#moira & murphy

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[mostlyinthemorning]

Schitt's Creek Photo of the Day 79 of ???

[zombinarys]

whatever happened to men getting on their knees and resting their head on bosoms??? it seems like no man wants to rest their head on bosoms these days

[creedock]

anaywyas. music headcanons

heartless: i think heartless is at that point where he likes music but hasn't really explored it much beyond pretty well known bands. his favourites are queen and weezer.

alchemy: i imagine they'd probably listen to musical soundtracks a lot. he also listens to marina and mitski and that kinda stuff

flint: nu metal. also workout tracks but mostly metal. metalhead flint REAL

eira: like heartless, a weezer fan. he also listens to lemon demon and will wood

doppel: edm, but like. the very experimental kind.

glass: likes a lot of kinda. weird-core style music? he definitely listens to oliver buckland

river: i think river probably just likes any music she can chill to. she definitely has a lot of those "lo-fi beats to study and relax to" playlists saved

alastor: raging tradgoth. Bauhaus. The sisters of mercy. 45 Grave. lorelei is also trying to brainwash him into being a swiftie

lorelei: not actually a swiftie, she just likes making al suffer. she listens to the sound of children crying. i also think she listens to bands like rasputina and the dresden dolls

diana: country. i don't think i need to elaborate here

lance: another weezer fan. also listens to some nu metal

bandy: circus march.

dock: i think they wear headphones but dont play any music. if you hand them the aux they'll just play white noise.

moira: dad rock kinda? she introduced heartless to queen. listens to stuff like squeeze, ac/dc, joan jett, etc.

krome: weezer fan. i promise this is the last one. I also think he'd listen to classical music quite a bit

brooke: chamber pop. also like. a bit of riot grrrl type stuff?

arthyr: well. um. weezer- *Gets shot*

Murphy: copyright-free youtube ukelele music

[nice-schitt]

Just because…

[chrisitsraining]

resi evil lbgt hcs... part 6(?)

[escapismthroughfilm]

AHS: Murder House 1x07 "Open House" | 2011

[thebeesareback]

In light of Catherine O'Hara getting cast in The Last of Us S2, here is what I think the gang from Schitt's Creek would do during a zombie apocalypse

Stevie ends up like Bill and Frank

Alexis runs drugs

Roland and Jocyln start leading a group and build a safe and respectful compound. Every night they watch a Gloria Estephan film. Unbeknownst to R and J, there is a thriving organ trafficking market running through their compound

Mutt doesn't realise anything has happened

Moira writes a popular zombie themed musical, where she stars as a human-crow mutant. She accidentally starts a cult and has people supplying her with Xanex and new wigs

Ray is still an estate agent, just for run down shacks he calls "fixer uppers "

Ronnie would do something actually useful and wear lots of cargo pants

Johnny would try to trade things, like swapping rolexes for ammunition

Twyla dies, but not from a zombie bite. Maybe a tree falls on her

Ted would work on a cure

David dies immediately

[asphalt-eater]

heartless characters and whether they would jaywalk

heartless: sometimes but never on purpose. he's just too excited

alchemy: never. they are too responsible to endanger themself or others

flint: never. he gets upset when people do

eira: sometimes, whenever he needs to be angsty and cool

doppel: absolutely all the time

glass: never. gets really freaked out when doppel jaywalks

river: never on purpose, she knows the risks

alastor: he rarely sets foot in public anyway without a reason, but if he had the chance he would not jaywalk

lorelei: in her public persona she has to set a good example so she never jaywalks, but when she has big breakdown and stops holding back she will walk into places with the sole purpose of jaywalking

diana: does not care enough. jaywalks

lance: he jaywalks all the time

bandy: he doesn't cross roads by walking, he does acrobat tricks, so he less jaywalks and more jayflies

dock: any chance he gets. its how you know he's evil.

krome: occasionally. hes chill but also has to follow a code

brooke: never. shes very sensible

moira: the roads aren't usually dangerous where she lives, so she's used to jaywalking

arthyr: never jaywalks

murphy: cat. pretty much invented jaywalking

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TV PAPER DOLLS MONTH!

