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so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess
#ramble#ughhhhhhhhhhhh ok so#i will delete this later bc idk if this person has tumblr and i genuinely mean no ill will i just need an outside opinion#i vented about it on my close friends story already but i need like. a neutral party#i won't say their name but if you're on other socials you probably know who it is#basically for a while i've been getting messages saying 'this person has hacked your art style' or 'is REDACTED your alt account'#and in the beginning there were like. similarities? but nothing i could really claim and also i don't want to accuse someone of theft#like i don't own any stylistic choices or anything. i've used things from other artists i like. honestly it's kind of flattering#and we are actually really friendly in DMs now and we even joke about it. we message eachother any time we get a comment about it#i made a joke literally 2 weeks ago about how we're two different people i swear#but after adding some Very specific things to my art (like the paper texture/hatching/shiny lighting). they also added them#and i gave them the benefit of the doubt bc i don't like to believe anyone has bad intent with stuff like that. and i've done the same obvs#but recently they dropped some tav lore and it was. basically a panel for panel copy of one of my cyra comics down to the HAND PLACEMENT#and obviously i don't own the Bitch Mother trope or anything but it's just. mmmmm it makes me feel weird#idk it just feels like it's gone a bit far now and i'm not sure what to do about it#like you would think after we became moots they would get scared and stop but i think i was too openly trusting and they just kept going#recently someone on THEIR PATREON thought they were me and they weren't even one of mine (which by itself is funny but. y'know)#i don't want to call anyone out or upset anyone bc it only causes more problems but like. i Know. and idk if they should know that i know#maybe i'm just stupid idk i really trusted that it wasn't happening but it is and i don't know how to feel#hONESTLY I'M JUST MAD THAT I CAN'T DO ANY MORE CYRA LORE NOW BC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ACCUSE **ME**#also PLEASE do not witch hunt this person i want to deal with this as quietly as possible#i really felt like i was in the twilight zone or just being paranoid so i had to ask
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König and his past
I've done too much research...
He's still a handsome young man, but now he holds a rifle and skiis.
WARNING: just some canon mentions of violence, I don't think it's bad, nothing else, yeah I'm being tame
"Ich will ein Jagdkommandos werden." This boy, now a young man, 21, four years of service behind him, never stopped to scare the living hell out of you.
"I'm sorry, you want to become a Jagdkommandos? Young man, you're aware you're 21?" You ask him, turning your head around to look at him.
Still same after all these years, worrying and fussing over him. He smiles, scratching his cheek as he leans against the kitchen counter, eyes follow you as you wash the dishes.
"Mhm." He muses, arms crossed over his chest.
As much as you haven't changed much, he did. Physically, mostly. The boy that was about half a head taller then you, towers over most furniture in your house. The upper cabinet you never organise because it's a little too far up? He can easily reach and grab the muffin tray you thought you once lost.
Mentally? Did he change? Sure. He became confident. That's about it. The anxiety is sometimes still palpable, mostly when he doesn't take his meds, which he clearly doesn't.
"I mean, I became a Gebirgsjäger pretty quick. Two years in the Alps is soothing my nerves, sure, but I want something more." He adds, now placing both his hand on the counter behind him, tapping his finger repeatedly on the wood.
"You can't keep still." You conclude, reminding him that this was the exact reason why he couldn't become a sniper. Because he couldn't keep still.
"It's not the same."
"Sure."
"Liebes, I can qualify. And if not, I can reapply again. And if they don't accept me I will just stay in the freezing cold, skiing all day." That's far from what he does everyday, but he'd rather tell you that's the main activity.
He couldn't imagine how you'd react if he told you he climbs 15-20 km every day, carrying around 30 if not 40 kg of equipment, shooting birds when he's bored—Sure, shooting birds in your free time is not up to the code, but he's still salty about not being accepted as a sniper. If he can shoot a bird from half a km away, in the freezing temperature, he should be allowed to shoot people—, and drinking tea from melted snow.
"You don't skii around all day in summer."
"I climb."
Sigh.
"Why Jagdkommandos? I'm already terrified you won't come back home, and I'll only get an ice cube of a man at my door."
"You were terrified I'd die in bootcamp."
"You could have!"
"The computer isn't doing you any good, just reading about how soldiers die in the most tragic ways isn't healthy. It's giving you anxiety. You think any phone call will be to notify you that I'm dead in a ditch."
Guilty as charged. In some down time you do scroll through the web, reading all about military and how many die, or the stories of dead soldiers being shared by devastated family members. Whenever he's back you fuss over how many soldiers across the world die, only for him to tell you that he didn't.
