#mister saltarian

[emeritus-fuckers]

How does the Ministry function? Headcanon

Despite what it would seem, the Clergy's ruler is not actually the current Papa, which can be easily seen in the Chapters, where everything seems to be much more under Sister Imperator's control. However, even she seems to be under someone's supervision, aside from Satan himself. How does it all work, then?

Satan

Not much to be added here. Obviously, the person on the very top of the Clergy is going to be the Dark Lord. However, since unlike some deities he actually believes in free will, he doesn't really intervene much,

The Council of Seven Deadly Sins

The ones actually in charge. The Council, as the name shows, consists of seven members, each representing a sin. They are all in some way supernatural beings and have been granted immortality to guide the Clergy, however it is not impossible for the members to change. If one is somehow overpowered and killed, the person who defeated them gets their spot. It is unknown who is the most powerful member of the Council, therefore they do not have an official leader. Instead, they draw lots on who is in charge of their next meeting.

The Council of Seven Deadly Sins consists of:

Superbia (Pride) - The Director

Avaritia (Greed) - Representative currently unknown

Luxuria (Lust) - Representative currently unknown

Invidia (Envy) - Representative currently unknown

Gula (Gluttony) - Representative currently unknown

Ira (Wrath) - Mister Saltarian

Acedia (Sloth) - Representative currently unknown

Due to the fact that they obviously must attend to very many things at once, only one of them (The Director) is actually in the Ministry th entire time. The rest visit when they feel like and for official meetings.

Does Sister Imperator not being here confuse you? That's because she fits in the next category.

The Assistants of The Council

As of now, the only known member of this group is Sister Imperator, who serves as the Assistant of The Director. However, due to how her boss is, she is the one running the Ministry most of the time. Something that she was prepared to since she was a child.

For reasons known only to himself, mister Saltarian does not have an assistant right now and has not had one for almost a century.

The Papa

While the Papa holds a lot of power when it comes to Siblings of Sin, in reality he is completely powerless in the end, as any of the Council members of Assistants of the Council can easily veto Papa's decisions. In reality, the role of a Papa is much more representative than anything. They do, however, have a lot of paperwork to keep up with. So sadly, while the title is a great honor, it actually comes with much less power than one would think.

If for whatever reason there's more than one Papa at a time (for example, one of them is too old to function on his own, but he's not willing to retire (like Papa Nihil), another Papa can be chosen to function alongside him. In this case, the older Papa is mostly in charge of the more mundane tasks while the younger Papa takes on the more "important" aspects of the job. There can be up to two Papas at once, however one of them must be "retired" in theory.

A Papa can serve his duties alone until he reaches 80 years of age, however they can resign at any point (or can be forced to do so). He does keep the title, but it is mostly an honorific. A retired Papa is not forced to work, but they can choose to. If a Papa chooses to keep working after his 80th birthday, he will be forced to accept a second Papa to work alongside him.

The Cardinals

Unlike in the Catholic church, in the Clergy a Cardinal is not just a fancier Bishop, it's a fully functional, separate role. The Papa can have up to twelve Cardinals (which have to be accepted by at least one of the Council members) to serve as his own assistants and advisors. Not to be confused with a Papa's personal assistant, which is a completely different function.

The Cardinals also help manage the Ministry while the Papa is away. They are also temporarily in charge (still below the Council, of course) if something happens to their Papa and the new one is not yet chosen.

All heirs of the current Papa have to become a cardinal when they reach the age of 30, however due to the bloodline, they can, if they so wish, skip all the way from Deacon to a Cardinal, seeing as their education for their role begins way earlier. A younger sibling also counts as an heir. (So for example, Terzo has been a Cardinal to his father and both of his brothers.)

If a Papa dies without leaving an heir, the next Papa is chosen by the Council from his Cardinals.

Whenever a new Papa is chosen, he is given a choice to either keep the Cardinals of the previous one, or he can select a new bunch. Cardinals forced into retiring are given the title of an Archbishop.

