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Episode 3: The Man And The Minister

Once again, a BIG apology to everyone for the long hiatus. I will try to update consistently every Sunday, or Monday at the latest, and you'll be informed of any hiatuses I may take.

Once again, please check the trigger warnings before proceeding, since this story will probably have death, violence and angst and mentions of blood.

Cover Made with Canva; Read from the beginning here

Crossposted on AO3!

Veena liked to think that she was as easy to play as the stringed instrument she was named after. 

Which was to be said, not easy at all.

It wasn’t that she considered herself completely infallible. It was just that growing up with someone like Aditi for a sister, she had quickly adjusted herself to dodge any tricks or pranks the latter might pull, developing a mind sharper and more skeptical than most in the process. 

The woman was equal parts wary and weary. 

So could you blame her for being disbelieving when her sister came barging into her chambers at the first ray of sunlight, declaring that she had turned into some sort of monster the previous night? 

“You did? Strange, I didn’t hear any complaints from the cooks about late night kitchen raids from last night,” she answered, completely unruffled, and added with a twinge of annoyance, “Although, I wouldn’t know, seeing as they’re probably still asleep.” 

“I’m not joking, Veena,” The older woman answered, slightly miffed. 

“You expect me to believe that you turned into some sort of eldritch horror out of nowhere?” 

“It would be nice if you did.” 

“Go back to sleep, Aditi.” 

“No. Hear me out first.”

“Stop being annoying.” 

“And if I don’t?”

“I’ll tell mother. I'll get her to confine you to your quarters or something.” 

"Oh no, I'm so scared," Aditi retorted sarcastically. 

"I'll tell her about your little excursions.”

Aditi narrowed her eyes. “How do you even know about that?”

Veena smiled smugly.

“I know a lot.” In actuality, she had been told by Rekha, who, in addition to being Aditi's companion and handmaiden, was also Veena's good friend. 

“You wouldn’t.” 

“No?” Veena stuck a foot out of her bed threateningly. “Watch me.” 

Aditi glared, and turned on her heel to leave.

“This isn’t over!” She called out over her shoulder. Veena simply grunted and waited for her sister’s retreating footsteps to recede.

Once she was sure Aditi wouldn’t come back, she smirked triumphantly and immediately flopped down into her bed.

~~ 

Bhavin felt his skin prickle as he entered the dark, lair-like room. It was dimly lit, and he could see a man sharpening his sword. For a moment, the man ignored Bhavin's presence. And then, not lifting his head from his work, he spoke. 

“And what brings you here, Minister Bhavin?”

“The Maharaj and Maharani of Nelaghati plan to hand over the throne to their elder daughter, the crown princess, soon,your highness.”

The other man tilted his head slightly, but he did not turn to look at the minister. 

“So the Yuvrajnee will ascend the throne in her parents' lifetime? It is rare, but not unheard of. Is that all you wanted to say?”

The minister was now losing his patience. 

“Princess Aditi… she is much more powerful than her ageing parents,” He said testily. “Once she ascends the Nelaghati throne, she will only get more powerful.”

“What, exactly, am I supposed to do about that?”  

“Stop them.”

The man turned around. 

“Now, Minister Bhavin, do not be so senseless. Am I to stroll in and tell them to please put a hold on crowning Princess Aditi as the queen, because one of our ministers is scared of the power she may wield?”

“YOUR HIGHNESS-” 

“It would do you no good to raise your voice at me, minister,” The man cuts in. “The king may be extremely lenient with you, but I assure you, I subscribe to no such niceties.”

“My apologies, your highness. I meant stop them another way.”

“What other way?”

“Your highness, you know full well what I am talking about. ”

The man's eyes narrow.

“I'm afraid I do not. Enlighten me, Minister Bhavin. How exactly am I to stop Princess Aditi's coronation?”

“Kill Princess Aditi. Kill her before she can ascend the throne.”

“Minister Bhavin,” The man began coldly, “Do you wish Nelaghati to wage war upon us?”

“Maharaj Sagar and Maharani Arundhati can be easily stopped. They are old, and grow frailer by the day. If Princess Aditi becomes queen and decides to wage war upon us, she will defeat us with ease. We will stand no chance. This is for the good of Alinthi.”

“You forget that war is not fought by one or two people. Even if they cannot fight themselves, they certainly have displayed enough tactical skill in our previous tussles to have a fighting chance.”

“Your highness-”

“Even if, somehow, you're correct, why should I? Do you suddenly hold a higher rank than I, that I was not informed of?”

“No, your highness. These are his majesty's orders. You are to leave at once. I-I would have told you earlier but…”

The man froze, much to the minister's satisfaction. But when he spoke, his voice betrayed no hint of emotion. 

“Is that so? The King's orders?” He asked quietly. “Well, then, I had better get going. I'd do well to fulfill my elder brother's wishes as soon as possible, no?”

-

That evening, Aditi lay on her stomach on Veena's bed, idly sifting through the messages addressed to her. 

“Two suitors today,” She said, wrinkling her nose. “I must be getting rather popular.”

Rekha, who was braiding Veena's hair, clucked her tongue disapprovingly. 

"As if you needed any more boosts to your ego. Didn't you send out a public declaration that all suitors would be rejected?"

"Oh, yeah," Veena piped up. "You used lots of big words. I did not realise you knew that many."

Aditi stuck her tongue out at her younger sister. 

"You are not worth my time. Anyway, that announcement was last week, so this must've been sent before then. It's from the kingdom of Nethilor, and they're very far away."

"Are you going to write a reply?"

Aditi sighed. 

"I probably should. It's so annoying, writing the same thing again and again. My deepest apologies, but the prospect of romantic and sexual relationships does not intrigue me one bit, et cetera, et cetera."

She pauses for a second, considering something. 

"How come Veena never gets any suitors?" She asks,tilting her head. "She came of age months ago, and everyone keeps going on and on about her beautiful dark skin and her soulful black eyes and luscious curls and whatnot. Makes me wonder whether we're even looking at the same person."

Veena harrumphed. "What makes you think I don't have a stash of them hidden away in a drawer somewhere?"

Rekha did not look too excited about the prospect. 

"Well," She began, "Aside from the fact that the servants would've discovered it in a few minutes' time? You would've come running to rub it in our faces." 

"HA! Thank you, Rekha." Aditi grinned smugly at Veena. 

Veena ignored Aditi. "Are you jealous of my would-be suitors, Rekha dearest? Surely you do not want to whisk me away for yourself?"

Rekha laughed derisively, reddening slightly. 

"Of course not. If you ever find someone for yourself, I shall be cheering for you the loudest. But what about me?"

"What about you?"

Rekha stops braiding her hair and loops her hands around Veena's neck, grinning. 

"Your lover would whisk you away, and I would be left here alone without you. What am I to do then?"

A dark flush forms on Veena's cheeks. "I-"

"Then I would have to deal with Aditi myself. You wouldn't subject me to that, would you…" Still grinning impishly, she adds, "Dearest?"

Aditi makes a face at the duo, who were doubled over laughing. 

"Laugh at me all you want, neither of you will be the ruler of Nelaghati in a few months' time. I suppose you need your simple pleasures."

"Yeah, yeah. What're the rest of the messages?"

Aditi sifts through them once again. 

"Nothing I haven't dealt with already. I suppose I'm free to take another look at the book, then."

Rekha paled. "You still have it?" 

"Of course I still have it, Rekha. It's a magical book. I can't just give it to the very first person at our doorstep."

Veena looked unimpressed. "A magical book? Is this related to the monster you were talking about this morning?"

"In fact, it is."

"A monster?!" Rekha nearly screamed.

"Don't worry, Rekha, it's probably not even real."

It did make sense that Veena would not believe her, Aditi supposed. Magic was something limited to only a few kingdoms, and as far as anyone knew, Nelaghati and any of its surrounding territories did not qualify. 

This did lead to a lot more questions than she had bargained for the previous night. If she wanted to know more about this, she would have to do some digging around. 

She sighed and held her hands up in surrender. 

"I'll show you later, okay? Right now, I need to go."

"Where to?"

"To figure some things out."

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[pinetreesandtea]

WACKEST Crossover? IDK IM BORED BUT-

LOTR Characters playing ✨Minecraft✨

I’m sorry

Frodo

Has built a perfect replica of Bag End

Works together with Sam, Merry and Pippin to recreate the Shire

Very chill, has a pet dog named after Bilbo

Built a perfect replica of the Shire and the path to Bree and Rivendell

The best person to go to for maps

Just for gags, he has a secret dungeon under his Smial. You’d have to go through the pantry and through secret passages. He’s bored

Also has a Nether portal in his dungeon

Special enchanted sword named after Sting

Merry and Pippin have ‘accidentally’ killed him more then 40 times

Boromir accidentally killed him once, he didn’t really care but Boromir apologized profusely (He tapped Frodo to grab his attention and Frodo died bc he had half a heart left)

Frodo likes listening to the In Game music

Prefers to explore and build but doesn’t usually get into combat with mobs (Unless the fellowship drags him into an adventure)

Usually is working on his maps

Terraforms with Sam

Enjoys making noteblock music

On the vc, his mic is very quiet so his voice comes out as a whisper

He usually mutes himself and replies through the game chat

Gamer tag - fFr0d0_Bags

Sam

God at farming

Also is stacked in every food item there is in minecraft

Sam has his own farm with Horses, Llamas and Donkeys

Has a book and quill where he records the Horse’s family Trees

Named all his animals

Built a replica of his smial

Hardcore protector of Frodo

He’s killed Merry and Pippin double the amount of times they’ve killed Frodo

Uses eggs and occasionally snowballs as a weapon

The times that Frodo did die was whenever he wasn’t around

Beat Aragorn to death once

Oddly enough, Iron Golems love him

Usually dies protecting Frodo, falling to death or Eating poisonous potatoes

Bill the Pony has killed him once

Enjoys Terraforming with Frodo

Randomly gives cake, pumpkin pie, and cookies to everyone

Decent mic, polite on vc and is a mod on the minecraft server and discord server

Gamer Tag - S_GamGG

Bill the Pony

It’s a mystery on how exactly Bill is playing

Even Gandalf doesn’t know

It freaks everyone out

His player is a horse somehow

Has killed Sam brutally(he found out Sam named a Donkey after him. Was insulted that he was considered a donkey.)

He’s not on the discord server

Doesn’t type in the chat

Either stares,or nods/shakes head

Gamer Tag - Bill_the_Pony

Merry

Always running around, up to no good

He has the second most deaths in their Server

Likes to test fireworks on Frodo with Pippin

He tried making an underwater base with Pippin, it failed

So now their base is near Bree, a very nice cottage/mansion

Also uses eggs or fireworks as a weapon

Loves going Fishing

Collects flowers

Has four dogs, all named after Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir and Gimli

Gimli accidentally killed Legolas the Dog, Legolas thought he did it on purpose, so he shot down Gimli the dog with an enchanted bow. (Flame III)

Merry was devastated

he held a funeral for Legolas the Dog and Gimli the dog, he forced/guilt tripped everyone in the server to attend the ceremony 

Frodo was the priest 

As revenge, he planned to breed Aragorn the Dog and Boromir the Dog to make Legolas II and Gimli II

Boromir left the game

Aragorn promptly hunted Merry down before he could

he beat Merry to death with a fish, then used his mod powers to strike Merry with lightning. 

Aragorn the dog and Boromir the Dog ended up dying too, as when Aragorn killed Merry, they attacked him and he KO’ed the dogs.

Merry held another funeral for Aragorn the dog and Boromir the Dog 

Spams the crouch to dance/bop

He’s tried to follow Aragorn around (with Pippin of course)

Aragorn somehow knew they were following him, even though they were crouching and shot them dead with a trident

Constantly stealing from Sam’s gardens and farms

Good at building  but actively chooses to use the ugliest materials

Horrible at interior decorating

his mic is ok, it cuts out, sometimes sounds like he’s getting possessed

Gamer tag - MERRY_the_BESt

Pippin 

runs around with Merry

chaotic

Has been killed by everyone in the fellowship except for Legolas

Came up with the idea of testing fireworks on Frodo

has a firework bow

uses fireworks as a weapon

Also loves fishing 

Loves going Mining 

spams the crouch button

always testing mods on his own time 

for the life of him, he can’t build 

Good at redstone

Also likes to make the redstone jukebox songs

Forgets to wear armour 

During the whole ordeal with Merry’s dogs, he was actually exploring and got a bunch of pet cats 

Named all the cats Meowagorn, Meowerlas, Meowmli and Meoworomir

Frodo had to Teleport Pippin to the funeral and back to wherever he was

gets lost when he explores

Frodo has to guide him by looking through his locator maps and points him into the right direction

Pippin has the highest death count in the server

Mostly killed by Frodo, Sam, Aragorn and Gandalf

died from hunger at least 7 times

He acts as a delivery person, basically transports trades across the map 

Kills the wandering trader on sight

He has a pet donkey that he travels with during adventures, named it Treebeard 

Horrible at exterior decorating but is actually pretty decent at interior decorating

his mic is horrible

cuts out, lags, hurts everyones ears

you can hear Pippin’s family in the background (random screams, his mom shouting at his siblings, etc) 

Surprisingly, a mod on the Discord server 

Gamer Tag - Pip1INs

Aragorn

Pro 

a menace in regards to combat

a mod on their server

He’s helped Frodo with the path replica to Rivendell and built his own Rivendell

Keeps an eye on Merry and Pippin

They usually don’t know he’s watching them 

Drags the fellowship into adventure/expeditions

he takes up ‘quests’ given from the fellowship and in return they give him prizes like ores or other valuable items 

They essentially get him to do stuff such as ‘Collect A stack of glow stone for 30 gold’ or something like that

Regularly trades with Everyone

He’s only died twice

He got beaten to death by Sam with a raw fish 

The second death was by Bill the Pony, it was so brutal that Aragorn stared at the ‘You Died’ screen for five minutes straight 

Usually hanging out with Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli

Get’s his weapons + armour from Gimli

Has made a beautiful monument/statue of Arwen 

Its veryyyyyyyyyyyy far tho

He sends letters to Legolas (Delivered by Pippin) in Elvish. But it’s just silly stuff

Always exploring, he buys maps from Frodo

Collects rare items

He’s got stuff from the Nether to the Ocean Monument

Trades with Gandalf in regards of Nether wart, blaze rods, etc

He can usually find Pippin whenever he gets lost exploring

His base is at Rivendell

He also built a secret Ranger base cuz he loves his ranger homies

Has a great sense of direction (from his Ranger skills) and is able to get to everyone else’s bases with Coordinates or maps

Fills out Frodo’s maps for him

As much as I want to say he has a great mic, he doesn’t

He really gives the vibes of having the most crappiest and spotty mic.

“Fr—o- I —— *KSHHH*—- sun——, isn’t that right?”

Frodo: 👁️👄👁️ …. Right.

Despite this, he constantly tries to still use his mic until someone tells him they can’t understand him

Ends up using the chat halfway through

But uses full on sentences with perfect grammar and everything

Gamer Tag - Str1der

Legolas

Rebuilt a new and improved Greenwood

On his father’s throne, there’s a sign in Elvish that says ‘Doodoo head’

He somehow breaks into Aragorn’s base and leaves silly insults written on a book and quills or signs

Such as “you stupid” “u ugly” “doodoohead” “yo mom” “ur musty”

Legolas absolutely loves doing it

Didn’t get Minecraft at first

When I say he was a noob in the first few hours of playing, HE WAS A NOOB NOOB

Aragorn and Pippin had to guide him through

Usually found PvP’ing with Gimli

For the life of him, he cannot keep a pet

It’s like bad luck

No matter how hard he keeps the pet safe, they’re always killed

Merry’s graveyard is filled with his previous pets

Swore to never tame another animal

A god at decorating

Whereas Merry is good at building, Merry is horrible at decor. And so, he helped out with decorating Merry and Pippin’s base (which is how Pippin learned how to decorate)

They cornered Legolas and started to do the Crouch bop and begged for him to help out

Legolas will not admit aloud but he found it endearing

He has a soft spot for the hobbits lmao

However, he has shot both Merry and Pippin with potions arrows

Hasn’t killed them tho

Legolas’s skin was made by your truly, Merry

(NOTE: I made this back in likeeee 2021 (?), wrote a huge chunk after this line, forgot to press save, only had it up to here, and I had to just put my phone down. The frustration I felt 😭 Buuut it’s been sitting in my drafts for literally years cuz I was THAT frustrated and had no motivation to try and remember/rewrite what I lost. Was just checking out my drafts and remembered I haven’t finished it. So, Voilà.)

Enjoys annoying Gimli IMMENSELY

Is absolutely helpless when it comes to mining and the Nether. Most of his deaths come from either mining (Falling from tall heights, suffocating from gravel, falling in lava) and the Nether (Again, falling in Lava, trying to kill Pigmen, trying to sleep in the Nether)

As expected, absolute god at archery

Great at parkour and makes parkour in Greenwood

Once the group defeated the Ender dragon, he was the first to use Elytra and LOVES it

Has a good mic but usually forgets to mute himself

Also writes in full sentences, proper grammar and fancy words in chat

Gamer Tag - LEG0_LAS

Gimli

Obviously he’s the miner friend

He’s a proud dwarf, so of course he’s gonna do what his people do best

Rebuilt Erebor/The Lonely Mountain, the Glittering caves/the White Mountains, and The Misty Mountains

Like he really went crazy with the builds

But it was all because he had too much blocks

Makes extremely complicated and vast mines

Even Aragorn gets turned around

They all somehow connect and Merry n’ Pippin get lost every time they try to explore his mines

He has to go retrieve them every time

In the end, he made some rails that directly connect everyone’s bases so that no one (the hobbits) gets lost

An absolute demon at Redstone

Secret doors, bases, and passages

He has A LOT of resources

Collects everything that he mines even if it’s Andesite

He made the Lonely Mountain as a base for all the materials

Literally chests upon chest filled with resources

Trades with the fellowship

The hobbits trade any enchanted books or food for building supplies

Aragorn and Boromir trade meats, wood, and dye for armour and tools

Gandalf trades enchanted books, potions, and exotic stuff he finds for potion materials (lapis, redstone, glowstone, gold, spider eye, coal, etc.) and a place to stay lmao

