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[ninadove]

Senticousins textposts 💚🐈‍⬛💜🦚

+ Shadow Strike bonus under the cut:

[a-friend-to-cats]

some nino textposts bc he rocks!!! (feat. adrien bc they are best buds ❤️💓🌟)

[purpspencil]

Miraculous Ladybug AU where everything is exactly the same except when the holders say the transformation words they have to do a Steven Universe fusion dance with the kwami to transform

[anglicpetals]

Chloe Bourgeois carer headcanons

- somewhere between a big sis and motherly carer

- gift giving as her main love language

- felt very scared to be a carer at first but she put lots of effort into doing research

- doesn’t do punishments, tries really hard to gentle parent

- always super engaged in what her tiny is doing but also wants to avoids hovering too much

- being a carer is a coping mechanism for her

- very protective of her kid, won’t hesitate to cuss someone out for being rude

- soft spot for babies but does better with toddlers / younger kids

[jokingmaiden]

hey wait

have we acknowledged how ironic

and fucked up

and kinda hilarious it is for adrien to be allergic to feathers

[the-kettle-whistles]

claw noir/marinette is so wattpad coded

[karengillanslefteyebrow]

Gabriel straight up was like “I’m gonna kill this kids mom on camera and national television”

[zombiemackerel]

The crushing urge to get back into the mlb fandom and rewatch everything

[thequeenoffishburrito]

I like to think that because marinette's likes to sew and craft and is a "clumsy girl™️" she's constantly pricking her fingers, accidentally cutting herself, getting hot glue on her fingers (or even touching the tip glue gun to see if it's hot enough) but brushes it off likes it nothing and adrien is just confused because if he so much as scraped his knee when he was younger, Nathalie or the Gorilla would freak out/punish the ground for making him trip while Gabriel calls 112.

[sighsdeeplytothepowerof2]

Tbh I find it weird that Nathalie's villain name is mayura tho it doesn't seem she's connected to India or Hindi

[dedud3d]

since emonette is (supposedly) evil, i think her transformation phrases should be: tikki, mandibles out/in

[ninadove]

Emotion textposts while we wait

[a-friend-to-cats]

remembered this morning how much i love textpost memes. please enjoy! *drops this at your feet and scurries away*

[certifiedducky]

heavy on the misunderstanding teenagers. because what do you mean the 14 year old bully with unresolved trauma is irredeemable and will never ever improve. it’s such a terrible, borderline dangerous message to slap your audience with again and again when your target demographic is CHILDREN.

This thought just suddenly came to me - “Big” Jack Horner from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is essentially the Chloe Bourgeois that Thomas Astruc intended to write in Miraculous Ladybug from the get-go and has since desperately been writing even when his prior failure contradicted it: a spoiled, privileged, entitled, petty, sadistic, and humorously self-aware and over-the-top sociopath who loves no-one but themselves and can never ever be redeemed.

This was the intended audience reaction to Chloe:

Unfortunately for Astruc, for some reason or other he bungled this completely in Seasons 1-3 of the show, portraying a Chloe that had significantly more nuance than that, which means now he’s stuck jamming a square peg into a round hole and insisting viewers go along with it.

[itsdappleagain]

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eternal textposts

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[arioodle]

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