#miss mendeleiev

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Class of Heroes - Yendeliev Sid

Ms Mendeliev - Yen Sid

One of the most powerful and respected mages in the known world, Mendeliev took a job as a teacher due to wishing to help the younger generation harness their own powerful magic in helpful and constructive ways.

A strict but fair professor, she is adamant about her magical students not abusing their powers.

Mendeliev was one of the first people to teach Caline about magic, and was often greatly disappointed by the way she turned out. She often ended up having to stand up for Caline’s students against the woman herself, but is thankful she is making progress at least.

She has a pet mouse named Mickey, and yes, if you're on good behavior you can babysit him.

She has frequent disputes with Damocles but he knows it would be a massive mistake to fire as her mere presence is a HUGE draw for magic users! Her students and their friends often call her the true principal.

She's a sorceress with a whole bunch of apprentices! Check her out in Class of Heroes! @artzychic27 @msweebyness

[gameguy20100]

Miss Bustier: Sir, I'm worried about Francine.

Damocles: She can't be that bad.

Bustier: She doesn't even remember the student's names.

(Class)

Miss Mendeleiev: Listen up faces. In order to save time, I will call all the males Dustin and all the females Debbie's.

Marc: Dustin is actually his name.*point*

Mendeleiev: Then out of fairness to the others he will be slagathor.

Dustin: *Scowl*

Mendeleiev: Dustin, Debbie, Slagathor. I will be in my office. If you need anything feel free to bother Dupain Cheng.

[miraculous-prompts]

Grab a dictionary, flip to a random page and point, use that word to create a scene using Miss Hound, Weredad, Riposte, Olga as Psycomedian, Fu as Matagi Gozen, and Jessica as Chameleon

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Miraculous Descendent Chapter 27: The Smell of Royalty

Previous Chapter

Ladybug and Cat Noir are currently chasing after another Akuma. Said Akuma making the Eiffel Tower vanish before people's eyes earlier.

The Akuma is a male teen with slightly tanned skin, brown eyes behind a black domino mask, and brown hair under a magician top hat. Matching this, the Akuma wore a stereotypical magician outfit and had a wand.

Ladybug is already in her winter seams suit and is trying to freeze the Akuma in place while Cat Noir tries to tackle him. Unfortunately, this Akuma is very annoying. Any attack Ladybug fires at him suddenly vanish when it hits his wand while they use their cape to disappear and reappear in a different spot as Cat Noir is about to pin him.

"Ugh, will you just let us capture you!" Cat Noir finally shouts in annoyance as Ladybug is angrily nodding in agreement.

"Hahaha, sorry, heroes, but Magician of Misfortune shall never be captured. For like the Eiffel Tower, I can disappear within an instant. However, unlike the Eiffel Tower, I can reappear as well." The now-named Magician of Misfortune laughs at the frustrated heroes.

Unfortunately for him, that is, Magician of Misfortune closed his eyes while laughing at the heroes, and Ladybug was both frustrated and in a rush today.

When Ladybug sees that Magician of Misfortune is distracted by his boasting and instantly fires off another blast of ice, Magician of Misfortune isn't able to make it vanish with his wand, and he finds himself fully encased in ice. When the heroes see that, they can't help but gain savage smirks.

"Finally, hopefully, we never have to deal with this guy again." Ladybug says in the most satisfied and relieved tone Cat Noir has ever heard from his partner.

"Yes, I am fully on board with that." Cat Noir rapidly nods in agreement before the two heroes walk towards the frozen Magician of Misfortune.

Cat Noir taps on the ice while Ladybug inspects the hand holding Magician of Misfortune's wand.

"So, how are we going to get the wand?" Cat Noir asks her.

Ladybug narrows her eyes in thought as she inspects the ice. She puts her hand on the ice and the area where her hand is slowly starts to vanish as she reaches for the wand. Cat Noir grows nervous when he sees this, not wanting to deal with the Akuma again.

"Careful." Cat Noir nervously tells her.

Ladybug remains focused on what she is doing and finally manages to melt the ice enough. So only the tip of Magician of Misfortune's wand shows outside the ice. She then moves out of the way for Cat Noir.

"Alright, now you can use Cataclysm to destroy the wand." Ladybug tells him with a smile.

Cat Noir nods and raises his hand.

"Cataclysm." He says, and dark magical energy envelops his hand.

Cat Noir walks over and carefully moves his hand; so he doesn't accidentally hit the ice and release Magician of Misfortune. Finally, he taps the wand tip with his finger, and it crumbles to dust to release the butterfly. Ladybug then captures it and shouts.

"Miraculous Ladybug!"

Magic ladybugs sweep over Paris and return the Eiffel Tower to where it was before.

"Pound it." Cat Noir says happily as he turns to Ladybug with his fist raised for a fist bump.

However, he didn't see Ladybug when he turned around. He blinks for a few seconds before looking around. When he does, he sees Ladybug running away from him on the rooftops. This causes him to blink in confusion again and his fake ears to droop slightly.

"I guess she has something important to do today." Cat Noir mutters to himself as he watches her go. That is until he hears his ring beep to warn him that he's running out of time before he transforms back.

"Oh, right, I better get going too." He mutters to himself before running off as well.

Coincidently, he found himself running in the same direction as Ladybug. However, Ladybug herself was already out of eyesight.

"I wonder if she lives close to my school?" He questions in his head.

Back with Ladybug, she dove into an empty subway entrance and changed back into Marinette. She then quickly runs out of it with Tikki in her bag. As she's running, she lifts her bag and opens it to look at Tikki.

"Do you have more tips about talking to royalty to give me, Tikki?" Marinette asks her Kwami.

"No, I think you'll do okay, Marinette. Remember to stay calm and polite when you meet with the prince after you and Nate finish school." Tikki reminds Marinette.

Marinette nods before closing the bag and putting it back on her waist as she runs to school. She quickly arrives and enters her classroom to sit next to Nate.

"So, how did it go?" Nate whispers to Marinette curiously.

"We aren't going there." Marinette angrily tells him as she gains an annoyed look from remembering having to deal with Magician of Misfortune.

"Okay." Nate backs down when he sees her mood.

The two were in their science class with everyone except Adrien as they waited for the bell to ring. However, Adrien quickly arrives in the classroom and sits next to Nino with minutes to spare.

"Dude, are you alright? You were in the bathroom for a long time?" Nino asks him.

"Y-yeah, I'm just having some stomach issues today," Adrien tells Nino while blushing in embarrassment at Nino's words.

"Yeesh, been there, dude. It's never fun." Nino groans in acknowledgment.

Rose and Juleka were chatting it up in the back corner of the class. Well, it's more of Rose talking while Juleka happily listens to her.

