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less than 10 minutes into this james bond movie and there's a european man in africa paying someone a large sum of money in us dollars. what are we doing here guys
#it's like millions of dollars in cash#maybe it's for security purposes of not being tracked or something??#you're really gonna make this guy go to the bank and get all this exchanged to local currency? rude
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is it because Marx left out detail, so much that on one side we a country like North Korea, communist but isolated and militaristic, and with another communist country, Vietnam, it went a more democratic(?) socialist route and has a thriving economy, an exemplary place to live, to the extent that I actually have USA-American family, born and raised stateside in one of the most livable areas in the states, who eventually just said fuck this place I'm moving to Vietnam and they all did that and I have a ton of respect for it. So I don't know if this is a knock on Marx leaving out detail or what but clearly there's kind of a schism in the communist world between nations like Vietnam and North Korea(?)...one has a thriving economy and the other's main export is counterfeit US currency...not to defend capitalism or anything, just interesting to note some communist countries are thriving and some are degenerate, wondering kinda like whyyyyyy- possibly because Vietnam won its war for independence outright, while North Korea and China both kind of didn't, with stalemates ending in borders through their goal nation areas shared with South Korea and Taiwan respectively, as is so often the case after a civil war / revolution? ... i'm sure it's more complex than that but this is my instinctual broad stroke
Following you is so funny because I basically agree with a lot of your political stances, but then you say things like "under communism you won't have meat or fruit or family" like that's going to be a compelling pitch and not a US cartoon version of life under communism
#let the record show that North Korea was snapshotted at having exported $100 million of US currency worth about $23million in the year 2001#in today's cash from 2001 $$ adjusted for inflation that's the equivalent of $40mm in export value roughly and probably north (wink) of tha#yet north korea's top over-the-table 'official' export was tungsten ore at only $30mm#so it's actually a stone cold fact that north korea does export so many counterfeit dollars that it's their primary economic export#economics thoughts#counterfeit#also not to defend capitalism#i believe in land back and reparations#and consumer choice with affordable prices and lots of independent suppliers#monopolies are fascism aka monarchy#not allowable in any format#my stance could also be argued as a populist capitalist's purist stance arguing for a return to real regulation of industry#not the BS forced on us by the GOP choking out lady liberty#i think ultimately no matter the system if you lead with your heart the system will be good and the USA has been lead by heartless monsters#for too long
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Out of curiosity, I opened my Case Closed copy of volume 3, and they didn't even bother doing currency conversion. Like, didn't even pretend it was a million usd, they just straight up go with yen the entire time. Changed the names to match the dub, but I did also check the Funi dub and they actually did the conversion, so... Laziness.
Anyway, the quick way of converting yen to usd is to chop off a couple of zeros, so he'd have received 10 thousand a month, adding up to 250 thousand. (And since currency fluctuates, the quick way isn't entirely accurate. As of 2024, 1 usd is 160 yen, however in 1994 around the time of this chapter, it actually was pretty much 1 to 100, so the numbers are allowed to work nicely.)
#ch 26#vol 3#I was actually mildly surprised that the dub did the actual conversion to 10k#I mean it makes sense but it also wouldn't have surprised me if they kept the number and just changes currency#So making it 1 million usd dollars. Which would have been insane but the translators do good#I still don't like the names (since I didn't grow up with them) but the dub's pretty nice#But I'm mostly focused on manga; so even glancing at the dub or anime in general again will probably be rare
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US seizes Sinbad Crypto Mixer Used by North Korean Lazarus Group
Sinbad has processed millions of dollars’ worth of virtual currency from Lazarus Group heists, including the Horizon Bridge and Axie Infinity heists,” reads a Department of Treasury press statement.
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can we start using "a ridiculous amount of gold" and "a dragon's horde" as legitimate sums of money everyone just KNOWS the exact number/amount for without specifying in fantasy novels, fanfics (aus), whatever forms of media we can reasonably add it to?