I found these at the blog below but it doesn’t mention the artist’s name.

https://www.mediafoam.com/blog/schitts-creek

[babolat85]

Schitt’s Creek- Alexis Audition I still love Moira kicking Jocelyn under the table to get her to turn the music off

[lovelydrusilla]

noah reid as patrick brewer you will always be famous

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Schitt's Creek episode 2.13 "Happy Anniversary"

I’m lowkey a little embarrassed about how long it took me to get into this show. I tried it a few times and thought it felt too much like Arrested Development, a show I have to admit I just don’t like despite my love for its cast. Luckily, I’ve never met two people who love Schitt’s Creek as much as my mom and girlfriend, and they were adamant that if I could just make it to this episode, I would change my mind. And they were right.

            I still think the first couple seasons have that quirky, lovably infuriating Arrested Development feel, but Schitt’s Creek ultimately became something else entirely and the slow burn of its apathetic early episodes made the Roses’ emotional transformation feel genuine and significant. “Happy Anniversary” really is a turning point in the show, a moment that reveals that this story and these characters are more than frivolous.

            So it’s Johnny and Moira’s anniversary, and they’re spending it avoiding Roland and Jocelyn who have just offered to take them out to dinner to a nice restaurant. One they even want to go to! But God forbid they go with the Schitts, right? So Johnny tries to score a table at that same restaurant for that same night- one they can have to themselves. These are the Roses we’re starting the episode with, but this is the first time we’ll see a different side of them by the time the episode ends.

            Alexis, meanwhile, has just found out via Ted that Mutt is throwing a party. While Ted thinks out loud through the threat the party poses to his self-esteem (“I guess it’s just a bit of a pride issue, you know, do I go to the party hosted by the guy that you left me for?”), Alexis is herself: “yeah, no, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.”  She and Mutt recently broke up, her second breakup after having called off her engagement to Ted, so she’s a little preoccupied with the fact that she didn’t get an invite.

            Johnny really did swing a table at the nice restaurant, and at the host stand they run into none other than one of their closest couple friends from their old life. This is the first time we meet any of the Roses’ old friends, and the moment serves as a wake-up call both to them and to us that maybe the Roses are a little different now. Maybe there are still terrible, mean, selfish, filthy rich people out in the world, but maybe the Roses aren’t quite like them anymore. David and Alexis will have eye-opening reunions of their own later on (remember Sebastien Raine and that bitch Klair who wanted room temperature water “that was once hot”?) and they will always mark a sort of checkpoint of personal growth.

            But Johnny and Moira don’t know this yet, so they invite Bev and Don to join them for dinner. It doesn’t look good when Roland and Jocelyn walk in to see them sharing a meal with friends that they had told them they wanted to enjoy alone. It’s a sitcom, so of course all three couples cram into this table set for four, and we’re off on the most uncomfortable evening of all time.

            Bev and Don are asking all kinds of questions about what the Roses have been up to, and the Schitts tolerate the Roses’ embarrassment enough to even help Moira bend the truth a bit. When Moira describes the motel as a “rustic, ranch-style bungalow”, Roland helpfully adds that it has ten bedrooms. When Bev and Don start making fun of a town they passed through- “Schittstown” or “Schittsville”- Roland grins and bears it. Finally, it’s Johnny who can’t take it anymore.

            Back in town, Mutt’s party is in full swing. Alexis is introduced to Mutt’s new girlfriend, Tennesee, a pretty girl that he even shaved his beard for. Alexis asks Ted how he was able to seem so cool about everything after they broke up, and this time, she’s actually listening to him. He tells her about going on their honeymoon without her, and about crying so much he scared the animals at work, but eventually he got through it. Alexis offers a sincere apology, and Ted, the sweetest little guy, says it’s okay. And then they dance together :)

            At the restaurant, Moira tries to talk Johnny off the ledge, but he’s had enough. “No Don, here’s the joke. The joke is I’m sitting in a half decent restaurant with my wife and our friends, and all you two have done is complain about the food and pretend that you didn’t leave us high and dry after we lost everything… you wrote us off, Don. Not a phone call. Not an email. Not a nickel. Roland and Jocelyn here could not have been more generous with what little they have. They found us a place to live. They’ve offered us their truck whenever we’ve needed it. They’ve invited us to parties, they even offered to take us out to dinner tonight… and that town you passed through. It’s not called Schittsville. It’s called Schitt’s Creek. And it’s where we live.”

            It’s still a little condescending. But it’s the first real acknowledgement the Roses have given of what the Schitts have done for them, and that the people in their old life aren’t perfect and magical. Moira’s the only one who is embarrassed, rather than touched, by the outburst, and she’s the only one who won’t really change throughout the series.

