#millennial nostalgia

[caprisunset]

Halloween Night

[wildereverieco]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The best tv show of all time. 🩷

“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”

“Just gonna go come, lie down, and listen to country music, the music of pain.”

“I’m eating this banana, lunchtime be damned.”

[healing--springs]

Neopets MSN Buddy icons ♡

[katmajik]

ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ is ON SALE NOW

(blurb under the cut)

💿 ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 2000ꜱ…

Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.

So. No time to panic.

Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…

Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy. 

Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.

Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…

[calliopes-diary]

♥️

[personal-blog243]

Random thought but the Ned’s Declassified podcast was something a lot of people were looking forward to but just ended up being terrible and cringe.

Imagine going on a podcast WITH YOUR EX and publicly talking about all of the most private, intimate, details of your personal sex lives with that person and also with other people, but in a way that DEFINITELY feels like you are still not over your ex that you are sitting next to for the entire internet to see FOREVER. And also awkwardly, publicly, interrogating your guests about their personal sex lives as well.

And then cookie is just there 🤷🏼‍♀️

All we wanted was “#adulting” tips 🙄 and a little clean nostalgia was that too much to ask?

[wisteria-posting]

baby’s first fandom account.

I grew up watching desperate housewives when it would have reruns on Lifetime and they would play a bunch in the afternoon during the summer. it was extremely nostalgic and and some truly iconic shit was happening!!

I am just about done with rewatching S1 (don’t ask when I started it’s extremely embarrassing) and here’s my thoughts thus far to catch us up:

Tom Scavo is a fucking DOG which is really an insult to dogs. When I watched as a kid I thought he was handsome and youthful but now as an adult I would like to personally run him over with a bus George O’Malley style #007

I loved Martha Huber and I SWEAR TO GOD I thought she was in the entire show???? So when Paul killed her I was like okay this is nuts how is she gonna come back from this? Is she faking her own death? Nope, just fucking dead. How insane that a character from a handful of episodes had such a fucking IMPACT like RIP you drama queen

Susan is the most annoying character on any show almost ever (I know this is a common feeling but I just had to include myself in the we hate Susan club)

Bree is carrying the whole show on her fucking back and also she has the OG gay son thot daughter

Anyway...

I am excited to keep rewatching and dropping in every once in awhile to share my dumbass takes and maybe some memes and also really just act like my girl Felicia here sipping the tea (also can we talk about her fuckass bob please)!

[gaaaaaaaayypr]

Yesterday I encountered a young lesbian couple who owns an ice cream truck.

They are living the dream.

These beautiful people are helping children and aging nostalgic millennials find a flicker of happiness in this dying society.

going from one terrible condo neighborhood to another.

[quantumfrail]

How Different Generations React To The Doorbell

[deathisnotavailable]

the Breakers restaurant from Muriel’s Wedding (1994), directed by P.J. Hogan

[bidotorg]

This January, we’re ringing in the New Year with all things 90s and Millennial! #MillennialMayhem

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[invaderbethany]

Made Jan 8, 2019

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[thegreatzombieartisan]

At the table next to mine, two teen girls are excitedly discussing the results of their Harry Potter house test. They also exchanged birthday gifts. For our 18th birthday, a friend and I had a joint Harry Potter-themed party. We even handmade Hogwarts letter invitations and delivered them wearing our house uniforms. A quote sprung into my mind:

"I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and free... Why am I so changed?" -- Catherine Earnshaw, Wuthering Heights

[healing--springs]

Lip Smackers Cosmic Lips ♡

[katmajik]

💿 ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 2000ꜱ…

Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.

So. No time to panic.

Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…

Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy. 

Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.

Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…

ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody, is COMING SOON. follow the author for updates at these links!

[imkrisyoung]

Remember when Chuck E Cheese used to have a ball pit? 🤔