#minions song

[skltart]

siri, play animal by aurora

[platoapproved]

♫ i fall in love too easily (1944) ♫

[landrylovesmatcha]

local journalist-turned-vampire enters Whore Era™️, won’t stop blasting BRAT

[chuck-the-goon]

‘I thought I’d be so lost

I thought you’d be gone from me

I thought I’d lose my way to you’

—

Lose My Way - Ane Brun

[twigsyy]

[fanfictionroxs]

If I had a nickel for every time a character named Danny deprogrammed Jacob Anderson's character from brainwashing, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it has happened twice.

Welcome back Daenerys Targaryen

[vaperarmand]

daniel being permanently and terminally hungry and this being something that’s shared between he and armand at the start. like they go to night classes and get into philosophical debates with strangers and put a ballet dancer through school because they love knowledge and new experiences and they pursue those things relentlessly together. but ultimately daniel outpaces armand in this hunger because armand is hungry for humanity and daniel is hungrier for everything, and the only way he believes he’ll ever be full is if he has an eternity to pursue what he wants. the vampire clings desperately to humanity and the human is the more bloodthirsty

[answermywearyquery]

daniel molloy | my kink is karma (on youtube)

[dykesynthezoid]

“I’m a savory man most days,” he says like he definitely didn’t just imagine “Rashid” as the lady from the cover art for the Ohio Players’ 1975 album Honey

[starofhisheart]

and I said oh I'm sure

[dysfunctionalcreature]

wait no hold on why is no one talking about the "Armand told the truth" tattoo that someone on Daniel's fucking film crew has??? Because like what the fuck? Who the fuck??

I'm pretty sure that's not Daniel's arm so whose is it? And why do they have it? And what does Daniel think of it? Wtf did Armand even tell the truth about? I love that gremlin more than life itself but even I can't think of more than a very small handful of moments when he probably wasn't lying, so like whaaaaat?????

[unicornspwnall]

[platoapproved]

you steal me away with your eyes and with your mouth and just take me back to a room in your house and stare at me with the lights off

[disregardandfelicity]

He and his fledgling, Daniel, had come safely again to the mansion where they would sleep beneath the cellar floor unmolested. Groggily the young one danced through the large and sumptuous rooms, his mind full of Lestat's songs and rhythms. Armand stared out into the night, his youthful face as impassive as before.

- queen of the damned

its so delightful to me the way daniel is high out of his mind and having the time of his life in that book while armand experiences the horrors.

[huntmavs]

you have to pick a side, #ETHANHUNT

[armandsfangs]

IWTV Twilight!AU 2nd person POV fic where you transfer to a new high school and move in with your divorced dad in New Orleans. At school, you become friends with Real Rashid who tells you about the weird but hot family that lives at Rue Royale - the kids are all adopted, and also dating each other?? There's the sensitive bookworm Louis Du Lac, the cheerleader captain Lestat de Lioncourt, the chess club champion Claudia Du Lac, and the sewing club leader Madeleine Eparvier.

And there's Armand. He's the theater kid, and the only one that isn't (currently) dating an adopted sibling. You sit next to him in home economics class, and he stares at you, unblinkingly, while putting a rat into a blender. You wonder if you smell bad.

One day, an axe comes flying at you out of nowhere. Armand appears and deflects it with inhumane speed. You ask him how he did that. He tells you to "Rest." You black out. When you wake up in the school nurse's office, she says you lost a lot of blood when you were hit by an axe that left two puncture wounds in your neck. You suspect that all is not as it seems.

You meet Armand again in a forest with an intense blue filter.

"How old are you?" you ask.

"27," he responds.

"How long have you - wait, why are you still in high school?"

He disappears into the trees.

You dream of him prying open your bedroom window with a crowbar, tiptoeing past your bed, and disappearing into your house, only to return with a heavy sack over his shoulder, with which he climbs back out the window and closes it behind him.

The next day, Armand shows up to drive you to school on a motorcycle with slicked back hair and fuckass sunglasses. Your dad is livid. Armand smirks.

He takes you on a fancy dinner date that feels like an interview. He stares at you like he's reading your mind and never touches the food on his plate. Now you know he's a vampire, but it doesn't bother you. In fact, it excites ypu.

A school dance is coming up. You ask Armand. He scrutinizes you like mold in a petri dish. He says yes. Your dad volunteers to chaperone the dance. You argue with him for hours.

The night of the dance is magical. To your surprise, Real Rashid is an amazing dancer as he twirls you around and makes you forget your embarrassment from your dad being a chaperone. It takes you a while to notice that you've forgotten about Armand too. He's not on the dance floor anymore. You worry that you've upset him.

You go into the gardens in search of your spurned date. You feel guilty right up until the moment where you find Armand sequestered in an ivy covered gazebo, his perfect pecs glistening in the pale moonlight —

— as he bounces on your divorced dad's dick and moans, "Daniel!" like his life depends on it.

You scream in outrage.

This is the second time that you, Stacy Molloy, got dumped by someone who fell in love with one of your parents.