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Millennials are killing the abusive parent industry
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Oh my GOD I thought we left "millennials are killing" headlines back in 2015.
i'm loving this headline+tagline. "As the national housing crisis continues to make owning or even renting a house a fucking pipe dream for most people under the age of 45, more and more children growing up in this broken economy aren't able to afford a house with an extra room for when they have guests over. Here's why it's the Millennial's own fault for being so selfish"
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It seems like u like millennial tree a lot!! ( me to!! )
So I��m curious , what are ur opinions on his legendary costume?? Ik it got released like a year ago but I just want ur thoughts on it :33
( have a good day!! ♡♡ )
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My lateness on answering this cannot be forgiven ASDFGHDFG
God, the pain of getting out of CR:OB only for Devsis to had FINALLY released a costume for my tree husband (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ... the fact that it looks downright gorgeous too just twists the knife in more, guh...
I tried to portray the way I see him when he's in this costume-
#cookie run#millennial tree cookie#my art#part of me is compelled to try and redownload the game to get the costume; but no...I shan't...#Also the passage of time is killing me bc I got this ask in Feb; *what do you mean the year's almost over??*
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to the people who said that the ratfish being unfunny was on purpose or that he'd be better once you got him talking on camera or that the main point of the ratfish being that guy specifically was that it was for the cast to be excited about in my post complaining about him. how does it feel to be so incredibly wrong
#dropout#game changer#JUSTICE FOR ADJUSTABLE SIDE TABLE WALNUT AND GRANMA SWEETIE#not showing off who the ratfish was to the cast killed it for me completely#the ONLY thing i couldve gotten out of it was the cast being excited#instead they seemed mostly confused and not laughing much at his jokes like the rest of us#millennials dont clown on this post
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what is your fav’s insta bio 🎤
#ive been getting those cringe bios videos on tiktok and they’ve been killing me so lets hear it#do they mention you? is it a quote or lyric? simply an emoji???????#dying to know tbh#in true cringe millennial fashion i feel like satoru’s is just emoji#🧑🏻🦳💖👩🏻🦰✈️♾️🍬#like truly indecipherable#what are u on about#modern au sanemi is my blissfully offline never looked at a dating app doesn’t have an insta only has a tiktok he uses to send me videos#name user83838djdjdi9ieo120192 and all#tbh let me save the ranting about him going viral for being a hot firefighter in a candid video another day#ume’s is something witty he’s a man who loves quips#i have more but I’m trying to be Quiet
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Blizzard doesn't want you to know this, but the canon Symweaver lore is that they're the future's equivalent of cringe millennials
#symmetra#symweaver#lifeweaver#satya vaswani#niran pruksamanee#overwatch#overwatch 2#i dont think I could draw a stupider picture of them i love them#Satya having a collection of dumbass shirts is the real hc i need you to focus on#anytime I see a shirt I want i have to draw it on her#Niran is the one who goes ew i look so ugly in this photo and shes like this is my favorite picture of you actually#She has every single picture saved and he cries and throws up that she wont delete them#kills me every day that i will never know what memes they know#it is so millennial core to have an awkward couple photoshoot okay#starlight dancing#edit fixed it
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School spirits deserves a wacky 90's-esque sitcom. Underneath the murder and drama is a really funny premise

#school spirits#like saved by the bell but theyre also all dead#saved by the bell#90's#millennial shit#its all i could think about while watching#like this would KILL as a sitcom#sitcomedit
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Something funny about thousand year old Kol's face when Elena says old people alcohol and he sees her holding just a normal bottle of spirit
#TVD#series 4#View to a Kill#Kol Mikaelson#Elena Gilbert#old people alcohol? what are you talking abou-? oh for fck sakes. gin? were calling gin old people alcohol now? not even a vintage wine!!#can you imagine being alive for a thousand years and hearing some of the things people call old#like when millennials hear tiktok kids call things that were trendy when they were in college vintage but ×1000#also welcome to yet another rewatch of one of the top ten episodes that pss me off
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it doesn't really make sense in the logic (lol) of the show but part of me loves the idea that edd is being raised by his grandparents.... kids who are raised by grandparents tend to be overly mature and a little uhhhhh off-beat. i feel like it could explain a lot.
