#mod maryam

[twst-x-homestuck-askblog]

INTRODUCTIONS AND RULES ):<B

carcinoGeneticist has started a memo on Thaumbler

CG: ALRIGHT, THE REST OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN TO THESE NON-STUDENTS WHAT IN THE SEVEN FORSAKEN WE ARE DOING IN HERE, AND IF ANYONE TALKS IN HERE BESIDES ME I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE JUNIORS FROM THIS GOD FORSAKEN DORM I'M IN. GA: Karkat, I'm Positive That It Would Be Better For Me To Explain This In The Current Situation GA: Ahem, Pardon Him, Dear Viewers. My Name Is Kanaya Maryam, But You May Know Me As Mod Maryam, While The Creator Of The Memo Is Karkat Vantas, or Mod Karkat. GA: You See, Me And Karkat, Together With Other Lucky (Or Maybe Unlucky, Depending In Their Views) Students, Are A Friend Group At Night Raven College, One Of The Most Prestigious Magical Academies In Our World, Twisted Wonderland. GA: We Collectively Decided To Introduce Ourselves By Our Names, Class, Homeland, And Dorm So You May Ask Us About Our Particular Experience In Night Raven College So Far. CG: MY FUCKING TURN, SHUT UP NOW. CG: SINCE I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE BULLSHIT THE PEOPLE IN THAUMBLR CAN PULL, I'M LAYING DOWN SOME GROUND RULES AND YOU BETTER FOLLOW THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO TALK WITH THE HEADMAGE. NO SNITCHING ON MAGICAM TOO, OR I'LL PERSONALLY COME AFTER YOUR FUCKIGN THROAT.

RULE NUMBER 1: NO WEIRD SHIT. WE ARE ALL FRESHMEN, AKA WE ARE MINORS, SO ANY FUNNY BUSINESS WAY TOO DEEP IN WHATEVER STUFF AND YOU GET A BIG FUCKING BLOCK.

RULE NUMBER 2: SAY WHO YOU ARE ASKING STUFF, WE MAY BE MAGES BUT WE DON'T HAVE A MAGIC BALL OF ALL-KNOWINGNESS TO GUESS WHO YOU MEANT.

RULE NUMBER 3: IF YOU ARE OUR HAUSEWARDENS AND YOU SAW THIS BLOG NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T (AKA VIL AND RIDDLE DNI. FUCK IT, AZUL TOO, YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE)

RULE NUMBER 4: JUST ME AND KAN POST, BECAUSE THESE OTHERS HOUSEWARDENS BOOTLICKERS ARE TOO BUSY FOR THIS APPARENTLY? SO IF WE DIDN'T GET TO YOU, WAIT, AND IF WAITING DOESN'T WORK, WAIT MORE I GUESS, WE ARE IN A SCHOOL AFTER ALL.

RULE NUMBER 5: YES YOU CAN PRY A BIT ON WHAT WE ARE DOING AND WHATNOT, BUT WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY HELL FUCKING NO IF WE WANT TO, SO... THINK BEFORE ASKING OR WHATEVER.

GA: Have You Finished Your Tantrum Filled Rant, Or Should I Wait More For The Introductions? CG: REALLY NICE WAY TO SAY SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK. GO.

GA: As You May Have Seen, There Are Quite A Bit Of Us, So I Will Try To Keep This Short. Each Of Us Wrote A Bit As To Make Mine And Karkat's Work Easier. I'm Kanaya Maryam, I'm From Class 1-A, I Come From The Land Of Scalding Sands And Am From Ignihyde, Much To My Dismay. I'M KARKAT VANTAS, I'M FROM CLASS 1-A, I'M FROM THE QUEENDOM OF ROSES AND AM FROM THE SEVEN FORSAKEN POMEFIORE. Hell0 there 0u0. I'm Aradia Megid0, I'm fr0m class 1-B, am fr0m the Briar Valley and study f0r Scarabia. hI, I'M TAVROS NITRAM. i'M IN CLASS 1-E, I WAS BORN ON, UH, THE SUNSET SAVANNAH AND AM IN OCTAVINELLE (:{ ii'm kiiliing you for thi2 KK. Ii'm 2ollux Captor, Cla22 1-C, 2haftland2 and in fuckiing 2avanaclaw. :33< *tackles you on the ground* Hii! I'm Nepeta Leijon, in class 1-D! I'm furrm Sunset Savannah and am in Purrmefiore with Karkitty! Hiii! H3H3H3! H1 K4RKL3S 4ND K4N >:] 1'M T3R3Z1 PYROP3 FROM CL4SS 1-A 4ND 4M 1N H34RTSL4BYUL. 1'M FROM TH3 SH4FTL4NDS >:] (ALT: hehehe! Hi Karkles and Kan. I'm terezi Pyrope From Class 1-A and am in heartslabyul. I'm from the shaftlands) The name is Vriska Serk8 (Serket for the NERDS!). I'm in class 1-C and am from the Shaftlands. Since I'm soooooooo cool I'm in Diasomnia ::::) D-> Oh my... My name is Equius Zahaak, and I'm from the Shaftlands, though there is STRONG evidence of my birth being from the great Briar Valley. I'm in class 1-B and in the Ignihyde dorm. HoNk. NaMe's gAmZeE MaKaRa, FrOm cLaSs 1-e. I'M FrOm tHiS MiRaClE MoThErFuCkInG PlAcE CaLlEd fLeUr cItY. i'm iN OcTaViNeLlE ToO :o) i'm named Eridan Ampora, and am a noble from the Coral Sea. I study in class 1-D and am in... the fuckin savanaclaw, irk. )(I! 38D i'm Feferi Peixes and am in class 1-D!!! my )(homeland is the Coral Sea and i'm in the Octavinelle dorm!!! 38)

