#moderately cursed

[m3dieval]

Cuirass that makes me go "Hmmm":

And then I found a couple more angles on it:

CHS37 in Schluderns, late 15th century, allegedly Italian

Magister Armorum

[mementomoristrahdzine]

Memento Mori Volume 2 || Moderator Applications

We will be seeking the following moderator positions for volume 2: beta reader, physical merch moderator, adult content moderator, shipping (mail) & production, graphics, and formatting. More information surrounding these positions will be posted in the upcoming days, including portfolio requirements, position requirements, and the duration in which applications for these positions will be open.

Thank you for your support! See you soon....

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

@weirdozjunkary / @sonicexelle-junkary​ 

@lazy-charlie / @chuck-the-fanboy​

@clownsuu / @not-robert

Characters In Order:

Chuck The Fanboy/Chuck The Beaver

((Owned By Lazy-Charlie/Chuck The Fanboy))

Charlie The Cursed Phone Guy/Charlie The Cursed Weasel

((Owned By Me Of Course))

Bedlam/Bedlam The Jackal

((Owned By Weirdozjunkary/Sonicexelle-junkary))

Robert The Cannibalistic Phone Guy/Robert The Polar Bear

((Owned By Clownsuu/Not-Robert))

Chork The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Me Of Course))

Spork The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Clownsuu))

Ronald The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Lazy-Charlie))

This Is The Official New And Improved Height Chart For The Mobian AU.

Featuring Three New Editions!!! GASP

(They have been referenced on tumblr before, but now with this mobian update, I hope to make The Confetti Bitch Trio more blog relevant outside of this au too)

Thanks to Max for getting this done, none of this would be possible without him.

Reblog's Help Spread This More!

Also This AU Is now officially blog canon, completely.

[shadystranger]

Even he was weirded tf out

[honeybee2807]

Hey guys

So I'm creating a HP next gen subreddit where redditors who love the next gen could post without getting downvoted to oblivion.

Anyone would like to be mods? I feel like we need atleast 3 or 4 mods

[beevean]

I noticed a stark difference between the endings of LoI and CoD, and how the fandom has received them.

LoI doesn't shy away from how tragic its ending is. Sure, Leon survived his encounter with Death, but how does he end the game? Utterly alone. He didn't save Sara in time, and was forced to kill her to spare her the curse of vampirism. His best friend Mathias used him as a pawn (and planned Sara's death to boot) for the sake of becoming a vampire, and he fled with only a broken heart. He doesn't have a title anymore, he doesn't work for the Church anymore, the only thing he has left is his vow of revenge (and, I suppose, he could keep in touch with Rinaldo).

The last we see of Leon is him walking away from the castle with a dead eyed look on his face. And I have seen fans trying to imagine how broken Leon would be for the rest of his life, finding a new woman to have children with but still grieving Sara, pushing his children and descendants to become vampire hunters to carry his vow. It's unambiguous.

By contrast, CoD's ending is happy... on the surface. After all his losses and traumatic experiences, Hector was saved by his suicide attempt by Julia, and the two end the game living together.

But as much as I'm glad Hector is finally smiling, he really has no reason to, considering every major character should by all means be as miserable as Leon.

Hector hasn't even begun to properly mourn Rosaly, because all he could think was killing Isaac, but now he's dead and he didn't even die by his own hands and if he did Hector would have become Dracula and anyway Isaac can't be fully blamed for Rosaly's death. That's a lot to take in, that is a lot of time and energy wasted for nothing, on top of the humiliation of being used as a pawn. And I think everyone and their mother has discussed about how unhealthy it is to grow attracted to Julia only because she looks identical to Rosaly: in-universe, it looks like he's nowhere near ready to heal. And let's not forget that he attempted to let himself die out of guilt and despair twice in the span of three years.

Julia has lost her brother, her pleads to save him all in vain while the man who wanted to kill him so badly simply willed himself to not be Cursed anymore - what kind of injustice is that? And she seems to be coping with that... badly:

Julia: Those hearts are yet filled with darkness. The cursed has reached deep inside of them. Its mark will not easily vanish. For my brother, only death could erase it. (saddened) Hector: Julia... Julia: (hopeful) All the same, people are not such fools. Their hope lies in one another. They shall realize that in time. Scars will fade and be lost to memory... Let us have faith in the morrow.

yeah right "hopeful" she's repressing so hard, the very second Hector starts to show concern for her she launches into a speech that boils down to "eh it will get better soon <3". girl is going to have the mother of breakdowns off screen.

