#mod says a lot

[suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill]

strange anon im going to evaporate yo-

please

dont take pieces of a sun they'll burn you alive from the inside the mar pieces are the same you'll just burn alive from the inside and your organs will feel like they're getting displa-

wait i shouldnt go too graphical

The dangers of consuming the sun

[mokeonn]

I am trying to decide what I want to draw today so I think I'm gonna make the Mane 6 in the sims and see where it goes from there

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Zedaph: Well someone's let the dogs out, so the dogs are near the kennel-

Tango: Who?

Zedaph, after a half-second of processing: Who?

Both: Who?

*a slight pause as Zedaph laughs and they both look far too pleased with themselves*

Zedaph: I hate us. We are equally terrible.

[14dayswithyou]

tell ren to turn his location on👉👈

I saw one of the posts of how ren does get jealous of pets being loved over him and alll that so now I have the thought of the one meme of ‘ah yes, me, my partner and their [enter normal pet size] foot [pet]’

I don’t have anything else, it did pop into my head though and I thought I’d share with the class.

⌞♥⌝ ItsNotVivy on Twitter actually made that exact meme with Ren a looong time ago!!

[classicslesbianopinions]

in ovid's metamorphoses he describes an argument between jupiter and juno where they debate whether men or women experience more sexual pleasure. jupiter says women do; juno says men do. obviously this is a weird fucked up they-ought-to-be-divorced sort of couple dynamic but anyway then they bring in tiresias, a man who apparently was once transformed into a woman and then back into a man seven years later, to be the judge. tiresias says women have more fun during sex and juno takes away his eyesight for disagreeing with her and then jupiter gives him the gift of prophecy to compensate. but that's just one person's opinion. so:

no see results. if you're not trans/haven't gone on hormones/don't have sex come back in a week. i also am not on hormones and will not be answering or seeing the results until the poll is over. (if you used to be on hormones and aren't anymore feel free to answer for how you felt while you were on hormones.)

feel free to put any nuances in the replies or reblogs or tags--but also no one is obligated to share details of their transition unless they want to and feel comfortable doing so.

disclaimer also that i personally do not equate a person's hormones or sex characteristics with their gender identity--i use "man" and "woman" for tiresias because it's the language ovid uses but of course gender is way more nuanced than that. i use "transmasc" and "transfem" as umbrella terms but recognize that they might not apply to everyone.

my hypothesis is that people who choose to go on hormones/have surgery will have more sexual pleasure on hormones/after surgery because they are having an experience that better aligns with their gender. and please don't feel like you need to separate out the physical experience from the emotional--both physical and emotional pleasure are relevant to whether or not an orgasm is good.

uhh and i promise no gods will blind you as a result of this poll.

[imagine-shenanigans]

werewolf soap who was raised in a pack/healthy dynamics etc etc and is very very well versed in wolf life because hes got neices and nephews and he's got cousins who had partners turn... and he discovers freshly turned werewolf reader

maybe a victim of one of the enemies, but werewolves and creatures and such are still largely hidden from the public eye so he scoops reader up and reader imprints on him without realizjng it but Soap just knows. Immediately uses all his knowledge to make it worse, make reader more dependent on him, his poor sweet pup :( Doesn't know anything about the world. No matter he'll teach them :)

And reader KNOWS something is wrong but the wires in their brain from not being helped by a sire and imprinting on Soap are all crossed and mangled in the early stages of their transformation. Most wolves nowadays are born into it, because it takes a signifcant effort to turn someone (not just a bite in this case. I'm imagining like. exchange of blood of varying amounts but typically a couple cups worth at least bc lycanthropy tends to be blood-bound like vampirism) so his poor baby is just so confused and distraught, all sickly and needy and confused :(

He's more than happy to help of course, and poor reader KNOWS that Soap isn't being normal about it, some gut instinct says this can't be right, and he's way too into this, but they also didn't know werewolves were real until like. a week ago when some douchebag kidnapped them.