GA: I Do Believe This Is Everyone, So We Are Ending The First Introductory Post. CG: IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ASKS WE ARE GONNA CURSE YOUR BLOODLINE OR WHATEVER. GA: Don't Speak On My Regard, Karkat.

-Mod Karkat and Mod Maryam

[ganag]

Hmm, Ceruleanblood Kanaya and Jadeblood Vriska?

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Karkat Im A Lesbian

KARKAT: WHAT?

JUNE: karkat, i'm a lesbian too.

KARKAT: IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS COMIC WHO LOVES MEN?

DAVE:

[p12lysanderdelanne]

a more traditional march drag but still in [troll] vogue

i spent way to much time on the articles again but im hella proud of the glasses lenses and the barcode

heres some bonus doodles of mod girl eridan

more of the mod girl HERE

the skirt stuff is not speculation hell IS mini skirts

[vriskaserketdaily]

Idk what kind of requests you're looking for but Vriskan forever my beloved

yeah babey

[badlydrawnvrissy]

[homefuckuserboxes]

{This user just wants Tavros to be happy.}

[moddieeee]

As a non Homestuckie, when I found out their ship name was Rosemary I very audibly naww'd

[dailygrims]

Across the distant skies in a quiet purple haze. Longing?

[cicada-sprites]

more gamma trolls !

(neimea leijon(cat neos), messier maryam(any), gliese pyrope(they/she), ackrab serket(he/8)

[homestuckconfession]

My homestuck height headcanons in order from tallest to shortest

Slashes mean that I think those characters would be the same height

No actual specified heights cause I don’t care for numbers

Gamzee

Dirk / Kanaya

Equius

Sollux / Dave

Eridan / Feferi / Jane

Aradia / Rose / Vriska

John / Nepeta

Karkat / Tavros

Roxy / Jade / Jake

Terezi

Caliborn / Calliope

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[twst-x-homestuck-askblog]

To Kanaya:

Why is being in Ignihyde much to your dismay?

GA: Well, To Put it Nicely,

GA: The Dorm Uniform Makes Me Physically Recoil In Pain, It's Just So...

GA: Geometric, And Not The Good Kind Of The Word.

CT: D-> Well, that wasn't nice.

-Mod Maryam

[ganag]

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-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] -- TT: I want a baby. GA: Give Me A Week GA: What Color

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] -- CG: I WANT A BABY. TG: good for tax returns

-- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT] -- TT: Okay same. TT: I want a baby GT: Mine? TT: Yeah? TT: Who else's? GT: Aquamans.

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering uranianUmbra [UU] -- TG: i watn a baby UU: a baby baby? TG: th alive kind UU: a hUman baby or a small fUrry whiskered baby? TG: ether or

-- tonicandGinetics [TG] began pestering tactitionTerminated [TT] -- TG: I watn a baby TT: oh. TT: just to hangout with?

[askfussyfangs]

Kanaya where are you :(

thank y0u all for talking t0 me. this is the m0st fun ive ever had. maybe. at least, since i died.

i h0pe kanaya isnt t00 c0nfused. i guess we'll find 0ut. g00dbye 0u0

What The Fuck???

//I would like to wish everyone a very SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

[vriskaserketdaily]

Request: vriska eating a big sandwich ? Kanaya is there

get your own im not sharing