At the beginning, both Legolas and Gimli refused to trade with each other

Begrudgingly, Legolas began to trade other types of wood and rare items or loot like a Trident for building materials, nether materials and ores once he realized that he was hopeless with mining and the Nether

Enemies to BFFS fr

They do lots of competitions and prank wars

Dabbles in enchantment, makes high quality armour and weapons

Uses an axe for combat

Repairs any abandoned mineshafts he finds

Best builder in the fellowship

Everyone has to spam the chat in order for him to go to sleep for a quick sec

the only times he isn’t underground is when there’s a raid at one of Boromirs villages, trading with the fellowship (and even then, he’ll just send Pip to deliver it or send it in a minecart chest) or group events/quests

Otherwise, he won’t be seen for DAYS

Brings the whole squad down into the Deep Dark to fight the Warden

Has an ok mic, usually fine but occasionally cuts out

Writes in shortened words in the chat

Ur, K, gtg, brb, r, cya

It annoys Gandalf and Legolas

Gamer Tag - G1ml1_Son0f_Glo1n

Boromir

He’s the type to find villages, fix it up and improve it

Turned an Abandoned zombie village into Minas Tirith and healed the zombie villagers

He’s decent at building but not the best with creative builds

Basically only good at building Gondorian architecture and medieval style architecture

Claimed a huge chunk of land that nobody was using and named it Gondor

He looks after numerous villages and maintains them

But likes to visit everyone, tours Gimli’s mines, tries out Legolas’s parkour in Greenwood, stays at Rivendell and helps out Aragorn with whatever he’s doing, and ‘vacations’ at the Shire

(Merry and Pippin mainly drag him into whatever shenanigans they’re up to)

A duo with Aragorn when it comes to adventures

Exploring the Nether, bastions, jungle temples, desert temples, ocean monuments, the deep dark, and the End.

Amazing at combat and PVP

Uses a shield, sword, and occasionally a crossbow

Also has a soft spot for the hobbits

Merry and Pippin definitely exploit the crouch bopping to convince him

He was the one that found Frodo’s secret dungeon underneath his smial

Was secretly a bit freaked out and never said a word until everyone else found out

“Why didn’t you tell anyone?” “I’m afraid Frodo might’ve sacrificed me or something along those lines”

Is constantly gifted flowers by the hobbits

He has no idea what to do with him but felt like he couldn’t refuse when even Frodo and Sam gave him flowers

might think its a bit stupid at first and Completely oblivious to the fact that hobbits like to communicate through the language of flowers

Is secretly flattered tho

Once it got boring when nothings really happened with his villages (he of course already expanded them and built fortifications like walls) he ended up claiming another chunk of unused land and recreated Rohan

He loves Rohan so he couldn’t help himself

Got into horse breeding he was finishing up Edoras

Named his best horse after Faramir

Made roads connecting everyone’s builds and bases

When he finished, that’s when he realized that Gimli already did that but underground

Boromir, exhausted and sounding defeated: “why didn’t you tell me before I started this project?”

Gimli: “how was I supposed to know! I thought you knew the railways were all connected to every base”

Decent mic, you can hear him grumbling in the background as he’s doing whatever

Idk why but he seems to be the type of guy to sneeze like a dad

Temporarily deafens everyone’s ears when he sneezes with his mic on

Doesn’t use the chat

Gamer Tag - B0r0m1r

Gandalf

To be honest, I don’t really see him playing

If he did, it would be on rare occasions and make surprise appearances

Does not have a base

Instead he’ll randomly crash at other people’s bases

The hobbits, Gimli and Aragorn don’t mind

Legolas and Boromir are like 🤨

Collects enchantments and makes looooots of potions

Also makes a ton of potions

Hasn’t died yet

Travels in the Nether like he’s enjoying a stroll in a park

Supplies Merry and Pippin with fireworks

Explores A LOT

Doesn’t really bother with building

Likes to enjoy some good scenery while listening to the peaceful in game music of Minecraft

Has collected all the music discs

He creates a lot of traps/pranks and chuckles to himself as he goes off to find another spot to lay a trap

Because he isn’t on the server often, everyone won’t even think it’s him

Merry and Pippin will often get blamed for Gandalf’s traps and it started a war

As everyone’s fighting it out, Gandalf is watching with a small smile on his face

Doesn’t use a mic

writes the same as Legolas and Aragorn (full sentences, proper grammar and fancy words), but also rhymes his words for fun

Gamer Tag - Gandal_The_Grey

[asongofgoldenfireandblackblood]

✶ Meet The Royals ✶

A Song of Golden Fire and Black Blood Admin Introduction

Lady-Paramount Soph ☼ Daisy Ridley ☼ @helaenasdreamfyres 💛 Writes: Princess Helaena, Prince Joffrey, Floris Baratheon, and Gysella Blacktyde ☼ Roles: Eternal Sounding Board, Resident Smol Bean Writer, and Mom FriendTM ☼

Queen Ivory ✧ Emily Bader ✧ @black-queen-rising 💗 Writes: Queen Rhaenyra, Princess Rhaena, Sam Hightower, and Penny Greyjoy ✧ Roles: Founder & Queen, Honorary Professor of Media Analysis, Lore Gremlin, and Project Manager ✧

Lady-Reaper Iry ❀ Jung Ho Yeon ❀ @lady-of-ladies 💜 Writes: Princess Baela, Dalton Greyjoy, and Sabitha Frey ❀ Roles: Lead Fact-Checker, Cat Herder, and Women Lover ❀

Lady Lyanna ᯽ Nicola Coughlan ᯽ @princeluce 🩵 Writes: Prince Lucerys, Aly Blackwood, Jon Swann, and Erena Manderly ᯽ Roles: Chief Brainstormer, Adult in The RoomTM, and Code Wizard ᯽

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Princess Eve ✾ Tamzin Merchant ✾ @thefallenprincesss 🩷 Writes: Princess Rhaenya, Prince Daeron, Maris Baratheon and Daenaera Velaryon ✾ Roles: Head Cheerleader, Collective Little Sister, and Manip Goddess ✾

✨ Honorary Mods ✨ Gael ⟡ @goldenclarice ⟡ Chief Lore Archivist and Emotional Support Voice-Chat Company ⟡ Jay ⟡ @goldaegontargaryen ⟡ Top Tier Bio Writer & Graphics Maker ⟡ Sofie ⟡ @rideroftheredqueen ⟡ Night Manager & Fact Checker (in charge when the EST & CST mods are asleep) ⟡

[cappitek]

It's Elliott!

