#mmmm perfection

[lilacadaisy]

fanart for “catbag” by @desultorydenouement based on the crimeboys discussion in chapter 7! everyone go read this fic rn, it’s that special top-tier kind that makes you feel like you’re floating.

also ignore if Orpheus’s outfit is completely wrong here. I could not remember the exact costume details as I drew this morning (besides the ass shit coloured coat) and ctrl+f was doing me no good so I took some creative liberties, specifically the laurel-crown-esque mask trimming. :-)

I was gonna include the timelapse but it made my tumblr crash so

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[bishopony]

no "book store" scented candle will ever be fully accurate until they can harness the power of lingering mildew smell

[aashiyancha]

[the-kipsabian]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Laura (1944)

[chocodile]

Third set of Sylvanian Families customs done! Frank and Alex show off their tiny little dollhouse-sized rifles.

Super pleased with how Alex’s bat parts turned out! Her nose is flocked epoxy clay and her wings are leather super glued to the underside of her arms.

[tojiscrack]

as a jobless tumblr user i’m glad this is my only job

🫡 (toge calling out y/n is my favorite part, hope he does it again for the two seconds he exists)

personally i think it’s a very good occupation to have (motivating me to write). i like seeing the end results for myself and you make a lottt of people happy with the writing i end up doing. it’s a shame employers don’t think this is relevant 😐

(unfortunately toge does not mention it and neither does y/n but they 100% will talk about it in future chapters since megumi is a menace and loves using it to gag his best friend every once in a while when she steps out of line)

[ollyollyaxe]

oh me oh my- he's the skinniest bitch alive

[akkariynn-tries-her-best]

I am in pain currently replaying legends arceus insted of doing university projects screw me at least we have one sane arceus fan (lies) this is what happens when i have 30 minutes of free time on weekend (also changed his hair a little bit ‘cause arceus cosplay looks way too funny for me xD)

[skyward-floored]

I’m in a super good mood I picked a tomato straight off the vine and ate it like an apple

[ap-sadistics]

@lizardsarecute THANK YOU!!! IT WAS A TRIAL. also also. i have more tips for taking on rhythm tower if youre semi bad at rhythm like i am. i was. super bad at it in the beginning. like. i failed to get to even the 10th floor in the first 5 or so tries hsdkjhflk. but i realized some things as i tried again after s ranking some stages. so like. this is sorta a guide

its obvious but the most important thing is TIME. and you only get more time from certain things. perfect beat hits, perfect parries, enemy kills, and successful rhythm attack sequences (there could be more but these are them most important ones. in order too tbh)

just Landing beat hits is not good enough. you should also try your best to hit perfect. you dont get time for good beat hits. mixing up combos matter less in this mode, and sure the time you get at the end of the floor depends on your final score/rank, you can make up for the difference in time by continuously landing perfect beat hits. and also spamming partners helps keep your combo up, the higher combo you have, the better the score multiplier is i think, so partners can help you reach s rank anyways (sometimes). the reason i use only light-light-light-light or heavy-heavy-heavy combos IS BC I SUCK AT SWITCHING UP THE ATTACKS ON BEAT.... doing other combos fucks up my sense of rhythm that i fuck up the beat hit. (also the light attack combo is one of the faster combos)

(also i THINK certain combos give you more time? i havent had the brain capacity to study this tho.)

so yeah. tldr: make sure you hit perfect beat hits. try to follow through on combos even if youre gonna whiff an enemy. bc even if you whiff, youll at least gain time. the only time i abort out of a combo is to parry an attack

BIG TIP THO: RIGHT after you finish a fight BEFORE you move onto a new floor, DO QUICK BEAT HIT (X+A). if you land it right , YOU CAN GET AN EXTRA 3 SECONDS. and if youre fast you might be able to sneak in 2 beat hits.

okay enough about beat hits. parrying is so essential to rhythm tower bc perfect parrying gives you time. honestly theres not much i can say about this other than try to parry always. though this is coming from a guy who never dodges. (dodging around a lot is just idle time i feel in rhythm tower. you should be constantly laying on the pressure attacking so you dont lose time. better to parry than dodge)

for specials i use hibiki and pick me up. pick me up is so important. its nice that you can heal before you start a floor. but also hitting it perfectly during fights ALSO gives you 3 seconds. hibiki i use against z shield enemies when i can afford it. waiting for macarons cooldown SUCKS. i consider them time suckers tbh.

also this is my chip line up

i REALLY like high risk high return and i wish i could use it at level 3... bc you HIT SO MUCH HARDER AND THUS BEAT STAGES FASTER.... but AUGH. literally roquefort is the only reason i have it at lvl 1. it was too risky for him.... parry health is at lvl 3 also bc of roquefort. id say having either of the battery chips is pretty solid for rhythm tower to for pick me up and hibiki (or whatever special attack you use). actually maybe the other battery chip is better than parry charge now that i think about it. hm. i should swap that out for my next attempt.

oh and for kales phase two. when you cant attack him, you should still do beat hits even if its not AT him. light attack combo or quick beat him. maybe quick beat hits bc its faster. you really want to avoid idling in rhythm tower

anyways this turned longer than i thought. i hope this helps. if youre better at rhythm than i am you might fair better. but this is what i did take it on with my rhythm impaired ass. rhythm tower required you to play a bit differently i feel. at the very least it make you pay more attention to the beat hit circles kjsdfhbjdskjfhjl

ANYWAYS. RHYTHM TOWER IS HELL. BUT I LEARNED. ITS DOABLE. SO AS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!

[beecampbell]

ok i'm not a bridgerton person so to say but i also totally am a bridgerton person and you know what i think is funny. how people reacted when it was first announced this would be Penelope's season. saying she wasn't leading lady material and they couldn't see a whole season about her and Colin. it's so fucking clear why someone would think that that it's not even satisfying to smack it back in their faces. why isn't she leading lady material? she's fucking lady whistledown, she's a barbie. if Nicola can't be a leading lady bc she's thicc with nice tits, what hope is there for us pasty bitches who are thicc and have nice tits I dare ask. if anything it makes her more likely to slay it in my eyes.

[gummysharksafterdark]

I stay thinking ab boypussy 🤭🤭🤭

[goldammerchen]

there's simply no way hetalia nation-people would always work alone, they would be likely often part of normal humans delegations, who wouldn't understand whatever the magical beings are talking between each others and thesefore needing interpreters, or finding other ways to communicate. if the nation-people idiom its impossible to be understood by humans, trying to use it to translate without knowing enough cultural background would be likely to fail.

so the universal languages is great for their 1-on-1 exchanges, or better, between reunions with only people like them, however, of course they would have learn more than one language, engaging in all the beauty and challenges of learning. they probably start having the innate knowledge of all their own dialects (...as long as are speaked), but from there they would need to know their close neighbours languages/dialects (that also is "theirs" knowing that moving to close territories or crossing imaginary lines frequently is something we humans do), what the not-so-close neighbours speak, learn a bunch different lingua francas before we ended with barely a few, languages teached in universities/institutes, languages from friends from all across the globe, and more: their life is about cultural exchanges after all.

[doctorsiren]

Talking about your au

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Thanks to it I learned about TLBM. That was a religious experience, thank you-

YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE ?!?!?!??! HUH ?!?!?!? It came out in 2017