The Archbishops

Despite how fancy the title sounds, it's just that. A title. The Archbishops get a fancier outfit, yes, but that's about it. They have the same responsibilities as regular bishops. The Archbishop title is mostly a way to show respect to them for their service, as it is given almost exclusively to former Cardinals and very few Siblings that have done something extraordinary to earn the title.

The Bishops

In the clergy, the role of a Bishop is not as fancy as it is in the catholic church. It can be summarized to a priest with more experience. A Bishop's role is mostly to educate Deacons and help younger Priests while doing the work they did as Priests. Of course, they get more paperwork than regular Priests. It takes 10-15 years for a priest to become a Bishop.

The Priests

Their role is similar to the catholic priests, except satanic, of course. There really isn't much to say here.

The Deacons

The lowest on the "Priest path" of the Ministry. The students. The ones who aren't Priests yet, but they wish to become them. One must be a Deacon for five years to become a priest. The earliest one can become a Deacon is 16 years old. An exception to that is an heir to the Papacy, who becomes a Deacon at age 13.

The Siblings of Sin

Despite theoretically being the lowest in hierarchy among the humans of the Ministry, they can be found all over the positions of power which are not directly related to religion itself. For the Clergy, anyone who has been baptized is a Sibling of Sin. They are under no obligation to become Priests or climb the ladder. Siblings of Sin are simply members of the Clergy, no matter what their exact function is. Can one Sibling of Sin have some level of control above others? Yes, absolutely, due to their administrative function or other things like that. In the Church's ranks, however, they are even.

The Nameless Ghouls

Despite me putting them at the bottom here, the Ghouls do not actually have a fixed position in the hierarchy of the Ministry. They are summoned with a specific purpose and/or to serve a specific person. Unless that person passes a contract made with a Ghoul to someone else, the Ghoul only serves their summoner at first. In most cases, however, the Summoners and Ghouls get attached to each other and Ghouls are granted freedom. While they still usually work under their Summoner, just with much more possibilities. The Ghouls respond to their Summoners almost exclusively. The Ghouls have their own hierarchies, but that's for another post, I guess.

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Written by Jez.

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[sillyandquiteawkward]

mister saltarian, sir

[janthonyfell]

Sister Imperator: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Mister Saltarian: Weak, i sleep with a gun.

Papa IV: You're both pathetic.

Saltarian: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Papa IV: Eight ghouls.

[pinkiepiebones]

Okay I've been working on this waaaaay too long I'm tired of looking at it now here, have this thing that probably only I will enjoy as I am the only fan of a current Swedish glam rock band AND a defunct Canadian LP channel

✨Ghost as random quotes from Two Best Friends Play/ Super Best Friends Play✨

Papa Nihil: "Promise nothing, deliver less."

Papa Emeritus I: "Everyone get a piece of this hot granddad!"

Papa Emeritus II: "I didn't think you had it in you... What with you being an incompetent sack of shit."

Papa Emeritus III: "I find myself becoming an omnisexual dick magnet."

Papa Emeritus IV: "I’ll go out like I went in: With no dignity and with everyone watching.”

Sister Imperator: "I mean you don't have to pay people when they're dead. You don't. 'Cause they died. That's like free labor."

Cumulus: "Hot girls are good at murder. It's real easy: you be a hot chick, then you poison the guy... you're done! You're done! You skip like, thirty steps!" 

Cirrus: "He doesn't look too happy. Oh, it's because he's dead, whoops."

Sunshine: "Kids love the Devil!"

Mountain: "I don't know what we're doing, but I think we're doing a great job."

Rain: "I don’t think I’ve ever truly gone balls to the wall."

Aether: "Your weapons are wack, your gods are wack, your magic is wack. My gods? My gods are tight as FUCK."

Dew: "You see these tiny legs? These are made for scaring people, not for cardio!"

Swiss: "All the boobies are now mine."

BONUS- Special: "If I got turned into a vampire tomorrow- and God knows I might- I would be so fucking confused. Like oh God, now I have to learn about this? I barely know about being human!"