I hope this sparks joy Cam ✨

Shoutouts to the seasonal outfits mod and 1oxnes and talkohlooeys portrait mod for inspiring this too!

Other SDV portraits; Hayley | Leah | Abigail | Emily | Maru | Penny Alex | Harvey | Elliott | Sam | Sebastian | Shane

Alt portraits; Harvey | no moustache

[spongek-squidge]

How much you’d have to pay me to get me to hook-up with SDV Characters✨

Lil bit nsfw but in the throwaway comment way

(BACHELORS)

SHANE: Like a whole pizza. Love him, hate the smell of alcohol 🤷 Maybe some mints as well but like for him not me there’s no way he remembers to brush his teeth often ngl

ELLIOTT: A hair tie and the audiobooks for all his books (hair tie for him) he’d be lovely in bed honestly so I’d be down

HARVEY: A chocolate eclair. He needs some live in his life so I’d do it for free I’m just hungry

ALEX: An Oreo-Nutella cheesecake and £10, he’s fine but like he needs more respect woman juice in his life and also is probably a virgin (I said it)so may not know women also get the pleasure out of sex (if ya know what I mean). If I was a man like £3

SAM: a jam donut (and another one for him). Babyboy

SEBASTIAN: A packet of mints (for him) and some strawberry flavoured chewing gum (for me). I’m sorry but cigarette smell/taste is very strong I refuse to sleep with him without mints

(BACHELORETTES)

MARU: Nothing I’d do it for *free* that’s my WIFE-

EMILY: Like £10 and a steak bake, she’s not my fave and she might try to meditate half way thru or something idk

HALEY: A lollipop and some confidence. She’d insult me and I’d like it tbh

ABIGAIL: The ability to update all my mods on all my games instantly. She’s fine but like I see her as more of a friend then a love interest

PENNY: £30 and some flowers, I’d feel bad she seems like a wait till marriage type

LEAH: The biggest pack of copics and refills for all. I get the hype but also not really-

(OTHERS)

If people aren’t in this list it’s because they’re either a child or you couldn’t get me to do it ever

WIZARD: £500, he’d be weird in bed but like I feel that’s an experience I can’t give up, ya know? I mean it definitely worked for Caroline-

CAROLINE: Soeaking of! Like a Jaffa hot chocolate, I’m down :]

PIERRE: Ew. Like 5 winning lottery tickets and a lifetime supply of double cream Oreos. I’d do it but I wouldn’t be happy. There’s a reason his daughter isn’t his.

ROBIN: £5. She’s hot and is definitely strong 👀

LINUS: A winning lottery ticket and a lifetime supply of cheesecake. He’s lovely, I love him, not in that way

WILLY: £100 and some mints his breath smells like fish.

MARNIE: Some notebooks, she’s lovely. She needs to be shown Lewis is a dick and not in the way she thinks

KENT: £98 and a subscription to an art box. He’s fine? Strong probably? He has issues tho and infidelity does not need to be one of them

JODI: £100, she’d be easy to convince she wants to abandon her family anyway but the boys need their mum so I’d need convincing

[i-am-xp-64]

Since I can't find any clue about this mod's(county) info (or even the character's bios and stuff) I made a ship :3

Loving without invitation✨

Also to make it clear that house the intruder robbing is not the hoodie guy's house, the hoodie guy stays as a guest in someone's house and the intruder robbing that house (that's kinda how they met lol)

The name headcanons:

The intruder: robbert (lol)

The hoodie boy: sam

Story of the ship:

One day sam goes to stay guest with his friends at their friend's relative (some characters in the mod that I didn't put name yet) and they will stay there for 2 months (dont ask why-), at the 3th day Sam wokes up on the middle of the night with a sound and goes to check in and saw robbert (the intruder robbing the house bit by bit) and Sam gone silent and scared, he never seen a guy like this before (Sam is new to that neighborhood) robbert realize Sam was there but don't want to make a scene and risk shet, so he just slowly walks up to Sam and put his hand on his shoulder, then whisper to his ear "you won't tell anyone about this..right? This will be our little sweet secret~" ofc Sam was terrified but also fell all warm (bro fall for the intruder lol) then robbert just take the stuff he put on his bag and left, the next day, everyone was talking about the robbery and Sam did not tell them a thing, after that robbert not only goes around houses to rob but also visits Sam sometimes to warn him about the coincidences, fully knowing how sam is fell for robbert.

Call it Weird if ya want, at least it's stable (some kind-)

[medys-space]

✨Stardew Valley Mods List✨

I decide to make a list just in case i lost everything for some reason <<

Bigs mods

Stardew Valley Expanded

Ridgeside Village

East Scarp

Downtown Zuzu

Walk to the Desert - Redux

DeepWoods

Sundrop City (i didnt install it, i'm just keeping and eye on this one for now)

NPCs Mods

Lucikiel - Stardew Valley Expanded (SVE) Compatibility

Lavril - East Scarp NPC

Lunna - Astray in Stardew Valley

Always Raining in the Valley - Custom NPCs for East Scarp

Alecto the Witch

Defense Division + Defense Division - English

Juliet and Jessie the Joja Clerks

Mateo for NPC Adventures (STABLE)

Ornithologist's Guild + Ornithologist's Guild SVE and RSV Biomes Fix

Creative Differences - Rodney a new NPC for East Scarp

Yri the Architect - New Custom NPC's for East Scarp

Adventurer's Guild Expanded

Soli - New Skeleton NPC

Crops Mods

PPJA (most of them, or all of them)

Wild Food - A Forage Expansion Mod

Wildflour's Specialty Ales and Meads

Wildflour's Pixie Forage

Wild Food - Forage for Crops Add On

Wildflour's Specialty Jams and Jellies

Slime Produce (not crops but eh, saving this here)