            Back at the barn, David is “getting some air” with Jake, and the two kiss. David can’t wait to tell Stevie, who’s dressed to the nines by the way. They don’t have that much screen time in this episode, but there’s a lot to unpack about Stevie and her relationship with Darren. David can’t help but react when he sees Stevie’s tight dress and heels, and that outfit in this setting says so much about who she is. Being anxious, socially uncomfortable people with few friends are self-proclaimed trademarks of both of their personalities, and with that in mind I wouldn’t expect her to wear anything else. She doesn’t know what appropriate barn party attire is, and she especially doesn’t know what to wear when she’s trying to impress someone. But it’s clear that she really is trying- to prove a point to David, and to impress him too. I don’t think she ever got as “over it” as she claimed.

            David has barely finished telling Stevie about his kiss with Jake, and hasn’t processed her confession that she kissed him too, when the parents come in. David and Alexis are offput to see them there, but even Moira is filled with love for her family tonight. “I don’t care what snarky remarks you kids are gonna make under your breath, tonight we are dancing as a family”. They all share “I love you”’s (David’s second time saying it in his life!) and dance to James Morrison’s “Precious Love”. The whole thing is just very, very sweet and it’s the first time the show fully gives us permission to love these characters.

            Schitt’s Creek feels like an instant classic and it warmed my heart to watch them clean up at the Emmys. There are so many great episodes, let me know which other ones we should talk about!

[banana-birb]

Okay, so can i just rant? No? ok.

I have spent literal HOURS thinking about what instruments our children would play. I want to draw it, but I can't right now, so I'm settling for posting about it. Also, I don't really like brass instruments, mostly because of band kids, so a few of these are odd)

Heartless - Maracas, can't sing

Alchemy - Oboe, can sing

Flint - Drums, can't sing (no, i'm not projecting onto my fellow trans what are you talking about?)

Eira - Bass Guitar, can (but doesn't) sing

Doppel - Electric Guitar, can sing

Glass - Piano, can sing

River - Violin, can't but can sing

Alastor - Violin, can't sing

Dock - Double Bass, can't sing

Lorelai - No instrument, can sing (canon lol)

Bandy - Ukulele, doesn't(?) sing (idk man)

Diana - Viola, can sing (it was viola or sax, okay?)

Lance - Drums, can't sing (not projecting. totally. but also this man would play just to hit things)

Brooke - Cello, can sing

Arthyr - No instrument (a little bit of everything), can sing

Chrome - Acoustic Guitar, can sing

Moira - No instrument, sings like grandma

Murphy - Meowsic Piano, can screech

[angelofverdum]

Schitt's Creek

I started this show without expectation because It gained popularity in its last season. So how good it could have been before, but It was one of the last comedies I has on my watchlist, so I decided to give it a try.

The first season was not good for me. But someone told me when you start to love Alexis is when you are going to start to love the show. That, in fact, is what happened.

I like all the Characters. But yes, I fell in love with Alexis completely by season 2.

What I liked:

They actually tried to improve their life. They didn't whine about being poor for 6 seasons like I expected when I was watching season 1. I love when that happens.

Alexis has the best character development, and I love her so much. She is going on the list of my favorite characters for sure. I could write an entire essay about why Alexis Ross is one of the best characters to ever exist.

I love Moira too. She was so insane and funny. There is a scene where she is praying, and she starts with "To whom it may concern." She could be a bit annoying sometimes, but Catherine O'Hara is amazing so.

Stevie has a special place in my heart too, because I identified so much with her.

Jonnhy and Moira were a happy couple. Not the typical rich couple who hated each other.

David and Alexis' relationship. I love when I feel like two actors are actually siblings.

What I didn't like:

So white. They had like 1 black actor.

I guess David was enough to represent the queer community. Stevie was right there. She had such a strong queer vibe that I had to check if the actress was queer.

Roland. He was so annoying and dumb. I know he had good intentions, and he was the comedy relief, but he was too much.

David was annoying. After 6 seasons, he was still selfish most of the time.

I'd totally recommend the show to people who like light comedy.

[nice-schitt]

I love the way Moira and Alexis's relationship progresses through the series, and I don't think it's talked about enough! They go from all but hating one another to being each other's best friend. Though I'm not sure Moira ever did learn Alexis's middle name.