#mod corndog

[marshmallowprotection]

Speaking of the CG from May 2024 with all the RFA? Do you think that is SE Saeran or Unknown? Or is that supposed to be GE Saeran? The eyes and frown makes me think it is Unknown? I want to know what wrong or what happened to him.

If you mean these photos, I'm pretty sure this is GE Saeran because of the way he's dressed. GE Saeran wears grandpa sweaters and is generally cottagecore-esque. The reason why he has dizzy eyes and a nauseated expression is meant to either be an homage to the chibi art that has him and Saeyoung terrified out of their minds, or Saeran doesn't have the tummy to manage a roller coaster and he's needs to take a break from riding rides.

I think he'll be okay once his tummy settles and he enjoys that strawberry parfait with Saeyoung.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade, cooking a corndog: you ain't nothin but a corndog

Jade: fryin all the time

Jade: y'aint nothin but a corndog

Jade: simmerin in the grime

Jade: you probably got some rat meat

Jade: but you ain't gonna cook on time

[black-salt-cage]

oh no I never finished my wh boards

[iforgorrt]

this is kinda a sorta appreciation post in a way, but i just wanna say thank you to the people i follow and most of my moots as well, for creating the art they do. even if that art be just a little doodle, a seven week project or half-assed drawing. THANK YOU FOR THE ART YOU MAKE this is going to be a bit of a long post with a lot of tags, so if anyone who i tag is annoyed by this, i'm sorry! Thank you: @beachbeibi, @eliasericson, @mimithealpaca, @dunmestuffy, @peteytheparrot, @welldrawnfish, @flutterclangen, @teachyouhowtodothesponge, @haddockhead9, @scoutology, @girlatrocity, @hsilamazex, @ez0dex, @secondlina, @mezais, @gutomatano, @equinox-86, @v-3-rdure, @solstice-clangen, @sketchyvero, @awesomegena, @l00106, @otrebot, @chattematsu, @peterokii, @zeddyzi, @yunsed, @seagiri, @jase-is-barely-alive, @novaneondream, @cactusznake, all the mods at @ponydoodles, @ausd, @malama-art, @frogcroaks, @an-island-of-bunnies, @snoopcar, @saffronscribbles, @tasteless-tea, @enden-k, @notsotinyblob, @foxxism, @iwmmbfahw, @yahinata, @buzzcolorings, @spiritsonic, @viva-uwu, @needlepine, @twodoesthree, @niftysenpai, @super-paper, @herosmash, @sugarkittycat04, @seraphicghost, @aratribow, @noeggets, @liberumalas, @brightgoat, @moths-wcdesigns, @corndog-patrol, @eggsdrawings, @eggritos, @m4morine, @toast-boat, @heronoegg, @wabbyhazzy, @the-stove-is-on-fire, @puppyaulait, @ra3kiv, @ursiday, @cats-of-rainclan, @rayjeff, @achieve-the-sun, @happy-thou9hts, @twistedtoms, @worrysomegus, @lupinsuniverse, @mishiami, @eechytooru, @sylveoncel, @tall-oakclan, @mothcub, @arik-fonarik, @starrysharks, @simbasomba, @fireflyoverpass, @brown-sugar-89, @frosted-leaf, @jungleclan, @rancherscraps, @otiksimr, @bloodrediscream, @kawaiialeisha, @labyrinthofsphinx, @yuumei-art, @electrofloat, @owwllly, @havenclangen, @zemoiii, @adyophene, @lazer-t, @forgrtashes-blog, @clanborn, @dailyhatsune, @dailyargenti, @daily-dragon-drawing, @camo-thy, @kiisaes, @give-art-a-chance, @owlpellet, @1spooky2me, @decarbry, @chiquilines, @ysd-2-0, @xpxpxp13, @official-darkforest @ssxdz2, @sketchy-tour, @cysa, @sapphanimates, @sleepyspots-wc-designs, @rainboopz, @cryptidclaw, @artofrhues, @misutorekun, @fishtinker, @buttonheart, @yeehawpim, @strawberryblondie-locks, @yamujiburo, @amberluvsbugs, @ifearloveisviolence, @wolfythewitch, @wolfertinger666 @nev4chi, @habken I ADMIRE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO MUCH. All of my moots, and all the people i follow, please know you inspire me so much. You help me grow with my art and that sorta stuff. I'm not very good with words, but please please please know i appreciate all the art/work you guys put your heart into (even if you don't put your heart into it.)