#And it's like a REAL specific amount#especially when accounting for exchange rates#so a dragon's horde could be $250 million US dollars but 67023 golden coins & 28888 silver ones#do the gold and silver coins have names?#No. they're JUST labelled as gold and silver coins#BUT because of modern outsourcing metals they're mostly made of gold/copper mix and silver/nickel/platinum mix#tangent aside...#fantasy#high fantasy#writing#ALSO IF ITS SO SPECIFIC BETWEEN CURRENCIES IT GETS TO BE VAGUE CUZ HOWS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS IN YOUR MADE UP CURRENCY
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In A Perfect World, Money Wouldn't Exist... however:
I would give a million dollars to something that wouldn’t know what money is. I can already see it, me trying to explain to them the concept of currency and how humanity kneels to it. They’d ask, “Isn’t this just paper?” And I’d say, “Yep.”
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Such a shame how nowadays with the existence of Dogecoin, whenever you look up “Doge” most of the results are about crypto and not Kabosu herself (that’s Doge’s real name by the way, and Doge is also a girl)
Another reason why crypto is ruining the internet. You have to specify Doge meme to see memes related to her and not crypto :/
#am I the only one who finds Dogecoin VERY annoying?#not so much the cryptocurrency itself but rather the name and that it uses Kabosu’s image on it likely without her owner’s consent#the creator is making BILLIONS of dollars from Dogecoin and from what I’m aware her owner hasn’t made ANY money from this#they’re making money off of someone else’s dog without their consent and her ownerisn’t given ANY money in exchange#honestly I think she could easily sue them for using her dog and photo of her dog commercially without permission but I could be wrong#anyone else bothered by this?#I know I wouldn’t like it if a picture of my dog Bagel got popular and then someone used that image to create BagelCoin and made millions#of dollars off of it without asking me beforehand if I was okay with my dog being used on Crypto currency
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To be fair, this isn't just happening in America - it's a worldwide hysterical blindness to seriously fucked up agendas coalescing before our very eyes with virtually no resistance.
#next up: collapse of the dollar#but was it orchestrated or just a result of the p@ndemic?#but also ... did the coof happen naturally or was it sythesized in a lab?#it seems even reputable news outlets are asking the question now#if so ... billions were alienated from other humans the world stopped amd millions died#and now they want to reset the economy to a globalist digital currency while millions die of starvation in the interim#are you angry yet?
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16th-Century Coin Hoard Unearthed in Poland
A father-and-son metal detecting duo discovered a "priceless" treasure trove of 17 rare historic coins.
Sławomir and Szymon Milewscy found the coins near Pomiechówek, a village in the Mazovia region of east-central Poland.
The silver coins, dated to the 16th and 17th centuries, came to light during a search by the Polish Association of Prospectors in collaboration with the Triglav Historical and Research Association. The search aimed to uncover evidence of a road from the time of the Roman Empire, but the effort resulted in a very different kind of discovery.
"We have a treasure. We didn't expect this at all," the prospectors association said in a on November 3 post.
"We will start with the historical value—this one for us is priceless," the association said in another post on November 4.
While Piotr Duda, an archaeologist from the Triglav Historical and Research Association, also noted that the coins' historical value is "indescribable," their material value is estimated to be around half a million Polish zlotys—equivalent to roughly $122,000.
"This is probably one of the largest treasures of this type discovered so far in Poland, and certainly in Mazovia. Yes, in recent years, deposits of coins from various historical eras have emerged, but not from the 16th and 17th centuries," Duda told Science in Poland.
We knew that these were silver coins and their value could be high, but when we started looking at them, we were rubbing our eyes with amazement. It is simply unbelievable," he said.
The coin hoard consists of thaler and paragon coins, which were large silver coins used in Europe from the 16th to the 18th centuries.
The thaler, originating in the Holy Roman Empire, was widely circulated and became the model for many currencies. It was known for its stability and high silver content. The English word "dollar" is also derived from the name.