"Oh, I can't believe Prince Ali is coming to Paris to do a charity drive. Do you think I'll get to have a chance to talk to him while he's here, Juleka?" Rose excitedly asks Juleka.

Juleka shrugs in uncertainty as she looks at her friend.

"I'm not sure, Rose. I mean, he'll probably be busy while he's here. I don't think he'll have much time for small talk." Juleka tells her, causing Rose to downcast in sadness.

She then lights up in excitement as a new idea comes to mind.

"Oh, in that case, I should give him a letter. That way, I can tell him how much I love and respect him when he isn't busy since he'll be able to read the letter whenever he has a little time to himself." Rose tells Juleka in an excited tone.

Juleka still looks unsure about her friend's plan but smiles all the same at her.

"How are you going to get it to him?" Juleka asks Rose curiously.

"Oh, that's easy. I can ask Nate and Marinette since Prince Ali is staying in their hotel. They both seem nice, so I'm sure they'll be willing to give him the letter for me." Rose tells her friend happily before looking at the two in question.

Juleka also looks at the two and decides Rose's plan might work. However, both girls stop when their science teacher enters the room with her usual stern expression.

"Alright, everyone needs to get their books out. Today we'll be studying the basics of chemistry." Ms. Mendeleiev tells her students.

Class begins and seems to be going okay as Ms. Mendeleiev explains to her students what combustion is.

"Combustion is a high-temperature exothermic redox chemical reaction between a fuel and an oxidant. Usually atmospheric oxygen-"

However, Rose stops paying attention halfway through the lesson because she's watching the news broadcast about Prince Ali's arrival on her phone.

"Today, Prince Ali, heir to the throne of the kingdom of Achu, will do the honors during his official Parisian visit by hosting a toy fundraiser for the sick children at the Paris City Children's Hospital," Nadja explains to everyone watching as a silver limo arrives in front of Le Grand Paris.

Stepping out of the limo was a teen with dark skin, olive green eyes, and short, combed black hair with a strand on his forehead.

The teen also wore a white dress shirt with an olive green tie under a light grey vest with a white pattern and gray dress jacket, grey dress pants, and black dress shoes.

"Oh, I wish I could meet him in person, Juleka. I'd love to tell him how much I admire and respect him myself instead of having to write him a letter." Rose starts to tear up slightly, and Juleka pulls a box of tissues out of her bag as if she's used to this.

"I know, Rose. Look on the bright side. You at least have some way to let him know." Juleka quietly says to her friend as she pulls out a tissue and gives it to Rose.

Rose takes the tissue and uses it to wipe her eyes before looking at Juleka happily.

"You're right, but I still wish I could have the chance to meet with him in person to tell him this," Rose says before she blows her nose with the tissue.

After her emotions seem to calm down, Rose pulls out some paper and concentrates on what she wants to tell Prince Ali. After filling the letter out, she pulls out a perfume bottle and smiles at it.

"And to finish it off, a little perfume to make it smell nice," Rose tells Juleka as she sprays the letter with some perfume.

Unfortunately, as she's spraying her letter with perfume, the smell permeates the room and catches Ms. Mendeleiev's attention. Ms. Mendeleiev turns around with an annoyed look and notices Rose. She walks up to Rose and Juleka's shared desk and looms over them slightly. Rose looks up and gets nervous when she sees that she's been caught.

"Thank you, Rose. But I don't think our classroom needs extra refreshing." Ms. Mendeleiev tells the girl.

Chloe smirks at the two in trouble.

"I thought someone packed a tuna fish sandwich, but it turns out it's Rose's perfume." She laughs at them.

"I have seen you use that perfume a couple of times before," Sabrina tells Chloe with a glare.

In annoyance, Chloe glares back at Sabrina but decides not to say anything else.

Ms. Mendeleiev confiscates Rose's perfume and then looks at her phone.

"Furthermore, using your smartphone during school hours is strictly forbidden." Ms. Mendeleiev tells Rose before she confiscates her phone too.

She then looks at the nervous Rose and glares slightly at her.

"Now, take the rest of your things and go to the principal's office." Ms. Mendeleiev orders the teen.

"Okay." Rose sadly says as she packs her things and leaves the room.

Ms. Mendeleiev walks to the front of the room and looks at her students with a severe expression.

"I want you all to pay attention to what happens when you have flammable substances like this perfume in a chemistry lab." Ms. Mendeleiev orders her class.

In one swift motion, Ms. Mendeleiev sprays the pink perfume above a flame tube before covering it with a bottomless glass container to trap it inside. Once she's sure it's trapped inside, Ms. Mendeleiev presses a button next to the flame tube to cause it to ignite. When the flame touches the perfume upon lighting, it creates a small explosion within the glass container, much to everyone but Max's shock.

"As you can see, it is hazardous to have substances like this in a chemistry lab. You may think I'm harsh, but I only take lab safety seriously. Is that understood?" Ms. Mendeleiev asks her class.

Her students nod their heads in understanding. When Ms. Mendeleiev sees this, she also shakes her head but in satisfaction instead.

"Good, I'm glad we understand each other. However, to be sure, I plan to go over lab safety and give you all a quiz at the end of the week." Ms. Mendeleiev tells them, causing some of her students to groan in dissatisfaction.

Some of her students will later swear that they saw a slight smirk appear on Ms. Mendeleiev's face when she heard those groans.

After class finishes, Nate and Marinette rush out of the school to get home as quickly as possible. However, as soon as they leave the school's front door, they are chased after by Rose.

"Wait!" Rose shouts at the two.

The two stop and turn around to see Rose running after them. When she catches up with them, she is panting a little before trying to give them something.

"I was wondering if you two could do me a favor and give Prince Ali a letter?" Rose requests as she pulls the letter out of her pocket and gives the two the letter.

"Oh, sure, Rose, I'd be happy to give Prince Ali your letter," Marinette smiles as she takes the letter from Rose.

Rose beams at her words.

"Thank you so much, Marinette. Prince Ali is amazing, and I want to tell him how much I appreciate his efforts to help people." Rose explains to the cousins with a smile on her face.

"We'll be sure to tell him how much you appreciate him," Nate tells her, smiling before he and Marinette runoff.

When Rose sees them go, Rose can't help but let out a happy giggle and pulls out her phone to a picture of several cats and dogs surrounding her.

"I did it, guys. I got to give a letter to Prince Ali. Oh, I hope he loves it. And when I get back to the shelter, you'll all get so many treats." Rose tells the photo in a happy tone.

However, that mood quickly sours when she turns to see a smirking Chloe and grows nervous. Chloe walks up to Rose and says.

"Wow, look at you, giving a letter to a prince. You're really moving up in the world, aren't you?" Chloe sarcastically tells Rose as she circles the girl in question.

"O-oh, u-uh, thank you." Rose nervously thanks the school bully.

"Yeah, maybe you'll get the chance to become a princess." Chloe continues in the same sarcastic tone.

Rose blushes at her words as she thinks about the possibility of her and Prince Ali dating.

"Though, that does bring up the question if they'll actually read it when those two give it to him. Or if they'll give it to him in the first place?" Chloe questions as she puts a finger to her chin.

"I'm sure Marinette will give him my letter. She seems nice. And I'm sure that Prince Ali will read my letter when he has some free time." Rose tells Chloe in something a little louder than a whisper.

"Oh, and what makes you say that about either of them? They're members and the family of very public figures. They have to have a certain image while out in public that they need to maintain. But when they're outside the public's view, they probably like to act very differently. One of them will probably rip that letter of yours up. Especially with that disgusting perfume on it." Chloe tells Rose with a smirk on her face.

Rose looks at the ground in uncertainty as she imagines either Marinette or Prince Ali ripping apart her letter without even bothering to read it. The thought causes tears to start forming in her eyes.

"But, who knows, maybe they won't rip it up. Maybe Marinette will forget to give it to him, or Prince Ali won't care since he may get a lot of fan mail. I mean, they are celebrities, after all." Chloe shrugs with a smirk before walking away from the now sad and worried Rose.

Rose can't help but tear up and be worried about her letter after Chloe's words. She didn't think about how much fan mail Prince Ali may get because of all his charity drives. Plus, Chloe's opinion about her perfume hurt since it was one of her favorites.

Of course, this swarm of negative emotions didn't go unnoticed by Paris's resident supervillain.

Gabriel senses Rose's rising emotions inside his office and smiles at the opportunity to surprise the heroes.

"Let's see how the heroes react to another villain appearing on the same day as Magician of Misfortune," Gabriel mutters as Nooroo appears and Gabriel transforms.

"Kaleidoscope."

Dark butterflies swarm around him, and he vanishes before reappearing in his lair. The door to his dome window opens, and Hawkmoth smiles.

"A young girl who wants to show someone they respect how they feel worried that that message will never be received or mocked by those they thought were kind. I shall grant you the power to make sure you get your message there and that it is well received." Hawkmoth states with a smile as he creates a butterfly and sends it to Rose.

Rose was sitting on a bench while looking at the perfume bottle she got back from Ms. Mendeleiev in tears. Chloe's words seemed to really resonate with the girl and make her fearful for what will happen with her letter. Unfortunately, that also means she isn't paying attention to her surroundings. Because of this, the butterfly flies into Rose's perfume bottle with ease. After it does, Hawkmoth's butterfly outline appears over a frozen Rose's face.

"Princess Fragrance, I am Hawkmoth, and I have an offer you may not want to refuse," Hawkmoth tells the girl in a confident tone.

"An offer?" Rose asks almost robotically.

"Yes, I will give you the power to not only meet with Prince Ali but also give you the ability to make him want to be around you," Hawkmoth explains to the girl.

"Really?" Rose asks in the same robotic tone.

"Yes, all I want is for you to give me the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculous," Hawkmoth tells her as an image of the earrings and ring appears in Rose's mind.

Rose gains a sinister smirk and says in a matching tone.

"Yes, Hawkmoth."

Black smoke covers Rose, and when it dissipates, Rose is replaced with a witch-like villain.

Rose's new form has moderate green skin, dark pink hair with light pink edges tied in a rosebud bun that's black on the bottom and a brilliant dark pink at the top of it, and eyes with bright pink sclera and purple irises. Hanging from her rosebud bun is a black tube that falls to the back of her knees.

Her outfit consists of a black form-fitting full-body turtle neck suit with puffed pink-highlighted shoulders and a puffed skirt with pink highlights to resemble her perfume bottle. On the chest of her costume is a pink gas emblem. She also wore dark pink heels and a black domino mask. The bottom left corner of the mask breaks off slightly and forms a swirling symbol on Rose's cheek. Rose's perfume bottle also changes and now gains a handle and trigger on its side like a handgun.

"It's time to get my prince. And nothing will stop me. Not even the heroes." Princess Fragrance cackles as she aims her gun downwards and shoots a continuous stream of perfume to propel herself forward as if she was flying.

Next Chapter

I know I'm posting this early, but one of the sites I post on will be down for a couple of hours on the 10th. So, I decided to post it a couple of days ahead.

I can't believe it's been one year since I started writing this story. Happy one-year anniversary to anyone who stuck around to read this that long.

This year I made my New Year's resolution to write more than one story at a time. I've been working through multiple ideas throughout the last year and have managed to narrow it down to three.

1) Kamen Rider Deku (Rewrite)

The first is a rewrite of my old Kamen Rider x My Hero Academia story. I didn't like how I structured the first one and have spent a while fixing that. I'm almost done with the first chapter. I plan to write a long chapter as if I am writing out the entire episode instead of part of it. The first chapter is already over 7000 words.

2) Kamen Rider Kiri

This one is a Total Drama x Kamen Rider Geats crossover story.

Chris is the jyamato leader and challenges humanity to a game where the losing race is wiped out. Humanity chooses a new batch of champions, Kamen Riders, every year to fight in these games, with the winners getting rewards such as cash, special equipment or benefits for future games, and memorabilia. The war is broadcasted worldwide for humanity to watch as their champions work to reach the final game against Chris. The program they watch it on being called Total Desire.

3) The Neo Pirates

My take on a recent One Piece prompt I posted about how a class of teens from our world are transported to the One Piece world and have to make their chosen captain the king of the pirates.

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Ml Analysis: Marinette's crush on Kim

You know, Marinette having a crush on Kim in the past in "Derision" checks out so much more than people give it credit for.

Marinette is a kid who got bullied on an sometimes even extreme level on a daily for years by Chloé and by the power she has over the school environment (or more accurately, Chloé's parents) and under these circumstances that we saw it makes perfect sense for why she felt drawn to Kim. Kim embodys alot of characteristics she would find comforting or even attractive because of her being a victim of bullying.

- Basics: Kim is tall, strong and sporty. He could effectively defend and protect her from Chloé or almost any of the other kids.

- He's stupid and this manifest itself very dominently in him not being too bothered by authority or threats. No, I'm not joking, him being stupid factors into this. "Derision" shows how everyone around Marinette is at least to some degree afraid of Chloé (or her parents) because of her power, the verbal insults she can deliver or physical "pranks"/bullying she pulls. Kim on the other hand isn't bothered in the slightest by whatever Chloé does and because of that Chloé has barely any power over him the same way she does everyone else.

Plus, Ms. Mendeleiev is characterized and highlighted as the strictest, most unfair and most "Chloé-like" teacher and one thing is for sure, she definitely would have some "nice" opinions on Kim too and certainly wouldn't hold back voicing those either. We don't need to see it on screen to know how she would treat certain students we know by now. And just like with Chloé, Kim probably isn't too bothered by Ms. Mendeleiev either besides being annoyed by her unfairness. I have no problem seeing how Marinette would find herself drawn to a person who isn't bothered by Chloé's and Ms. Mendeleiev bullying (because it's flying right over his head), something she has to constantly endure and feels very hurt by.

Also: if he already doesn't mind whatever they can do or say it to him, then the chances are good that he isn't very interested in whatever mean things they say about or do to others (meaning: Marinette) either. Logically, Marinette would find the thought of being with a person who won't listen to or believe everything bad being said about her ect VERY appealing.

- because of Kim not being bothered by the bully environment they are all in, he is probably by a good edge the most carefree and "fun" student/friend around. And fun is something Marinette certainly missed in the school environment or wished she could have despite the danger she's constantly in because of Chloé and the teachers.

- and one more thing I think is incredibly important: it's not like Marinette isn't SEEING right in front of her eyes that Kim has bully characteristics too. They immediately showed that through the old dynamic between Kim and Max:

Socqueline is right in her concern when she doesn't want Marinette to get closer to Kim because she can see that he behaves in ways that clearly will clash with everything Chloé puts her through. But the thing is, Marinette is not stupid. She knows that but she didn't minded it and was even drawn to Kim because she saw that whatever Kim is doing that resembles Chloé's bullying isn't done by him with the intention of bullying.

It is realistic that Marinette would find comfort in a person like that in her circumstances because Kim is openly showing his worst (yes, one should acknowledge here that is was clearly shown that Kim by himself would have never done to Marinette what he did. Even he double checked with Chloé if she was sure that Marinette would like a prank like that) and therefore Marinette knows (or thought) that his worst therefore can't be truly dangerous to her. And may I say, feeling like the worst the other person can/will do to you not being something you have to fear because you don't concider their worst dangerous to you IS something humans are naturally very attracted to. This perfectly checks out, Marinette’s rose-colored glasses just.. overlooked a bit too much potential danger in good faith.

What mattered most to past Marinette in that moment is that she can't see any malice in his actions and intentions. And because of that she didn't minded the thought of putting up with Kim's more negative characteristics. She knew this isn't the same as with Chloé.

This is also one major factor of why Kim's prank messed Marinette up so much and why that should have been properly acknowledge by the episode because Chloé alone didn't cause this. Kim as a person and the fact that he sorta-bullies without malice was just as important. Marinette made a clear-cut distinction between Chloé's bully behavior and Kim's and was drawn to him because in her eyes his kindness/ not maliciousness outweighed the negative.

BUT then Chloé as an outside force came along and took Kim - who is one of the few students not intimidated by Chloe and actually finds her charming - and his bullying without maliciousness and turned his regular "danger-level" up to an eleven by using his kindness/ and stupidness against Marinette.

Kim's kindness and not maliciousness may have outweighed his negative character traits and because of that Marinette wouldn't have minded at all putting up with it since she knew that Kim himself isn't a danger to her the way Chloé is, but the thing that truly traumatized Marinette is having wittnessed that a person's kindness or low danger-level doesn't stop the world around them to use and turn their kindness into something else and into a weapon against her. It's when even kindness looses it's purity and therefore can't be trusted anymore because of bad people corrupting it and the good person (this is literally the same base structure as what Gabriel does to the akuma victims Marinette has to save)

And concidering that this is exactly one of the true major issues Marinette has with pursuing Adrien romantically and which hold her back from accepting his kindness towards her as true and loving as it is - something she is even directly referring to and calling out in this very episode! - one would think this episode would have prioritized highlighting it instead of just blaming everything on Chloé and Chloé alone because it's easy. Like, that was the point!

Please point it out and not just the Chloé part! If there was one narrative half that could have remained in the surface-level subtext, it should have been the Chloé part and not the one directly explaining to us alot of major reasons why Marinette behaves around Adrien AND Chat Noir the way she does and most importantly: why Adrien/Chat Noir is inherently DIFFERENT and therefore never truly off-putting to her no matter how similar some points I just listed get.

But that is a whole analysis for itself and it's way past midnight now so I'll add it on another day.

[mlbfemslashfebruary]

Miraculous Ladybug Femslash February 2024 is here…! 

I tried to include most female characters in these ship lists, including some newer characters from Season 5.

All main girls get at least one or two pairs, but some are more popular in this chart than others. Once again, f/f starring older female characters are double-booked to allow more pairings.

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Rules:

• Any fanart, fic, playlist, or edit is welcomed in this event. Just tag your work #mlbfemslashfebruary or @ this blog so your work can be reblogged here!

• You don’t have to follow all the key words or ships for each day, they’re just prompts to help the creative process.

• If you have another femslash pairing you want to write over a certain day’s theme, go ahead! This includes creating content for poly femslash ships.

• Please no male characters or m/m ships that are genderbended. Male characters and slash ships get much more attention in fandom spaces than female characters and femslash ships. This event is supposed to help elevate femslash content, which is much rarer in fandom (and especially lacking in Miraculous Ladybug outside of a small handful of ships.)

• This event is meant to be for romantic pairings, but you can also write platonic or queerplatonic interpretations.

• No NSFW content will be reblogged for this event, but can still be created and posted on your own time.

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Below is also a written out list of the prompts, for accessibility purposes and in case the image is too hard to see.

[Image ID: A calendar for February 2024 filled with prompts for Miraculous Ladybug Femslash February 2024. Each day has two prompt words and one f/f pairing, with some days instead having two f/f pairings to showcase adult women f/f.

Day 1

• Warm • Lipstick

Marinette/Kagami

Day 2

• Lovely • Blush

Aurore/Ondine

Day 3

• Wicked • Mascara

Juleka/Zoe

OR Olympia/Barbara

Day 4

• Fixed • Shirt

Kagami/Zoe

OR Emilie/Nathalie

Day 5

• Equip • Sweater

Alya/Sabrina

Day 6

• Method • Jacket

Chloe/Alya

Day 7

• Succinct • Jeans

Zoe/Fei

Day 8

• Lonely • Skirt

Marinette/Chloe

Day 9

• Successful • Shorts

Ondine/Kagami

Day 10

• Hold • Dress

Juleka/Rose

OR Amelie/Nathalie

Day 11

• Mercy • Classical

Kagami/Alya

OR Miss Bustier/Gisele

Day 12

• Lucky • Jazz

Alya/Lila

Day 13

• Belong • Pop

Chloe/Sabrina

Day 14

FREE SLOT

Day 15

• Faulty • Rock

Marinette/Lila

Day 16

• Enthusiasm • Hip-hop

Aeon/Alya

Day 17

• Brave • Country

Rose/Mylene

OR Miss Bustier/Ms. Mendeleiev

Day 18

• Learned • Lightning

Kagami/Chloe

OR Anarka/Penny

Day 19

• Giddy • Fire

Alya/Zoe

Day 20

• Beautiful • Ice

Chloe/Lila

Day 21

• Trace • Earth

Zoe/Mylene

Day 22

• Quaint • Air

Marinette/Zoe

Day 23

• Indoor • Light

Aurore/Mireille

Day 24

• Atmosphere • Water

Juleka/Marinette

OR Anarka/Claudie

Day 25

• Gentle • Hear

Kagami/Juleka

OR Nora/Clara Nightingale

Day 26

• Idea • Taste

Alya/Marinette

Day 27

• Redeem • See

Chloe/Alix

Day 28

• Lament • Touch

Zoe/Jess

Day 29

• Scrape • Smell

Marinette/Socqueline

End Image ID]

[starsfic]

Punished

So I was re-reading LadyBugOut by @miraculouscontent and I had a thought that occurred to me when I was reading this chapter. In the very next chapter, it's mentioned that people could hear Miss Bustier and Marinette arguing and the class jumping to the latter's defense. It wouldn't surprise me if this got reported to Mr. Damocles, even if said reports didn't come from the class (which some probably did, let's be honest here, someone told their parents).

Caline had been what had been best described as a rough two days.

First had been her attempt at regaining peace in her classroom by asking Marinette, very politely, to delete BugOut, followed by the confrontation by her students. Second had been Ms. Mendeleiev’s rather harsh pointing out of her faults. After all that, Caline had tossed and turned all night, trying to decide what to do.

She wanted to deny that Mendeleiev was right. Her methods had worked for years, after all, at least from what she saw. She wanted to believe that she was wrong. Marinette was just lashing out, acting out, definitely not acting like the wonderful good example Caline knew she could be. But the thought of that brought up the memory of her students’ angry faces and Max’s cold words, and she felt sick to her stomach.

She still wasn’t sure what to do now that she was back in school. She still felt sick, although that might’ve been the lack of sleep in general. Caline glanced up and felt her stomach twist at the sight of her classroom door.

First, she needed coffee. Next, she needed to at least teach for the day and then figure out what to do.

However, her plans were stopped by a clearing of the throat.

Mr. Damocles hovered behind her, staring at her. “Ms. Bustier, can I have a word with you?” He sounded strange, almost angry.

“Oh,” She forced down the twist in her stomach and tried for a smile. “Of course, Mr. Damocles-”

“In private.”

Her stomach twisted even harder but she managed a nod. “Of course, sir.” Hopefully, this wasn’t what she thought it was. Maybe he just wanted her thoughts on something? The school dance was due to come soon and God knew how many emotions rose up during that time.

Damocles led her upstairs to his office. He opened the door for her and Caline stepped inside, sitting down. She faintly tasted bile at the back of her throat as the door shut, and he walked past her to his desk. There, he folded his hands, staring her down.

“May I help you with something?” she had to say then, praying that it wasn’t what she thought it was.

“No.” Mr. Damocles frowned, unfolded his hands, and then refolded them. “Ms. Bustier,” he finally said. “I recently received some reports from students’ parents.” Oh no. “I must note, none are from the parents of those in your class.” He pulled out a folder and set it down. It made a small thunk and Caline felt sweat start to bead up. “However, they are all concerning a fight-”

“I wouldn’t really say it was a fight,” Caline had to speak up then. “I was just trying to-”

“Make Ms. Dupain-Cheng delete a blog that has developed into an important resource?” Damocles flipped open the folder and turned it to her. Caline reached out, flipping through the pages. Through most of them were the words that had come from her:

“I advise that you take it down.”

“I’m positive you could take it down with one click if you had to.”

“The blog itself going down would have the best chance of fixing things. It will make it feel like this whole thing has been a mistake.”

“...I can explain-”

“I must advise you that, if it were more than a simple public blog, I would have to go to the police for this,” And that made her freeze. Mr. Damocles stared at her, his brows furrowed tight, and Caline realized that, no, he was actually angry. “However, as far as I know, BugOut does not have any special government protection. It is, however, an important resource.” His hands clenched tighter together. “That does not even mention that you crossed a line by telling a student what she can and cannot publish on her own social media.”

The sweat rolled down her skin. Was it just her or was it hot in here? “I felt like it was more important to protect my students,” she said, her claim sounding weak even as she said it. “Alya and Lila were being hurt by what it was saying.”

“Was Ms. Dupain-Cheng threatening them? Posting humiliating pictures of them? Doxxing them?” Damocles shook his head. “No. Ladybug was simply posting the truth, as she has the right to do. Her intention was not to harm, but to protect herself.” His brows furrowed tighter and tighter. “Next time, I would consider what it was actually doing before speaking up.”

Caline looked down at that, feeling her face grow hot. “So, am I being punished?” she said, gripping her knees and forcing back the bile in her throat.

“Yes. I want you to apologize to your class, especially Ms. Dupain-Cheng,” Well, that took the choice out of her hands. Something was pushed into her vision, and she looked up. It was a brochure for some kind of training. “This is for a training course on setting boundaries between educators and students,” Mr. Damocles said. “I would recommend you take it.”

Bustier was almost impressed. A few months ago, he would be trying his best to not make waves, at least with Chloe. She just wished it wasn’t aimed at her. “Thank you, Mr. Damocles,” She took the brochure and took in a deep breath. “I… apologize.”

He opened his mouth, probably to say that she didn’t need to apologize to him, but Caline was already up and moving. The sooner she moved, the sooner she got away from his anger.

The sooner she could forget the hot shame that welled up, deep inside.

[princess-of-the-corner]

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Heck, money rarely even plays into Chloe getting away with stuff, at least in the first three seasons. Her father abusing his position as mayor does occasionally let her do stuff through him like cancelling the music video. But we know Andre will clamp down on that stuff the moment it impacts 'him' & even then it seems to be used fairly rarely unless I miss-recall?

Honestly I think the reason Chloe avoided punishment sometimes is cos her actions were outside of school jurisdiction (Ripping up Rose's letter, embarrassing Kim on social media) or like, just verbal spats which don't seem to get anyone punished.

Generally the school just seems to not have much interest in discipline at all, which if it is a school for the upper class isn't even surprising.