[bi-widower-dads]

Barduil Month 2023 Masterlist part 3

Here's part 3 of the full list of works created for Barduil Month 2023 (Tumblr wouldn't save it in one post and then ate half of it, so we're posting it in three 10-day chunks) - thank you to all our brilliant creators! Entries appear in chronological order of posting to the event blog. Remember, we're always open for late submissions, and we'll add them to this list as they come in.

Masterlist part 1, part 2

Day 21: Spring

Fic: Renewal by @nocompromise-noregrets

Art by @corndog-patrol

Art by @piyo13sdoodles

Art by @ritartist42

Day 22: Heavy Metal AU

Fic and art: Until the dark by @mirkwood-hr-department

Fic: Yesterday, A Hundred Years Ago by @nocompromise-noregrets

Art by @piyo13sdoodles

Art by @corndog-patrol

Day 23: Love letters

Art by @piyo13sdoodles

Fic: Make This Work Somehow by @nocompromise-noregrets

Day 24: Death

Fic: The Last Watch by @nocompromise-noregrets

Fic: The Life of Death by HungryDarkness on AO3 (let us know if you have a tumblr and we’ll tag you!)

Art by @piyo13sdoodles

Art for take my heart and please don’t stake it by @corndog-patrol

Fic: time passed makes it plain (chapter 3) by @scary-grace

Day 25: Coffee shop AU

Fic: Coffee by @no-visitors

Art by @piyo13sdoodles

Fic: Espresso by @nocompromise-noregrets

Day 26: Parenting

Fic: Brave by @nocompromise-noregrets

Fic: Nocking Point by @neostriatum

Fic: Archaic by @nocompromise-noregrets

Day 27: First kiss

Art by @dogblessyoutascha

Fic: Spin the Bottle by @nocompromise-noregrets

Fic: An Unexpected Emotion by @myeaglesong

Day 28: Childhood friends

Fic: paint the sky and burn the stars by @nocompromise-noregrets

Art by @piyo13sdoodles

Day 29: Marriage

Fic: Somewhere ages and ages hence by @neostriatum

Fic: Make It Official by @nocompromise-noregrets

Art and fic by @dogblessyoutascha

Day 30: Reincarnation AU

Fic: All The Ages Of The World Alone by @nocompromise-noregrets

Art by @corndog-patrol

Alternate prompts

Art by @dogblessyoutascha for 'gothic horror' (or indeed 'gothic romance!' :D )

Sneak peeks and contributions not created for a particular prompt

Lego comic by @mastererestor (I'm not sure how to describe this one - let me know if you'd like me to call it something else! - mod nocompromise-noregrets)

Playlist by @smoking-old-toby

Fic: amnesia by @smoking-old-toby

Fic: mer!AU by @smoking-old-toby

Fic, playlist and art: Come Lay Your Weakness Down by @smoking-old-toby

Another huge thankyou to all our creators and to everyone who liked, reblogged and commented - we'll be back next year! If we've missed anything or got anything wrong (highly possible, the creation of this post has involved a great deal of Tumblr refusing to function), please drop mod @nocompromise-noregrets a DM!

[swapmeetsimming]

New items up for EA A watercolor clutter set. And an oven recipe for corndogs.

I know corndogs are already in the game - they came out with HSY. Our recipe is(should be) base game, and don't look so...square. It has custom components and two extra clutter items.

The box of dogs and a bottle of mustard. All the words are in simlish text made with the wonderful fonts at https://franzillasims.tumblr.com/. I love their work. I tried to make a font, some years back and ended up rage-quitting halfway through.

The watercolor set has a tablet, brush, paper towel(for blotting), a cup of clean water, and a paint case. The case has an open and closed version. The open version has clean and messy swatches. I think I put way too much detail on the brush. I don't think anyone will ever see it all unless they use a camera mod to zoom-in. Oh well.

The last post items are free, too. Assuming I posted everything correctly. Do you ever have the nagging feeling you are doing everything wrong and just blundering about?

Here's the link patreon.com/SwapmeetSimming Also, thank you SO much to the lovely person that reblogged my last post. That was really nice! I never know what to do in these cases. It's ridiculous to be shy to the point you can't even blog properly.

[seizerofdarkness]

Right off the bat, a YTP about Dan was made. Where'd they get the footage? Did the Insect Clan do it?

Drago tells everyone not to show it to him. I have a feeling he's the one who sent it.