BONUS BONUS: Mister Saltarian: "What the hell's your idiot problem, moron?"

[cardinaldante]

Greetings Siblings of the Church! It's Cardinal Dante again. Papa Terzo caught me in my office and forced me to go relax- and he even made the ghoul- Swiss, his name was- get dressed and guard me to make sure I don't do any work!! Ridiculous!! Swiss is very nice though, and we've talked a little bit. Apparently all the ghouls have names- which is news to me!! When Papa Copia first took me in I first joined the church, I was told the ghouls were nameless, and some of them couldn't speak. Ofcourse, I was young back then so I tried to speak to the first ghoul I found- and was very suprised when they could speak!

I also got bit by one of the Ghouls Swiss calls 'Sodo' when I first got here and accidentally ran into him, but apparently he is also called 'Dewdrop'?? Swiss seems to be slightly worried when I say the second name, and tells me that I should just call him Sodo. I will call him Sodo only.

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On second thought, Swiss has informed me Sodo's full name is Sodomizer. I do not know if I can call him that. Swiss thinks it's hilarious. On a lighter(mayber darker?) Note, while we were walking though the grounds(it's snowing, and I just wanted to cool down a bit) we saw Mister Saltarian headed deeper into the woods, dragging a large bag with him. Swiss tells me I should not worry about Mister Saltarian, but... From the moment I got here, the man has been against me being here. Swiss says that Saltarian just doesn't like anyone, and hates that Papa Copia became Papa, but I do not understand. Primo is too old now, Secundo has tinnitus and hates being around loud music, Terzo was fine with being Papa, but when given the chance, he instantly abdicated the Papalship to Papa Copia. It's like Mister Saltarian just wants the Papalship to himself- which is ridiculous to think about. Everyone knows the spot is only for the Emeritus family line. Saltarian doesn't even have the white eye! Maybe I am just thinking too much about this. If Swiss wasn't here, I'd go back to my studies, but since the ghoul is forcing me to relax, I guess I'll show him around the library. Apparently he's never been there before.

[prittyvenus]

The Medium and the Nameless Ghouls

Case file 005-4 Nihil file The Yellow kazoo

After finding another soul fragment from Saltarian, Sara, Omega, and Phil decide to recruit Wiliam, Sara's apprentice, and Nihil to help in the search. Will they find the soul fragment before Saltarian and Sister Imperator?

The group made it inside the mansion. The Director Markus was being interrogated by Alexander. Markus noticed Sara wearing the necklace. He used his cane to activate the stone in the neckless.

Alexander notices Sara's necklace glowing red. "How did you do that?" he asks.

Markus unscrewed the head of his cane and twisted the head open. He showed Alexander and Sara his Philosopher's Stone. "This is my grandmother's stone. She gave it to me after she passed away years ago. I hid it in my cane so no one can get their hands on it." Markus Twist the head of his cane shut and screw it back in place. "I was afraid when Sister Rebecca found out about the stone. She could do something crazy with it. So, I got this cane customized. So, I can keep the stone with me at all times."

"Clever move, Markus," Alexander told Markus. "anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you." They shake hands and exchange business cards. "I hope the charges against Rebecca can be put on trial. Once the warrant gets threw the judge."

Sara goes to Alexander. "Hey, Dad. Can you use my phone to call Detective John Stevens? We're ready to finish off the interrogation."

Sergeant Jackson and Detective Stevens went to Copia and the ghouls. They handcuff Sodomizar and Swisstopher.

"Sara, I need to speak to you in private." Lieutenant Kibbles takes Sara to another room. "A ghoul showed up." Sara gasped. "He was telling us that his uniform and mask were stolen."

"Could it be the bishop?" Asked Sara.

"I'm not sure if it was the bishop. You should go and see him. I know you can handle ghouls better than we can." Sara nods.