Like the principle doesn't want anything to come from Alya & Nino breaking into Chloe's locker; he only acts on it when threatened with the mayor.

Most teachers don't seem to do much about Chloe's behavior but we also see them not do much about other students acting out. The most the art teacher did to Alyx for mocking Chloe till she ran off was express mild disappointment & then she went back to what she was doing.

Granted he could be operating on a "Modelling good behavior and minimal conflict" style of teaching like Madame Bustier but its very convenient that its mostly teachers with those preferences that seem to get hired.

Their scary science teacher is the exception but in the first 3 seasons we know she was fine telling Chloe to "Deal with it" and Chloe... Well just dealt with it.

As it is, given how far Lila had to go to get Marinette potentially expelled, frame her for cheating, theft & assault, as well as making such a big spectacle in front of everyone for it.

I think that Damocles just tries to avoid irritating any parents by penalizing their kids unless one raises a sufficient fuss (Lila) or basically pulls a "My parent is more powerful than their parent" card on him (Chloe)

Yeah its.

As mentioned: Punishing students seems to be so fucking low on the list of things to do for the staff.

Damocles doesn't punish Alya for breaking into and taking photos of the stuff in Chloé's locker, until Chloé plays the 'my dad, the mayor' card.

Lila had to do a LOT to expel Mari. The only times we see Bustier handling situations involves either sending the kid(s) to the principal's office('Ladybug', 'Origins') or pulling the most emotionally-charged one aside to cool off(best interpretation of 'Zombizou')

Even Mendeleiev, the harshest of the teachers? While she rudely shuts people down and roasted the hell out of Nathaniel, her biggest play is still 'send the kid to the principal'.

And we're not even going to touch the destruction of property and horrific violation of the Piss Window™ that Mari never got punished for.

[ijustliketoreadstuff]

Miss Bustier and the teachers responses to Marinette’s struggles with Chloe.

In the “Derision” flashback, we discover that throughout the school years, Marinette had faced a problematic dilemma where the teachers would side with Chloe in any given situation. Of course the biggest question in terms of this was why the teachers were not doing more to tackle the situations surrounding their students. Now, their lack of attempting to properly tackle such situations, had primarily revolved around fear and an unwillingness to spend more time to uncover the hidden truth as their lives revolved around managing numerous students, each one with their own individual issues.

 In the past, Chloe had ensured her actions remained as hidden as possible if and whenever she carried out a plan, something we have also seen her do throughout the series, in the new school year. 

(In “Mr. Pigeon”, Chloe attempted to steal Marinette’s hat design without anyone knowing, but was proven guilty as a result of Marinette sneakily incorporating her signature into the design. )

But in order to ensure the teachers would not consider Marinette’s word in the years prior, we discover that Chloe had spent time building Marinette a reputation where she would always be considered the tardy student who would be quick to disrupt class. Of course, Marinette was tardy and disruptive in class because she had trouble avoiding the pranks Chloe left her. 

(The principle, Mr. Damocles, and teachers like Ms. Mendeleiev, would only see and focus on Marinette, as well as her reaction in any given situation. Chloe would regularly direct the principle in Marinette’s direction anytime she knew her plans would stall Marinette long enough to leave her tardy.)

(Chloe’s pranks would delay Marinette from arriving to class on time while also prompting her to react and appear as the one who was insinuating conflict, leaving Chloe as just another spectator in the crowd for the majority of the time)

If any situation would result in a possible confrontation, Chloe was quick to make up any story necessary to make it seem she was being falsely accused and was not being considered in the matter, but on the chance the teachers did not comply, she was more than willing to threaten to call her father, the mayor, to have them fired through her word alone. 

Although teachers like Miss Bustier attempted to resolve any conflict between her students as best she could, her attempts to correct their behavior primarily revolved around being caring in any situation and finding the positives to things that would ordinarily be wrong through her students eyes. 

(Miss. Bustier  attempted to look at the positive in Chloe drawing on Marinette's handmade gift back in "Zombizou") 

Miss. Bustier is perfectly aware of Chloe's behavior towards others, however, she did not have the heart to be more commanding and strict towards others in order to enforce stricter rules and punishment, instead, her attempts primarily focused on attempting to teach her students compassion and finding a way to defuse a situation before things could spiral. Miss Bustier’s lessons would be upheld by many of her students, but were words Chloe was only rarely willing to take into consideration as she was not very interested in learning to uphold the lessons others taught her in her day to day life.

(In “Zombizou”, Chloe was willing to apologize to Miss. Bustier near the end, but her willingness to apologize to her, did not mean she was willing to do the same for everyone she wronged.)

Knowing that Chloe was not easy to talk to about her behavior and the things she did towards others, as Miss.Bustier explained back in "Zombizou" that people like Chloe only think of themselves and couldn't properly understand the meaning of love, Miss. Bustier had instead focused her attention on the people around Chloe, expecting students such as Marinette to be the bigger person in a situation by being the ones to set an example for others of how to properly behave in situations with people like Chloe. Miss. Bustier's attempts were to inspire students like Marinette to potentially show others like Chloe the wrong in their actions by simultaneously giving a little kindness their way, all in the hopes that people like Marinette could additionally set a good example to those like Chloe and help inspire them to acknowledge their own behavior and be willing to put in the effort and sacrifice to change themselves.

And as we saw throughout the series, Marinette would attempt to take Miss. Bustier’s words and believe in Chloe as best she could. 

Only to realize as time went by that she now faced the same struggles the teachers had as Chloe was not very willing to listen and had continued to prioritize herself despite her moments of good and despite everyone's willingness to give her multiple chances to better herself.

(In “Malediktator”, Marinette attempts to let go of her past with Chloe to give her a chance to better herself by throwing her a party to show her support and kindness. Those who attended were all willing to do the same. Unfortunately, Chloe had decided to  focus on the benefits of a hero rather than the the lessons the heroes taught her, having no interest in committing to the work and sacrifice needed to be better. Instead concluding that the power of the miraculous and her new title as a hero was something she was entitled to and was now her right to use whenever she wished)

For the teachers, Marinette was the easiest to correct and punish, however, Chloe's behavior had sadly become to difficult to correct on their own as Chloe had presented consequences to anyone who attempted to punish her and fail to meet her demands. While teachers like Miss. Bustier attempted to work around those consequences by providing as much love and compassion towards her students as she could, other teachers had accepted that it was simply out of their hands as their attempts to prevent and sort through such situations would only result in them suffering the consequences and potentially loosing their jobs.

[trashyangelic]

I'll be honest I am not good at Sleep Deprived Marinette. Someone take this to make a prompt please!!

I've read many fanfics on AO3 that has "Sleep Deprived Marinette" & "Tire Marinette Dupain-Cheng". So I was wondering if you could do this one... But haven't seen one where Marinette get akumatized when she has sleep deprived on.