"But what if you will be dead in a ditch?"
"Then my ghost will come back and haunt you." He laughs, walking up behind you and placing his head on yours, glancing down at the dishes.
It's a comfortable moment, a soft beat of silence and some bodily warmth.
"What do the Jadgkommandos do?"
A smile perks up at the edge of his lip, and he wraps his arms around your waist. Of course you give in.
"Kill."
Your brow furrows and you lightly elbow him to his side, drawing out a hearty chuckle from him.
"What? They do." Another jab.
"Fine, fine. Other then rigorous training? They are like the elite of elites. Badass. But I can't tell you a lot. I'd have to kill you if I did."
It's not uncommon for him to talk boldly, never keeping his tongue to himself around you.
Sometimes even literally.
From time to time he'd come up to you, wrap his awfully huge arms around you, and then just lick your cheek before walking off, no words said at all. And you sit with a confused expression on what the fuck that was supposed to mean.
"How long are you staying?" You finally ask him, and he hums in thought. "Week. Then I'm going back to the mountains."
You nod lightly.
...
Something is off.
"What? You want me to leave early?" He asks, a light smile tugging at his lips.
"No- no. That's not it. It's just—" and that smile of his drops. "—I'll have a guy over. I don't want him to get the wrong idea."
"A guy?" The questions comes out slowly, his brows furrowing, as if he wanted you to repeat yourself. "Wrong idea?" Surely he misheard.
"Is something broken? I can repair it." He quickly chimes in, figuring "a guy" is just someone that wants to help a lady in distress.
"No.. no. Nothing is broken."
"Then why is a guy coming over? And why would I need to leave?"
There's no reason to. No, no.
"I... wanted to spend time with a friend. He works at the butcher, and—"
"You want to have Konrad over?" Well if that's not a damn betrayal, he doesn't know what is.
"...How do you know him?" You ask softly, placing the dishes away before taking off the gloves and looking up at him. His arms let go of your waist, and you think you can finally have some space, but he just grabs your ribcage and turns you to face him.
"Warum zur verfickter Scheiße willst du Konrad hier haben? In this house."
"I—"
"You know that he had his dick in half the women in the whole city? Him? That fucking guy?"
Your words stay stuck in your throat, not uttering a word. Not because of what he said, but because of his disapproving gaze, the deep eyes boring into your own. The shimmer dimming.
His hands hold tightly onto your ribcage, and you know he could break in a rib if he pressed a little harder.
Maybe something more then just his appearance changed.
"No." He shakes his head, letting go of you.
"Absolutely not," he repeats, turning on the balls of his feet to lean against the counter.
"Mh-hm." He shakes his head.
His foot taps, and he walks out of the kitchen, putting on his boots and grabbing a jacket before leaving without another word.
"█████! Wait!" You call out to him, quickly biting your tongue at the use of his name.
He came back in the evening. Footsteps heavy. He took of his boots, placed them neatly next to yours and walked to the bathroom, washing his hands.
You tip toe down the stairs to peek around the corner. "Kleiner..." That Nickname never changed over the years.
"Are... are you fine? Is he fine?" You question, walking into the bathroom to glance over his side.
He gruffs out a noise, before drying up his hands on the white towel, turning to glance at you.
"Alles ist okay." He then adds, ushering you out of the bathroom with a hand on your lower back.
Away from the bloodied sink and stained towel.
"It's late." He adds, ushering you to your bedroom, before lightly pushing you into bed.
Or well, what he perceived as lightly.
His trousers and shirt were both quickly discarded and he climbed into your bed with you, hands gripping onto your waist, only to pull the shirt up a little and wrap his arms around your bare skin, not saying a singular word more.
"Can you stop pulling my shirt up?" You just question, looking down at how his hands are perusing to tug to get it off fully. Seems like a little skin of your waist wasn't enough.
"I need to feel your skin." He murmurs, trying to tug it off. "Mama let me do it whenever I felt down."
You're not his mother.
"Fine."
"Hm...," he smiled and buried his face in the bare skin of your chest, pajama top discarded on the ground.
Exactly one whole person asked me to write part three, and I can't ever deny my precious content consumers a little food. @demothers-empty-blog yes I did it for you 😘
#Oh oh?#It's starting now#Idk how to feel about this#It's legal#Sure#I mean...#Whatever#konig#könig call of duty#könig cod#könig x reader#könig mw2#könig x you#konig cod#konig mw2#konig x reader#i'm trying#He's possessive too#mmmmm#I'm scared#I don't know what's going on in my mind
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hm would sae entertain my twitch streamer dreams..
