#minute mysteries

[daviddunwoody]

Lateral Thinking Exercise

A body is discovered in a housewares store. It is a naked man. It appears he broke in during the night, but there are no signs of bodily harm.

“He may have lived to tell the tale had he chosen a different store,” Haledjian said.

How did the man die? Answer is in comments.

[ponpasta]

HAPPY BDAY MIKU

[declamationark]

DPxDC prompt: Danny Phantom is an extremely high-level threat due to his capabilities and experience battling against his ghostly enemies. Batman is creating a contingency plan for him and Constantine's advice, as the one who dances the tango with the Infinite Realms? A bone-weary sigh of "plop him down a telly and put on a NASA documentary or something. It's like you haven't been dealing with teen kids for decades now fer fuck's sake."

[grillesscheese]

[yujateaandpi]

Girls don’t want boyfriends girls want to infodump about their niche special interests.

[scribz-ag24]

Who wouldn't like dusknoir, he's the most charming pathetic man you'll ever meet in your life

I like embarrased grovyle, as well

[a2zillustration]

Gale and I had the exact same reaction when we opened that door.

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[its-a-me-mango]

What's on my thoughts?..

SMG3 watching SMG4 wearing random dresses, and also that one black dress that ur leg thighs and some other shit that kinda shows skins

Wonder what in his mind watching his bf in a dress like that

4 he's not trying to rizz you up this time, he's trying to tell you that high side split dresses tend to work better with either high rise underwear or no underwear at all, he is criticising your outfit execution. He just doesn't think how to word things before he talks.

[azurityarts]

Cheers, @fujii-draws! The best Dadnoir in Treasure Town 👻

[mosaickiwi]

(sorry for any mistakes, English is not my native language) Hello, I hope you are doing well! Can I ask you for a drabble about the wedding day of an emotional MC who burst into tears because she thought that this day would never come and REDACTED, but without the “lavish ceremony” (lots of guests, wedding suits, huge celebration, etc.) (please forgive me, I hope I was able to express myself clearly, thank you very much and have a nice day!) ฅ'ω'ฅ

!!!

By law I must post wedding fic on Valentine's Day!!!

14 Days With You is an 18+ Yandere Visual Novel. MINORS DNI

~Wedding Day~

You nervously toyed with the ring in your palm, heart racing so hard it hurt. It was still difficult to believe what was happening. This was happening.

It was the same golden ring your partner had worn since you first met him. There wasn't a moment you ever saw them without it as he changed from a shy, stuttering mess in a cardigan to the clingy, dark-haired brat of a man you fell in love with more and more each day. Although the amount of rings they wore had grown.

That fateful day on the playground was something you couldn't even remember, and from what your companion told, you didn't want to. The second try was a far better memory for the both of you anyway. You were the one who proposed that time, catching them by complete surprise with the confidence you never usually had to ask anything of him. But you managed to do it.

And now you were the one who would put a ring on their finger.

“We haven't even started the vows,” [REDACTED] quietly said, pulling you from your thoughts. “Y'can’t be cryin’ just yet, Angel.”

“Am I crying?” The words came out hoarse from your already tightening throat. You hadn't realized. Sure enough, hot tears were streaming down your face as he gently wiped at them with his thumb. 

You tried to calm down, gazing up at him to distract yourself. Their voice had the same familiarly teasing tone it always did, but you could tell from the soft quiver to his lower lip that he was holding back his own tears.

“Yeah, it’s—” He let out a sound somewhere between a laugh and a sob, then hurriedly pushed his dark hair out of his reddening eyes. You wanted to tease him back about it, but you knew if you tried to speak again the tears would come flooding even worse. Another few moments passed as you both tried to collect yourselves.

Surprisingly, it took him a little longer. The tears on your cheeks had long fell and dried while he stood in front of you, eyes shrouded behind their bangs.