Drago's gonna have a debt to pay. Unfortunately, Dan is trending and the clients notice him.

Drago omfg

While everyone in the Misfit Mod is busy getting those corndog vids deleted, their task has upgraded to impossible. Mia witnesses Dan becoming a TV star.

Too late, Dragadumbass.

A+ on video editing.

Caught in 4K.

So it WASN'T Drago? Or did he send it by email?

...they didn't make it. Drago, I swear.

He made it for Dan as a gift.

But then he realized it could be embarrassing and tried to delete it.

THEY HACKED THEIR SYSTEMS AND THAT'S HOW THEY HAVE IT. So Drago made it, but he didn't ever plan on having Dan humiliated and took the right steps to delete it.

Juno tells Dan to win, now fueled with spite.

Dan says that Drago does know him.

Because he actually loved it!

It's the thought that counts.

They won!

And, Dan got paid in corndogs by advertisement!

He was offered cash but took food instead?

Dan wants Drago to make more videos. To Drago's confusion at the suggestions (bubble wrap?!)

After that Chip ruined pool fun with his Dronie's hologram system, Dan got an idea from Trox and Griffin's comic book: unite forces with another Clan to face legal adversity!

He suggests the Aquatic Clan who, as opposed to Insect, Mammal, Dragon and Dino (ignoring Avian), haven't antagonized them yet!

Rip, and his Bakugan Razor.

...WHO ARE VOICED BY THE PREVIOUS DAN AND DRAGO?!

Juno's pissed today.

Everyone's been making fun of them behind their backs.

Guys, just drown this place. They'll survive anyways.

She brawled and seemed happy to lose.

[daily-demurra]

Demura and Draykor but swapped species?

That’s hilarious omg

Thanks for the ask! XD

[jebtruther]

I love Bf’s design in that one FNF Suicide Mouse mod (Wednesday infidelity I’m pretty sure).

[theater-flags]

STOP THE SQUIP DISCOURSE i have a very important request: lesbian flag colorpicked from corndog peepy

lesbian flag, picked from corndog peepy of peepy cinematic universe!

[just-antithings]

Are we talking about Sonic? Because there's only a couple in my state but I WILL drive 45 minutes out of my way for a hot dog and ocean water. Why is the ocean water so good.

idk I think that they just put a little bit of cocaine in all their food and drinks, that’s why it tastes so good and is so addictive

[greetingsfromdanville]

[hypmic-from-last-night]

[lee-scribbles-and-doodles]

S3 ep5

Current emotional status: FEAR

Cthulu Max has been on the rampage for a whole week!?

Ew, the narrator

Oh man, are they sending the airforce after him?

I really like Cthulu Max's design

Momma Bosco 💗

Oh hey, Norrington and Papierwaite are alive.

Superball are you saying you tried to send the Maimtrons up Max's--

Also he's acting president while Max is... deposed of.

Superball is only giving Sam until 6am :(

Featherly!

"Wandering around the moleman tunnels is no fun without Max."

"You got it all wrong, we're trying to help Max." "We will help him... to a generous serving of ass whooping."

"That is one rabbit who will be multiplied... into 2,000 smoldering pieces."

Carol ran off with Blustet

"I only want her to be happy, is all." Aw, Curt

Superball just admitted to having separation anxiety from Max

Ok Momma can't come but Papierwaite and Norringron can.

I like Norrington :)

GASP

Is it?

It is!

SYBIL!!!!

RETURN OF THE QUEEN

Oh, she is very pregnant

She was a wizard at one point?

She's gonna help!

Superball there's no such thing as acceptable losses

Abe has his body back

"Four score and seven tons of raw power"

HE CAN FLY NOW!?

Sybil, I love you, but why did you mod someone else's car???

Grandpa Stinky I love you

Oh, he just handed us the recipe for once.

Asdfff the spore maxes swarming Grandpa

They stole Grandpa's hotdogs

"We must feed the host! Piglets and sphinkters make us stronger!" "We regret nothing!"

Grandpa hasn't slept in three years

Sam just casually taking the last of Grandpa's corndogs

The spores are trying to get it

Lol Sam slapped them

Sal's alive!

He's hiding from Sam :(

Lol we can control Cthulu Max with Corndogs

Ew, the cornstarch got mixed in with the giant puddle 🤢 Looks gross

Love how Sybil completely ignores the Flaming Max head

Also the look of disappointment on the spore's face made me laugh

Fifth trimester???