#mmmmm would he.... watch them in secret................#though i am still thinking abt us being roomies lmao#i just don't think he'd be all that interested in watching anything like that#at first at least.............#anyway i did have a silly thought abt him catching me talking abt himasghdgaghdsghdhga#WELL NOT ON PURPOSEEE#perhaps the Chat asks something i would still try to steer away from the convo they don't need to know about . him#whatever whatever it's stupid#misae
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We are all afraid of something...
I wonder what Prince Gumball's biggest fear would be?
There's an episode (Five short tables I think) where it shows that he's afraid of dying alone/his own mortality to some extent. I imagine that because he's long-lived and most likely has watched many people die before him, he's scared that there won't be anyone else by *his* side when it's his turn. There's no way of knowing when or how, he wouldn't be ready for it, so that's probably double scarier for him. He's an anxious fella
#tag rambling MMMMM MY FAVORITE#this made me think if Gumball is actually just long-lived or if he'd become something like the Mother Gum after enough centuries have passed#triple scary then because other than Neddy(Nelly?) he's the only gum humanoid in Ooo that we're aware of#so what if the deal with the Mother Gum is like... She releases this tiny gum things (or they're released by themselves) into the wild#and good luck baby you better survive if you want our species to continue existing 😄#He and Nelly survived but what if he dies before reaching a Mother Gum-state. and alone on top of that bc that must be a scary process#And if he dies then that means Nelly is alone. and probably would go through that alone too#I think he's also scared of not having anyone to take care of everything he left behind if he dies#and to reassure his people and loved ones that everything will be fine despite his absence#now I'm thinking about the way i portray him because I make it sound like he's “unworried” about his own life & wellbeing#he gets stabbed and he's just like “it's okay don't worry about it” BUT what if he does worry and like..#he knows it won't kill him so he doesn't panic but he might panic if he realizes that he got stabbed a little too close to a vital spot#but at the same time he won't if there's someone else with him because if he panics they'll panic and everyone panics#and he needs to be the bigger person at all times and and#does this make sense or am i just yapping#anyway I love you Gumball i just threw my English out the window to talk about your issues with death 🫶#fionna and cake#prince gumball
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Most underrated type of tf, GO!!
Oh my GOD- okay first off to be clear: everyone has one of these. Everyone has an opinion on what kind of TF is underrated, what kind they want to see more of and what they think deserves more love, and they're all right. TF is a wide as hell interest, and like god damn we're insatiable, but that's alright because it really IS good. (so long as it isn't hurting people but that's a given.)
That said.
Fucking. OC TF. I want to TF into your OCs. I WANT TO TF INTO SO MANY OF YOUR OCS SO BAD THEY'RE SO COOL OR HOT OR CUTE OR GENDER OR WELL CRAFTED OR ALL OF THE ABOVE AND EVERYTHING, and holy GOD I wish people made more TF content for their extremely extremely TFable OCs. Fursonas or sonas in general, dnd characters, original content characters, in-universe self inserts or other OCs made for canon material, the list goes on and on and on and ON. OC TF IS SO, SO UNDERRATED.
(I suffer from what I like to call 'chronic fast TF mood metabolism' and it's terminal. It's forever. I'm in this for the long haul. I see a hot character or a fat OC or a fuzzy AU of a character or a goddamn cool half-finished sketch of a design for something (usually ANYTHING) and I pick that TF mood up so fucking fast. I'm so FUCKED, you have to understand. Please, please make TF content of your extremely TFable OCs I am STARVING.)
OC TF is the Best TF, and you can quote me on this because I am RIGHT!
#this is tf#intentional tf#asks#THANK YOU for the question and the opportunity to absolutely go off about an issue i have been drooling over for YEARS.#OC TF is the Best TF and you can quote me on this because I am Right#(making that a tag to keep for the future jic)#I will admit. there are a few exceptions to this that I do not really want to disclose publicly#and i will not respond to asks or questions related to them if asked#(if you know you know and if you guess you guess)#but i digress- i am still just looking at SO many OCs SO respectfully and like. mmmmm i want to TF so bad but how do i say to the ownerrrrr#more often than not the answer is 'don't ask actually you know how TF is'#but like god. god damn are so many OCs i see and keep seeing so. SO GOOD#oh by the way just as a side note i do keep saying hot even though i'm ace and don't like. Fully mean 'hot' in the traditional sense.#just as a force of habit really#whenever i say hot it's honestly like a synonym for 'TFable' or 'I want to TF into them so bad' really#like you get it right? it's like that that's what i mean when i say that
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im about to eat so many olives and no one can stop me
#mmmmm olives#remember when I reblogged that post about tumblr being my public personal diary...#art talkz#actyally after I eat the olives im going to draw some gay people#don't ask which ones cos you KNOW which ones
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I need to be a pilot in a mech hunting Kaiju
I need to be a pilot in a mech hunting Kaiju
I need to be a pilot in a mech hunting Kaiju
I n-
#mmmmmmmmmmmmmm so I've been on comp con lately#I've been looking at the mechs#mmmmm I've been. wanting to play the Atlas frame for soooo long#and Dustgrave added a thing to ad a superheavy mount to your mech if it has less than 3 weapon mounts#and it would just be. just be so funnnnn#and. mmmmmmm#I think it would be so cool. to be playing as an nhp. make my mechs nonhuman shapes. play a. Theropod shaped Atlas#mmmmmm. maybe some kind of. mmmm mammoth or perhaps mastodon chomolungma?#SAGARMATHA SORRY#mmmmm then. I'm going for three levels of Blackbeard#for the spiderman ability and Sehkmet#after that I think I'm going. three levels of lich? and making my other alt main a Cyclone Pulse Rifle lich. which will become available#to me about ll7. I think for the immortality symbolism. my lich has to be a serpent.#also lich gives Haste at the same ll you get the lich which is super fun#anyways. I need to play lancer#sadly I don't know anyone else who plays#I could join. the discord#but. big and scawy#mmm Yeah I'll tag#lancer rpg#just in case someone sees my whimsy and wants to invite me lol
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the information junkie in me is really itching to do things like miniature literature reviews. I want to compile data bro it would be so fun
#this could certainly happen. catch me deep diving about crawdads and just posting a six page lit review for the hell of it#belatedly I don't know the max word count for a tumblr post but mmmmm#see the post about checking the manuscripts#and the sparrow sings
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my mom told me i almost got diagnosed with autism as a kid (she says i wasn't officially diagnosed because the diagnosis wouldn't have been useful so i guess my symptoms were so on the fence that they didn't push for it) which. like i'm 100% sure i have autism but holy mackerel. she couldn't have told me this as a kid???? it's a good thing i'm both logical and oblivious so i didn't spend too much time thinking "something is wrong with me. what the fuck is wrong with me" but like. what the fuck?
#god i fucking hate tagging shit on this fuckass app#fuck me. i love having to rewrite sentences because i accidentally typed a parentheses and this shitfuck app went “ooooooh done with tag???#done with tag?????????#i need to buy a fucking rubber puck to bite on because i've been doing it to my arm so often that there's been a yellow bruise for like the#last two weeks straight#anyways depression (i still haven't gone to therapy but come on. 5 years on and off with long and harsh episodes of thinking about how my#life is over and how my future is fucked and maybe none of this is worth it isn't exactly normsl)#autism and possibly anxiety (not actually sure if i inherited that from my mother or if the anxiety i feel is because of the other things)#have been kicking my ass this year so far#it was bad the last few years. it was pretty goddamn bad last semester. and now it's mmmmm. a lot worse! fuck.#joy and whimsy gets me far but i really need to deal with this before anything worse happens again. was having a shitfuck time for#so long that i forgot about my problems with anxiety which is really putting a wrench in the whole “go do very new and very scary thing by#yourself“ plan#god. hard to catch a break between freaking out over grades or getting a job or not being able to drive as a ~20yo or#my rights or how lonely i am or my family who doesn't care about my rights or whatever the fuck else#pensive emoji. if i didn't have my three mates from high school who knows how much shittier i'd feel#or my love for insects. literally only have that shit from being somewhere in the right place at the right time#(kitvoren discord server while nightmaremantis was in there)#that shit has pulled me out of a funk more times than i can count (worked better when i was younger and had less stress but i digress)#also spratz. love it! having fun! but i was so much faster with admin work when it started because i used it as a distraction from#my problems. but now my problems are kicking my ass and i just don't have the juice to do shit more often than every couple weeks (#(also i forget)#and i feel kinda bad about it man. i try to have little events going and raffles and stuff but i feel like there's still the expectation#that things will be that fast again when that's pretty unlikely#but who knows with that. gonna have to wait until the summer to figure out my routine with that#ummmmmm. anyways. rant over. if you read this far i love you. and go drink some water
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If anyone wants to ask stuff about Vesska and their "everything goes well" AU, feel free to give an input to the rambles that WILL appear sooner or later 👁👁
#probably gonna ramble about things tied to canon NPCs that go off canon. Eir and Zojja likely. or the dragon siblings. mmmmm#I don't know how I will survive the call in less than 1 hour from now and I WILL ramble about OCs regardless to recoup braincells#Skye says stuff
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Imagine Gojo setting a condition to his Clan for him to give them an heir. "It's HER or no one." The elders aren't happy that he chose a non-sorcerer, but they reluctantly agree... that is, if Gojo manages to convince you.