So reader is trying to be understanding but can't because they're also feverish and the longer the month goes on the worse it gets as they get closer to becoming an actual werewolf.

By the time reader has any inclination that Soap has been treating them like a mate, not even courting, jsut straight into it, it's FAR too late for them, his metaphorical and literal jaws have snapped around their neck and he's never letting them go.

and if we're throwing a lil ghoap x reader into it, ghost as a vampire or some other creature who also knows jack shit abt werewolves other than Johnny (who is a bad example and has also been taking advantage of his ignorance to press Ghost's boundaries until Ghost asserts dominance. Soap swears one day he'll win, even if it means losing. Ghost thinks it's cute but narrows his eyes at Johnny anyway.)

And Soap is using this cute, disoriented civillian who he's got on him at all times to brush right past Ghost's boundaries because rhwy were ALL given the order to keep an eye on them. So Soap just walks up to Ghost and tucks reader into his arms with a blanket wrapped around them and presses reader's nose to Ghost's pulse point so they'll get used to his scent. Says soemthing about training recruits, and Ghost thinks its awfully cute the way reader sniffs so curiously like a new puppy at him, memorizing his scent. Thinks the smug way Soap looks when Ghost lets reader sleep on his chest is cute too, but instead of coddling Soap like he does reader a bit, Ghost wants to make Soap beg for forgiveness, the man grinding up into the sole of his boot desperately.

Ghost just snorts and says "Pushing it, MacTavish." and continues to let reader sleep on his chest, aware only that Soap is up to soemthing but hasn't quite figured out what yet. (He's not up to that chapter in the book about werewolves he's been reading, but Ghost decides he'll put in extra time later.)

Meanwhile poor reader who is literally in constant pain/feeling sick/etc is now undergoing a significantly more painful process of imprinting on TWO people, and the poor wires in their brain are so jumbled they'll never escape (which is what Soap wants)

[ryllen]

With this absolute unit I declared that my entire savings to pull Eternal Knight sebek is gone

[vynnyal]

Turns out Sunlit Trail isn't quite done just yet, so after all that they just send you to a dead end 😂

[cashmoneychiyo]

A happy 2024 to our readers + [now closed] recruiting new cleaner(s)!!!

Hello GSNK fandom! We hope you've had a safe end to 2023 and that the new year brings you lots of joy/success/GSNK/tanuki (loljk) \o/ we thank you once again for keeping us company and supporting our releases! Apologies for our random delays and our limited time for answering messages in recent months, but we still appreciate all your comments and whatnot c:

Now for business -- CMC's cleaning team has been stressed for time recently due to increasingly busy schedules, so we've decided to advertise for more cleaners/redrawers to join the squad! We're hoping to cut down our backlog and give some breathing space to the team.

Experience is appreciated but not essential, we just need you to show some examples of you being a decent redrawer (and/or we might ask you to clean a page as a test)

We’ll need you on discord (that’s where CMC gathers together to discuss everything)

Be fairly available (enough so you can at least rotate around) since cleaning takes priority whenever new material comes out -- but please don’t prioritise us over your irl stuff! School/work/your other needs are always more important o7

If you’re interested, then please message @cashmoneychiyo​ or me @grolia​ off anon so I can privately reply to you! Or you can use the chat function to talk to me if you're able to (that may be the easier option actually, but it's up to you) o7 If you're not a tumblr user you can still message us on anon, just also include your discord username so we can contact you if we'd like to chat. I will do my best to reply asap 🙇

[just-a-carrot]

campfire nights 🏕️

[suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill]

Day 61!!

