#mobile sucks

[ask-caelia-and-casino]

so, Caelia do you know what the Calix Animi is?

[butta-bb]

I WANT TO SUPER BOOP BACK

[eodasks]

Hullo, mod here

So I decided to do some theming for the blog, the biggest changes look like this, sorry mobile users, themes are PC only, don't blame me lol

Though obviously there are some mobile changes too, farewell Zoraxis Red, hello Some Random Shade Of Grey

So enjoy the new look!

[greenadinesworld]

mobile users are absolutely sleeping on the desktop tumblr

[pandywrappers]

No, Tumblr. I do not own a teacup pig. Stop showing me ads for exotic pet food.

[tr1ppykay]

something i rarely see addressed on here in discussions of transmasculine bathroom issues is the difference between men's and women's rooms, and the way it excludes transmascs with vulvas.

I am a trans man pre-surgery of any kind. ideally i would like meta with UL, but for euphoria reasons primarily- STPs are expensive and a hassle, so i have no issue sitting to pee. i am 11 months on T and do not pass. using the women's room bothers me, but i live in the southern US so it's safer. i have no issue dealing with it to quickly piss and leave. what i do have an issue with, is when someplace claims to be trans inclusive, but in practice, is not.

i had a pretty awful night. my boyfriend and i had been planning to try out a local goth nightclub for weeks, and we finally got the chance to go. when walking in, there was a sign on the door that said "no racism, no homophobia, no transphobia..." etc. i was excited, thinking that i may actually be able to use the men's restroom for once! a few drinks in and the urge hit- i was feeling anxious, so i asked a staff member if it would be safe for me to use the men's room. "yes of course, we are very inclusive, there are plenty of trans people here." in i went and....

5 urinals, and one single stall- which was out of order.

i turned around and used the women's room. i had no choice. of course, there were 6 stalls in there.

this is not the first time i have experienced issues with men's rooms having a single stall- at a gay strip club, i ran into a similar problem, where the single stall in the men's room was not out of order, but instead, had a line of 20+ people. i, and a few other guys, opted to use the women's room instead of waiting (clearly this design flaw hurts cisgender men as well!)

men's rooms being built only with people with penises in mind, and often all but excluding anyone who needs a stall, is an issue that needs to be addressed far more often.

edit: ive seen a few people in the notes adding their own experiences outside of transmasculinity, saying that they don't want to derail- i want to make clear that nobody is derailing. this issue absolutely intersects with transmisogyny, ableism, racism, etc. keep adding on your own experiences. this issue affects everyone who has ever needed to use the men's bathroom.

[roly-poly-ass]

people just somehow forget there's humans with boundaries, and equate being sexual in any way to "being open for anything" because being sexual is already overstepping a taboo of the puritan shite of a society they grew up in, so they dont even fucking look for boundaries anymore

ugh. people. being sexual is normal, please treat us like humans.

hey everypony we do remember that hornybloggers are regular human people deserving of respect and that you really should at least introduce yourself before asking for nudes... right?

[dizzybizz]

my brain latched onto ratio in the span a day or two and i am. struggling with that. have a hsr magma dump about it.

these are in reverse chronological order so that it looks like i get more normal as the post goes on (it doesnt)

[volatilemask]

P RANK QUOTA REACHED

[rebouks]

if you're thinking of creating a story or do already i'm on my knees asking you to use prev/next links 🙏😭

one of the only times i get chance to dig into stories and read from the beginning is when it's quiet at work, i'm on dinner, or i'm bored stuck somewhere that isn't home so that means mobile misery.. it's rlly hard to follow smth from the start on mobile idk why they make it so shit, most navigation posts take u out of the app onto a browser?! n it's like DO U WANT THE APP? THE APP IS BETTER!! U CAN'T SCROLL ANYMORE WITHOUT THE APP?!! sir i was already in it like pls.. and if it's a long story it takes foreverrrr to scroll to the start via tag then I WILL at some point zone out and click on the homepage or some shit n be like FUUUUUU!! plus if smth has prev/next links I can reblog or save as draft like a book mark and come back to it later! it's just so user friendly to do em idk.. pretty pls 😭