"Okay, I will work on it." Sara gets out and walks over to William. "William, can you go upstairs and get Terzo for me?" William looks confused. Sara pointed up to the second-floor corridor on the left. "His room is on the left side of the corridor. You find his name on the door of his bedroom."

Markus appears behind Sara. "Are you sure to send the boy upstairs alone?"

"He'll be fine. He just needs to hone his skills with Terzo." Sara told Markus.

"Let me guess," Markus's left eye glows behind his sunglasses. "the boy has a secret power."

Sara's left eye turns white. "He's my apprentice. William Parker is from a long line of spirit mediums. His grandmother is the founder of the Spirit Medium Society. Only those with spiritual powers can become a member. Maria Parker wants William to become a member when he turns eighteen. He can sense spirit energy from objects and artifacts. I think he will make it as the next head of the society."

William makes it to the corridor and checks out the hallway. He sees a phantom of Secondo in his Papal makeup and clothing. "Excuse me, mister?" Secondo looked at William and twitched his right eye. "I'm looking for Terzo. Are you him?"

Secondo smiles and points his staff down the hall. "No, my younger brother is in the last room on the left. I don't know why you want to meet with him."

"Sara wants to talk to him about something. She's my mentor and trainer."

"Yes, I know. You're the apprentice she told me about." Secondo leans over William. "The one who can sense spirit energy from objects and artifacts." William's jaw dropped. "I am Secondo Emeritus. Sara's late uncle." William's eyes fixated on Secondo's staff and traced his fingers on the base of his staff. He felt a strange energy on his fingers. "You can sense the incantation. The spell that is placed on my staff."

William traced the strange symbols on the staff. The symbols glowed green. "Wow. That is so cool." William smiled.

Secondo fades into mist and then turns back into his phantom form. He is wearing his button-down suit and without his makeup on. "If you need anything, I will gladly assist you." Secondo vanishes from the hallway.

William walks over to the room and knocks on the door. Omega opens the door. "Do you want something?"

"Sorry to bother you. Sara wants to talk to Terzo." William told Omega.

"I see..." The paintless Terzo appears behind Omega. "She wants to know more about my death."

Omega rubs the back of his head. "Come in."

William enters the room and sees three painted Terzo fighting over the mirror to fix their makeup. William sees three balls of energy coming from the ones in the mirror. The paintless Terzo yells at them. "Hey, we have a guest! Mind your manners!"

The three looked at paintless Terzo and then straight to William.

"Is he the one who can sense energy from objects?" The tuxedo Terzo told the paintless Terzo.

"Well, yeah. Did you hear that from Sara?" William asked.

Omega smiles and pats William. "She told us about you. We heard your gift is handy in the investigations."

William lowers his head. "I do not want to lose my gift. My dad lost his ability to sense spiritual energy. It upset my grandma."

The papal Terzo spoke to the other two in Italian. They nodded. "How about you take a look around the room. To see what energy you can find."

"Master Terzo, he is still a child." Omega glared at them.

"Hear us out, Omega." The pink shirt, Terzo explained. "There is a piece of my soul somewhere in the room. We can not find the soul anywhere."

"Come to think of it." Terzo used his energy to locate the soul fragment. "I can feel it being close by. Where is it?"

William closed his eyes and reached out his hands. "Can you guys leave? I can feel your spirit energy interfering inside the room."

"Allow me to stay here to keep an eye on William. You must go and see Sara. She's waiting for you." Omega told Terzo. The three decide to go without their makeup on. They took Omega's towel and left the room.

"Do contact me when you find something, Omega." Omega nods as the paintless Terzo leaves the room.

Omega sees William take deep breaths as he moves around the room. "I can feel a strong spiritual energy. It's dormant."

Omega uses his demonic eyes to see the energy waves. "I can't see any spiritual energy."

"Give it some time. Spirit energy can't be forced. It will appear on its own when the time is right." William looks at Omega. "It was something that Sara taught me." William inches close to Terzo's working desk. "I can feel something here." William opened the pencil drawer on the desk. He uses his fingers to feel pens and paper.