Atelier Wildflour Floral Goods Pack

Tap Giant Crops

Quaint Living - Flower Garden

Floral Essences by Wickedy

The Corrupted Garden

Witch Garden Roses

Balanced Valley

Better Mixed Seeds

Mixed Seeds from Forage

(AT) Asters Walls and Floors Megapack

Golden Crops

Magic Tree Roots (Json Assets)

(SOJA) Ancient Crops

Bonster's Rare Crops and Oddi-trees

Mushroom Propagator - Grow More Mushrooms

Spoopy Valley

Farm maps

Alvadea's Farm Maps - Goldrush

Waterfall Forest Farms (WaFF and WaFFLE)

Texture mods

Random Lost Library Book Covers

StarAmy's Ginger Island Farmhouse

(BAGI) Honey and Mead Icons for Trees - Cometkins' Style (Placeholder)

DaisyNiko's Earthy Recolour

Simple Foliage

Ridgeside's Foliage - Fruit Trees

Pretty Wallpaper

(AT) Asters Walls and Floors Megapack

IdaIda's Wallpapers and Floors (CP and AT)

Skell's Flowery Weapons

Skell's Flowery Tools

Vanilla Tweaks

PC's Kawaii Truffle Foxes

Horse to Broomstick

Mara's Vintage Candle and Magical Vials

Wallet Items Retexture

MSaturn Floaties - Alternative Textures for Crab Pots

Medieval buildings

Messy Crops

Antique TV Sets for Alternative Textures

Better Artisan Good Icons for Magical Crops

Cuter Chests

Better Artisan Good Icons

Furniture

Magical Witchy Kitchen and Furniture Pack

Animated Orbs

StarAmy's Wild Greenhouse Furniture for DGA

Lune's Offerings

Adorable Cottage Bathroom and furniture

(DGA) Blacksmith Furniture

(DGA) RoseDryad's Fairydew Decorations

Cuality of life mods

Horse Flute Anywhere

Immersive Sprinklers

Weapons Ignore Grass

Better Ranching

Wear More Rings ....?

Garden Pot - Automate

Almanac

Skull Cavern Elevator

Fishing Made Easy Suite (Content Patcher)

Fishing Made Easy Suite - SVE Edition

Fishing Made Easy Suite - RSV Expansion

Catalogues are Cheap

Harvest Seeds ???

Perfection Tweaker (This is a MUST)

Pet Bowl Filler

Farm Animal Choices

Horse Squeeze

Automatic Gates

PFMAutomate

Produce to Sapling (all of them)

Better Quality Increased Seeds (all of them too)

Friends Forever (for sanity at this point)

extras for NPCs

Ysabelle's Closet - Seasonal Outfits

Unofficial Ridgeside Village Seasonal Outfits - Alissa

Canon-Friendly Dialogue Expansion

Hugs and Kisses

Ridgeside Rival Hearts - Sam and Alissa

Ridgeside Rival Hearts - Jeric and Alex

Events Expansion

Krobus Festival Events Plus

Romanced NPCs in CC Ceremony RSV

Snack Time

Life Cycle - Rival Heart Events

Lavril - NPC Adventures

Ridgeside Village - NPC Adventures Addon

Robin Work Hours

More Krobus

Lucikiel for Mobile Phone

Spouses React to Player 'Death'

Fashion Sense

YES

ALL OF THEM

ALL THE FASHION

FS - Fairy Wings

Swimsuit Selections

Spill The Tea (Farmer Drinking Sprites) (not fashion but still)

Expressive Elf Ears

Cosmetic Rings

....Others???

MARGO -- Modular Gameplay Overhaul

Skill Rings

Spouses in Ginger Island

Crop Transplant Mod

Trinkets to Treasures

Ridgeside Village Achievements

Gender Neutrality Mod

Noclip Mode

Lookup Anything

TimeSpeed (i have this exclusively for jio, why do you leave the farmhouse so early ;-;)

Better Winter Star Gifts

Lnh's New Greenhouse

Lnh's New Slime Hutch

CP No drunk char during events

Skill Rings REMIX Feat. Paint.net (Radio ver.)

Mobile Phone

Stardrop Flower

Platonic Partners and Friendships

Ridgeside Village for Mobile Phone

Pet Snail

Happy Birthday

SF - Cave of Memories

SF - Mystical Buildings

Stardew and Chill

Challenging Community Center Bundles

MinecartPatcher

Boss Creatures

Increased Fish Tank Capacity

Void Ghost Pendant without Void Essence

Expanded Shop Inventories

Arcane Table Mod

Infinite Zoom

Tell Everyone (Town Gossip)

Ostrich Mayo and Golden Mayo

No Fence Decay

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

✨✨Masterlist✨✨

Welcome to my masterlist!

Here you will find links to various headcanons for Stardew valley and SDV mods. The masterlist will be constantly updated as new headcanons are created. I will write the rules for asking questions later, perhaps in a separate post.

(Edit: This is old masterlist, I have new in my blog!)

Last update: 22.03.2023

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✨Stardew Valley headcanon✨

General headcanons:

SDV bachelors and bachelorettes on the first date with Farmer | SDV townspeople's react to the news that Farmer has joined the Adventurer's Guild |SDV Bachelors found out their kid was being bullied | SDV bachelors will Artist!Farmer s/o | SDV bachelor and bachelorettes with the Farmer who has a young brother/sister | SDV bachelors and bachelorettes receiving a drawing of them from the Farmer | SDV bachelor and bachelorette file a divorce from the Farmer | SDV bachelors meeting their son/daughter for the first time | Protective SDV bachelor | SDV bachelors react to the Farmer using return scepter/warp obelisks | SDV bachelors random HC with Farmer s/o | SDV bachelors with the Farmer s/o who has tic disorder/Tourette's

Specific headcanons:

Sebastian:

Sebastian asking/going out with the Farmer on Valentine's Day | Sebastian's first date/confession with the Farmer s/o

Elliott:

Elliott with the Farmer s/o being silly

Leah:

Leah with the Farmer s/o being silly

Shane:

Shane, when Jas grows up

Penny:

Penny asking/going out with the Farmer on Valentine's Day | Penny's first date/confession with the Farmer s/o

Emily:

Farmer cheers her up after bad day

Harvey:

Harvey with tall!Farmer s/o | Harvey has a dream in white the Farmer is seriously injured

Sam:

Farmer cheers him up after a bad day

Some random headcanons:

Pierre's secret stash | Dance arcade machine | Annoying song in JojaMart | Shane and Jas on the snow slide | Frog wallet | Spicy food festival and poor choice | Sam and fear of needles | Maru and Sebastian get along | Unusual farm and interview | Sunflower tattoo | Compromise after Sam's 6-heart event | Stupid gay idiot frogs fighting | Emily's 10-heart event and forest guest | Friendship with pirates of Ginger Island | Give Marlon some rest | Rules for the safe use of magic | Love and music with Abigail

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✨Stardew Valley Expanded (modded) headcanons ✨

General headcanons:

SVE bachelors and bachelorettes on the first date with Farmer | SVE townspeople's react to the news that Farmer has joined the Adventurer's Guild |SVE Bachelors found out their kid was being bullied | SVE bachelors and bachelorettes with the Farmer who has a young brother/sister | SVE bachelor will Artist!Farmer s/o | SVE mages and adventurers react to Farmer's new all-powerful wizard friend | SVE bachelors random HC with Farmer s/o | Farmer's finds out they lives longer that ordinary people

Specific headcanons:

Magnus Rasmodius:

From teacher and student to lovers | Magnus as Farmer's partner | Magnus without a beard

Olivia:

Olivia with the Farmer s/o

Victor:

Farmer cheers him up after a bad day

Lance:

Lance with the Farmer s/o being silly | Lance's and Jadu's friendship | Lance's appreciation post | Lance as a father | Lance as Farmer's partner | General Lance headcanon

Jadu:

General headcanons | Lance's and Jadu's friendship

Some random headcanons:

Adventurer's habit | Ticklish Isaac | Andy with pink slippers | Farmer accidentally teleports to Castle Village | The First Slash guildmember as babysitters for Lance's and Farmer's baby | Fallen adventurers in Crimson Baldlans | Lance's empathy for shadow people. | Sushi for Sebastian's birthday | Awkward situation with iridium 'snake' milk | Sophia, Scarlet, Farmer and pillow fight | Alesia's first lessons and mistakes | Marlon's cooking | Torpedo trout and Farmer's rescue | Camilla's permission | Young mage and confused Magnus | Previous resident of the Aurora Vineyard | Give Andy some appreciation | Methods for educating a young adventurer | Linus' protective squad | Papa Marlon | Rain totems on Ginger Island | Diet of Chaotic Farmer | New member of Adventurer's Guild | Victor's strict look | Farmer's and Krobus' picnic | Pierre apologizes for taking Farmer's credit for himself | Singing Farmer in the forest | Monster fruit farming lessons for The First Slash Clan | Sebastian, Morgan and frogs | Thankless job | Kidnapping and the concept of 'stranger-danger' | Let us adopt Morgan | Love and appreciation from SDV Community | Farm tour for Penny and kids

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✨Other headcanons✨

People ask about random headcanons:

People ask about random HC I (SDV+SVE) | People ask about random HC II (SDV+SVE)

Other:

Thoughts on the theory that Abigail is the Wizard's daughter | Madness and pink cake in a huge slime

[emo-metalhead-punki]

✨💙Sam Down Pose💙✨ [Redraw]

Redraw this image

Cant believe chris leave the wifi and he's touching grass right now

Also the songs in the cancelled mod is okay ig

[xhyllacreations]

San Myshuno Re-done

My favourite builds and townies re-done for San Myshuno!

🔗Get my Started Save File Re-done!

Lot types legend: 🌃Apartment 🌇Penthouse ⛲Center Park 📦Community Space 🎨Gallery 🎶Karaoke Bar 🎤Lounge 🍴Restaurant 💆🏻‍♀️Spa ✨I made some small alterations to this building and uploaded edited version to my gallery

Spice Market

🍴Waterside Delights (Restaurante Aquarium) by SraSimmer✨

💆🏻‍♀️Aysha Gym, SPA & Studio (Harbor Quarter Gym & Spa) by Sneakyboo2001✨ - CC used: Jane Simsten's Ballet Skill (not essential, if you don't have the mod the ballet bars won't appear, that's it)

🌃2A Jasmine Suites by chrissieyt

🌃2B Jasmine Suites by AvelineYT✨ - CC used: Jane Simsten's Ballet Skill (not essential, if you don't have the mod the ballet bars won't appear, that's it)

🌃17 Culpepper House by Fennnnnster

🌃18 Culpepper House by modernmiss

🌃19 Culpepper House by AvelineYT

🌃20 Culpepper House by lilsimsie

Fashion District

🎶Planet Honey Pop! by Maydussa ✨

🌇1 Torendi Tower Penthouse by AvelineYT

🌃701 ZenView - 701 Zen view 1/3 by Monicabuilds - 701 Zen view 2/3 by Monicabuilds - 701 Zen view 3/3 by Monicabuilds

🌃702 ZenView - 702 ZenView (1st floor) by carolinaarroja - 702 ZenView (2nd floor) by carolinaarroja

🌃1310 21 Chic Street by BellePinte

🌃1312 21 Chic Street by lilsimsie

🌃1313 21 Chic Street by SkaoiSim

Arts Quarter

🎨Casbah Gallery (Renovated Casbah Gallery) by Amaranthium ✨

🌇Fountainview Penthouse by a-winged-llama Add description:=========================

🌃910 Medina Studios by AvelineYT

🌃920 Medina Studios by Krystinmyriexo✨

🌃930 Medina Studios by modernmiss

🌃121 Hakim House (Jang apartment Makeover) by Salty_Kore

🌃122 Hakim Houseby QuinnWhitt

Uptown

📦Sim Nation Capitol (originally: San Myshuno Office) by eveliina1233✨ — CC used: Little Ms Sam’s WEE Working Elevators Everywhere

🎤Stargazer Lounge by DoctorSimCraft 🌃1010 Alto Apartments by AvelineYT

🌃1020 Alto Apartments by quiescence90

🌃VIII Landgrab - 1st Flr VIIILandgraab Apt by SurealLS - 2nd Flr VIIILandgraab Apt by SurealLS

🌃IX Landgraab - ixLandgraab 1st floor by simmerjennie - ixLandgraab 2nd floor by simmerjennie

🌃888 Spire Apartments - 888 Spire Apartments 1/3 by Deligracy - 888 Spire Apartments 2/3 by Deligracy - 888 Spire Apartments 3/3 by Deligracy - 888 Spire Apartments 3/3b by Deligracy

Myshuno Meadows

⛲Myshuno Meadows by YuleNorwood

Townies

Sarah Montgomery by Xhylla

Ivory by Xhylla

Diego Lobo by TheMarcyAngel

Vampire Feng Household by Xhylla

[OLS} Rasoya by ObsidianLilith

Badeeh by IrisGottaBelieve

Karaoke Legends - Trans Teen Darling Walsh by JimothySimothy - ~☆ Akira Kibo Makeover ☆~ by CassSenpaii - Miko Ojo MAKEOVER by ang6lic5

Penny Pizzazz Makeover by soukoulla

♥ The Jang Family ♥ by SimMelliG

Adalyn Olden by Xhylla

[oc-cafe]

The Royalty Representation Project Presents...

An apology by Mod Sam. For the extremely long hiatus.

My reasons are life and a BAD case of writer's block. Nothing else, really. But that's all over now, which is why I'm hyped to announce Boundless's return!!

When exactly will said return I've been yelling about on my main blog for the past few weeks happen? Well...

[I.D.: Digital drawing of a brown skinned man in gold armour. He has shoulder-length black hair, and his face is shadowed. He is looking at the viewer with a serious expression. He is wearing a gold necklace. The background is a grey wall. Text on top: BOUNDLESS; Returns June 4th, Sunday. End I.D.]

Boundless returns this Sunday, and introduces a new character with it mmm 👀

Taglist and other verisons of the drawing under cut:

Mod Tag: @stressedsnake @ne0npurplefantasies (though i suppose you guys can see it prematurely in the queue lol)

Taglist (send an ask to be added or removed): @ghostdragoncookie @jewishdainix @ialmostdonothingnew @just-call-me-a-god @death-and-the-lady13 @mister-finally-found-himself @coffeelovinggayidiot @pinkyy-promises @sassychaostrash @lesbiansayaishii @a-cloud-for-dreams @brkh96 @i-likestuff86 @redvelvetpdf

yeah so i spent way too much time on this for it to be removed in shading. white background version + closeup

[kemakoshume]

important 🚨

to make a long story very short, it's come out that rowan (aka sam aka shannon aka quinn–on twitter) who most of you may know as betheydocrimewrites, shxnonymous, or memxntomxri, is, in fact, a minor despite claiming to be 23 (for multiple years now). 14 years old, to be specific, which would've made them 12/13 when they were active on tumblr.

they have multiple discord profiles, so if you're contacted by/are still in contact with eudaemonia.#4917 or quinnxotry#8798, please stop talking to them. they are a minor that is adamant about engaging with adults and adult content with no care about the adults that could put in harm's way.

they are underaged and were involved in multiple nsfw spaces, and (on twitter) they were the mod for multiple nsfw events (at least five, if not more). it's also been alleged that they've taken money from people online during this ruse and lied about their nationality.

please do not contact or engage with this person. i know we're all upset, but they are still a child. do not say anything to them. a lot of us, especially the community on twitter, are very shocked by this, and all of us who were involved with this person are taken aback at the moment. please know, none of us knew about this and are just as shocked as you may be. stay safe ♥️

more info (including photos) under the cut ✨

again, making this short by only including the concrete proof of this.

the age stuff:

on twitter, they go by quinn. their carrd at one point said they were 14 (this was never linked on their tumblr account, only twitter). i can personally confirm that this discord profile that sent the intro message is the same as the discord account that sam used to interact with us from tumblr. so, rowan/sam is definitely quinn. that's as clear as it can get.

they were also affiliated with someone on twitter named ariel who has also been proven to be a minor, engaged in "anti" discord groups with other -18 members, and attempted to allow minors into an 18+ jujutsu kaisen big bang event (@jujutsukaisenbb) on twitter (before updating the criteria after initial criticism and eventually deactivating and discontinuing the event after all of the backlash). they also faked their age verif with an ID that has a birth year of 1988, while lying about being 23, while actually being 14.

the money/nationality stuff:

rowan/sam frequently said they were taiwanese here on tumblr. their age verf (that i'm not showing for privacy reasons) is a taiwanese ID. in one of their many carrds as "quinn," they claim to be PH and a good portion of the content is written in tagalog. they began raising funds for family members in PH but its come out that there was absolutely no update about that money.

the campaign was later changed to be for "life supplies."

twitter:

i can't summarize all of the events they were a part of on twitter, but it was a lot. they were heavily involved in the community and were even mods for quite a few events. everyone has removed them as a mod.

be safe on here. boosts appreciated.

[corapi-thecity]

Sam/Dean Alternative Universe ✨Nordic Myth

Dean... Valkyrie

Sam... a soldier

Thank you so much for Mods.

You gave me the opportunity to make this Sam/Dean artwork. Also, this artwork has been organized into your regular zine format.

S/D AU　北欧神話✨

ディーン…ワルキューレ

サム…兵士

[drarrymicrofic]

Happy Bicycle Day! 🚲

Let’s take out our bikes and ride it together with this amazing song, Fire On Fire by Sam Smith, in the background! Thank you to yet another lovely anon for sending in this prompt! :))

Listen | Lyrics

Happy writing! The Microfic Mods ✨📜

[hazyaltcare]

Stimboard for a Sam Winchester (Supernatural) fuzztive & kin who shares a subsystem with a Crowley (Supernatural) fictive + desert/sand + blood + red fabric + arcade stims + themes of fatigue ✨

Note: I’d like the stimboard to be themed around our subsystem, Eremus. A two story house in the middle of a desert with a blips n' chitz built almost a mile away.

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Mod StemRoses

[cl-sasharcyzine]

🍒✨MODERATOR SPOTLIGHT✨💚

Introducing another one of our talented Art Mods Sam! I strongly urge you check out his illustrations if you’re a Sashannarcy enjoyer, you won’t be disappointed.

🍒✨ @skybulb ✨💚