#clint

[ozarkthedog]

Pedro Pascal and his characters’ facial scars

[unsafescapewolf]

Based on the hit VN

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Surrounded by Assassins

Steve, being righteous or smth: If you kill a killer, the total number of killers remain the same.

Bucky, mouth full of cereal: Kill 2.

Clint, coming out of the vents: Not if you were already a killer.

Natasha, bored: Then just kill yourself.

Bonus:

Steve, face palms: oh my god! That’s not the point.

Tony, nonchalant: What did you expect? You’re surrounded by assassins.

[the-seas-song]

They're all posers! 😍😘

[guiltyasdave]

the pedrolympics

daphne @sizzlingcloudmentality and i are spending our days watching the olympic games and we got to thinking… which sports would the pedro boys compete in? (there might have also been tequila involved in the decision making)

pre outbreak joel - football (…soccer) because of sarah

post outbreak joel - shooting, for obvious reasons

tim rockford - rowing, that’s where the obscenely broad shoulders come from

marcus acacius - triathlon, because swimming in the seine would add to the grime so nicely

max phillips - swimming, because it seems like the fuckboy thing to do

marcus pike - table tennis, self explanatory

lucien flores - surfing, it’s the flowing shirt and the soft beach waves

frankie morales - wrestling. just picture it

ezra - canoe slalom, in the paralympics

marcus moreno - decathlon, because he can do everything

dave york - tennis. daphne mentioned the grunts and moans we’d get to hear. jana died.

agent whiskey - eventing. riding horses so we can ride the cowboy

javier peña - beach volleyball, in tiny shorts

javi gutierrez - artistic swimming, he’s got the moves for sure and picture him in a swimming cap 🥹

pero tovar - judo, he knows how to use his hands and body

oberyn martell - diving & gymnastics, because he’s a show off that can do both. also the shoulders

maxwell lord - fencing, rich people sport but cooler than golfing

din djarin - rugby. the thighs. he can run. he can jump. he has experience in holding onto a green baby shaped like a rugby ball.

dio morrissey - skateboarding, wearing all black

comandante veracruz - sport climbing. also hosts knife throwing competitions in the olympic village.

clint - boxing. again, just look at him

reed richards - golfing. he’s a distinguished gentleman okay. could also be accused of cheating in most other sports

unnamed materialists sugar daddy - dressage, he knows how to make you… stay in line (we don’t know what’s wrong with us)

dieter bravo - manages the team’s social media account. he’s a star on tiktok

let us know your takes! 🫶🏻

[theclassyissue]

@clint

@ellacervetto for @gooseberry.seaside / @gooseberry ☀️🌻

[noturlondonboy]

Clint: are Kate and Yelena okay? They’ve been laying on the floor for the past hour

Natasha: yeah, Yelena is just having a hard time right now, so Kate is taking care of her

Clint: aw, poor kid :(

(Kate and Yelena, curled up on the floor)

Yelena, sniffling: my doggies, Kate Bishop

Kate, cooing and petting her hair: I know, baby, it’s okay

Yelena: they were so little, only babies

Kate: I know honey

Kate: we’ll find some more puppies, baby, it’s okay- as we can dye their collars all sorts of pretty colors and give them silly names

Yelena: I didn’t see the lava, I didn’t know they would fall in!

Kate: *hugs her close and kisses her head* Minecraft can be cruel, darling- it’s not your fault

[spacepatrolhana]

i don't think you have a chance

[pinsterwglasses]

Where I've been? In the thick of this fandom.

[den-ai-d]

Third batch of townies is now live on my portrait mod on nexus!

New additions are Harvey, The Wizard, Morris, Sam, & Vincent.

Nexus page right HERE ✨

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Uh…is Clint okay?

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Presents

Tony: Present time!!!

Avengers giving each other gag gifts and stuff.

Natasha, handing Clint a present: Here, Clint.

Clint, shaking the box: Ooh. I hope it's HYDRA heads. Please be HYDRA heads, please be HYDRA heads.

Clint opens the box: It's HYDRA heads. (The head of some HYDRA ppl)Awww, how did you know?

Natasha, smiling: Merry Christmas

Avengers: *horrified silence*

[mothpawbs]

echo crew part 2!!! did another one of these, this time with the tetanus alley animals (-micha, i'm saving him for another one with route-specific characters). i had a lot of fun interpreting these guys!

[toxicanonymity]

You finally scraped enough pennies together, but he found your train ticket.

[noturlondonboy]

Yelena: *walks in covered head-to-toe in blood* Kate Bishop, do we have any-

Kate, immediately losing her shit: Yelena oh my god are you okay

Yelena: *looks down at herself*

Yelena: oh, right, that- do not worry, Kate Bishop. It is not my blood.

Kate: oh, okay, good

Kate:

Kate: that’s super hot then, actually

Yelena:

Yelena, smirking: care to help me wash it off, Little Hawk?

Clint: right in front of my sandwich?

Natasha: please stop trailing blood into the kitchen.

[malaysianpeanut]

Stardew Valley Characters by me!

I've been playing this game with my friends and it was nice to do multiplayer with them and have another bonding session again with my friend who lives very far away.

Hope you like my rendition of each characters and let me know which one is your favorite UwU