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[roosterjournal]

Raiders Eye Lions Coordinators for Interviews, Highlighting Tom Brady's Broadcasting Dilemma

As NFL fans gear up for the playoffs, the Detroit Lions are poised to make their postseason debut. However, an intriguing twist awaits viewers this year. The NFL landscape could witness its first instance of an owner offering commentary on coaches he is also considering for a job. The Las Vegas Raiders recently parted ways with head coach Antonio Pierce, initiating a search for a new leader. In…

[deadsetobsessions]

This is based off of that one tiktok from @sorruna where it’s the audio from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse.

——

Dick Grayson was a sneaky, intelligent little shit.

He was also dumb. These things are not mutually exclusive.

To this day, one of his best kept secrets- one of the many, many that he had now- was something he’d take to his grave.

Or to Jason’s grave, at least.

Dick sat down and began telling the story to ears that would never truly hear it.

——

Batman’s voice rumbled behind him as Dick, in his Robin suit, stood blankly on top of a roof.

“I know you snuck out last night, Robin.”

Dick froze, train of thought about his dinner derailed. Holy busted, Batman! Quick! Play dumb!

“Who’s Robin?” He asked, the years of performing in front of a large crowd coming to save his ass.

Not that dumb!

Batman sent him a dry look, reprimand already poised on his lips. Dick, however, was nothing but a good performer. Nay, a dedicated performer.

Quick! Do something out of character! He shouted at himself, panicking visibly. He stepped backwards, an idea appearing in his head. In his defense, it sounded like an amazing idea at the time. He had no idea it would blow up into a Justice League issue. If he had known… Dick would have lied better, probably. There was no way he was going to let B bench him for weeks!

“Who the fuck are you?!” He yelped. Dick apologized mentally to Alfred and his parents. Batman paused, stunned.

“That’s my question. Who are you?!” Bruce asked, immediately hostile. His son doesn’t curse. Well, not in any normal way anyways. Dick quickly backpedaled by yelling at him with a heavy Vlax dialect, missing his parents terribly as he screamed stranger danger in rudimentary Romany. After this, he was going to have to convince Bruce to get him a language tutor. He refused to forget one of the only ties he had left to his parents.

“Wait, wait- you’re my son.” Bruce replied back, in perfect Romany. He looked more convinced but still skeptical.

“My dad is a circus performer! Not a flying rat!” Dick screeched back. He couldn’t help but feel touched about Bruce seeing him like a son.

“Oy! Keep it down out there, you assholes! Some of us like our sleep, damn!” A random Gothamite screamed out of their window.

“Yo, shut the fuck up! The vigilantes are helping to keep the rent low, motherfucker!” Another Gothamite shouted back.

….

Needless to say, Bruce quickly brought Dick back to the cave- with precautions to make sure he didn’t figure out where the Cave was if Dick was actually someone else.

——

“You would have loved it, Little Wing. B was running around like a headless chicken. The memory loss protocol was actually made because of me, you know.” Dick chuckled, sniffling as he talked to the carved gravestone.

It did not reply.

——

The blood tests came back. Yeppers, Dick sarcastically thought, who woulda thought I’m me?

Reinforcements were called in.

Meaning, Batgirl.

“Watch him while I contact Justice League Dark.”

“You think it’s magic?” Barbara asked.

“Yes. There was no one else near our vicinity that could affect Dick like this. He has no head wounds.”

“Eesh. Okay, go. I’ll watch him.”

Bruce disappeared in his zeta tube, looking harried. So, to everyone that’s not a Bat, he looked absolutely terrifying.

“What did you get yourself into now, Boy Wonder?” Barbara sighed. Dick was careful to keep any signs of recognition out of his face.

“Stop calling me that! Where are my parents?!” He asked back. Barbara coughed and looked uncomfortably away.

That’s right, Babs. I’m pulling out the orphan card. Feel bad. Dick hid his feral grin.

“They’re… uh, busy.” Busy being dead, Barbara thought, immediately wincing at her own thoughts. Apparently, Dick thought the excuse was lame too, and he sent her an incredulous look.

“Would you like refreshments, Master Dick?”

“What?”

Alfred held out some cookies on a platter, giving Babs a quelling look as she tried to reach for his share.

“Oh, wow, these are really good!” Dick said as he shoveled cookies into his mouth. He tried to replicate the reaction he had when he tried these for the first time, and from Alfred’s satisfied look, Dick nailed it.