[eliseliedl]

Infinity Nikki (2024)

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Continuation of my other post here, the autobots have come close to figuring out that Optimus is the sire but Optimus is way too moral to spark up an subordinate so they don’t look into it more

Skywarp stole the evidence, Ratchet doesn’t notice cause he and Optimus are too busy with the baby for any fun private parties

[aru-art]

two-headed calf by laura gilpin

[amelia-yap]

through the heart!

[whatdoessunshinetastelike]

"alright turds. don't lie to me"

"now just tell me. which one of you voted for trump?"

...

"well i didn't"

"you think i'm allowed to vote?"

"i wrote in wendy"

"mphphmph mph"

...

[deerspherestudios]

🔍 QNA MASTERLIST (PT.1) 🔎

This masterlist covers Mychael's abilities, romantic/yandere traits and his opinion on kids.

📍 For part 2, it's [HERE] for anatomy. 📍 For part 3, it's [HERE] for reactions to different MCS. 📍 For part 4, it's [HERE] for general lore and MR!Mychael.

What are Mychael's abilities❔

Everyone's familiar with his hypnosis from the game, but here's tidbits about what he can and can't do.

He can purr.

He can hunt.

He's knowledgeable about DIY and crafting.

He can read.

He has his own language. + In-game snippets of it explained.

He can swim.

He knows about the mushrooms. Yeah, those mushrooms.

He can't dance.

He's self-taught with most of his skills.

He's likely to use hypnosis the moment he senses hostility.

He can still use his hypnosis without direct eye contact.

His power only affects chosen targets.

His ability is boosted by eyes locking, however a blind person can still be influenced.

He doesn't know sign language.

He can't kill someone with his hypnosis, but he can warp perception/senses very effectively.

His powers also work on animals.

He's clueless about technology.

He's baked cookies before (choc chip is his favorite).

He's pretty flexible.

He's clueless about human psychology and neurodivergency.

He's clueless about human reproduction + biology in general.

He's not academically smart.

He can't navigate by stars and boats. He's familiar with his forest, however.

He has fast reflexes and high stamina.

He can last in a fistfight, not from skill but perseverance.

He can't sing professionally but hums and sings softly.

He's sensitive to his surroundings.

What happens to creatures under his influence when he dies?

His influence can't 'spread', he has to target deliberately.

What if he DOESN'T have his hypnosis?

Mychael's romantic/yandere traits...❔

His love language is gifting others and receiving words of affirmation.

Does he get jealous?

Does he get clingy? + dev rambles under cut.

Does he have a gender preference?

Does he get violent?

What's his 'ideal' type?

What would he like to see MC wearing?

Did he mean to send us home in Day 2?

He would have gifted you a forget-me-not flower crown in Day 2.

He only uses 'firefly' on MC.

He'd be happy just to be around you (for now).

He was always intended to be playful, just shy in Day 1.

He refrains from violence, but he might use physical force.

What would be the best gift for him?

He doesn't lust after MC (he's asexual).

He will get worse (as of Day 2 release).

He prefers being called by his full name and loves platonic/romantic terms of endearment.

As of Day 2, he's still clueless about romance.

He can't/doesn't flirt. If it sounds like he is, it's on accident.

He'd adapt his love language to what you like.

His way of comforting + ways he is comforted.

He'd be happy to identify as asexual.

How does Mychael feel about kids❔

It's already been stated in-game he's not much for family, but here are asks involving kids/family.

Does he want kids?

If Mychael found a child instead of MC?

Is it okay to draw him as a parent?

Can Mychael have kids? Would he adopt?

Familial adoption (as a brother)?

How good is he with kids?

Lastly, can I eat Mychael❔

NO.