#mobile sucks

[ask-caelia-and-casino]

so, Caelia do you know what the Calix Animi is?

[simpscripts]

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[bharv]

Gonna do the rest of the writers asks tomorrow I love this game honestly

[banded-co]

If we made a discord server + a minecraft server for systems and supporting singlets would anyone be interested? Like this if so!

[steven-universe-rp-bunker]

Innocent Blue Eyes

The Crustal Gems never knew there was a mutation that could make humans have Blue eyes regardless of their parentage...

So he stared with his blue innocent eyes not understanding the silence.

Greg was confused but held on Steven anyway and the others couldn't say a word... at least not until they looked at Pearl.

"This... this can't be... Greg how?"

"Humans can sometimes just end up with blue eyes. Its a mutation." Greg shrugged. "I just don't know how he has those Diamond pupils. That one is new to me. Probably got it from Rose now that I'm thinking of it."

The others looked at Pearl and her reaction and Garnet spoke up.

"Pearl... what do you know?"

"I... she..." how can she keep that secret when it was now so blatantly in their faces?

[butta-bb]

I WANT TO SUPER BOOP BACK

[eodasks]

Hullo, mod here

So I decided to do some theming for the blog, the biggest changes look like this, sorry mobile users, themes are PC only, don't blame me lol

Though obviously there are some mobile changes too, farewell Zoraxis Red, hello Some Random Shade Of Grey

So enjoy the new look!

[fedorahead]

tumblr's

web

interface

is way cooler

than the stupid

mobile

version

[magnolia-cow]

TUMBLR MOBILE SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUPPORT BADGE YOU DONT NEED TO SEND IT EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUTES

[greenadinesworld]

mobile users are absolutely sleeping on the desktop tumblr

[pandywrappers]

No, Tumblr. I do not own a teacup pig. Stop showing me ads for exotic pet food.

[tr1ppykay]

something i rarely see addressed on here in discussions of transmasculine bathroom issues is the difference between men's and women's rooms, and the way it excludes transmascs with vulvas.

I am a trans man pre-surgery of any kind. ideally i would like meta with UL, but for euphoria reasons primarily- STPs are expensive and a hassle, so i have no issue sitting to pee. i am 11 months on T and do not pass. using the women's room bothers me, but i live in the southern US so it's safer. i have no issue dealing with it to quickly piss and leave. what i do have an issue with, is when someplace claims to be trans inclusive, but in practice, is not.

i had a pretty awful night. my boyfriend and i had been planning to try out a local goth nightclub for weeks, and we finally got the chance to go. when walking in, there was a sign on the door that said "no racism, no homophobia, no transphobia..." etc. i was excited, thinking that i may actually be able to use the men's restroom for once! a few drinks in and the urge hit- i was feeling anxious, so i asked a staff member if it would be safe for me to use the men's room. "yes of course, we are very inclusive, there are plenty of trans people here." in i went and....

5 urinals, and one single stall- which was out of order.

i turned around and used the women's room. i had no choice. of course, there were 6 stalls in there.

this is not the first time i have experienced issues with men's rooms having a single stall- at a gay strip club, i ran into a similar problem, where the single stall in the men's room was not out of order, but instead, had a line of 20+ people. i, and a few other guys, opted to use the women's room instead of waiting (clearly this design flaw hurts cisgender men as well!)

men's rooms being built only with people with penises in mind, and often all but excluding anyone who needs a stall, is an issue that needs to be addressed far more often.

edit: ive seen a few people in the notes adding their own experiences outside of transmasculinity, saying that they don't want to derail- i want to make clear that nobody is derailing. this issue absolutely intersects with transmisogyny, ableism, and general androphobia (which i define as the way patriarchal expectations hurt all men, not any group systemically oppressing men.) keep adding on your own experiences. this issue affects everyone who has ever needed to use the men's bathroom.

[roly-poly-ass]

people just somehow forget there's humans with boundaries, and equate being sexual in any way to "being open for anything" because being sexual is already overstepping a taboo of the puritan shite of a society they grew up in, so they dont even fucking look for boundaries anymore

ugh. people. being sexual is normal, please treat us like humans.

hey everypony we do remember that hornybloggers are regular human people deserving of respect and that you really should at least introduce yourself before asking for nudes... right?

[zephyrchama]

What are the chances the Obey Me demons natively speak human languages? Like, they can probably speak whatever human tongue they want to with a bit of hard work (studying?) and magic, but is there a demon language?

If MC keeps hearing all kinds of gutteral snarls and shrieks from the denizens of the Devildom (their classmates, shopkeepers, random folks on the street), they're clearly going to start noticing patterns. Naturally noticing that demons tend to make the same deep vocalization when they're excited, or chatter their teeth in a specific way when they're thinking hard, or make a high-pitched howl when something is especially funny. Certain syllables are always brought up in conversation with certain objects. Through this, MC can slowly pick up bits and pieces of the demonic language.

~~~

You might be out with Lucifer and Mammon one day shopping when you unfortunately drop something and decide to growl the same phrase you've heard other demons make hundreds of times. Lucifer and Mammon both freeze. They look at you, then to each other as if to say, "Did you hear that?" Then their focus goes back to you.

If they hadn't been so synchronized, Lucifer would've suspected Mammon and tied him up for polluting the exchange student's vocabulary with demon swears. Luckily, they both ask, "Who taught you that?" at the same time.

Lucifer looks concerned, he doesnt know how to react. He didn't even know humans were capable of mimicking those sounds. He crosses his arms, conflicted. Your accent could use some work, but the word itself was perfectly understandable. He's very proud, but also mad and would surely find something to lecture you over later.

Mammon looks thrilled, like he hit the jackpot. The situation is hilarious. He tries to tone it down so as not to draw Lucifer's ire, but he's grinning and brimming with curiosity. That's his human! What else did you know how to say? Does this mean he doesn't have to watch his language around you anymore?

[volatilemask]

P RANK QUOTA REACHED

[aru-art]

two-headed calf by laura gilpin