#minute mysteries

[daviddunwoody]

Lateral Thinking Exercise

A body is discovered in a housewares store. It is a naked man. It appears he broke in during the night, but there are no signs of bodily harm.

“He may have lived to tell the tale had he chosen a different store,” Haledjian said.

How did the man die? Answer is in comments.

[ponpasta]

HAPPY BDAY MIKU

[declamationark]

DPxDC prompt: Danny Phantom is an extremely high-level threat due to his capabilities and experience battling against his ghostly enemies. Batman is creating a contingency plan for him and Constantine's advice, as the one who dances the tango with the Infinite Realms? A bone-weary sigh of "plop him down a telly and put on a NASA documentary or something. It's like you haven't been dealing with teen kids for decades now fer fuck's sake."

[grillesscheese]

[scribz-ag24]

drew a small celebi dusknoir interaction you shouldnt think much about bc it doesnt really make sense, i really only wanted to draw celebi falling for the guy so i could finally post this

the effects a crush (aka se5) can have on how you perceive someone

[blueskittlesart]

good news everyone im doing another legend of zelda presentation for my very serious senior level college class

[plutosoda]

designed a goofball jirachi oc and got obsessed with drawing it. oops

[shanklin]

Time travel fail in which Stan goes back to not break Ford's project, but gets bored waiting for the science fair and decides he might as well give the footbot another try.

He's no McGucket but he knows enough technical mumbo jumbo to make it move at least. If it goes well maybe they let him graduate high school this time around!

Enter the West Coast Tech judges

Genius kid doing genius kid things?

BORING

Worst student the school has ever seen building a fully functional talking robot? The stereotypical dumb boxer kid always overshadowed by his nerdy brother being a secret neglected undiscovered genius? 

THEY CAN SELL THIS! THEIR PR DEPARTMENT WILL LOVE THIS! A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY!

Before Stan has time to process anything he’s already being shipped off California with a full scholarship to be West Coast Tech's new poster child. 

Filbrick: I don’t care how you convinced them you’re worth anything. Don’t fuck this up and earn us millions or you’re not welcome in this house anymore!

Ford is convinced Stan cheated his way into West Coast Tech so they won't get seperated. Ford doesn’t apply to West Coast Tech out of spite. And he's definitely not believing Stan's ridiculous time travel explanation for a second.

Ford becomes obsessed with proving that Stan’s a fraud instead. 

At least they’re still talking. Even if talking means listening to Ford finding flaws in the newest paper Stan was forced to write.

Poor Stan just wants to go home to Gravity Falls and reopen the Mystery Shack

[payasita]

oh please don't go! i'll eat you up, i love you so! 🎶

jam fresh out the blender

[yujateaandpi]

Girls don’t want boyfriends girls want to infodump about their niche special interests.

[a2zillustration]

Gale and I had the exact same reaction when we opened that door.

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[daviddunwoody]

The Big Top Bludgeoneing

Bellham Burton, ringmaster & company manager, lay murdered in the center circle. The suspects gathered:

Cedric the elephant tamer, a deaf-muted individual;

Ruth the fortune teller, who worked just outside the tent drawing in rubes;

Marco the strongman, whose chiseled body was etched with tattoos.

“Polo,” Haledjian quipped as Sergeant Winter led Marco away in irons .

Based solely on the above information—what made Dr. Haledjian finger Marco?

[its-a-me-mango]

What's on my thoughts?..

SMG3 watching SMG4 wearing random dresses, and also that one black dress that ur leg thighs and some other shit that kinda shows skins

Wonder what in his mind watching his bf in a dress like that

4 he's not trying to rizz you up this time, he's trying to tell you that high side split dresses tend to work better with either high rise underwear or no underwear at all, he is criticising your outfit execution. He just doesn't think how to word things before he talks.

[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

girl he has you raising the dead for him. stop.

[scribz-ag24]

Who wouldn't like dusknoir, he's the most charming pathetic man you'll ever meet in your life

I like embarrased grovyle, as well

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

nobody:

me listening to the last episode: