#mmmeow!

[void-the-cat]

Meeow meow meooow meoww mmmeow mmeowww meow meoow. Mmmeow meowww meoow meeeoww meow meeeeoww mmmeow. Meeeooow mmeoww meeooww meoow meow, meooow meeeow meooww mmeoww Meeoow meoow meooww mmeeow meoow mmmeow meeow meoow mmeoow. Meeeoww meow meoow meeoow meow, Meeow meoww mmmeow meeeow meow meooww.

@bennettarthur meooow meow meeoww?

(Translation: I visited Jerome the night before last and I have become quite concerned for his habits as of late. It appears that he has been working and sleeping in his office which is not healthy whatsoever. He also seems to be using work as a sort of coping mechanism, Jerome experienced a nightmare and his first response was to continue to work which I quickly shut down and forced him back to bed. If someone could check on him I shall greatly appreciate it, I think he needs more comfort than a kindred cat can provide.

@/bennettarthur would you check up on him?)

[feralposting]

how do you think you’d react if sent a pretty spiral while in the holding tank? you’d probably try to look away, knowing that this is neither the time nor place, but given that you’re not actively on set right now anyway, it couldn’t hurt to just give it one more look, right…?

-🐈‍⬛

Dhjdhfhegrhe 😵‍💫😵‍💫 that would be soooo crazyyyy (I’ll let you know when I’m back in holding :3)

[sakifern]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

NEPETA: :33 < mreow. :33 < meow. :33 < hey. :33 < mreow. :33 < hey. :33 < hey. :33 < mmeow. :33 < hey. :33 < dude fucking look at me. :33 < hey. :33 < mmmeow

[nevermeanttoknow]

mmmeow :3

[wishfuldeity]

UOYLL NEVER TAKKE ME AIILVE!! (fuckign inhaling it) :333 meow mneow :3333 <rmrpp mrrp :33 :3333 :3

mew:meowwrmwwow :33 meow mwh

imgonna collapse

im gonna reach pot limit 12 hours before it resets because ive been kittty yearnposting stop

[softluci]

inappropriate everything [mdni plz]

this is probs the most explicit post i’ll ever do, just because i cannot get it out of my head, but um: immediately minors dni. immediately no. IMMEDIATELY no. k thx.

so, um. i have friends who are perfectly sane and normal people until they see an attractive person who they like, be it a celebrity or a character or whoever. right? okay. here are some of the things my friends say when they see someone they find just, like, Absolutely Stunning:

��i’m literally creaming—sorry, i mean creaming—SORRY, I MEAN—” “my back is arching” (alternatively: “why is my back arching?”) “almost meowed” “mmmeow” “purring…” “i’m literally chewing/gnawing on my phone” “my throat feels so empty rn :/” “i want them so bad please i am on my hands and knees BEGGING” “gripping my sheets” “sir your boobs look a little heavy…do you need me to hold them for you?” “bites them bites them bites them bites—” “they are so sexy it’s like a disease” “i want them so bad” “every time i see them i grip my sheets and curl my toes" "they're too fine i want to slam my head into the wall” “just moaned out loud”

anyway. this is gonna be pt 1, w/ just luci; when will i do the others? who knows! i'm returning to the abyss right after this, but enjoy!

lucifer 

he isn’t in the wrong here. you are—why were you on the phone in the kitchen and not your room? what lucifer was doing hardly counted as eavesdropping, really. voices carry in the house as is, and you were being loud. as a matter of fact, he was on his way to tell you to quiet down, and he just so happened to be curious as to what you were talking about, and with whom.

“no, barbatos—don’t fucking laugh, this isn’t funny—” you could hardly speak, trying not to laugh yourself.

eyebrows raising in mild shock, lucifer leaned against the doorway, waiting for you to notice him. thinking about it—lucifer was being very courteous. he could’ve listened to barbatos’s end if he wanted to, but he had enough respect for him to refrain from doing so. he contained his “eavesdropping” to you out of the kindness of his heart and, as a result, he had no idea what—who—you were talking about.