“Come here-...I’m far from done, kitten.”
God, Gojo still makes you nervous, with his mouth buried between your legs for longer than you can even imagine. Why are you still so nervous? Is it the proximity? Is it the way he leans in to make eye contact while he licks you? Is it those blue piercing eyes? Or that immensely amused smirk that twists his lips just enough so he can keep eating you out?
"Mmmmm... stop moving so much, (Y/N). We are making a mess of my desk..." he purrs, all too pleased to watch your eyes roll to the back of your skull. "That’s my good girl..." the man between your legs, praises, "my future bride to be...-"
"T-...that's still u-...under discussion, S-Satoru." Your quivering protests are sweet chords of music for him, "I already t-.... told you that I d-don't want to be part of the jujutsu world.... nor b-belong to a-.... any clan."
"Not any clan, pretty. MY clan."
You hear him slurp greedily at your folds and feel a warm trick of saliva run down your ass, and when your mouth is about to throw another protest-... Satoru Gojo makes a vacuum on your quivering clit with that annoying mouth of his. Your thighs tense and the muscles of your stomach follow, a quake that rakes your entire form, making you a pathetic mock of a human.
Both your hands fly to cover your mouth and Satoru chuckles deep, amused rumble that cracks the rest of your self-control. Your cheeks grow in the most adorable shade of pink, and your breathing hastens.
"So CUTE~"
Satoru whimpers, dumb founded, his broad chest puffing with so much fervor, so much blinding endearment that he feels like about to explode. He can see the doubt in your beautifully contorted features, and he dips his tongue inside you, fucking you with that fat tongue to try to make you agree to his terms, to be HIS.
Dammit! You feel… amaaaaaazing. Why? It’s like a flip inside you only he can switch at will—... even so, he’s dangerous, you remember. He’s a special grade sorcerer, you remember. He’s a mystery, he’s unpredictable—he’s invincible, unreadable, impenetrable and lethal with a playful smile, and you really know absolutely nothing about him.
Yet, he insists that you belong together. He insists on putting his child inside you, he insists that he will take care of you and his life will be yours. He insists that you belong in his world and if you're not there, he won't be there either. He insists on fucking you stupid every chance he gets, bending you over surfaces, of course! Always putting his coat or his shirt or any piece of his clothing, just so your skin never comes into contact with any unworthy surface. He insists, he insists and insists and insists...
“Fuck���” he growls, grabbing your hips, “—why are you... h-how do you manage to always have me wrapped around your little finger—?”
“I want you, Satoru-u... but I can't-”
He stops you with a soft but firm, squeeze to your waist.
“Not like this,” he pants, tipping his head to slowly lick a strip down your sweet cunt, a farewell caress, the whisper of a kiss to his last effort before lunch time is over and he can try again, later. “Let me pretend just for a little longer that you said yes—"
Your gaze drops to his trembling thighs and the warmth that settles in the pit of your tummy is intensified by the clear drop of precum shining at the tip of his gloriously thick and long cock, now achingly swollen and a mouthwatering shade darker in color than the rest of him.
“I'm yours, Satoru-” you offer in a quiet whisper and can feel him shake his head. “You aren't.... but I’ll make you change your mind. You, just watch me, kitten."
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➡️ FULL NSFW ART of this story
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another evening another instance of me helping other people instead of doing stuff i have to do for tomorrow hhhh
#i have an exam and a test#but my roommate broke down crying became she can't do anything for her test that she has tomorrow#reasonable me wanted to say that she literally spent this week watching movies and tiktoks ans lying in bed so that's why#but the part of me who thinks of her as my best friend despite everything got up and sat with her to revise that shit#didn't get a thank you. didn't do anything for my exam. but at least i have a clear conscience i guess#because* not became goddammit autocorrect#anyway i can already feel the anxiety attack i am going to go through tomorrow during the exam mmmmm#that always happens when i can't do something on a test#gotta love university#she was crying because 1. her test tomorrow and 2. she didn't start any of the 3 projects that are due this week#and now im. battling with thoughts what to do about that#do i send her my finished projects for her to just change numbers and submit it#do i sit down with her and do it#or do i do nothing#sigh problems on top of problems#I don't want to be that person now who says that IVE BEEN SAYING that she needs to do the projects earlier instead of going who knows where#because with her current state it's only gonna get worse#but mannnn#she really should've at least start these instead of chilling these last 3 months
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i love genres!! i do not know what they are but they're cool !!