The patagon, meanwhile, was a similar large silver coin primarily minted in the Spanish Netherlands. This territory included parts of modern-day Belgium, Luxembourg, and the Netherlands during the late 16th and 17th centuries. These coins were widely used in European trade and exported to Spanish colonies, making them valuable in international commerce.
One of the coins—a 1630 thaler depicting Sigismund III Vasa, king of Poland (1587–1632) and Sweden (1592–99)—is a particularly rare Thaler. An identical coin, but in much worse condition, was sold at auction last year for more than 86,000 Polish zlotys, or around $21,000.
The newly discovered treasure will now be transferred to the Mazovian Voivodeship Conservator of Monuments and eventually placed in a museum.
By Aristos Georgiou.
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I'm asking this genuinely, as a 19 yo with no education in economics and a pretty surface level understanding of socialism: can you explain the whole Bananas discourse in a way someone like me might understand? In my understanding it's just "This is just a product we can give up to create better worker conditions and that's fine" but apparently that's not the full picture?
alright so some pretty important background to all this is that we're all talking about the fact that bananas, grown in the global south, are available year-round at extremely low prices all around europe and the USA. it's not really about bananas per so--the banana in this discourse is a synechdoche for all the economic benefits of imperialism.
so how are cheap bananas a result of imperialism? first of all i want to tackle a common and v. silly counterargument: 'oh, these ridiculous communists think it's imperialist for produce to be shipped internationally'. nah. believing that this is the communist objection requires believing in a deeply naive view of international traide. this view goes something like 'well, if honduras has lots of bananas, and people in the usa want bananas and are willing to pay for them, surely everyone wins when the usa buys bananas!'.
there are of course two key errors here and they are both packed into 'honduras has lots of bananas'. for a start, although the bananas are grown in honduras, honduras doesn't really 'have' them, because the plantations are mostly owned by chiquita (formerly known as united fruit) dole, del monte, and other multinationals--when they're not, those multinationals will usually purchase the bananas from honduran growers and conduct the export themselves. and wouldn't you know it, it's those intervening middleman steps--export, import, and retail, where the vast majority of money is made off bananas! so in the process of a banana making its way from honduras to a 7/11, usamerican multinationals make money selling the bananas to usamerican importers who make money selling them to usamerican retailers who make money selling them to usamerican customers.
when chiquita sells a banana to be sold in walmart, a magic trick is being performed: a banana is disappearing from honduras, and yet somehow an american company is paying a second american company for it! this is economic imperialism, the usamerican multinational extracting resources from a nation while simultaneously pocketing the value of those resources.
why does the honduran government allow this? if selling bananas is such a bad deal for the nation, why do they continue to export millions of dollars of banans a year? well, obviously, there's the fact that if they didn't, they would face a coup. the united states is more than willing to intervene and cause mass death and war to protect the profits of its multinationals. but the second, more subtle thing keeping honduras bound to this ridiculously unbalanced relationship is the need for dollars. because the US dollar is the global reserve currency, and the de facto currency of international trade, exporting to the USA is a basic necessity for nations like honduras, guatemala, &c. why is the dollar the global reserve currency? because of usamerican military and economic hegemony, of course. imperialism built upon imperialism!
this is unequal exchange, the neoimperialist terms of international trade that make the 'global economy' a tool of siphoning value and resources from the global south to the imperial core. & this is the second flaw to unravel in 'honduras has a lot of bananas' -- honduras only 'has a lot of bananas' because this global economic hegemony has led to vast unsustainable monoculture banana plantations to dominate the agriculture of honduras. it's long-attested how monoculture growth is unsustainable because it destroys soil and leads to easily-wiped-out-by-infection plants.
so, bananas in the USA are cheap because:
the workers that grow them are barely paid, mistreated, prevented from unionizing, and sometimes murdered
the nations in which the bananas are grown accept brutally unfair trade and tariff terms with the USA because they desperately need a supply of US dollars and so have little position to negotiate
shipping is also much cheaper than it should be because sailors are chronically underpaid and often not paid at all or forced to pay to work (!)
bananas are cheap, in conclusion, because they're produced by underpaid and brutalized workers and then imported on extortionate and unfair terms.
so what, should we all give up bananas? no, and it's a sign of total lack of understanding of socialism as a global movement that all the pearl-clutching usamericans have latched onto the scary communists telling them to stop buying bananas. communism does not care about you as a consumer. individual consumptive choices are not a meaningful arena of political action. the socialist position is not "if there was a socialist reovlution in the usa, we would all stop eating bananas like good little boys", but rather, "if there's a socialist revolution in the countries where bananas are grown, then the availability of bananas in the usa is going to drop, and if you want to be an anti-imperialist in the imperial core you have to accept that".
(this is where the second argument i see about this, 'oh what are you catholic you want me to eat dirt like a monk?' reveals itself as a silly fucking solipsistic misunderstanding)
and again, let's note that the case of the banana can very easily be generalised out to coffee, chocolate, sugar, etc, and that it's not about individual consumptive habits, but about global economic systems. if you are donkey fucking kong and you eat 100 bananas a day i don't care and neither does anyone else. it's about trying to illustrate just one tiny mundane way in which economic imperialism makes the lives of people in the global north more convenient and simpler and so of course there is enormous pushback from people who attach moral value to this and therefore feel like the mean commies are personally calling them evil for eating a nutella or whatever which is frankly pretty tiring. Sad!
tldr: it is not imperialism when produce go on boat but it is imperialism when produce grown for dirt cheap by underpaid workers in a country with a devalued currency is then bought and exported and sold by usamerican companies creating huge amounts of economic value of which the nation in which the banana was grown, let alone the people who actually fucking grew it, don't see a cent -- and this is the engine behind the cheap, available-every-day-all-year-everywhere presence of bananas in the usa (and other places!)
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[ mai tai ] if they could have any superpower in the world, what would they choose? [ white russian ] what would they do if they won the lottery? [ grasshopper ] what / who would they dress up as for halloween? [ tequila sunrise ] how would they spend their perfect day? [ californication ] what do they think is their greatest achievement in life? [ caipirinha ] if they could change one thing about themself, what would it be? [ painkiller ] what is their greatest regret? [ moscow mule ] if they could travel through time, where would they go? [ dry martini ] what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them? [ tom collins ] which living person would they most want to meet? [ greyhound ] if they could have a dinner with just one person ( dead or alive ) who would they choose? [ planter's punch ] how long does it take to befriend them? [ sangria ] do they have any special routines they follow every single day? if yes, which? [ whiskey sour ] what is the biggest lie they ever told someone? [ zombie ] do they believe in life after death? [ margarita ] what are their biggest pet peeves? [ mojito ] what is one goal they are working towards? [ appletini ] who do they consider the most important person in their life? why? [ cosmopolitan ] what is their happiest memory ever? [ gin tonic ] who influenced them the most? [ bloody mary ] what would they do if they only had one week left to live? [ manhattan ] where would they like to travel the most? [ old fashioned ] what would their adult self tell their kid self if they could go back in time? [ blue lagoon ] how do they typically react when faced with something they fear? [ sidecar ] what type of person are they most likely drawn to? [ negroni ] what is one piece of advice they would give others? [ hurricane ] which song describes them the most? why? [ sex on the beach ] what do they consider red flags in a relationship? [ mimosa ] which incident shaped them the most? [ long island iced tea ] if they had the chance to redo their life, what would they do differently the second time around? [ mint julep ] which was their dream job as a kid? [ singapore sling ] how do they react to disappointments? [ alexander ] what would they do with one million dollars / euros / pounds / whatever currency they use? [ screwdriver ] which habit do they wish they could get rid of? [ gin fizz ] do they consider a glass half-full or half-empty? [ aperol spritz ] which is one thing they still think about a lot? [ piña colada ] how do they show affection? [ swimming pool ] what is the most important lesson they've learned in recent years? [ b52 ] how would they describe themselves in as few words as possible? [ daiquiri ] do they believe in true love? why or why not?
#rp meme#rp memes#rp prompts#roleplay meme#character meme#rph#type: meme#alcohol tw#( just in case )#( this may or may not have been inspired by me drinking too much wine and long island iced tea )#( so apologies for potential mistakes )
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please explain to me the difference between madol and thaumarks? I thought it was a coin vs bill situation but i'm not sure?? does it even matter? ToT
There actually is a difference between JP’s madol and EN’s thaumarks!
Madol’s irl equivalent would be similar to the Japanese yen, whereas thaumark’s irl equivalent would be closer to the American dollar. Please note that I use the American dollar as reference since EN was initially the North American only server before expanding to other regions.
These values roughly align with the conversion rate between the yen and the dollar. For example, when Ace reads about the prize money for the winners of SDC/VDC:
In English, he says the prize amount is 50,000 thaumarks. In Japanese, he says the prize amount is 500万 (500-man), or 50 million madol. Therefore, the yen (madol) and the dollar (thaumark) appear to be different, even if they refer to roughly equal values.
Notably, this does NOT impact gameplay elements. You are still charged the same number when leveling up your characters using madol or thaumarks.
The only times when the madol/thaumark difference comes into play is when the characters discuss the costs of items or services. This localization decision most likely occurs because English-speaking players most likely reside in western countries who may find it odd that a $1 candy bar in their country suddenly costs “100” (in madol) in Twisted Wonderland. The Japanese, meanwhile, would not find this strange; the inverse would be true for them, the Japanese players might be confused by a normally 100 yen candy bar with the price of “1” (in thaumarks).
Here are examples from Azul at the end of book 3. Take note of the different numbers used for madol versus thaumarks:
(Even then, please note that these changes may be inconsistent. Sometimes the same numerical values are used regardless of the server; for example, Crowley says the broken chandelier from the prologue are both a billion madol in JP and a billion marks in EN.)
Another difference is that EN mentions a new element to their currency; the “sorcent”, which would be like cents. The “sorcent” does not exist in JP; for values even as small as “1” (which would be more like 0.01 for you Americans), JP still uses madol (マドル). See Riddle’s dialogue from 2-5 of Port Fest:
#twisted wonderland#twst#Riddle Rosehearts#Ace Trappola#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#notes from the writing raven#question#port fest spoilers#book 5 spoilers#twst en#twisted wonderland en#Azul Ashengrotto#Dire Crowley#book 3 spoilers#prologue spoilers
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Hiii star! I love ur Headcanons/ideas for Timmy! He’s so adorable and my whole childhood <3
I need more of em :>
WAIT HOLY SHIT UR THE ONE OMORI FAIRLY ODD PARENTS ARTIST?? BROO I LOVE UR AU SO MUCH!! I have a BUNCH of silly head canons and ideas in my heard for Timmy :D
- Timmy is actually a smart kid, he’s able to figure out stuff rather quickly and is very quick on his feet, he just deals with mildly severe ADHD ^_^ (he just like me FR)
- Timmy couldn’t decide on a major and kept switching between them during his first 2 years of college
- Timmy’s room becomes more and more decorated with memorials from his adventures that could pass as stuff he got from the store
- Timmy’s closest also had to be expanded with how much stuff Timmy had from his adventures
- Timmys Time skooter used to be one of the only ways to time travel outside of Father Time (basically it was a secret item Timmy had that he only used for emergency’s)
- Timmy LOVES skateboarding and Rollerskating when he’s a teenager, he feels like he’s flying with his fairies.
- Timmy didn’t get his license until he was 18, as he crashed the car a few times at first.
- His most common wish is usually summoning toys or gadgets for Peri/poof to play with
- Timmy always lists Peri as his little brother in assignments that tell you to make a family tree
- Timmy was the only godkid allowed to dimension-hop
- Jimmy neutron and Timmy turner stay in touch as the years go by, staying close as they valued each others friendship greatly. (until one day Timmy stops messaging Jimmy when he turns 18? What’s that all about.)
- Timmy’s considered a peace maker across the galaxy, and also has a bounty on his head for millions of dollars in whatever space currency there is
- He starts his own video game club, trixie uses her disguise to play sometimes and Timmy doesn’t mind her
- Timmy learns how to deal with fairy hair so that he can help Peri and Wanda with different hairstyles (and sometimes Cosmo but he usually just keeps it down)
- As Timmy gets older he and Jorgen actually meet outside of when he’s in trouble and offer each other advise sometimes or just hang out. And also to tell the other when the universe is ending but who gaf
- Timmy starts becoming really fond of sitcoms since most of them feature found family
- Timmy starts learning how to draw and has a dedicated sketchbook just for his adventures with his fairy fam, so that he had some way to see everything it after his memories were erased
- Timmy gave his Pink hat to peri on his 18th birthday, it’s collecting dust on Peris Bookshelf right now
- Timmy tried to play match maker with his friends as he got older which resulted in a stern talking to from Cupid
- Timmy is a horrible cook until he turns 18, and actually tries for once cause he dosent have much to do anymore
- Timmy is a bit obnoxious with his music taste sometimes (Name 5 My chemical romance songs rn 🙄) (he means well and gets over it)
- Timmy listens to a lot of Midwest emo, and hyperpop. No one likes listening to his playlists cause of the drastic whiplast the change in songs is sometimes
- Timmy wishes less and less as he gets older but he always needs Cosmo and Wanda, just for their bond. He always goes to them for advice
- Timmy sucks ass at sports, he still tries though but sometimes he will fake being sick so he can sit out of gym
- the day before Timmy turned 18 was the time he used the most wishes (aka trying to find loopholes)
- Timmy started to have an appreciation for sea creatures that never faded away as he grew up
- I MISS TIMMY TURNERRRRR 😭😭😭😭
#fairly oddparents#timmy turner#fop#fairly odd parents#cosmo#wanda#peri fairly oddparents#blues favs
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For your Valentine's ask game: #7 Jake Jensen x reader, idk why but it seems fitting 😂
Shut Up, Jensen, one of my Valentine's Fics for 2024!
Oh, this poor, poor, awkward perv. He's pervy until there's a naked lady around and then 😳 "...when I was four, I shoved pennies up my nose..." Seriously, boi, shut up!
Warnings for spice, i.e. a setup to smutty times, but mostly suggestive. MINORS DNI, just to be safe. There's plenty for you to read on my Light Masterlist, but this one is not for you! WC 1042
You’ve always had a soft spot for nerds, and now, that’s translating to a damp spot on your fanciest panties you wore for this date.
Jake Jensen goofy-grinned his way through the entire evening, making you almost snort a tequila sunrise through your nose, and he never let up. The humor made you comfortable. It’s endearing to see his nervousness right on his graphic-T sleeve as opposed to being ‘manly’ and aloof.
It’s so, so refreshing to hear someone say, “I’m having a great time,” “I don’t want the night to end,” and know deep down in your bones that they mean “spending this time with you has made me happy” instead of “I’ve done enough to get laid now, right?”
Unsurprisingly, it does mean Jake’s done enough to get laid.
You give him your address so he could park his Jeep outside your building. There are parking meters, but tomorrow is Sunday when they’re free. No big deal. You left the bar (which was after the restaurant, which was after the coffee shop) a minute or two before in order to meet him at one of the open spots and walk him in. He can’t meet you at your door because there is a locked gate to your courtyard, and then a keypad for your building, and then about three corridors to navigate. It’s just easier to show him the way.
You can hear that fucking car coming a mile away.
Jake smiles and waves as he parallel parks—with extreme precision, you note—then hops out, gesturing to the meter questioningly.
“Don’t worry about it,” you shrug, jumping to the edge of the curb before he steps up so you can use the height for a kiss on his cheek.
It’s adorable how flustered he gets at just that tiny bit of affection. Though it’s dark, it’s obvious he blushes ferociously, rubbing at the back of his cropped, short hair, racing to gather his thoughts.
“Did you know there are almost three hundred ways to make change for a dollar? Two hundred ninety-three to be ex—woah—“
You grab his hand to lead him inside.
At the gate, you have to pause for the magnetic lock.
“I’m surprised those things even take change anymore,” Jake muses quietly, courteous for the neighbors’ sake, “because physical money only makes up 8% today’s currency…in the whole world.” He slides past the thick steel grating. “Thank you, digital banking.”
He follows behind you in the maze of concrete paths to the next entry.
“People leave like half a million dollars worth of loose change at airport security. That’s a little shocking,” he whispers when you motion for him to take a left, “think you’d splurge for some decent toilet paper with that kind of dough, or maybe some more cup holders in those row-seats? They could, I don’t know, offset the cost of making pennies. Shit cost two cents. Is worth one. Wild…
“Meanwhile, a dime has 118 ridges on the rim of the smallest circumference.”
Doesn’t even matter what he’s saying, the more his plump pink lips move, the more insanely turned on you get. You have to crowd him through your own doorway before you start stripping in the middle of the hall.
You peel your blouse off the instant your keys clatter onto the dinette table. You spin around to grab him by the screen-printed emblem of his t-shirt.
“There are 1.4 billion $2 bills in circulation.”
He gives a little oof sound when his back hits one of your bedroom walls, and there’s a barely audible whimper as your hands snake up under soft, well-worn fabric.
Holy shit, is this boy cut!
Your thumbs actually catch on the deep ridge of his Adonis belt. Dimes got nothing on you, Jake Jensen…
His breathing has changed significantly. “Did you know they—“ he gasps and swallows “—still make those?”
Ok, why is it hotter when he’s not even trying?
“Fun fact: if you went to Zimbabwe, guess which currency you’d…use?” The neckline of his shirt has to pop over his glasses before he fixes them. “The U.S. Dollar. Seriously! Same damn mon—EH.”
His belt buckle is tricky to navigate from this angle and in the very low light of your bedside lamp. You give up on his pants to unzip your skirt at the hip and let it fall.
Jake stands perfectly still with his hands half-raised.
“You’re…really fucking pretty—sorry—really pret—sexy, not that I—but beautiful. You’re really—”
He sucks in a breath as you step within inches of him again, reaching up to carefully pull his glasses over his ears and place them by the lamp.
“Fuck…”
Your index finger tucks into the elastic of his boxers where they peek out above the belt.
“Yeah, so I’ve been—I’m—I don’t have a—what I’m trying to say is—“ he squeezes his eyes shut and wiggles his fingers higher in the air, searching for the right thought “—the most commonly printed bill is actually the one-hundr—“
“Jake,” you interrupt, gently smoothing your hands over his thick shoulders. He is so ripped, what the hell? You guess there are nerds and then there are nerds, wow…
“Do you want to continue?”
He nods super fast, eyes growing wide in panic.
“Good.”
You smash your lips to his, hauling him down and you up by the sturdy tower of muscle he is.
“Condoms are in the drawer,” you mutter between breaths.
He lets out a high, choked whine before clamping his huge, warm hands to your waist, melting into you and your touch.
You coax the both of you toward the bed, swatting at his belt as a signal for him to help, and he does, though he’s not the greatest multitasker. He huffs and smirks, breaking the kiss so he can unlatch, unbutton, and unzip.
Then he looks up at you.
“So you like movies…?”
You cup his jaw in your hand and pinch, a gentle peck on his lips as encouragement to focus. “Less talking, more fucking, Jensen.”
He opens his mouth, clearly running through a series of replies, but thinks better of it and pushes down his pants and boxers all at once.
Lloyd Hansen and a kiss on a place of insecurity ⬅️ ➡️ Steve Rogers and a kiss on a scar
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