The way the one Max spore by Grandpa's truck is bobbing in circles with his mouth open is making me laugh.

Sam showing concern for Sybil because she’s preggers 🥺

Her being pregnant with Abe's child implies that statues have working genital in this universe

She put a weiner scented airfreshener in the desoto

At least Sam and a Max spore seem to like that (of course they do)

"Sybil you're the best!" Hell yeah she is!

Sam's mind went to the color bar codes to prevent being traumatized by Sybil's oversharing

We drowned the desoto

Asdfgh Sam just botched slapped one of the spores for trying to say "that's none of your damn buisness."

Ew, Max's spine is pointing out

Oh hey, Satan and Jurgen

Why is Jurgen wearing his old fashioned clothes instead of his emo clothes?

Lol Sam snuck into frame to shout "Go Mets! New York rules!"

"--besides it's just a good and noble thing to do." "You're not familiar with my previous work, are you?"

"Sam, what happened to you to make you so cynical?" Gee, Jurgen, I wonder what could have possibly happened.

Oh so the water tower counts as vegetable oil because Momma did something to it

Pfft we can replace Satan's microphone with a corndog

Omg they jumped off the building to avoid Max

Oh, they're fine, and the oil is in the giant puddle.

I'm thankful to Featherly for giving us an egg but I'd have preferred not to watch him lay it. Granted it was just in a cartoon way but he still made weird noises

Also TRANS FEATHERLY 2021

"I desperately wanted to see that, sir. Ask him if he'll lay another one."

Oh hey, the Flaming Max heads helped heat up the giant desoto corndog

Since I'm playing this in 2021 the Maimtron's song references are super dated, which defeats Superball's efforts

Oooh! A unique opening sequence???

Oh this music is jazzy af

Sam really doesn't like the Max spores

Sam how do you already know what Max's insides look like???

"Even when he's not a collasal monster Max's food comas can last for weeks."

Ok we wake Max up with the coffee beans, right?

Yup!

The gi Max spore is so sad he doesn't get to come 😢

"But I'm a horrible monster!"

"I suppose Max's brain always looks like a living room?" "Well, Max is host to all kinds of weird parasites, and he likes to he a good host!" WHAT

No really, this brings up so many questions about lagomorphs. Are they some kind of Symbiote or something?

And a previous episode confirmed Max is amphibious

Max has tumors!!!

It shocked Sam!

"Eugh! Get away fake Max!" "Do you find my warmth... alarming, Sam?"

"What do nightmares taste like, anyway?" "Pepsi"

Max wants to be author 💗

He also writes fanfiction about Flint 🤣

I'd unironically read his books.

Tina Belcher voice: Friend fiction

Max has an experimental fusion jazz band???

"He just killed a great white shark--"

Max being completely unable to describe a woman is very gay of him. Good for him.

Max's brain teleported everyone to different parts of the body.

Found Sybil in the gym/legs

The brain is broadcasting Sam's thoughts???

Sam couldn't think of a joke for the medicine balls :(

"Wow Max is looking pretty buff. Would it be too weird if I asked him to turn around?"

Sam! Stop thinking bad things about Sybil's pregnancy she can hear you you putz!

She's upset with him now

"Can you believe this guy?" "I find the entire situation to be very contrived and misogynistic." Same spore Max, same.

Sam stop being so mean omg!

"I changed Sybil, I totally get the whole parenthood thing now." "Really now?" "Tax deductions."

In Max's inventory now

Y'know, I never really thought about it as a storage house

Hit The Road reference :3

Baby roach hatched in

"Pa..papa?" "Now I am little champion, now I am!"

Max has a Maximus shrine

Sam turned into a roomba!

Aw, he named it Sam Jr 🥺

We won Sybil back through his love of Sam Jr

Found the conjoined twins

Huh, Max lost as eye. Does that mean he has a glass one, or do lagomorphs have regenerative abilities?

Pfft we have to play twister to control his arma

The brain is messing with things again

Oh, we need a roach to operate the game because of radiation

Well, let's kidnap Sal

Oh, poor Girl Stinky. She's really going through it

Aw, Sal feels bad

Sal?

Honey, are alright?

He's dying???

He's not immune to irradiation!?

Oh no, he's gone

I'm so sad 😞

Gotta pick up Sam Jr. Before I control Max

They mad Max do a magical girl pose

Ugh the narrator is back

Wait, what?

He's Max's brain??? SUPEREGO???

