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worstloki · 22 hours ago

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brodinsons absolutely would mess with earth in the funniest ways idk what to tell you Thor will go on live news and relay a sob story about how Loki is his beloved wife who has been lost to a mind madness and he wants him to return but alas he is a villain on Midgard now and so Thor stays as well hoping that some part of her will recognise him and they will reunite. And then Loki goes on another channel and says yes that's all true I will castrate him promptly for wronging our vows.

#and then loki joins the avengers and the news coverage only gets more confusing #because there was already the very obvious brother thing #so peopke figured that much out #but now they're like misconstruing the pocky challenge and doing random trends even though they're often family or couple ones #loki: ok the pocky stick looks ready? do i just eat the other side?#thor: mmmMhggMMM mmm 👍#loki: mmm]]mmh noww whaftmtm #and then they just chill holding the pocky until bruce or someone ends up walking in and they break it off to cut the video #like there i NO WAY you are getting any actual info from them about anything #thor makes some rude joke during an interview and loki just carries it on like #yes it is of great prestige to refer a warrior as... thick. referring to their bounteous muscles of course. for example you may witness thor #his riches are noted beyond the nine realms. hence when i say bouncy i refer to his practiced muscles #as is the elasticity of such large. muscles.#the interviewer: *clears throat* ah. this has been very.. informative. thank you. do continue to share on culture differences you have noted #loki: yes well if someone should offer thor their hand as he is of concerning age to be unmarried. he is far older than me you see...#thor will be chased for months

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