But after one more unsteady breath, he seemed to find his way again and look at you. “Are you ready?” they asked, a shakiness to their hands as he reached for the dangling chain around your neck—the necklace he’d given to you months ago once he’d found the courage to say yes to your proposal.

With your anxious nod of approval, he continued. Cool fingertips brushed at your collarbone, finding the silver clasp at the back of your neck and releasing it with a faint clicking of metal. The necklace fell loosely in his hands as he pulled it away. The golden ring easily slid from the chain and he rolled it in his fingers for a long moment, staring at it silently.

They were noticeably calmer this time, with a trembling smile that reached their eyes as he took your left hand and repeated himself. 

“Ready?”

[daviddunwoody]

The Big Top Bludgeoneing

Bellham Burton, ringmaster & company manager, lay murdered in the center circle. The suspects gathered:

Cedric the elephant tamer, a deaf-muted individual;

Ruth the fortune teller, who worked just outside the tent drawing in rubes;

Marco the strongman, whose chiseled body was etched with tattoos.

“Polo,” Haledjian quipped as Sergeant Winter led Marco away in irons .

Based solely on the above information—what made Dr. Haledjian finger Marco?

[hayaku14]

kaito buying every ticket to every soccer game available just to see that excited look on shinichi's face

[chaos0pikachu]

Great's one ep away from a Kimlock Holmes red string murder board (cunty edition)

[miroimirage]

[ghost-bxrd]

"You're a kid whos mom was obsessed with a cult, and when you were just 12, she sacrificed you. You end in hell and expected to be tortured for eternity, but turns out the demon wanted a child of his own"

by WRITING PROMPTs

Maybe Bruce?

Aweee now, just imagine!

These cultists? Totally an accident that they for the ritual right. Jason doesn’t die so much as he just seem to kind of vanish into smoke and—

wtf.

Ok.

There’s- there’s a whole child.

Right at Bruce feet. All of a sudden.

A human child.

In hell.

And look, they couldn’t have chosen a worse demon to send a sacrifice to because Bruce? He’s a protector of children.

Because there’s something that so many story and demonology books get wrong.

Hell is for the bad people to be punished for all eternity.

And Bruce? And all the other demons populating hell? Well, they exist solely for one reason:

To punish sinners for the crimes they committed in life.

It’s a jail. Bruce and his fellow demons are the jailers. They don’t guard the doors of hell because they don’t want anybody to get in, they’re guarding them so nobody gets out.

But children, children have no business being in this place of torture and agony. Not ever. There’s a whole ass system in place to keep the good souls from accidentally wandering where they shouldn’t be.

So Bruce sees this tiny, starved child crying and screaming and— fuck. This is a Dick situation, isn’t it? He needs to go to earth. Again. And drag some people down to damnation all early and piss off death again. But you know what? Tough shit. They want a demon? They’re gonna get one.

(Jason is soon introduced to another strange human after he mysteriously pops back up on earth. His name is Richard “Dick” Grayson, and his teeth are too sharp and his pupils look almost reptilian in the right light, but he takes Jason to a big ass house with a real strange butler and lots of food.

Jason thinks he’s seen the weird Brucie guy who introduces himself as Dick’s dad somewhere before… but Jason is cool with not looking a gift horse in the mouth. After all, what are the chances he’ll fall into another cult’s hands so soon after the last?)

[takethebodymarc]

tubbo having a breakdown over the movie challengers😭

"WHY WHERE THEY KISSING FOR SO LONG?!"

transcription below!

tubbo: have you see "challengers", badboyhalo?! badboyhalo: no what's "challengers"? tubbo: a movie! badboyhalo: ok, what is it about? tubbo: kissing! badboyhalo: that's crazy tubbo: did you see how long they were kissing?! badboyhalo: no, like i said i haven't seen it! tubbo: they were kissing for so long! badboyhalo: how long is so long? tubbo: why were they kissing for so long?! badboyhalo: what, like 3 seconds? tubbo: like minutes! badboyhalo: woah, that- that's way too much kissing