#mod madame

[seasalt-dreams-edits]

ok im back- im gonna go though the requests in the inbox rn

[dandhisdolls]

"Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful."

[aziraphales-library]

Hi! I'm looking for a specific fic where both Aziraphale and Crowley are writing to an advice column in a newspaper about their relationship. I remember there's a part where Crowley just sends the most unhinged message, Aziraphale uses the honourific Mx. and Crowley uses Ms. for the person they are writing to. The story ends with the writer figuring out that they are talking about each other, and she put both of their messages next to each other. They then talk about feelings. Thank you! :-)

I believe you're looking for...

Dear Marje: Ineffable Partners Edition by idealPeriWren (G)

He keeps holding my hand, did I mention we're holding hands now?! Because we are. It’s a thing. It’s bloody fantastic, it is. But you see why I can’t bollocks this up. Or, the one where Aziraphale and Crowley both repeatedly write to the same problems page for relationship advice. Misunderstandings, shenanigans, and dramatic irony ensue.

- Mod D

[daily-grian]

Well i tried but this one also ended up taking about 4 minutes. It seems 4 minutes is just my average time to draw one low-effort mspaint Grian.

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Presidential Props Pack

[wouldtheybecomeafearavatar]

Would madame victurnien from les miserables become an avatar of the eye

[areax]

cis ppl are like "ugh how am i supposed to remember which name to call you its too complicated" and then name their kids jehovah epicurus donatien d'arouet J.E.D.D. jed tai-kun xiao hei wang jagmohan t.m. micromegas mike ἄναξ porphyrogene mason MASON

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: girl who turns into spiders when she gets mad arguing with 8oy who didnt know she could do that and gets really scared

[themermaidriot]

This looks like a screen cap from the Hangover.

[confessions-to-the-madam]

How do you normally spread your happiness Miss Trappist? Just curious, of course.

(Also mod your art style is absolutely everything to me I want to drink it up like soup/pos)

Well, mostly through promotional means! And well, everyone loves peace right? I can't remember the last time I had to force it on someone.

[mari-reads]

UR JOEKING WHY DO I LOVE THEM

[seasalt-dreams-edits]

Touhou won!! theme has been changed i think everything's fine? anyways imma work on the stuff in the inbox first <3

[tifa-simp]

Ngl I want Madame M and Tifa interact more in part 3. Seem like Madame M has taken a liking to Tifa, complimented her talent and even gave her a free hand massage. Maybe in part 3, Tifa will save Madame M from some trouble and Madame M will be like "I don't need these clothes anymore so you can take it, girl." in a tsundere way to show her gratitude.

I love when tiger mom character struggles to express her fondness of a daughter like character. It's just peak dynamic. Tifa needs more older woman figure in her life, or just female figure in general. Also show us Thea in part 3 SE, you can't hide her forever! I need to Thea!!!

[aziraphales-library]

Hello extraordinary mods!

I was wondering if you knew of any fics where madame Tracy was trying to get Aziraphale to confess his feelings to Crowley or just trying to get them together in general.

Thank you! 😇😈

Hey there! You might want to check our #matchmaking tag for fics like this. Here are some where Tracy meddles in Aziraphale's love life...

Doorway to Paradise by TawnyOwl95 (E)

Crowley is the guy everyone goes to for a good time. He’s the fling, the hook up, even though he hopes for more. Still, waking up to an empty bed the morning after a one night stand is not something he should be surprised by. In Aziraphale’s defence, he's never had a one night stand before, and really doesn't know how they work.

I’ve Got This Friend by Ambra_Sue (T)

Neither Aziraphale nor Crowley needs help in the dating department, or so they claim. Their friends Anathema and Tracy have other ideas.

Honeysuckle and White Jasmine by HolyCatsAndRabbits (E)

While on a bad blind date at a coffee shop, bookshop owner Aziraphale meets a gorgeous red-haired barista. Also Aziraphale knows flower language and he's not afraid to use it. So now Aziraphale was going on a date with someone Tracy knew. Since Tracy had arranged it, Aziraphale let her pick the place as well: Double Double, a new coffee shop. Tracy had promised that the shop was lovely and had a selection of rich desserts, which was honestly the part that had convinced Aziraphale. Aziraphale’s one bit of defiance was the flowers. He had a book or two in his shop on flower language, and he’d decided that the bouquet was going to be the sweetener for the day (besides the dessert), the spoonful of sugar that helped the medicine go down. Yellow carnations: Disdain, disappointment, rejection. Red snapdragon: Deception. Purple columbine: foolishness. White candytuft: indifference. And finally butterfly weed, a bright little orange cluster flower, which meant Let me go! Armed with his passive-aggressive (but quite lovely smelling) bouquet, Aziraphale took a cab to Double Double.

Vary my days by Aracloptia (G)

He could not recall how much time had passed between the invention of the book and himself owning a lot of books. He had simply woken up one day surrounded by them, as if he always had been. Crowley had been the first one to point it out. He always was. Except this time, he had not so much pointed it out as tripped over a pile of them, shouting ”FUCK, Angel, what's the DEAL with all these bloody BOOKS?” Aziraphale had tutted, put a drink in his hand and miracled up a sofa behind him without answering the question. The sofa was still there. Surrounded by piles and piles of books. ------ After Crowley leaves, Aziraphale needs a change. He sorts through his books, makes new friends (or tries to), and discovers the beauty of ansaphones.

I keep coming back to you by ducks_elise (T)

Aziraphale volunteers at the university library. Crowley usually doesn't go there but he went with two of his classmates to study. He keeps coming back to see Aziraphale, their relationship develops from there

The Invisible Touch by AppleSeeds (T)

Aziraphale is reduced to a quivering mess just looking at Crowley’s face smiling up at him from the programme, let alone sitting in the front row of the theatre watching him perform, or standing face-to-face with him, with Crowley's hand on his arm, after he summons him to the stage to help him with one of his tricks... When Aziraphale reveals that he too is a magician and the two actually become friends, Crowley soon realises that someone has severely knocked Aziraphale’s confidence, and becomes determined to do whatever he can to restore it.

- Mod D

[the-cryptographer]

I have a tragic angsty Sera & Vivienne ficlet in celebration of @seraweek2024, belatedly for the prompt Lady Emmald. Sera breaks into Vivvy’s room and things go badly :’)

[wanderingaldecaldo]

I missed her 🥺