#mlb textposts

[ninadove]

Senticousins textposts 💚🐈‍⬛💜🦚

+ Shadow Strike bonus under the cut:

[purpspencil]

Nooroo is struggling in my MSB!AU not because he's starved by Gabriel and thrown around like a plush toy then squeezed in this middle-aged man's hand until his eyes almost pop out, but because Nooroo isn’t trusted to be away from Gabriel so, he has to listen when Gabriel and Nathalie get freaky almost every night, and Gabriel refuses to renounce him or anything, just in case there's a chance he can akumatize someone

then also they'll get freaky while Gabriel is transformed into L'Empereur cause he's like 2-3 feet taller than usual and has a long proboscis tongue thing so Nooroo just can't catch a break ever

so he just cries to Adrien every night about it while Adrien doesn't pay attention pacing around his room and talking to himself as he tries to decipher the grimoire and building his weird shrine thing to Null or when he's planting more flowers around Emilie's cryogenic pod thing

luckily Plagg is sort of listening but only because he knows Tikki would kill him if she found out he knew L'Empereur's identity and wasn't listening to his potential plans

so Nooroo has a crying session then Plagg scarfs down a whole cheese wheel then Nooroo starts explaining in graphic detail the things he has to endure then Plagg pukes all the cheese up then Adrien has to clean it

[anglicpetals]

Chloe Bourgeois carer headcanons

- somewhere between a big sis and motherly carer

- gift giving as her main love language

- felt very scared to be a carer at first but she put lots of effort into doing research

- doesn’t do punishments, tries really hard to gentle parent

- always super engaged in what her tiny is doing but also wants to avoids hovering too much

- being a carer is a coping mechanism for her

- very protective of her kid, won’t hesitate to cuss someone out for being rude

- soft spot for babies but does better with toddlers / younger kids

[jokingmaiden]

hey wait

have we acknowledged how ironic

and fucked up

and kinda hilarious it is for adrien to be allergic to feathers

[the-kettle-whistles]

claw noir/marinette is so wattpad coded

[karengillanslefteyebrow]

Gabriel straight up was like “I’m gonna kill this kids mom on camera and national television”

[zombiemackerel]

The crushing urge to get back into the mlb fandom and rewatch everything

[thequeenoffishburrito]

I like to think that because marinette's likes to sew and craft and is a "clumsy girl™️" she's constantly pricking her fingers, accidentally cutting herself, getting hot glue on her fingers (or even touching the tip glue gun to see if it's hot enough) but brushes it off likes it nothing and adrien is just confused because if he so much as scraped his knee when he was younger, Nathalie or the Gorilla would freak out/punish the ground for making him trip while Gabriel calls 112.

[dedud3d]

since emonette is (supposedly) evil, i think her transformation phrases should be: tikki, mandibles out/in

[certifiedducky]

heavy on the misunderstanding teenagers. because what do you mean the 14 year old bully with unresolved trauma is irredeemable and will never ever improve. it’s such a terrible, borderline dangerous message to slap your audience with again and again when your target demographic is CHILDREN.

This thought just suddenly came to me - “Big” Jack Horner from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is essentially the Chloe Bourgeois that Thomas Astruc intended to write in Miraculous Ladybug from the get-go and has since desperately been writing even when his prior failure contradicted it: a spoiled, privileged, entitled, petty, sadistic, and humorously self-aware and over-the-top sociopath who loves no-one but themselves and can never ever be redeemed.

This was the intended audience reaction to Chloe:

Unfortunately for Astruc, for some reason or other he bungled this completely in Seasons 1-3 of the show, portraying a Chloe that had significantly more nuance than that, which means now he’s stuck jamming a square peg into a round hole and insisting viewers go along with it.

[arioodle]

thank u all for the nice support im kissing u all heres an old funny doodle inspired by a tweet i saw

[ninadove]

Emotion textposts while we wait

[purpspencil]

Miraculous Ladybug AU where everything is exactly the same except when the holders say the transformation words they have to do a Steven Universe fusion dance with the kwami to transform

[sighsdeeplytothepowerof2]

Tbh I find it weird that Nathalie's villain name is mayura tho it doesn't seem she's connected to India or Hindi

[aehr-canter]

Ok so

Adrien means "Dark"

And

Agreste means "Butterfly"

[its-dark-girl]

GABS A FUCKING BRUNETTE?????