#mission to please

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Broke: Bruce doesn’t understand slang and is confused when his children use it

Woke: After an incident where he misunderstood what Jason meant when he asked if he could “yeet this guy,” Bruce made sure to always stay up to date on slang so he could understand his kids

Bespoke: The above incident did happen and Bruce does know slang, but he pretends not to and uses it incorrectly as a form of psychological warfare when his kids are being annoying

[walk-to-gallows]

So so funny that Castiel is an ancient celestial being who got too attached to some ants and ended up being subjected to the Winchesters 24/7 family drama.

[burquillos]

Day 24: Class 3A Christmas Gifts

[auteurdefeu]

“The dilfication of Pok Gukgak” he has ALWAYS been a dilf, excuse you. I know for a fact Brennan has described him as handsome in the past. My mans has always been hot and I will not stand for this slander.

[star-mail]

repost cause i decided they deserve their own post

breaking my silence,, liujiuplane <3<3<3<33<

[tomcriuse]

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015, dir. Christopher McQuarrie

[sailing-ever-west]

Reminder to keep supporting @shahednhall !!

Her sisters are sick and in pain, but being turned away from medical facilities because others have worse conditions and there is no room.

Please help Shahd take care of her family and get them to safety!

Shahd reaches out to me almost daily even though she struggles to get good internet access. Her sisters are all she has. I just donated $10, through @journalsforpalestine but they need much more than that.

Please stand with me to support Shahd 💜

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

So, you're single now? That's great. There is nothing wrong with being single. Being single is not a condition that needs to be"fixing", and there are many people who are happy on their own. In fact, trying to "fix" someone being single is a felony, and gets you registered as a sex offender. So, I think that you're fine the way you are. Oh, and don't tell the others this, but you're eligible for recruitment into the Aromantic Army, just ask any aromantic blog about it and they should understand. Have a great day!

yes I do know all of this, but the reminder does help I guess? that was a bit of an intense way to put it tho lol, but thank you.

and in fact I am already apart of such an army, and I actually am the owner of one such blog lol

[vigilskeep]

so did you guys know that there’s a war table mission if you’ve conscripted the mages where three young mages try to escape from you and injure a soldier on watch, and you get a letter from fiona to cullen “in a shaky hand”, pleading for them

[your-local-narc]

Did someone say teenage mutant ninja turtles

[fuckbarca]

something something spy au something something

[cozylittleartblog]

checking up on you

[hood-ex]

This part of "Astronaut" by Simple Plan is so Spyral Dick coded.

'Cause tonight I'm feeling like an astronaut Sending SOS from this tiny box And I lost all signal when I lifted off Now I'm stuck out here and the world forgot Can I please come down? 'Cause I'm tired of drifting 'round and 'round Can I please come down? Now I lie awake and scream In the zero gravity And it's starting to weigh down on me Let's abort this mission now Can I please come down? So tonight I'm calling all astronauts All the lonely people that the world forgot If you hear my voice come pick me up Are you out there? 'Cause you're all I've got

Grayson #9

[daedelweiss]

saw pictures of red eared slider turts riding softshell turts and people said OG donnie wouldn’t let leo do that, but you know who would? LM!donnie 😂 albeit hesitantly.

LM!donnie is pretty sickly from being away from a water source for long periods of time. he’d find a way to swim occasionally but once he reunited with his fam, leo instead he’d swim at least 3 times a week to maintain his health. • ( 🌿 please do NOT repost, edit, trace, use, and/or sell 🌿 ) 🚫 also tc*st DNI 🚫

the reference:

[negasonic9403]

Is anyone else operating like the marvel canon isn't even canon anymore? Like all of this is a fucking fever dream. Plus, the multiverse is confirmed in the MCU so reality is whatever I want it to be