"It is not in this drawer. Let us try another one." Omega told William. Will nods at Omega.

William felt his hand being guided to the top-left drawer of the desk. He opens the drawer to find an opened compartment with a dusty yellow kazoo. "A yellow kazoo?" William takes it out of the drawer. "Omega, I can feel a strong spiritual energy coming from the kazoo."

Omega sees a purple glow from the kazoo. "This is Master Terzo's favorite toy." Omega starts to remember Terzo's first time on stage playing the song, Zombie Queen with the yellow kazoo. "He was really good at playing that thing." Omega starts to cry. "He was banned from playing it. The sound was getting annoying."

Omega takes the kazoo from William and summons the soul fragment out of the kazoo. The soul takes the form of Terzo in a white tuxedo with gold trimming. The soul floated into the air before slowly landing on the bed.

William looks at Omega. "I'm not kissing him."

Phil knocks on the door panel. "Is everything alright?" William points at the bed. Phil looks shocked at the sleeping soul of Terzo on the bed. "I have to get Sara!" Phil ran to Primo's study. Sara and the four Terzo Fragments look at Phil in the doorway.

"Phil, is everything okay?" Asked Sara.

Phil rushes over to Sara's ear and whispers. "Your apprentice found a soul fragment."

"He found what?!" Sara yelled.

Phil grabs Sara. "Come with me." He puts her on his back and runs to Terzo's bedroom. "Take a look at what he found." He takes Sara off his back.

Sara goes to Terzo's bed and looks at the sleeping soul fragment. "Phil, get me some latex gloves and my phone." Phil left the room. Sara raised her hand at William. "Nice job, Will."

William gave Sara a high five. "I love it when you give me a random test with my powers."

"At least I know you're not rusty." Sara and William see the four Terzo fragments enter the room. "Boys, say hello to fragment number five." Papal Terzo took his hat and placed it on his desk. Phil arrived with Alexander and Detective Stevens. "Phil, did you get what I asked for?"

"Yes, I did." Phil gives Sara a box of rubber gloves. "Do you need help?"

"Yes, please, I need your energy to keep his soul stable," Sara said as she put on the rubber gloves. Phil nods and holds out his wings. "thank you, Phil."

"Sara?" Detective Stevens tossed a digital camera to her.

Sara takes pictures of the sleeping Terzo. "Terzo Emeritus, age 62." She gets a close-up of his neck. She removes his gold clip-on tie and opens the top buttons of his shirt. She examines Terzo's clean neck. "Detective, this one has no scar." Detective Stevens takes a look.

"You're right." Detective Stevens takes the camera and takes photos of Terzo's clean neck. "He is an odd one. All the others show the scar of decapitation. This man shows no noticeable scar."

The sleeping Terzo hums as he wakes up from his sleep. He yawns and then stretches out. He reaches over to Sara and pulls her over to his face. "Don't I get a morning kiss?" Terzo puckers his lips.

Sara put two fingers on Terzo's mouth. "Not with your niece, Uncle Terzo." Sara smiles big. The awakened Terzo looks shocked and sits up from the bed.

He sees the other soul fragments standing by his work desk. "What is going on here? Am I dead?" They sadly look away from him. "Who are you people?" The awakened Terzo began to panic. Phil and Omega rushed over to Terzo's side. Omega grabbed Terzo and held him close to his chest.

Omega's beating heart calmed Terzo down. "It is okay, Master Terzo," Phil whispered. "we are here for you." Phil gently rubs Terzo's back.

Terzo hugs Omega and cries. "Omega," Omega holds Terzo tightly. "Omega, why?"

"It is okay, Master Terzo. You are here. That is what matters." Phil tries to calm him down.

"Sister Imperator..." Terzo wispered.

"She's been arrested," Sara told Terzo. "Uncle Terzo, Sister Rebecca Imperator is in the police detention center."

"I... see..." Terzo fades into a purple mist.