We're.. getting closer to 69 >:)

i got myself a funky signature and ig let's make a small appeal of all the 61 appreciation asks and more?? Through this year i went through a hella ton of highs and downs. Sometimes I was really lucky, sometimes unlucky so i had some really horrible days And ig around 3 months ago?? I found you guys (OFA in general) and all of you are really awesome and i love all of you

I found a lot of awesome friends though, like you, and @kurushimiangel @overdosedinternet and a ton more people who are really awesome like @xxl1ghtxx @zeteroxx (yes im going to mention everyone i'll even be able to remember-) (if yall dont like getting mentioned even if it doesnt give any notifs, im sorry)

also got a lot of knowledge and improvements and stuff about which im greatly proud from how far I got to go through, all the ups and stuff

i love you /gen /p

i feel like i'll cry right after i'll send this my eyes are already watering oh god--

i never knew i was able to cry from happiness but it's good to let out of some stress, even better since it's before this year ends leaving everything bad in the past year, to meet a lot of happiness and joy in the next one.

Happy Early New Years, buddy.

Happy early new year!

Big text block below. Proceed at your own risk.

Damn... December 30th... it's almost crazy to think that today is actually here. Even crazier that I'm here to experience it. And by "here" I mean, like, on this specific website.

Honestly, moving over here was probably the best thing to happen to me socially. I met a ton of people, maybe made a few friends? You can never be too sure about that stuff on the internet, unfortunately.

I think we all went through lots of highs and lows this year, but the important thing is we're still here, pushing through it all, even if it feels just, absolutely ridiculous to do so, given our perception of the world we live in.

2023 was definitely a year though. Between college, beginning adulthood, and figuring out what to do with my career, I had one hell of a tough time. But it was sure as hell fun. I got my first car in July, got through my first semester of college... and that's about it. I still haven't figured out this "adult" thing, but I've been told that takes a while anyways. As for my career, I have a general idea of what I want to do, but not really a solid means of getting to it as fast as I wanted to. Which is fine. This stuff takes time, everything does, from instant ramen, which is not in fact, instant, to a triple-layered red velvet cake. Which I... really want now.

But, with that, concludes the 2023 season.

So, to any awesome people who read this far...

[nebulaeyedfish]

"Scar-!"

Man it's actually been like a year since I first watched 3rd life with @secondarysourceblock and I can't believe it's taken me so long to draw something from it. It was a very different style of MCLP than I used to watch back in the day (race to the moon, anyone?) but it really is a lot of fun haha.

See pinned for Commissions!

[ghostly-smiles]

What is happening

[naomiknight-17]

Any time someone refers to a member of the queer community as 'exempt' from some kind of bigotry or 'straight passing' or whatever it really rubs me the wrong way.

I'm not a trans woman, so I'm 'exempt'' from trans misogyny. But am I really? What about all the cis, gnc, and intersex women who are mistaken for trans women and targeted as such?

What about the fact that one of my parents is an intersex trans woman? You think the bullshit they face doesn't affect me? Affect my whole family??

I'm exempt from lesbophobia, because I am not a lesbian. But I was still verbally assaulted on a bus for being a 'filthy pussy licker' for no reason I could discern other than I have an undercut.

My partner and I may 'pass' as a straight couple, but do you really think it's a privilege to be mistaken for something I'm not? To get dirty looks when I'm buying/wearing pride stuff with my husband beside me?

Why do we have to split it up into microlabels of who gets subjected to what kind of bigotry?

I am not saying not to talk about your own unique experience, of course not. And of course some of the terms and labels for certain kinds of discrimination are useful for expressing what you're facing. But dismissing everyone else's experience because 'oh well they're exempt/immune to the exact kind of bigotry I face'?

I dunno. Just seems shitty to me

[ask-saiki-and-friends]

how’s the gang?

[classicslesbianopinions]

the thing about being a disabled grad student is that if you want even half a chance you constantly have to not only reveal but interrogate and explain your softest most vulnerable parts. while people around you act like this is just completely normal and actually that is not the softest most vulnerable part of you and actually you are exactly the same as all of them. so you feel like you are in disguise as exactlythesame while also completely exposed. and you just have to live like that. absolutely insane