#mmm muscles

[thedangoratio]

Learning muscles just for the Doctor 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[sleipliir]

Doing some arm muscle flex✨

An attempt was made @/CroseSant (Twitter) 😭

[cyanb0ba]

ok, so I've been holding off from giving you guys this banhammer doodle cause Ik you guysll go feral over muscles (ik same tbh)

BUT you guys had to be fed

Take this and SCRAM cause im not uploading till the weekend (I think)

[machveil]

what's your opinions on selkies/selkie AUs? I love seals (so round, very beautiful, very powerful) and love selkie AUs so I figured I'd ask my fave blog about them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ (here's hoping the link works, it's a seal saying 'egg') -🐸

HELP!! I was laughing so hard at this oh my god I love when they scream - seals are so stupidly cute it’s unfair, just a lil’ guy with beady eyes

CW: fem!reader, Selkie!Soap, rambling

well… Selkie!Soap? his handsome smug ass would definitely want to whisk away Reader. rambling time imagine Johnny coming up from the ocean, soaked to the bone, and hides his seal skin amongst the rocks - safe in a nook where it won’t get lost and people won’t go poking around and find it

Reader, maybe their husband is a fisherman that’s been off at sea for a long time, is walking by and automatically thinks ‘oh my god, this guy probably got ship wrecked and ended up here’ - her husband has told her stories of men falling overboard and stuff. Johnny sees you, this worried little thing, rush down to the shoreline. you’re fussing over him, assuming the worst, and hand him your jacket so he won’t be cold. Johnny is absolutely smitten when he looks at you, he’s seduced his fair share of women, but you? he’s never had a woman come running to him to try and take care of him

he plays along, acting the part of a poor, poor man that was swept away by the tides, lets you take him back to your humble little home to warm up and eat a meal. when he asks what you were doing on the road towards the ocean you tell him your husband is a fisherman, due home any day. you’ve been going to the docks every afternoon to see if he’s come home. Johnny nods along, lying through his teeth about how he ended up overboard off a ship— ah, the name of it isn’t important, neither is where he’s from. don’t worry your pretty little head about him

when you do get home Johnny sits down while you cook something warm and hearty for him, listening to how ‘yeah, it’s been lonely, but my husbands a good man’. all he can do is grit his teeth and smile, thinking about how he wouldn’t leave such a pretty little thing behind. but— you’re loyal to your husband, playing John’s attempts at flirting and seduction as him being friendly. he’s just thankful you’re helping him, what else could it be? your husband would have turned the poor washed up man away, but you? it’s only right to be hospitable to someone in need :(

queue Johnny making excuses to stay over for the night, how he doesn’t quite know where he is lying, how your home is so nice, how he’d be in your debt if you let him stay the night. so you do, letting this selkie stay in your small guest room meant for friends and family. Johnny decides to play nice, doesn’t sneak into your room at night - no, he wants to do more than seduce you, bonnie. Johnny wants to make you fall for him— well, until he comes down to the kitchen the next morning and comes face to face with your roughed up, salty husband

Simon’s ship came in late last night while he was asleep

[blackeyedaliens]

It's Muscle Mommy Monday again and I would like to introduce:

Margarita Ladron

A bodybuilder from East Del Sol. Chola, chula, and STRONG.

[worstloki]

brodinsons absolutely would mess with earth in the funniest ways idk what to tell you Thor will go on live news and relay a sob story about how Loki is his beloved wife who has been lost to a mind madness and he wants him to return but alas he is a villain on Midgard now and so Thor stays as well hoping that some part of her will recognise him and they will reunite. And then Loki goes on another channel and says yes that's all true I will castrate him promptly for wronging our vows.

[love-3-crimes]

20(xx) - xander

blurred line between blue and pink

[dangermousie]

The gender role reversal is sending me...

[rose-buthorny]

It ain't much, but it's honest work.jpeg

[neonscandal]

Explaining Anime Badly✨ pt 8

Mashle: Magic and Muscles is what would happen if My Hero Academia took place at a parody of Hogwarts with dense, but quirkless, Shoto Todoroki as the MC ironically with Saitama's (OPM) insane physical strength. Who needs hair? You can eat cream puffs for Plus Ultra gains. I'll leave it to you to identify the other MHA characters in the Mashle cast.

