (but doesn't) sing
Doppel - Electric Guitar, can sing
Glass - Piano, can sing
River - Violin, can't but can sing
Alastor - Violin, can't sing
Dock - Double Bass, can't sing
Lorelai - No instrument, can sing (canon lol)
Bandy - Ukulele, doesn't(?) sing (idk man)
Diana - Viola, can sing (it was viola or sax, okay?)
Lance - Drums, can't sing (not projecting. totally. but also this man would play just to hit things)
Brooke - Cello, can sing
Arthyr - No instrument (a little bit of everything), can sing
Chrome - Acoustic Guitar, can sing
Moira - No instrument, sings like grandma
Murphy - Meowsic Piano, can screech
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