WHAT

"I was always ignored" Yo if my super ego was as pretentious as you I 'd ignore it too 😤

He wants to kill himself and Max???

I know Max had a self loathing complex but holy shit

The super ego is perfectly fine with destroying half the east coast what a jerk

Just noticed Sam's tie is red. Had no idea about this while drawing PI!Sam lol

We have to help Max get his memories back to use the ASTRO projector

Skunkapes has three Sam clones imprisoned

Sam had canon ocd?

Gasp Gordon???

No, it's Sammun Mak

I love him, little child tyrant

Just make him a mobile brain in a jar and let Sam and Max adopt him

Why is Grandpa here?

He isn't talking like Stinky

Too polite

Sam sees it too

He's a space gorilla

They switched brains?

Found the cloning g chamber

Let's go to Momma's first

CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME

Superball is "wracked with guilt"

"Keep it together Superball. Sam will be able to save the day. He always does."

Ok, let's go to the cloning facility

I'm still thinking about poor Sal yo

FLIIIIIINT!

He's punching space apes!

Girl Stinky really playing up the evil Mistress role

The doggleganger has a bomb on him!!!

Wait so Girl really is a mermaid??? I thought that was just her aestetic

God I love Flint

Haha we tricked Skunkape with scooby doo villain tactics

Got the robot

Her water broke... and it was pennies

Max wants to save Sybil! 😭🥺💕

Super Ego is here

Oh now he wants to save Max

The only thing here are those records

Super Ego waved goodbye

Cthulu Max is cute when he cries

Wait What?

His head is on fire!

The maimtron hit him!

He waved goodbye... and teleported away.

He exploaded!!!!

He promised he'd take Sam with him and he didn't!!!!

AAAAAAH

I thought the dead Max thing was popular angst fanon fic thingy!

We're cloning Max?

It didn't work 😭😭😭😭😭

Superball ran off crying

Oh God the credits are just Sam walking sadly what the hell

He's not even stopping to fight any crime 😢

💔💔💔

God the way he's clinging to himself

What?

The elevator???

MAAAAX

he's back???

Past Max???

He blew his Sam up???

Wait hold on I'm glad they're together again but this doesn't fix anything

There's so much trauma from this season

All the horrible things that happened during 301-304 happened in like 3 days tops, then Sam had to deal with Max being a monster for a week before watching him die!

And the new (?) Max had BLOW HIS SAM UP!!!

And they left the franchise like that for a decade????

What the hell?

I want to be happy but this shit is going to consume my brain for the next week at least what the hell

Aaaaaaah!

Like maybe they really do just brush it off but it feels unlikely

I know Max has a connection with his other selves so it'll be easier for him to adjust but certainly Sam is going to notice the discrepancies since he doesn't get the same deal

Someone told me there were multiple endings hold on

Aw, they walked off into the sunrise together

But still

AAAAAAAAH

[forbidding-souda]

Hey i really enjoy reading your works! I was wondering if it would be possible to request Hina comforting male S/O struggling with school?

Aoi Asahina comforting her boyfriend who's struggling with school

good morning everyone new drawtectives episode ooo i'm so excited to watch it but i haven't yet oops

anyway cheese corndogs looks so nasty i'm sorry

-Mod Souda

❤ She emphasizes with you. Sometimes she watches you work, looking at the way your head looms over your work, and she feels helpless. Would interrupting you make you mad? You often talk about how long it takes you to do work and how there's just so much of it. She doesn't want to slow down your process. The only school she knows is Hope's Peak Academy, and there, she didn't have any trouble at all. Maybe she's blessed that way, I mean, of course she is. She is out traveling across the plains for competitions while you stay at home, tied to your school.

❤ She helps you study. Flashcards, testing you, asking you questions about the material and making you read the textbook to her. Sure, she googled efficient ways to study and just went off of that, but it worked. Plus, it is good quality time the two of you can spend together. When you're hyperfocused on work you both hardly interact with each other. Now, you get to spend more time together.

"It's okay, sugar-boy." She pats your head when she brings it into her chest. It flusters you a bit, as her warm skin comes in contact with your cheek. "You only got a few weeks left until break. And I'll be here with you for the entire time!"

A sigh leaves your lips. It's a pleasant one, one that's filled with gratefulness.

"We can have a date night soon." You say.

She grabs your shoulders and holds you in front of her so she can look into your eyes. "Really?"

"I promise."

"Can we get donuts, too?"

You nod. "We can get donuts, too."