[flightlesscipher]

Get a load of this fuckin guyyy🫵😂

*I says as i flex my very big (nonexistent) muscles in the mirror*

[u-x-o]

this woman makes me question my sexuality frfr 😩🤞🤞 🌪️

[fieriframes]

[AND LIKE THE MUSCLE OF NONSLEEPY. FEATHERS FLEXING WILL DEFEAT ME, AND IT VEXES ME COMPLETELY. SO WE'VE GOT THIS BIG MONSTER PIECE OF BRISKET. YEP, AND THEN WE'RE GONNA POUR OUR BEAUTIFUL BRINE ONTO THERE. MMM.]

[shslpunkartist99]

Hi tumblr is lagging so badly on my end that I can't even click on the poll without the page crashing for me and a couple of my roommates. Because we're too impatient to wait for the internet to stop being a jerk, could you pretend there's a vote for all of these dorks on the poll? As for the dorks in question, Keith, Naomi, and Xeno.

Oh and one joke vote for Morgana too. Yes he's not a poll but I'm asking to put one as a joke honorable mention if only because, to quote one of my pals, "he might only really simp for one person here but he's such a big simp for them that he deserves an honorable mention" and "it's been a while since Morgana has been lovingly teased and we need to fix that /lh" lmao

All these votes are valid, but it's hilarious that Xeno is winning as ultimate simp

Which is good, cuz I voted for them lmao

[joes-stories]

Nebeneffekt

Für MMM - MEGAMASSIVE MUSCLE MONSTERS - Gentechnisch veränderte SuperhuMEN-Muskelbullen, die ihre hypervirile Potenz überall stolz zur Schau stellen und hemmungslos ausleben - ist es ein Risko, den Urlaub in einem "normalen" Resort zu verbringen. Manche der Gäste fühlen sich gestört von der Lautstärke, der Dauer und Intensität des Sex dieser Muskelgötter. Die meisten Urlaber lassen sich aber von der hoch erotischen Stimmung, die solche pervertierten Athleten in die Anlage bringen, mitreißen und treiben es deutlich öfter mit ihren eigenen Partnern. Viele Hotels sehen es deshalb inzwischen positiv, wenn MMMs bei ihnen einchecken. Manchen bieten dieser spezellen Personengruppe sogar hohe Rabatte.

Diese beiden Jungs haben die ganze letzte Nacht durchgefickt. Ihre Ärsche brauchen die ständige Stimmulation einens Mutanten-Schwanzes und sie müssen ständig die überwältigenden Muskeln des Partners spüren. Das Sperma fließt in rauhen Mengen und auch wenn die Mutanten ganz scharf darauf sind, möglichst viel davon in ihrem Körper aufzunehmen, so bleiben doch mehrere Liter der widerstandsfähigen, zähflüssigen Masse im Zimmer verteilt liegen. Um den ganzen Saft wegzuwischen brauchen die Reinigungskräfte eine Spezialausrüstung und Spezialausbildung. Der Kontakt mit dem Sperma der Giganten kann für Menschen, die nicht vorbereitet und nicht extrem gut trainiert sind schwere gesundheitliche Komplikationen auslösen.

Nach dem stunden-, oft tagelangen, harten Sex kühlen die beiden MMMs ihre völlig nassgeschwitzten Bullenkörper im Hotelpool ab, wohl wissend, welches Geschenk sie damit den anwesenden, männlichen Hotelgästen machen. Kommt ihr Schweiß, der im Poolwasser stark verdünnt wurde, an die Haut eines anderen Mannes, so steigt der mit einem deutlich muskulöseren Körper und einem beeindruckend größeren Schwanz aus dem Becken, auch seine Potenz hat deutlich zugenmommen. Ein weiteren Nebeneffekt ist, dass er seine neu gewonnene und stark gesteigerte Geilheit nur noch mit Männern ausleben will. Aber da sich alle, die das Glück haben gleichzeitig mit den MMM im Pool zu sein so dermaßen gut und energiegeladen fühlen, war das noch nie ein Problem....

Danke an Rene1morphs für die geile Kooperation!

[little-mimikyuwu]

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