#just me hi#love reading in genres hello genres !!#i have never in my life figured out where my own stories go in there so i'm Struggling once again hfbhsv#trying to set up a thing for pi.e but i have already been stopped short so heeeere i aaam hfhs#//also oh my LORD i am TIRED. Why#thought i went to bed at a semi-semi decent hour but you know i didn't check the clock? or maybe i slept for too long. mmmmm.. i dunno hfhs#//aside fro- what the heck was that#dude it just sounded like my computer got a good smack while singing. just a fricken 'GTTTKZ' out of nowhere?? hallo ?? hi ?#/uh yea well aside from that lmao-#i gotta figure out this genre thing. it has eluded me for as long as i've had this story hfhsh#i keep being told sci-fi but i really don't think that's it ? i don't know about fantasy either.....#hmmmmm...#/i have put my question to the firefox and it's fantasy i'm sure :3 !!#okay now i have to write a summary :(#ghfh.. grghf.. wah hfshv#this is always the hardest part and it's so silly dude hghfsvh#i have been sitting here for like 6 minutes now. helloooo [<- to myself]#okay whatever that'll do lmaoo#why be clear? vagueness is my specialty hfbshf#okay now i gotta do the whole thumbnail thing. sigh hfh#gonna get on that. so weow ciao :33
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Hey dude, I wanted to talk to you. I was changing by you in the locker room, and I couldn't help but notice, uh well, that you're trans. I swear, I wasn't trying to be a creep! But listen, I just want to let you know I support you. No matter what anybody used to think, you're obviously a dude now. But hey, if it's not too weird, I was wondering if, like, you have a dick or not? I saw you have those scars on your chest, and I was just curious. You know, it's cool if you don't. I just, I can't picture what it would be like, a dude. You know, it's all good, but hey, if it's not too much to ask, would you mind showing me? I want to be supportive and learn more about you. Hey, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. I'll go first. It's not that big, but I wouldn't call it small, either. I bet yours is awesome, dude. Just pull down your boxers for a sec. I just want a quick peek. Oh wow, you have a mini dick. It's got a head and everything. And it looks so soft. Can I touch it? I just want to feel it. Damn dude, it twitched when I put my finger on it. No, dude, don't apologize, that's totally normal. You want to see mine? Go ahead. Touch it. See? One little touch, and it's moving around like crazy and getting stiffer. Hey look, yours is getting kinda stiff. You're getting hard, too! That's cool. Yours looks wet, too! Mine gets wet a little before I cum. It tastes kinda salty and bitter. But you definitely smell different than how mine usually smells. Can I get closer? I'm just curious. I want to know the difference between your dick and mine. Mmmmm. You smell nice. Can I lick? Just one small one? Just to compare us, that's all. Ok, here we go. Holy shit bro, you taste good. So much better than mine, for sure. Want to try mine? It's starting to get a little wet, like yours. You can see the clear liquid on the tip. Get your mouth on there. You've gotta get the whole experience. It's only right, since you let me get my mouth all on you. Oh wow, man. Your mouth is so warm. Damn, I wouldn't mind if you keep going. Honestly, you should. You'll get a chance to taste my cum. And then after that, I want to try you again. Your dick looks even harder and wetter than before. And hey, I definitely owe you. You're sucking mine, so it's only fair that I return the favor. I'm your bro now. That's what friends are for.
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Robin knows Steve well. She basically knows what and when Steve is going to do and say. Not to say that he doesn't have free will but... well... Robin knows.
He sat on her bed, his eyes staring at the ceiling and Robin very much knew that whatever he said next was either going to be really insane or very important. Robin paid attention, not that she wouldn't have anyway.
"Do you think men are hot?"
Robin looked over at him. Apparently, Steve had chosen insanity. "No. that's what being a lesbian means, Steven."
"No, I mean, like, even though you're not like... gonna kiss them, they're just, objectively hot," Steve said, his eyes glued to the ceiling.
"No?" Robin said, lying down next to Steve. He tilted his head to lean on her shoulder a bit. "Men just... look like men. I wouldn't find them hot or cute or whatever."
"Am I not cute?" Steve looked up at her with his big eyes, bugging them out like he does when he wants something from her. "Come on Rob-bob, am I not cute?"
She shrugged slightly, laughing and dodgeing when he tried to smack her pillow into her face. "God, yeah okay, you're cute, Steve. Tell me about the guy you found hot, though."
Steve laid back down, almost entirely ignoring her attempts at eye contact. "I don't know what you're talking about."