#before you ask yes this is me projecting#i know some folks hc his parents as being a bit long in the tooth which i like too#but idk i just think it would explain so many things about edd to learn that he was in fact raised by senior citizens#and shit i still call my grandma 'mom' so to me its not weird at all that he'd call his grandparents 'mother and father'#everything else about them stays the same though#theyre still aloof and neglectful#and i still think the worst of them#anyway i love projecting my trauma onto edd specifically for some reason#he's such an easy target for angst i can't help it#oh and speaking of angst#for anyone who saw that post a while back and is interested in an update on my whole bastard landlord/roommate kicking me out situation:#i found a room and will be moving in 2 weeks 🥴 kill all landlords etc etc but hey at least i'll have my own bathroom#and won't be living with the final boss of millennials/reddit incarnate#unfortunately for you guys though that means i should be able to indulge in my tomfoolery again soon (shit posting and shit drawing)#even though it seems like our tiny fandom has gotten even smaller recently#alright i'll shut up now biiiiii#text
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been thinking about blight and tim lately
FUCK WILBUR SOOT. that little guy on the right is actually james marriott 😒 (support shubble and alice !!)
funny thing is that i dont draw like this ??? i dont know where this style came from ?? also blights hair is a little funny 😿 i couldn't encapsulate its greasiness 😿😿
#sorry boys#sorry boys fanart#blight and tim#I WAS GONNA DRAW MORE BUT MY ART STYLE CRISIS HIT DEEP#wasnt mentally prepared for will to smooch phil 😿#I LOVE THE NAME RANTHONY ARRIGH#any ranthonys hmu#tommyinit fanart#slimecicle fanart#:3#sorry fanart#the sorry boys#HEEHEE#i liked this video a lot#my millennial core the office phase is coming back#Jim and Pam are so couple goalz ! 😂😂#ISTG if tumblr FUCKS with the quality#i'll KILL MYSE#allies art
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To all the folks whose childhood crush was Thackery Binx (cat and/or human form) how are your knees doing?
#hocus pocus#elder millennial#thackery binx#my knees are killing me#twist the bones and bend the back#halloween
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My cat tree needed some new posts so in addition to doing that I cleaned and recovered it over the weekend and Theda was so mad the whole time.
All of my cats were confused, but Theda was mad. I stole her cat tree!! Mother is evil!!!!!! Every time I added a new layer she had to climb on it, regardless of it was screwed down yet.
She’s finally at peace again. In time I may be forgiven.
#theda bara true millennial kitten#I had one basket and the cats were obsessed with it#so I decided to buy a second when I ordered more posts#then I discovered the first basket was like#horrifically filthy on the inside#soooo now they once again have just one basket#I did keep the metal structure in case I get super ambitious and decide to try and make my own basket#I basically know how it’s constructed but whether my sewing machines can do it is another question#I bought four yards of fleece assuming it would be overkill#but honestly? this was more or less the correct amount of kill#I have some leftover but not that much#I love that this cat tree manufacturer sells replacement parts#tbh not that much cheaper to buy five posts compared to buying a new tree#but so so so much less waste#and this is a good quality tree
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We spent 8 seasons watching how everybody south and north of the wall scorned Jon for being a bastard and how even the doubt of the future king being illegitimate (while having the very plausible excuse of looking like his mother) burst a giant war where almost everybody dies and now we are supposed to believe Rhaenyra putting bastards (that don’t even look like her) on the throne has no political repercussions whatsoever?
#oh how we’ve changed#i think the change from the main audience of got and hotd have made an awful difference of how they portray the characters#for example in got we had littlefinger and cersei#and they were awful but people loved them bc they were smart and knew how to play the game#and characters like ned#people love him but they know he made stupid choices that killed him#and the main audience of got was older millennials and gen x or baby boomers#but in hotd most audience is younger millennials and older gen z#and it shows#so much faux feminism and fear of making a character unlikable if they aren’t perfect#they wanna make Rhaenyra a girlboss that never does wrong but she makes dumb choices too#and the narrative doesn’t acknowledge that#why is everything a misunderstanding or a mistake#let them be evil#even daemon got watered down#we have no conflict this is a hero vs villain story done wrong#good girlboss rhaenyra vs evil r*pist aegon#anti rhaenyra targaryen#Rhaenyra Targaryen critical#hotd#anti hotd
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one thing I wish someone would have told me when I was younger is that you are not a failure for not knowing what u want to do with your life at 18, or 25 or even 30. Maybe some ppl have it l figured out straight out of highschool, but I'll let you in on a lil secret: most of us dont.
The notion of having a plan at 18 that you rigorously follow and do not deviate from is a damn lie. Life is sooo much bigger than what you do for money and to think otherwise is absolutely, without a doubt 100% capitalist propaganda and you are better off not buying into that dangerous, happiness-destroying bullshit. it's okay not to know.
#capitalism sucks#i am a failure at capitalism and i am not sad about it#advice from a first wave millennial#capitalism kills#bourgeois pigs
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#anime#zillenial#millennials#manga#i've been killing slimes for 300 years and maxed out my level#do you love your mom and her two-hit multi-target attacks?#my next life as a villainess#my next life as a villianess all routes lead to doom#my unique skill makes me op even at level 1#isekai#meme#WHY THEY NAMES SO LONG#dumb names#anime with dumb names
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