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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “��”get better””” fuck you

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title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

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if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me

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the cookie run movie trailer

*logos, rap music playing*

white protag played by an actor who doesnt want to be here: hi im sam. im your average guy, doing average things, and i like…….baking

*insert quickly edited montage of him baking here*

yeah i know it’s embarassing!! my family thinks so

sam’s generic jerk dad whos gonna have a change of heart at the end and u know it: sam i know theres more you can do than this softy bakey stuff, why don’t you become a wrestler like meee???

sam: *groans*

sam: they just dont understand me!

*rap music stops playing and it cuts to dark*

sam: there are those who get me though, and they’re not what you’d expect…

*sam stops baking and goes to sleep, quick shots of kitchen are shown before gingerbrave rises up*

gingerbrave, voiced by adam sandler: i gotta save everyone and get outta here!!!!

*comedic hijinks ensue as obscure pop music plays*

*sam wakes up to see all of the commotion, then sees a bunch of cookies in his kitchen. he stands there shocked as music cuts out*

bright cookie, voiced by resse witherspoon: uhh…hi?

sam: *loudly screams*

all of the cookies: *screams*

*some pop/rock song plays as sam basically interviews all cookies on the counter at once*

sam: so you guys can walk and talk???

gingerbrave: yes

sam: but how????

bright cookie: we aren’t normal cookies! we’re like, magical and have various abilities that help us

*insert some footage of the cookies doing random shit here*

sam: ok, this is weird. but i can manage

*cut to car, then to sam’s house*

sam: ok imma need you guys to keep a low profile for me, ok? i have this really important date with (insert forced love interest name here) and i cant mess it up!

cotton candy cookie, voiced by jenny slate: why, of course!

sam: *leaves house, music cuts off again*

cotton candy cookie: but i think i got OTHER plans!

*everyone looks weirded out*

*cut to a completely different scene and context but with a line that works*

dj cookie, voiced by kristen stewart: you’re like…tootally in spaace bruh

*pop music while the cookies fuck up the date alongside some other random shit*

THESE COOKIES

*more random stuff*

ARE GONNA NEED

*dance party ending footage, someone twerks*

dj cookie: THIS SLAPS

TO RUN HOME

*spoilery scenes*

*celebrity names*

sam: *walks into house and sees a huge party* DJ!!!

*everyone else scatters while dj cookie stares*

dj cookie: lol wut

COOKIE RUN

pink choco cookie, voiced by arianda grande: wanna selfie?????

sam: no-

pink choco cookie: *does it anyways* i have SAVED the both of us!!!

sam: *blinks*

COMING SOON

*some other credits that go by quickly*

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an au where scourge stays in thunderclan aint that something special

i like to think that jayfeather and him would be a fun grumpy duo

also moral orel reference yayaya

EDIT: i completely forgot to check whether or not that name was already taken by a character😭😭😭 oops

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he feels accomplished because he stole some of moose’s chicken

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So save your prayers / For when we’re really gonna need ‘em…

Drew this almost a year ago now! Time passes

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One of these days I'm gonna write the essay to end all essays about how and why Taylor Swift became as iconic and powerful as she is. Because I feel like her hardcore fans are way too close to really understand her existence on an industry level, and her haters seem to think she just plays to the lowest common denominator and that everyone is stupid.

Oh no, oh no no, my friend. You have missed EVERYTHING important about this artist. She's not just the biggest pop star ever, she has changed what a pop star is. And one day I will actually sit down and explain what I mean by that. But today is not that day.

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God I love being fat and hot. You agree. Reblog

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DUDE THESE HORSES ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANT TO SPEED 60 TIMES THE SPEED LIMIT

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The Marsh Owl

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absolutely obsessed with this guy who is gaslighting an ant

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my cats noises. its so hard to catch her making noises on video bc she never does it!!!!