"You wouldn't ask if you didn't find someone hot."
"Ugh," Steve said, hiding his head in his hands. "I didn't really... I mean, I guess I've always found guys hot-"
"Wait for real?" Robin asked, not judging, just interested.
"Yeah. And you know, I just thought all guys thought Tom Cruise was kind of hot and that Han Solo had really pretty hair. But then, I don't know, as I got older I realized they didn't and you know, I just didn't really want to deal with that..." Steve paused, his eyes on the ceiling as Robin rolled to curl into his side, her head on his shoulder. He brought his arm around her shoulder, bringing her closer to him.
"But then you met me?"
Steve nodded, "Yeah, basically. I guess I made my own way in the world and I stopped paying attention to what people thought of me and honestly, I just stopped paying attention to that part of myself for so long that I didn't notice it had come back until recently."
Robin nodded. That made sense. It was dumb but that made sense. "So which guy did you find hot enough recently for it to knock you back to yourself?"
Throwing his hand over his face, Steve muttered something that, despite her closeness to him, Robin had no idea what he'd said.
"What?"
"mmmmm Munson."
Robin blinked. She sat up and stared down at Steve. Blinked again.
"You know, you could absolutely have picked a worse guy but at the same time... Eddie?"
"He's kind of a loser."
"Yeah, very much so."
"It's really hot."
"You know what, Steve?"
"What?"
"You're allowed to think that..."
#steddie#steve harrington#robin buckley#fanfic#steddie fanfic#fanfic writer#steve and robin#platonic stobin#idk i needed to blegh thoughts#might write steve asking eddie out from robin's pov#idk#if anyone wants it
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Hey! Can you make a hc of the batboys with their S/O getting wasted and claiming they have a boyfriend when they are their boyfriend. Thanks
You're Drunk & Telling Them You Have a Boyfriend
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Dick: "Uh, Uh. Get your slimy hands off me, Miiissster...I know karracheee." You slurred your words as he held you up in his arms to get you to the limo, maybe drinking so much at the gala was a bad idea. You made what your drunk self believes is karate hands at him.
"Wow, Karache? Really?" He laughs as he slowly lowers you into the limo onto the long seat.
"You'll seee...you'lll seeee I promise." You slurred as you rolled over face down into the long leather seat.
"Oh no, I'm sure I will, Pumpkin."
"Who you callin' pump-e-kin? Thats- I- Onllyyyy my boyfren allowed to call me that." You said a bit aggressively; it was like a baby bunny trying to take on a lion: attack = a hundred, damage = zero. You quickly fell asleep. The booze got to you, and when you got home, he had to remove you from the seat, your face red where the leather stuck to your face. He unzipped and pulled your dress off and your shoes and let you go to bed before kissing your head.
"G'Night, Pump-E-Kin." He teased you even though you couldn't hear it. "Pump-E-Kin." He whispered to himself with a huge grin before heading to the shower.
Jason: "Ohhhhhh, slow your roll, Muchachos. I got a boyfriend." You said as you waved your finger in Jason's face when his fingers even grazed your hips.
"Oh, yeah, who's this boyfriend? Tell me about him." He so badly wanted to know what drunk you would say about him considering he's never seen you drunk before.
"He kicks names, takes asses." You giggle, not even noticing or thinking for a millisecond that you said that phrase wrong.
"He takes asses? Is that what happened to yours?" Jason was always quick with it and it was even more fun with the idea that you were drunk.
"Hey, that's not nice. I'm gonna tell my boyfriend." You huffed like a cute angry kitten.
"Oh, yes. Please do tell your boyfriend. I'd love to know this boyfriend." He was making the most out of this moment; he'd cherish this forever and tease you just as long.
"Jay-son" You sounded it out as you went to call Jason, slowly scrolling through your phone. "Jay-son" You kept scrolling.
"You got a picture of this Jason?"
"I got millions." You pulled up a picture and showed him.
"Hmmm, this guy is pretty handsome. He looks familiar? I don't know where..." He watched as you zoned out while looking at the picture.
"I just love him so much." You turned into a puddle of tears within a few seconds. "He's everything to me."
"Awww, Babygirl. It's okay." He said as he hugged you and rubbed your back as you sobbed over the man you were right next to.
Bruce: "Y/N, that's more than plenty. No more drinks for the night." He tried to get the drink from you and could if he really needed to.
"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my boyfriend." You down another shot, and before it, you're trying to dance on the bar.
"I- Im, Yes, I am." He looked so confused at your words and how you were claiming not to be his girlfriend.