"Master!" Phil and Omega yelled. Phil uses his demonic powers to gather the purple mist. He opens his mouth and inhales it. Phil's wings grew large and covered his body. A pentagram glows on the floor under Phil. Phil opens up his wings. He shows himself as Terzo. The pentagram vanishes. Phil faints on the floor. Sara uses her left eye on Phil.

"Terzo's soul is slowly fusing back together. It's going to take some time for Terzo to recover." Sara sighs in relief. "Thank goodness. A little bit longer, his soul fragment would have vanished."

Omega Picks up Phil and carries him to the bed. "I will keep an eye on him. To see if there are any changes."

"Sara, can we talk downstairs?" Alexander sternly asked.

"Sure, Dad." Sara goes to William. "Will, can you go with Detective Stevens? He is going to take you to the crime scene. Is that okay with you?"

"Sure thing, Sara." William nods.

"Don't forget to wear gloves." Sara reminds him.

"Okay." William takes the box of gloves and leaves with Detective Stevens.

Sara notices Papal Terzo looking down in his open desk drawer. "Is there something wrong?"

Terzo looks at her in shock. "My diary is gone!" His skin grew pale as he stared into her face.

"I didn't see it when I was with the boy," Omega called out. "I will help you look for it, amore mio."

"Grazie, mio caro." Terzo goes over to Omega and kisses him.

"Please, not in front of my daughter," Alexander complained. "that is something for the bedroom."

"You are in my bedroom, signore." Terzo smile.

"Vaffanculo anche tu, stronzo." Terzo's jaw dropped at Alexander's words as he walked away with Sara.

Case file closed Case file contents

[thermodynamic-comedian]

fuck it, new theory:

mr. saltarian's real name is sal tarian. /j

[ask-the-clergy-bc]

Mr. Saltarian Headcanons

Getting back in the swing of things, I’m going to do a quick warm up before I do the last of my asks. I’ve been itching to finally make these on here! 

Note: I normally write like the Papas are still alive, but for this one I added a bit of the more canon timeline. 

So have some love for our newest Ghost family member, Mr. Saltarian!

~He’s some type of immortal, but no one knows exactly what kind. He’s been around for ages. Some thing he’s Death itself, other thinks he’s a wraith. Saltarian, for jokes, likes to creep out new initiates by making scary assumptions about himself.

~Mr. Saltarian tends to have a resting bitch face, or looks super serious, but he’s actually a very chill person. You can always come up and have a conversation with him, and he will politely engage with you. If you have good enough jokes you might even make him laugh! 

~He’s part of the Clergy without actually being part of the Clergy. His role is far too crucial to be truly be bogged down by titles. It’s why everyone respectfully uses ‘Mister’, even other Papas! 

~Sister Imperator comes from a long line of Imperators, all who keep the will of Lucifer going AND protect His Bloodline... Saltarian has been alive just as long. No one knows how long he has been alive, but he has always assisted the Imperator line. 

~Mr. Saltarian actually owns a legitimate business. He’s a funeral director. It’s not even clergy run, or Emeritus owned. It’s his. He worked very hard to maintain it. He tends to get annoyed when clergy members weasel their way into it and disrupt. He was very flattered when the Ghost project wanted to use his beautiful building. (The chapters location are not the actual Cathedral they live in, in my world.) But you better believe the clergy crew had to clean up everything until it sparkled. 

~Mr. Saltarian has been responsible for all of the final rites and burials of the Emeritus bloodline. He has warded and protected tombs, mausoleums, and even ashes of every Papa and Mama who has passed. He’s very secretive why, because it involves magic not meant for the common sibling. 

~Despite being good friends and very close, the most recent argument between Saltarian and Imperator is how to handle the bodies of the newly deceased Papas. Saltarian didn’t care about Nihil as much, as he respects Imperator getting her final laughs. But he was VEHEMENTLY against parading the three dead sons for fans to see and actual siblings to grieve. Saltarian fought to warn that this is not only bad energy, but was going to backfire. 