——

“Robin doesn’t remember who he is.” Batman rumbled as he all but dragged Zatanna and Constantine by the scuff of their jackets towards the zeta tubes.

“Hey, wait-”

“We have no time.” Batman snarled, tossing the two magic users into the zeta. He punched in the destination.

When they got there, he glared at the two magic users until they got into the cave.

“Damn, Bats. Really living up to your name, huh?”

“Not bad,” Zatanna said as she looked around.

“Robin,” Batman- Bruce- reminded them. He did a quick glance over to check on his kids, and found them satisfactorily uninjured. Though, Barbara was looking worse for wear. Bruce quickly found out why as she stalked to him.

“You deal with him.” She muttered. “I’m going home.”

Bruce blinked and nodded. “Get home safe.”

Zatanna and Constantine followed Batman as he walked towards Robin. It was odd to see the normally laughing child frown.

“It’s you! The kidnapper! Where are my parents?!”

Bruce winced which, for him, was akin to a full body flinch and recoil. No wonder Barbara was so tired.

“Fix it.”

“Don’t get your knickers in a twist, Batsy.” Constantine grumbled.

“Well help, Batman. Though… I’m not sure if he should be doing that.”

Bruce sharply turned his head back to where Dick was. Emphasis on was. Because now, he’s halfway up the giant dinosaur the Robin had insisted they keep.

“Robin, get down from there!”

“Stranger Danger!” Dick hollered back.

Batman- Bruce Wayne- sighed.

“That’s high level magic,” Zatanna hummed. “I can’t feel anything, but I know for sure that he won’t die. Magic like that either dissipates naturally or…”

“Lasts forever,” Constantine finished.

Bruce groaned, shooting off a grappling line and swooping upwards to catch Dick as he fell from the giant dinosaur.

——

“I pretended to get my memories back later,” Dick chuckled. “And pretended to forget the whole thing. Bruce was so relieved that I stopped knocking things over and trying to do cartwheels in high places that he totally forgot I snuck out.”

Dick patted the headstone.

“But between you and me? I’m pretty sure Alfred knew. I think B pissed him off that week.”

[angelyuji]

If you could, How would step bro peter react to the reader being just as crazy (if not more) than him? Love your writing btw!! ❤️🕷️

18+!!!!!! minors dni!!!!!

i mean…. if ur just as into him as he is to you, he’s definitely going to start pushing more boundaries to see what else you’re going to allow.

may had very excitedly called a family movie night to “bring you two closer together”. she put you and peter together on the love seat as her and your father shared the couch. “its a new thing i read about in that parenting book. i dont have a tshirt that would fit the two of you, sooo (y/n) and peter sit on the love seat together.” she smiled.

peter shifts beside you, tangling your legs closer together under the blanket. you take your eyes off the movie to shoot him a glare. you whisper into his ear, “theres already no space, jerk, stop moving around. peter wiggles around more and elbows your side, hearing your complaint. you huff in pain, muttering another insult.

“just sit on my lap, then we’ll both have space.” peter whispers back. you raise an eyebrow. he smiles innocently. you glance over at may and your dad, their full attention was on the movie and away from the two of you.

“if you say so.” you whisper back, peter’s eyebrows furrow at your tone. as quietly as possible, you shift yourself onto peter’s lap without moving the blanket too much. you shift around on his lap and peter’s hands grip your waist. you could feel him getting hard as your warmth grinds down on him.

“what are you doing?” peter’s voice was gruff. his hands move down your waist to your thighs.

you lean back and rest your head on his shoulder, “i’m just getting comfortable.”

so yeah if ur into the same freak nasty stuff as him, he’s literally never gonna keep his hands off you. you guys are only going to fuck around in secret of course. may and your dad or mom or ur whoever canNOT find out.

