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thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname · 2 days ago

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cannot express how much I love an unkillable guy. not in a cool way, but in a cockroach way, like by all rights we have physically seen him die onscreen multiple times but against everyone's wishes he just keeps coming back. the first time he comes back it's a plot twist. the second time he dies you start to see where it's going. it only gets exponentially funnier after that

#pickle pontificates #this is one of those if i had a nickel things #httyd books #alvin the treacherous #mission to zyxx #old derf #the difference is that everybody wants alvin to just please stay dead so bad #but no matter how many times they try to kill him he keeps coming back #and everybody wants old derf to just stay in one place and explain something for more than ten minutes #but he will not stop offing himself no matter how hard anyone begs him to stop

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