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Millennials are killing the abusive parent industry
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Oh my GOD I thought we left "millennials are killing" headlines back in 2015.
i'm loving this headline+tagline. "As the national housing crisis continues to make owning or even renting a house a fucking pipe dream for most people under the age of 45, more and more children growing up in this broken economy aren't able to afford a house with an extra room for when they have guests over. Here's why it's the Millennial's own fault for being so selfish"
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It seems like u like millennial tree a lot!! ( me to!! )
So I’m curious , what are ur opinions on his legendary costume?? Ik it got released like a year ago but I just want ur thoughts on it :33
( have a good day!! ♡♡ )
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My lateness on answering this cannot be forgiven ASDFGHDFG
God, the pain of getting out of CR:OB only for Devsis to had FINALLY released a costume for my tree husband (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ... the fact that it looks downright gorgeous too just twists the knife in more, guh...
I tried to portray the way I see him when he's in this costume-
#cookie run#millennial tree cookie#my art#part of me is compelled to try and redownload the game to get the costume; but no...I shan't...#Also the passage of time is killing me bc I got this ask in Feb; *what do you mean the year's almost over??*
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to the people who said that the ratfish being unfunny was on purpose or that he'd be better once you got him talking on camera or that the main point of the ratfish being that guy specifically was that it was for the cast to be excited about in my post complaining about him. how does it feel to be so incredibly wrong
#dropout#game changer#JUSTICE FOR ADJUSTABLE SIDE TABLE WALNUT AND GRANMA SWEETIE#not showing off who the ratfish was to the cast killed it for me completely#the ONLY thing i couldve gotten out of it was the cast being excited#instead they seemed mostly confused and not laughing much at his jokes like the rest of us#millennials dont clown on this post
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i do actually really resent how the ast*rion fandom turned into trauma olympics. like it was such a negative and sad space where everyone felt pressured to blast descriptions of their abuse experiences to legitimize the decisions they made for a fictional blonde man. at least that was my experience
#i love his character but i have never been more anxious and depressed in a fandom space than when i was balls deep in his tag every day#so many times i saw people just completely trauma dump on strangers as a weird checkmate about why their tav is the best therapy gf#it was really not fun at all in hindsight idk why i stuck around in that space for so long#it just reminded me of how it felt on kik in like 2010 begging some 20 year old millennial to not kill themselves at the tender age of 11#idk no shade on astarion fans i'm literally one of you. i just wish the fandom was fun and not trauma sex truama sex sex trauma trauma sex
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Jokingly, lovingly, the KJB hosts said to their 35+ year old listeners "congrats on getting old". And I love them for it.
Also, my dearest honeys, I'm 40 and I wasn't even truly *fun* until recently. I transitioned at 37 and joined roller derby at damn near 39.
So to all you "elders" out there, let the kids be kids and complain about the "old folks". You have time yet.
And remember it's never too late. For anything.
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I saw Onward last night for the first time. It was fantastic! Why doesn't anybody talk about it? I feel like I should be seeing memes from this everywhere.
#onward#disney#pixar#animated movies#this movie was made for geeky millennials#it seamlessly combined 80's/90's aesthetic with roleplay fantasy tropes#it was seriously funny#the plot constantly went places I wasn't expecting in the best way#there were so many plot points that were perfectly set up#the writing was great#I was 100% on for the ride#they didn't kill mom off they made her a badass#I could watch it again right now#might need to buy the dvd#if you missed this one please remedy that
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Blizzard doesn't want you to know this, but the canon Symweaver lore is that they're the future's equivalent of cringe millennials
#symmetra#symweaver#lifeweaver#satya vaswani#niran pruksamanee#overwatch#overwatch 2#i dont think I could draw a stupider picture of them i love them#Satya having a collection of dumbass shirts is the real hc i need you to focus on#anytime I see a shirt I want i have to draw it on her#Niran is the one who goes ew i look so ugly in this photo and shes like this is my favorite picture of you actually#She has every single picture saved and he cries and throws up that she wont delete them#kills me every day that i will never know what memes they know#it is so millennial core to have an awkward couple photoshoot okay#starlight dancing#edit fixed it
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School spirits deserves a wacky 90's-esque sitcom. Underneath the murder and drama is a really funny premise

#school spirits#like saved by the bell but theyre also all dead#saved by the bell#90's#millennial shit#its all i could think about while watching#like this would KILL as a sitcom#sitcomedit
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Something funny about thousand year old Kol's face when Elena says old people alcohol and he sees her holding just a normal bottle of spirit
#TVD#series 4#View to a Kill#Kol Mikaelson#Elena Gilbert#old people alcohol? what are you talking abou-? oh for fck sakes. gin? were calling gin old people alcohol now? not even a vintage wine!!#can you imagine being alive for a thousand years and hearing some of the things people call old#like when millennials hear tiktok kids call things that were trendy when they were in college vintage but ×1000#also welcome to yet another rewatch of one of the top ten episodes that pss me off
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To all the folks whose childhood crush was Thackery Binx (cat and/or human form) how are your knees doing?
#hocus pocus#elder millennial#thackery binx#my knees are killing me#twist the bones and bend the back#halloween
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been thinking about blight and tim lately
FUCK WILBUR SOOT. that little guy on the right is actually james marriott 😒 (support shubble and alice !!)
funny thing is that i dont draw like this ??? i dont know where this style came from ?? also blights hair is a little funny 😿 i couldn't encapsulate its greasiness 😿😿
#sorry boys#sorry boys fanart#blight and tim#I WAS GONNA DRAW MORE BUT MY ART STYLE CRISIS HIT DEEP#wasnt mentally prepared for will to smooch phil 😿#I LOVE THE NAME RANTHONY ARRIGH#any ranthonys hmu#tommyinit fanart#slimecicle fanart#:3#sorry fanart#the sorry boys#HEEHEE#i liked this video a lot#my millennial core the office phase is coming back#Jim and Pam are so couple goalz ! 😂😂#ISTG if tumblr FUCKS with the quality#i'll KILL MYSE#allies art
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…anyways, she has some really deeply interwoven k.inks I’m not sure I can divulge on the dash…but outside of that, she’s the most tender wealth of endless softness for others but if that’s flipped on her during sex and intimacy, she will break.
#i. ooc. ─ ☤ blair.#like in her mind she’s killed too many people and not evened out the scales to people saved#plus the self image millennial trauma with the adage of a critical latina mom
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Made the thing explaining dolly au, nyaw~! o(>ω<)o
#DE and Millennial in public: *Tries to kill eachother*#DE and Millennial in private: *Would literally die for eachother*#. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒟𝒾𝒶𝓇𝓎... ࿐ྂ#. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝓊𝓅𝒾���~ ࿐ྂ#. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓉! ࿐ྂ#enchantree#millennial tree cookie x dark enchantress cookie#dark enchantress cookie x millennial tree cookie#birthdaylicorice#birthday cake cookie x licorice cookie#licorice cookie x birthday cake cookie#pomeprincess#pomegranate cookie x princess cookie#princess cookie x pomegranate cookie#dark enchantress cookie#millennial tree cookie#wind archer cookie#churro cookie#pomegranate cookie#dark choco cookie#red velvet cookie#licorice cookie#birthday cake cookie#strawberry cookie#strawberry crepe cookie#custard cookie iii#princess cookie#choco chess cookie#ask to tag.
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My cat tree needed some new posts so in addition to doing that I cleaned and recovered it over the weekend and Theda was so mad the whole time.
All of my cats were confused, but Theda was mad. I stole her cat tree!! Mother is evil!!!!!! Every time I added a new layer she had to climb on it, regardless of it was screwed down yet.
She’s finally at peace again. In time I may be forgiven.
#theda bara true millennial kitten#I had one basket and the cats were obsessed with it#so I decided to buy a second when I ordered more posts#then I discovered the first basket was like#horrifically filthy on the inside#soooo now they once again have just one basket#I did keep the metal structure in case I get super ambitious and decide to try and make my own basket#I basically know how it’s constructed but whether my sewing machines can do it is another question#I bought four yards of fleece assuming it would be overkill#but honestly? this was more or less the correct amount of kill#I have some leftover but not that much#I love that this cat tree manufacturer sells replacement parts#tbh not that much cheaper to buy five posts compared to buying a new tree#but so so so much less waste#and this is a good quality tree
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