[blueskittlesart]

Wait wait, what the Loz sibling manga?

oh god i want to say it was one of the early NES promo mangas. iirc it was by mishouzaki?? it was legitimately batshit insane. they obviously hadnt figured out like. ANY lore whatsoever at that point and im not entirely sure that mishouzaki ever actually. played the game. or even read the manual. so the triforce functioned as like. a typical 80s manga space-weapon almost and zelda wore like a mech suit at one point and link experienced actual in-universe racism multiple times and at the end of the manga it's revealed that link and zelda are half-siblings because zelda's mother CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND

[icryyoumercy]

i kind of want to write a second part to a fic i wrote, but the story needs a lawyer, and also some understanding of. manumission, and the associated legal problems (in the context of murderbot diary secunits); and probably also labor laws, mostly about appropriate pay and work safety procedures; and theft vs. smuggling vs. liberation when it comes to living beings

which i could theoretically google, but i have absolutely no idea where to start apart from the us civil war, and possibly ancient rome, both of which are kind of difficult to find info on that i can understand as a layperson while also being (more or less) neutral and without judgement, and also neither seem very applicable for a science fiction story

so. uh. if there's anyone following me who knows about these things and is willing to explain things to me in small and simple words, pretty please?

[chaos64sprinkles]

Ursa Minor Art-Fight 12/43

(Attack against Opposing Team) Character Owner - https://artfight.net/~Puppysprinkle

[till-alnst]

reminder to not send me weird shit. youre wasting my time with it. go touch grass or something instead of asking me weird and uncomfortable things.

[shecanball]

they can never make me hate you mr. worldwide

[joe-myosotis]

I got inspired by the greatest living show vid on yt by itoki hana & toby fox and couldnt keep this idea out of my head

[nevadaafterdark]

thinking about big men again 😖😖 not men who are just big in size in height, but men who think that since i'm smaller, they have control. and i love pressing that switch that just turns their brains off and turns them into little whimpering puppies that only know how to rut and hump and lick.. it's not their fault they need to be trained!! but they're lucky i'm here and willing to take on such pathetic things as them <3

[97bitchesyoooo]

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Where neighbors and friends joyfully meet.”

“Auburn, a suburban dream come true,

A place where smiles and friendships brew.

May your time here be filled with bliss,

In Auburn, a haven we wouldn't miss!”

“Warmest Regards,

The Auburn Community”

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[cupidsstudio]

“love is a fishing line”

hello there, and welcome to Cupid's Studio

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Leave a little letter in our mailbox and we'll be sure to reply to it asap!! Your letter must include the character(s) you're requesting!! If you have an idea for the plot, feel free to include that as well!!

Is there anything else I should know?

in fact, there is!!

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We have the right to close the mailbox at any time, though it will mostly remain open!!

Requests may take a while, so we sincerely hope you can be patient with us!!

We write oneshots and headcanons, but not matchups! However, we do not take ×OCs unless it is for a special event!!

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[kirolime]

psa to anyone who uses discord not join any server named "haven" btw bc ive already heard from some moots on here that they've been invited to one and it's just . so bad

[endykelopaedia]

cat distribution service has picked me at the WORST time bc theres this cat that always shows up to hang out with me when im back at my childhood home. and shes SO SWEET has never scratched me has never bit me. doesnt like being picked up but she doth not protest past the disapproving meow. she purrs like crazy without me even touching her and she wont stop looking at me with them big ol' eyes. i love her so much. i want to name her mirabelle. MY MOM HAS A PHOBIA AND MY BROTHER IS ALLERGIC TO CATS. AND IM ONLY HERE LIKE ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS !!! but i've known this cat for like 3 years and shes always so happy 2 see me. shes been there 4 me at some dark times. and i am always so happy to see her. n its so chill when we hang out. i wanna take her with me so bad, but my appartment doesnt allow pets either. kit y :( and we have all this going on and i havent fed her at all, not once. she just likes me AUGGHHH

[lith-myathar]

Based on what we learn about Vellioth and how he treated Cazador + the more like... sad tired vampire dialogues you can get from Caz if you mind read him while he's in healing sleep

I genuinely think HE thinks he's a remarkably lenient and understanding vampire master and like why are all these spawn brats so ungrateful when he asks so little of them smh 😔

[quff]

you can't convince many christians with logic

tell them trump is the antichrist. do anything you can to make it sound like he's the antichrist and that they're voting for the son of satan. ex christian people who were forced to quickly lie to your parents about what media you were enjoying; use that same logic with trump. it works.

i once convinced my southern baptist mom that the devil will get her if she drove me to school when i was a little kid because she was super late that day and thought it was a sign. I convinced her skyrim was a christian game because I told her "you kill demonic cults in this game." shit like this just works. trust me. pull out any biblical scripture you know out of your ass for this, you'll need it.