"My boyfriend's Batman. You know?" You made yourself look like you had pointed little devil ears. "Like Na Na NaNa Na Ba Batman!" You giggled completely out of it before nearly slipping on the bar
Of course, Bruce caught you before you fell too far. You started laughing so hard from being so intoxicated. He carried you out of the bar while paparazzi took pictures of you. If the alcohol in your system didn't have you disoriented, then the flashes from the cameras sure did. They gave you a horrible migraine which slowly pulled you out of your drunken state and back to a sober one.
"Mmmmm...my head feels awful." You grumble as Bruce helps you inside the manor.
"I'm sure it does, you had a lot to drink. We should get you out of those heels and into bed."
"What even is the difference between and manor and a mansion." You asked as he kneeled down to take your heels off.
"Well, A manor is a large estate with a historic significance and is a primary residence. A mansion is a large house that is over 7,000 square feet." He explains as he sets your heels down in his large walk-in closet.
You look at him with a face of complete confusion. Bruce laughs and smiles as he heads back over to you, taking your dress off.
"If you're still interested in the morning I'll explain it all to you." He took his mother's pearls off your neck before laying you down. Bruce put you under the covers and tucked you in like a little kid.
"Good Night, Beautiful." He kisses your forehead and heads down to the Batcave to work on a case he's been trying to break.
Tim: "Don't touch what you can't buy, Bub!" You said as Tim politely tried to guide you away from the party with a hand on your lower back.
"What are you even talking about?" He laughed as he slowly herded you like a cat towards the kitchen on a higher level so you could sober up somewhere quiet.
"Do you think Taco Bell called themselves that because it sounds like Del Taco? Is that like who came first the chicken or the egg? Mmmm, my boyfriend would know..." You grab your phone to call your boyfriend, which makes Tim give you a look of almost humorous astonishment. He laughs as he picks up the phone.
"Yes, Baby? What can I do for you today, Sweetheart." He asked as he stared at you, trying not to laugh.
"I'm with this guy, and I asked him if Taco Bell came first or Del Taco, and he doesn't know...Do you know?"
"Taco Bell, I believe, Honey." You hang up your phone before looking back at Tim.
"My boyfriend said Taco Bell."
"Your boyfriend sounds really smart."
"Oh, he really is and he's so nice to me. He got like so so many squish mellows, and they're so soft." You start getting emotional, and he can see the tears in your eyes, and he realizes he needs to get you into bed quickly because the last thing he needs is to carry you through a lot of drunk party-goers.
Tim very slowly gets you back to your room and gets you laid down on the bed you two share. He grabs a squish mellow that he knows you love most and puts it in your arms.
"You know my boyfriend would really like you; you're so sweet and caring, just like he is. He wants to make sure everyone's safe and happy. He's like a cute lil guy and he's just so amazing."
His heart swells about five sizes, and he thinks it might burst. It's sweet how loyal you are when you're drunk but also how highly you think of him, it means the world to him. Just as he thought he couldn't love you more, Tim finds himself being sucked deeper and deeper into the hole that is his love for you.
Damian: "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah. No. I have a boyfriend and he'll kick your ass." You said as you waved your finger in his face as you swayed from side to side.
"Yes, I know I am your boyfriend." He asks with a stern and annoyed look.
"Then what did I eat for breakfast and the color of my underwear?" You slurred with a smug voice.
"Cinnamon French Toast, and they're Burgundy; I know cause I made you breakfast, and I bought them."
"They're red." You giggle, which is bothering him even more; he's annoyed mainly because he needs to get you out of here. He's worried about the company around here, so therefore, he's worried about you.
"Burgundy is a color of red, Babe. Come on, we need to go. Come on, Beloved." He tries to help you up on the floor before you turn into dead weight in his arms.
"Well, isn't that just great?" He picks you up and puts you over his shoulder to get you out of the bar. Some creep acts like he might try Damian like a dumbass, he stops them in their tracks with just a single glare and his resting bitch face.
"Ha, Ha. Pussy." You laugh at the guy as Damian gets you out of the bar and twords his car.
"Hey. Hey, don't antagonize people. Lay down." He says as he puts you down in the back of the car. "Be good." He gets in the drivers seat and starts driving to the manor, he calms as he gets you both further and further away from that sketchy bar. He glances back at you every so often as he drives.
Once he parks the car he gets out and picks you up to get you inside. Between the front door and his bedroom theres a large pool of drool on his shirt from you. He smiles and lays you down before taking your heels off. Damian heads of to shower and change before climbing into the bed with you, gently moving hair away from your face that was stuck in your chapstick.
"Get some sleep, Beloved."
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