Where Marinette get akumatized when she had sleep deprived? Everyone in Miss Bustier's Class had their experience of knowing about Marinette sleeps it is very brutal for them but also knows not to mess with a sleepy Marinette unless you have a death wish coming.

So What if Lila didn't listen to Marinette's warning of letting her sleep in class but she continue blabs. Everyone in the class begin to panic when Marinette started to stir in her sleep as they all witness an akuma going to her.

As soon as Miss Bustier comes in she saw an akuma going to the sleepy Marinette she has been told by Ms. Mendeleiev about Marinette's sleep deprived they are never good sign to wake her up. It made Miss Bustier to go pale as white as she slowly backed away but closed the door to sit at the teacher's lounge hoping this would be over.

Not really? Adrien can see it but really do not want to fight Marinette when she get akumatized. Since he accidentally saw Marinette being Ladybug last night when she had dropped near 3 feet from air for him to catch her in time.

Marinette is not happy being akumatized she decided to give Lila a piece of her mind of waking her up when she told her to stop talking to let her sleep but no she decided to do it anyway this is what happens when you akumatized a sleepy Marinette!

Can someone also add a Character Death as Lila Rossi where she experienced herself being torned into limb and Hawkmoth aka Gabriel Agreste being dragged like a ragged doll being beaten by a Sleepy Akumatized Marinette as for the akuma class finds a way to calm her down? While Adrien had no other choice to fight the Sleepy Marinette but sees Tikki coming to him by dragging Chloe with her.

[imsparky2002]

DC & Marvel AU: Teachers

DC

Caline Bustier: Hugo Strange

Olga Mendeliev: Chief (The One in the Wheelchair)

Alonzo Grotke: Black Lightning

Dahlia Winters: Crazy Quilt

Principal Denis Damocles: Warden Sharp

Marvel

Caline Bustier: Medusa

Olga Mendeliev: Hank Pym

Alonzo Grotke: Blade

Dahlia Winters: Chameleon

Principal Denis Damocles: Thunderbolt Ross

Lemme know what you think in reblogs and comments. Names will come soon. @artzychic27 @msweebyness @nerd-chocolate

[gameguy20100]

what is your opinion on ms. mendeleev?

I think she's crabby and probably drinks on the job because she hates being a teacher.

I don't know why the fandom has this idea that she's awesome and always sticks up for Marinette and is ruthless to bullies. That's never been implied.

If anything, she's worse than Bustier. Miss Bustier might be naive, but she seems to genuinely care about her students. Medeleev doesn't.

[lostuntothisworld]

As someone who wears glasses, I adore how many characters wear glasses in the show. And it's not just the stereotypes that would wear glasses, too!

Off the top of my head we have: Alya, Nino, Max, Gabemoth, Nathalie, Sabrina, Chris, Mrs. Mendeleiev, that one Lilamoth disguise in the season 5 finale, Socqueline, Veronique, Odille, Lian, more characters from the Specials that I don't remember the names of, I'm sure I'm missing some

I like to imagine what kind of glasses owners each would be. I can see Alya, and Nathalie religiously going to the eye doctor once a year, but Gabe goes probably every 3 months. Nino only goes once a year, and during his day to day life, forgets to clean his glasses, but if he's shooting a movie, cleans them every hour on the hour. Mrs. Mendeleiv hasn't been the eye doctor in years, and is greatly in need of a new prescription. But at least her lenses are spotless! Sabrina has broken her glasses more times than she can count, and Socqueline has misplaced her glasses more times than she can count

[aalissy]

Passing Notes

Day 4 is done! And we finally have a chapter set during s5 where Adrienette are fully in their relationship hehehe. In case of any potential spoilers, I have this chapter set sometime post Pretension but pre Confrontation just to let you know :). Lemme know what you think <3

AO3

Adrien could barely contain his brimming excitement. His mind was hazy, dizzy with the fact that his girlfriend, his Marinette, was sitting directly behind him.

Had it always been like this? Had he always been so hyper-focused on her? So attuned to every scratch of her pencil against her notebook. Caught off guard by the swish of her hair every time Marinette shifted ever so slightly. A trail of goosebumps ran along his arm every time Adrien thought she so much as glanced at him.

He couldn’t remember it ever having been this bad, but he had certainly been very aware of Marinette before they had begun dating.

A small smile twitched at his lips as he remembered all of the excuses he had used just to talk to her. How had he not realized his feelings for her sooner? It seemed so obvious now.

Shaking his head, Adrien attempted to finally begin trying to listen to their professor. He couldn’t think about Marinette during their entire lecture. Much as he might want to. 

Just as he put his pencil to the tip of his paper, his shoulders tensed as someone lightly tapped him on the back. Waves of heat erupted along his back and Adrien knew in that instant exactly who it was. Marinette.

Turning his head ever so slightly so as not to get caught not paying attention to their lecturer, he snuck a glance at her. 

Marinette was smirking. Her bluebell eyes twinkled down at him with mischief. She glanced down pointedly and it was only then that Adrien managed to tear his eyes from her face to see the note she was protectively cradling. Gingerly, he plucked the precious note from her grip, taking care to brush his fingers against hers.

Carefully, he unfurled the note under his desk going slowly so as not to make even the slightest crinkle. He was not about to get this note stolen from him. Every so often, Adrien would peek up at Mlle. Mendeleiev in an effort to make certain he wouldn’t get caught. When he finally managed to open the note, Adrien felt his heart speed up at the tiny, delicately scrawled words inside.

I miss you.

♡ Marinette

Slowly, his fingers traced over the heart again and again. How had he gotten so lucky? How was it possible that he had managed to win Marinette’s love? It just didn’t seem plausible. She was everything.

Staring directly at the board, Adrien began to scribble down a few quick notes from the lecture. Then, after he had thrown off any possible suspicion, and Mlle. Mendeleiev had her back turned to noisily draw on the chalkboard, he quickly tore off a small piece of paper.

Tapping the pad of his eraser against his chin, he thought about what he would write. How could he possibly convey just how much he utterly adored her? How could he tell her how his heart ached even though they were but a seat apart? 

There was only one thing he could think of that could even begin to tell her the extent of his undying affection for her. 

Writing the three words down on the small scrap of paper, Adrien then stretched his arm back. He gave an obnoxious cough in an effort to grab Marinette’s attention. It worked by the way her sweet giggle graced his ears and he quickly beamed at the heavenly sound.

He felt her reach down, her fingers stroking softly against his palm before drawing away. Instantly, he missed her warmth, wishing he could wrap his hand around hers once more. In fact, their hands should never be parted. Entwined forever so they could never be apart. 

Adrien’s heart tugged as his father’s words echoed in his head. He’d be going to London after the school year ended and then how could they stay together? He quickly shoved that dark thought aside, however. It did no good to dwell on painful thoughts like that. Instead, he was going to make the most of his time with her.

Her quiet, pleased gasp soon had a smile gracing his face once more. Oh, how he wished he could have seen her pretty pink lips part with a mixture of awe and joy. Wished he could see her beautiful sapphire eyes twinkle up at him.

I love you.

Three simple little words that said so much.

Adrien felt Marinette lean in closer to him, shivers racing up his spine as her breath tickled against the back of his neck. 

“I love you too,” she whispered before sitting back in her seat.

Nothing could have stopped the ridiculously giddy beam from blooming across his lips. She loved him. She loved him and he loved her. So, so very much. And nothing, not his father nor any akuma would ever... could ever get in the way of that.

[awholelotofladybug]

Parent-Teacher Chat 2: A Stammering Adrien AU Moment

Based on This AU

Continuing the trend of mending fences, Audrey decides to meet up with another childhood acquaintance: Her daughter's science teacher, and her former best friend, Olga Mendeleiev.

Audrey: So, after taking time to rethink my life and choices, I realized that I might have made you suffer more than I realized. Making you carry my books, do my homework, fetch me drinks, and the like. None of it seems like real friendship, looking back.

Olga: *still grading papers* Not to mention the fact that you never apologized.

Audrey: I know, I know. But that's why I'm here. *takes a deep breath* I'm sorry, Olga. Friend or not, I never should have treated you that way. It was wrong.

Olga: *still grading papers and not talking*

Audrey: *sighs* Listen, you've every right to be angry with me. Quite frankly, I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted to...

Olga: Audrey.

Audrey: *stops* Yes?

Olga: I forgive you... And... I wouldn't mind being friends again.

Audrey: *genuinely surprised* Why?

Olga: Strange as it sounds, there's a part of me that's always missed you... Plus, I talked to Caline and Sabine, and they vouched for you, so why not?

Audrey: *eyes start sparkling* Oh Olga! *hugs her tight* Thank you, thank you, thank you! You won't regret this! It'll be better this time around! You, me, Sabine, Caline, we're all going to be the best of friends, you'll see!

Olga: *gasping* Wonderful, now will you please allow me to breathe?

Audrey: *immediately lets her go* Sorry. But I give you my word, Olga, from now on, I'll be the sort of friend you all deserve.

Olga: Sounds good to me.

Audrey: On that note, is there a chance this will help Chloe get better grades in your class?

Olga: Don't push it.

Audrey: Worth a shot.

[artzychic27]

And now a random post that totally doesn’t explain my current feelings by using Marc

Alix: Tell him! Do it!

Nathaniel: I don’t want to! I’m scared!

Ismael: It’s either you, his doting boyfriend he’d never hurt, or us. Just give us the signal and we’ll get him in The Box. Now go! *Pushes Nathaniel into the art classroom and shuts the door*

Nathaniel: … Uh… Rainbow?

Marc: *Looks up from his journal* Oh, hey Nath. What’s up?

Nathaniel: Um… So… AO3 is down.

Marc: Yeah, that sucks. I was right in the middle of this really good fic, but it’ll be back up in an hour or two.

Nathaniel: … Actually, Rainbow… Sweetie pie… Light of my life, my love and reason I get up every morning… There was a… DdoS attack… And… AO3 might be down for… A while…

Marc: *Creepy head tilt* … I do not understand the words you are saying…

Nathaniel: … Well…

*Outside*

Aurore: *Holding a cattle prod* How do you think it’s going?

*Before anyone could answer, a crash is heard*

Alix: GET THE FUCK IN THERE, PEOPLE! MOVE!

Marc: I’LL BURN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! *Chucks a table out of the window* WHO THE FUCK DO THESE BLOODY CUCKS THINK THEY ARE?! SO MANY OF MY STORIES ARE ON THERE, AND THEY HAVE THE FUCKING GALL TO DO THIS!

*Denise and Ivan tackle Marc to the floor and restrain him*

Nathaniel: They’re just gonna have you rest in The Box for a while, Rainbow. It’ll be okay.

Marc: *Getting dragged away* NOOOOOOO! I’LL BURN THIS FUCKING CITY TO THE GROUND! *Headbutts Ivan, bites Denise’s arm, and escapes while the teachers chase him down* YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Adrien: Uh… What’s The Box?

Nino: Oh, just something the school had made when Marc couldn’t access AO3 for… For like a week.

Adrien: How long did he stay in there?

Nino: A week.

Denise: *Bleeding from their arm* It’s pretty brutal.

Adrien: Denise! You’re bleeding!

Denise: Oh, I don’t think it’s as bad as last time… I hear colors.

Louis: *Getting choked by Marc* You have the shot! Take the shot!

M. Grotke: *Shooting tranquilizers at Marc* I am taking the shot! He’s resisting! These things are supposed to take out Clydesdales!

*One hour later*

Meme. Mendeleiev: Okay, Nath. You know the drill. Here’s his lunch, and your tranq gun. *Hands Nathaniel a lunch tray and a tranquilizer gun*

Alya: Why does he need a tranq gun?!

Marinette: Did you not see Marc rip a door off of its hinges?

Mme. Mendeleiev: Remember, if you miss, play dead, and he’ll lose interest. Godspeed. *Pushes Nathaniel into the basement and shuts the door*

Nathaniel: Okay, it’s just like last time. Nothing to worry about. *Approaches a glass box in the middle of the room, and standing dead center in it is Marc in a prison jumpsuit*

Marc: Hello, Clarisse.

Nathaniel: Really?

Marc: What? Just trying to lighten the mood. Come onnn! Let me out! I promise, I won’t try to murder anyone this time. Don’t you trust me?

Nathaniel: Marc, of course I trust you. But you just need to calm down until AO3 is back up. For God’s sake, we almost lost Louis.

Marc: … Okay. That’s fine. I get it… Why don’t you be a dear and slide that tray in?

Nathaniel: Sure. *He opens a small glass door and starts sliding the lunch tray through it, only for Marc to grab his wrist* MARC! WHAT THE HELL?!

Marc: LET ME OUT OF HERE! I’LL MAKE OUT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU’RE SICK OF ME!

Nathaniel: *Yanks his arm away* There is a laptop next to you! You can read Wattpad, Fanfiction.Net, or Quotev. Love you, nutcase. *Blows him a kiss and leaves*

Marc: YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO PEOPLE! THERE’S NOTHING ON WATTPAD BUT STORIES WRITTEN BY EMO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS! IT’S ALL BAD!