“that man, look—that man. you get it. you get it. you’re the only one around here who knows my heart, i’m telling you.” 

the conviction in your voice stung him, jealousy simmering in his chest. he’d heard enough, he decided, and pushed off the doorway with his shoulder. he stepped towards you in silence, fully intending to interrupt this clearly fruitless conversation—

“lucifer is such a genuine problem, but there’s no solution.”

he stopped, eyes widening. was he a problem for you? why would you go to barbatos instead of him? what—

“that man is so sexy, it's like a disease. no, it—why are you laughing?” your laughter was loud, strong enough to have you leaning against the counter for support. 

lucifer blinked. once, twice, before your words sunk in. then, while you gasped for air, he continued towards you, pride swelling in his chest. a smirk settled onto his face, threatening to widen into a grin as he let you carry on.

you tried to continue talking as best you could, “barbatos, i am in distress—i am dismayed—do you know what i go through when he calls me to his office? do y—i have to prepare myself. i have to steel mys—you don't know what it's like.” you collapsed against the island in a fit of giggles, inhaling sharply to try and catch your breath. 

lucifer heard—because all bets were off now—lucifer heard barbatos in a similar predicament on the other end, chuckling quietly. for barbatos, that was quite close to hysterics. by that point, he'd truly heard enough. more than enough, actually. he thought it best to alert you to his presence, as a courtesy—otherwise, who knows what other secrets you might've spilled? and what if someone less kind heard you? that wouldn't do.

lucifer took a final, soundless step forward, standing close enough that you couldn't turn around without touching him. he reached forward, plucking your d.d.d. out of your hand with ease. you whipped around, and he inched closer, trapping you between him and the counter. “barbatos,” he drawled, grinning at you, “they'll have to call you back. apropos of nothing, of course.” 

perhaps not polite of him, but lucifer hung up before barbatos could respond. although—he imagined his friend was quite amused at the moment. he slid his free hand around your waist, to the small of your back, pressing you flush against him. your heartbeat was erratic—you were so dramatic, it was cute. he slid your d.d.d. into your back pocket, aware of the steady rise in your temperature. he kept his hand on the small of your back, bringing other up to your chin. lucifer enjoys eye contact, you understand, right? now—

“a disease?” he leaned into you, breath ghosting along your face. “that wasn't very nice.”

[wisteriaum]

*takes a deep breath* Okay. A request: Evil Rhian. Maybe with a glass of wine. I dunno. Just... Evil Rhian. Mmmeow.

evil rhian is for sure one of the best villains in sge. (or, maybe i’m just biased, since last year i was the biggest rhian stan alive, lmao)

this ask was really open ended, so i wasn’t really sure how to take it. hope this satisfies!

[void-the-cat]

Meoow meeeoow mmeow meoowww meow mmeoow meoww, meeeow meoww meooow meow.. meeeoow meow. Meeoow meoww meow meooow mmeow meow meeow meeeoowww meow. Meoow meowww Meeoow mmmeow meow meowww. Mmmeoow meeoww meow mmeooww meow?

(translation: Arthur has reappeared after a month’s absence which I am forever overjoyed to know, though he has come back appearing more.. strange than before. It appears as though his looks have descended to a lower point of which I am awfully concerned about. She has frightened off a few people and I am again concerned for her overall wellbeing. Does anyone know of which there may be some help for this?)

[doglover556]

mrow

~ @catzai-osameow

mmmeow....???

[official-ray-william-johnson]

Mmmeow!!!!! (Im going insane slowly)

MORE CATS YIPPEEE!!!! THEY SO CUTE

[sauriansolutions]

My cat: mmmeow

Me: are you hungry? *feeds her*

Cat: mmmeow

Me: are you thirsty? *gives water*

Cat: mmmeow *walks over to some art project scraps on the floor*

Me: are you... upset because there are things on the floor that weren't there earlier?

Cat: mmmeow *starts aggressively kneading the scraps*

Me: okay okay, I'm autistic too, I get it, I'll clean

[pepper-the-cat]

Why is it specifically translated from Romanian??? Like do you meow in Romanian?? Do cats have meow languages??? I am very confused

Meeoww mmeow meeeoww meeeoow mmmeow. Meeeoww meeeoow mmeooww. Meooww meeow mmeooww, meow mmeowww meow meeoww mmeow.

(*Translated From Romanian* I am used to the people around me speaking Romanian. So I think and speak in it. Though I can understand English, I'm not very good at speaking it or typing it out.)

[checke12]

mmMEOW

[doctor-feelings]

MROW :3

mmmeow :D

[kamab0-rid3r]

miaauu mooww mrroooooww!! meow meow meow meow meow

“..meow.. mmmeow.”