And nice of her to also remind us that Wallachia isn't suddenly a paradise! The Curse had three years to seep deep into everyone. People will probably still steal, hurt and kill each other for a while.

And what about poor Trevor? The story unceremoniously kicks him out of the plot, but he has survived the events! And what's he gonna do once he heals (and assuming he'll recover perfectly from being stabbed from back to chest)? He'll return home with his tail between his legs, his mission a complete failure due to his own recklessness, he too was used as a pawn but didn't even get the cathartic moment of kicking the shit of Isaac and Death, and... you know, we meme on the stabbing scene a lot because it's. well. it's very CoD. but if you put yourself in Trevor's boots, being not only nearly killed and mocked but essentially molested, by being forcibly hugged from behind and kissed on the neck, it must have felt so gross and humiliating.

So yeah. In a way, all of this can be summarized as "the ending of CoD is tonally dissonant and kind of rushed, creating uncomfortable implications". But I believe the consequences could be eviscerated and deconstructed before being fixed with headcanons.

I wrote a fic about Hector "breaking up" with Julia after realizing that living together was only making them miserable. Or maybe they could have stayed together longer, but it would be clear that, as much as they genuinely like each other and can support each other in their shared grief, they are only clinging onto each other as poor substitutes of what they've lost. Or maybe Julia could grow to resent Hector for being alive in Isaac's stead (or, even worse, being constantly called the name of a dead woman :P)

And I wouldn't be opposed to reading a fic about Trevor readjusting again to his home life, but while three years prior he had come back as a hero, now he's ashamed and angry and jumpy, who knows for how long.

Of course this is all eventully fixable, they're not doomed to be depressed for all life. It's just interesting to think about, and I noticed few people seem willing to think about the post-CoD effects, unless it's to criticize the Helia romance from a writing standpoint.

anyway they needed to invent therapy in the 10th century

[moderator-monnie]

I made a smash or pass tier list of all ((current)) chararters I've either made, or collaborated on with other people.

Those people being.

@pink-link-lemonade

@an-artist-place-for-extra-art

@sonicexelle-junkary

Why? ... Why not is the real question, lmao I was BORED.

There are 'two' chararters not included but for obvious reasons.

Techie Kaboom: VERY LIKELY around Tails age during the sonic games.

Brendaniel.exe: based on a youtuber so obviously no.

Will make a V2, if I get enough new chararters to eventually do it lmao.

Close up photo's of all the thumbnails.

[odd-chips]

✨ 🎵 Pump Up The Jams, Baby!! 💪🏿 ✨

If you wanted a workout filled with confusing instructions, supernatural strength, and songs belted out by a tone-deaf rat with a lisp, you've got the right VHS! 😤

[coolnonsenseworld]

I've been working on a lot of new pieces and making them into merch, but before I start posting all of them you can go check out in the shops (linktr.ee/mezzy) Valentine's Bundle - merch that celebrates love (.... I mean klance, but I added Cuddlers as well, because I bet that if everyone had a Cuddler, world would be a better place).

There is a discount code fo 14% off of the Valentine's bundle - 7 codes for each shop (Bigcartel and Payhip) so use LO7E at the check out for a discount!

Happy Valentine's everyone thank you so much for sharing this with me and see you with the next post 💕💖💖

[cowboygideon]

WHY are no businesses around me hiring, and WHY was I forced to get a job at Home Depot?? AND WHY, THE DAY AFTER I GOT HIRED AT HOME DEPOT, DID THE MOVIE THEATER AND A RESTAURANT I APPLIED TO FINALLY GET BACK TO ME ABOUT MY APPLICATION???

[dailytoge]

🍙 Oct 23: Happy birthday Toge! 🍙

🍙 it's the beginning of the end! i've abandoned this blog but i do still have a backlog of toge images so- enjoy this collection and a celebration of the death of this series! 🍙

[mementomoristrahdzine]

Memento Mori Volume 2 || Moderator Applications

We will be seeking the following moderator positions for volume 2: beta reader, physical merch moderator, adult content moderator, shipping (mail) & production, graphics, and formatting. Read information surrounding position expectations and portfolio requirements here.

Thank you for your support!

Moderation Applications open September 1st, 2024!

[frozen-fountain]

Inktober, Day Twenty-Seven: Beast

[cowvboyenema]

How do you feel about dating alts?

would you fuck a clone kind of question tbh

[antis-for-real-justice]

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[pseudogirlie]

Wow! Just discovered this misogynist i was in a rp group with is also a terf and transphobe that's awesome. Totally not a surprise.