~Loves Chinese food. Absolutely adores it. Some say you can even try and bribe him with it for favors (don’t actually do it, that will be a bad day.) 

~Mr. Saltarian is the kind of powerful where he enjoys absolute boiling dark coffee in the middle of a Californian heat wave. 

~His favorite horror movie is Phantasm (because I said so.)   

[imperatorium]

what do you think Mr. Saltarian’s role is in the church/clergy and what his relation to sister, nihil, copia, and possibly the emeritus boys is

I'm gonna be real honest here, Congregation, I don't have a great read on what his official job description is. He doesn't have a clerical title (Cardinal, Bishop, etc.), but he's someone who seems intimate with the way the Church operates, concerned with Copia's future, and friendly enough with Sister & Nihil to both join them for dinner and let them come party at his beach house.

(Admittedly, though, I am still put off by him referring to Nihil as "Mister", rather than "Papa" or just by his name, but I feel like that's more a production mistake rather than story notes.)

Anyway, he does not seem like an intrinsic part of the Church, but still an important associate of it. Like someone Sister, at least, trusts as counsel.

In one of my WIPs that I started over the summer, he makes a brief appearance and the implication is that he's an old friend who was helping with the manifestation of Nihil's ghost. I wasn't planning on going into too much detail in that fic, but my original concept was that he's something of a medium, someone who has a little more knowledge of post-death/necromantic magic than I typically assume Sister does.

But I'm excited to see how he evolves! Right now, I know he owns a very nice beach house and is playing Mr. Miyagi to Copia's KaRATe Kid, a bit. And I know that he's probably had it up to his eyeballs with literal and metaphorical Emeritus shit.

[emeritus-fuckers]

Ghost identities headcanons: Humans

Papa Emeritus I

aroace

agender

he/him (never had pronoun disphoria)

Italian-American (American mother)

Papa Emeritus II

aroallo

aromantic

omnisexual (with the preference for women)

boyflux

he/him

Polish-Italian-American (Polish Mother)

Papa Emeritus III

pansexual

panromantic

intersex (has a vagina)

nonbinary

he/they

Italian-American-Swedish-Mexican (Swedish-Mexican mother)

Cardinal Copia/Papa Emeritus IV

bisexual

demiromantic

transmasc (top + bottom surgery)

he/him

Swedish-Italian-American (Swedish-American mother)

Papa Emeritus Zero/Papa Nihil

bisexual

panromantic

androgyne

he/him

Italian-American (Italian but born in America)

Sister Imperator

real name/original name (before changed to Imperator by The Director): Amelia

multisexual: lesbian and berrisexual

greyromantic

nixora and gxrl

she/her

Swedish-American of Jewish descent

Mister Saltarian

real name: Ọmọ́túndé

aroace

aegoromantic

apothisexual

he/him

Yoruba

The Director

real name (abandoned bc he deemed it too boring): Conrad

aceflux, aegosexual

apothiromantic

genderfluid

vampiregender

he/him

French-German

Father Jim Defroque

aroallo

bisexual

aromantic

he/him

American

~

Written by Jez.

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[emeritus-fuckers]

Silly headcanon of the day:

Sister Imperator is transfem. She got her body changed completely because she made a deal with Mister Saltarian and he did some dark magic on her so she could truly feel like herself.

She's got a completely functional reproductive system because of Saltarian, which is how she got to have Copia. Who, ironically, is also trans. Runs in the family probably.

- Jez

[emeritus-fuckers]

I hate Saltarian because he does not have enough personality for me to write but he also has too much personality for me to build one for him. He's like in this little grey zone where I'm unable to reach. Not cool, bro. - Jez

[emeritus-fuckers]

How do you do, fellow simps?

We are Nosferatu (also known as Rat; any pronouns; main @nosferatu-inside-of-me), Nyx (she/her; main: @christie-r0ad), and Death (she/they; main: @deaths-reign02) and we have decided to do write horny shit here. This sideblog will mostly include anything Ghost and Repugnant related. You can learn more about us here.