❤ She's good at massages. She gets a lot of them as an athlete, so she has an understanding on what feels good. When you want, she'll massage your shoulders, or your hand, as an excuse to be close to you while you're working.

❤ And if you ask her to be quiet she won't take it personally at all. She doesn't have a hard time not being loud.

❤ Praise comes naturally to her. She loves praising you, telling you she's so proud of your work. Sometimes she gets genuinely impressed when she sees your notes.

❤ "Wow, you wrote all that?"

❤ You just shyly laugh. "Yeah... it sucked."

❤ "This is your SHSL talent." She squeezes your cheeks together and kisses your lips.

❤ And knowing her, she brings you lots of sweets. Sweets keeps her up and awake and motivates, so why shouldn't they do the same for you? Donuts, crepes, cakes, sugary pies, all of the range.

❤ She takes bringing you food and drinks as an excuse to see you. After she drops it off, she'll linger in the room for a second, talking about you can call her if you need her.

❤ Once you do come out of your working space to hang out with her (much needed break time) she is all over you, wanting to cuddle and wanting to go places and hang out together. She is patient! Extremely patient, waiting for that date night.

[darcylandcrackchallenge]

Hey y’all!  It’s that time of year again!

In honor of April Fool’s Day, we’re hosting another crack-tacular writing challenge! The fifth annual one!  This year, @thestanceyg​ is joining me ( @dresupi​ ) as a mod, and we had SO MUCH fun coming up with the prompts this year!

This event is open to everyone; every fic rating is welcome.  Do you want some crack-tastic smut? SMUT IT UP, BABY. If smut’s not something that speaks to you, that’s FINE. We still want to read everything your gorgeous brain can create! Do you want more gen crack with no ships? WRITE THAT THING!  Treat yo self and everyone else while you’re at it. You’re an amazing author and we NEED THAT FIC!  As long as it features our favorite doctor of astrophysics, Darcy Lewis, we wanna read it, and it’s on-point, sweetheart!

Rules:  

While this is really more geared towards fic writers, you can create any kind of fanwork you want.  (Graphics, fic, art)

Your work must feature Darcy Lewis.  (Natch, I mean…this is a Darcyland event)

Crossovers are fine, as long as… you know… Darcy is involved.  ;)

You may not use this list for anything non-Darcy related. We came up with this list specifically with Darcy in mind, please respect that!  

If you want, you can add fics to the collection we made on ao3   

Rate and tag your fics appropriately, any rating is fine, but please be aware when you rate and tag!

No word limit for fics or drabbles

Posting begins on April 5, 2021, and will go on until April 11, 2021 (although you can post to the collection until April 30).

Tag us in your fics to make sure we see them so we can reblog them to this page! We’re @darcylandcrackchallenge, FYI.  You can also tag our tumblrs as well, @dresupi or @thestanceyg​

But, it IS a crack challenge.  So keep it silly, y’all!  The point is to be lighthearted and as CRACKY as possible. (From Fanlore:  “…crack can describe fanworks with a fundamentally ludicrous premise, or otherwise including a plethora of unbelievable, incredible, or just plain silly elements…”)  

HAVE FUN!  I mean, it’s supposed to be fun, bb. <3

Stancey and I have created a list of prompts that we thought would live up to the lists from the past years. In fact, there are three legacy prompts from previous years included on this list!  With it being the fifth annual crack challenge, we figured it was necessary, right? Also, these were some of the most fun prompts from previous years, so go nuts!

The detailed prompt list is under the cut:

Sucked into a book - Oh no! Darcy’s been sucked into an alternate universe inside a book! You pick which book and you pick what happens. Just remember, it’s gotta be cracky!

A literally sticky situation - Nothing figurative about this one. Something’s sticky and it’s a SITUATION.

‘Anything-except-sex’ pollen - What’s written on the tin. Anything except sex pollen. It’s pollen that makes Darcy crave corndogs while singing The Sound of Music.  Or maybe she got a whiff of a strange flower and now she only speaks in Dr. Seuss quotes.  WHO KNOWS?? Only you!  (And us after we read, of course)

Animal Hijinks - That pesky *insert animal here*. Any animal. Any.

Must include Mac and Cheese - You heard it here first. Mac and Cheese. It’s needed for this prompt.

Cosplay no one can guess - Darcy really thought she put together a very clever outfit. Too bad no one knows who she’s supposed to be. 

Anti-gravity - It’s your choice how it happens, but there is zero gravity and nothing makes sense now!