We also have a discord server! You can it here.

We provide content fot the entire Emeritus bloodline and some personal favorites, which means we write for:

Papa Emeritus Zero/Papa Nihil (both young and old because we're filthy simps)

Papa Emeritus I/Primo

Papa Emeritus II/Secondo (biblically accurate because y'all forget he's a party animal)

Papa Emeritus III/Terzo (he/they)

Papa Emeritus IV/Cardinal Copia

Sister Imperator (both young and old because, as written above, we're filthy simps)

Mister Saltarian

The Director

Father Jim Defroque (because y'all are sleeping on daddy Jimmy fr)

Here you can find out more about our headcanons about their identities!

Multicharacter human masterlist (more than 3 characters) can be found here.

As well as all the Ghouls:

Fire Ghouls

Alpha (he/him)

Ifrit (he/him)

Sodo (NOT Dewdrop; he/him)

Blaze (Papa Nihil's Ghoul; he/him)

Water Ghouls

Chain (it/ghoul)

Lake (he/him)

River (they/them)

Cowbell (headcannoned by us as a water ghoul; they/it)

Mist (he/she)

Rain (he/she/ve)

Storm (Papa Nihil's Ghoul; they/he)

Earth Ghouls

Cliff/Big Earth (first Earth Ghoul; they/he)

Pebble (he/him)

Ivy (he/xe)

Mountain (he/him)

Quake (Papa Nihil's Ghoul, they/them)

Air Ghouls

Eurus (first Air Ghoul, they/she)

Zephyr/ChAir (they/he)

Cirrus (she/ze)

Cumulus (she/her)

Tornado (Papa Nihil's Ghoul, ze/zir)

Quintessence Ghouls

Omega (he/him)

Delta (transelemental Water-Quintessence; they/it)

Aether (he/him)

Phantom (he/they/xey/it)

Chaos (Papa Nihil's Ghoul; he/she/they/it)

Multi Ghouls

Swiss (he/it/xey)

Phil (he/him)

Sunshine (she/her)

Aurora (she/they/fae)

Here you can find out more about our headcanons about their identities! (Ghoulettes/Ghouls/Papa Nihil's Ghouls)

Ghouls masterlist can be found here.

Other Ghost headcanons (mostly world-building) can be found here.

We also make content for the following members of Repugnant:

Mary Goore (they/them. i will not answer anything where mary goore is regrded as a he/him.)

DD Sars (he/him)

G. Grotesque (he/him)

E. Forcas (he/him)

Tom Bones (he/him)

Sid E. Burns (he/him)

Carlos Sathanas (he/they)

Chris Piss (he/him)

Here you can find out more about our headcanons about their identities!

Repugnant masterlist can be found here.

We provide both SFW and NSFW content in forms of headcanons and fics, big and small. We won't write anything that makes us uncomfortable, might post some small graphic edits, too. We're absolutely cool with LGBTQ+ stuff. This blog is a safe space for you, no matter your size, race, sexuality or identity and we promise to do our best to make you feel included, respected and comfortable. If anything we wrote or published makes you feel wrong, please do not hesitate to say so in the comments or to message Nosferatu about it.

If you do not specify that you want a oneshot/fic, we will most likely write your requests as headcanons since it's easier to read and write.

Our wonderful profile picture has been provided by the incredible @tasty-ribz. The beatiful Pride background was made by the amazing @mustluvecho.

CURRENT EVENTS:

Kinktober 2023 (it will be finished one day you just gotta believe.)

DNI AND GET TF OUT IF YOU ARE:

homophobic

transphobic

fatphobic

racist

a TERF

a pedophile

a zoophile

one of those disgusting anons who sent death threats to tasty-ribz

one of the anons bullying copias-girl

one of the assholes who spam Chris

one of the idiots invading Jutty and Liv's privacy

a Phantom/Aurora hater

As for minors: we are NOT your parents. It's your call if you read our content. We take no responsibility for it.

[emeritus-fuckers]

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