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As it is completely allowed to write a Sunny story for this Four Walls contest thing, I have submitted an offering to Rob's crypto scam site.
What I've done is re-written the little S.I.N.N.E.D. System one-shot I wrote last year to take place in Paddy's instead (so it qualifies as a "bar story," and something new) and I've taken out anything "Sexually suggestive" (bc apparently that's not allowed).
I've reasoned that, while I would personally never relinquish my rights to anything original, it's not like my thousand words here can even stand alone outside of the IP of Sunny. I mean, it completely relies on it. So I'm not losing any creative rights I could have claimed anyway, there's a pretty high chance R(CG) get led into reading a little Macdennis fanfiction, and there's actual money on the table. I'm not sure there's any other way you could legally profit off fanfiction.. other than something like this.
Fuck it. Whatever. Rob thinks his metaverse shit is happening but it's flopping so hard they need to use fans to get their companies a smidge of engagement, so I will take their plots and their characters and give them a lead in to gay porn (bc if I don't "win," I will be adding 3k words of smut to this thing and publishing it to Ao3) and never use his site again.
I would like the gay zoomer protection money to become a reality, but simply the art of being able to submit Macdennis fanfiction in response to their marketing bait does it for me.
#a chunk of the submissions are god awful btw#like literally. wtf. kinda shit#some people have done legit stories and creative stuff#but most of the fanfiction#i mean sunny inspired stories#have been like... a drunk redditor wrote this#four walls#idek what to tag for robs shit#cos im not gonna engage with that stuff outside this#also if i do get some money from this#time square dave and busters on me for a night of celebration#i WILL be wasting that shit#all the fujoshi (or gay lol) zoomers (or millennials wtv) who want to come are invited
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I purchased a 403b
it's like a 401k but for teachers and other non profit employees
I'm really excited because after a few years I can withdraw early with no penalties and use the money to put a down payment on a condo because I work up the other day with a desire to own property
plus I'm almost down with my cda program so with that comes a raise that will more than cover my contributions so yay
please clap
#is this what the millennials call adulting?#adulting#403b#remember that tag#it's back and this time I'm not putting money into amc#xandra trades
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i think we should care more about how the parents of gen alpha are giving them technology addiction to the point they throw tantrums when its taken away than how annoying skibidi toilet is
#gen alpha#millenials#gen z#gen z culture#millennial#boomers#my guy they are CHILDREN#BABIES#LEAVE THEM ALONE???#DO YOU NOT REMEMBER#THE TRENDS WE LIKED WHEN WE WERE KIDS#AND HOW 'CRINGE' IT WAS#in fact it wasnt even cringe.#its just kids being kids.#and these kids do not have spectacular parents#if the parents benefit and make money off of posting the child's tantrum online#instead of raising their kid right#in fact how about you make a better effort to keep these children safe and happy#than making fun of them online because its the newest cringe culture trend??
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Hi everyone,
First, I’d like to thank everyone for sharing their pictures of pets! I really appreciated it. ♥️
I’ve noticed that I can’t posted any interesting articles lately. I found out that is very interesting!
It talks of something called ‘money dysmorphia’, Here’s an excerpt:
…While surveying 1,006 US adults above the age of 18 from 18 to 26 December 2023, researchers found that these feelings were found predominantly among younger adults, specifically 43 per cent of Gen Z and 41 per cent of millennials.
This new phenomenon was defined as “money dysmorphia,” which describes the distorted view of one’s finances, and how it could contribute to poor decision-making as a result. Those who experienced this issue were more likely to feel financially behind their peers, with 82 per cent reportedly noting that they struggled with financial insecurity.
The link will be below in case anyone wants to read more:
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I keep seeing posts about how like Americans wouldn't know how to do without capitalist luxuries but I simply don't think that's true I think many of us find the product that is cheapest and will still solve our problem and if something else became cheaper we would buy that instead
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Guys. I did not know before now that writing could be painfully millennial in a full prose book but the pho*nix ke*per has proven me wrong and I have to complain about it in the tags
#k talks#weird astrix is because I don't want this showing up in the tag just in case#but I NEED To complain about this book real quick. I love a magical zoo that part was fun but good lord the main character....#I get what the author was trying to do with her arc and I will say the second half of the book is better than the first but Jesus christ#I hated the main character at the start she is SO annoying. not to be mean I know the whole point is her overcoming her anxiety#but like. I swear to God every two pages was just oooh I'm so awkward I'm such an introvert I'm such an awkward scrawny turtle!!!!#like CONSTANT. even worse though she's mean about it. for like half the book she's just so incredibly judgy at her public outreach job#she literally works at a zoo and has to learn hmmm... zoos need money??? zoos are also about... educating the public??? WHATT????#also it just felt so weird because she is constantly talking about how pale and skinny and pasty and scrawny and white she is#like constantly. and her best friend is a black trans woman who CONSTANTLY coddles and supports the mc in a very maternal way#and her love interest is latina-coded I'm pretty sure and is much more confident and opinionated and is literally described as fiery once#so like. hm! Okay! interesting! Interesting stereotypes going on tbh!!!#the mc learns some lessons and gets slightly less insufferable but like. also it was SO predictable I always knew what was gonna happen nex#and the writing style... like I said above it is MILLENNIAL and not in a fun way. the word boop is used several times. the humor is awful#the main character has multiple conversations about being so uwu bottom even though there's no sex in this book??? why??#and every single character description is repeated OVER and OVER with the same two details. SO much telling basically no showing#the writing was just so... quirky. ooooh look at me I'm awkward I trip over things I can't do make-up I love sitting on the couch!!!!#like. idk. obviously a lot of people really liked this book and I SHOULD have been one of them. Sapphic romance at a magic zoo....#but the execution was just so incredibly not my thing it actively pissed me off even if I can see what the author was trying to achieve#maybe I just don't like cozy fantasy. man. there was a bit where a guy should've gotten eaten by a kelpie but didn't. so maybe too cozy#for my tastes actually. which is weird I feel like I should enjoy cozy fantasy! especially about animals!!! but maybe this was just a fluke#anyways. to be clear I am not trying to make fun of the MC for having anxiety. just the overall way her social awkwardness was WRITTEN abou#really bothered me. idk man I'm a neurotic freak as well but I try to be NICE about it. and I have the correct zoo opinions. so.
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1 like & i launch a ballistic missile at my bestie
#stream#AKSJAKKSLAKSLAKDLAJSLAKLS#‘I SAW IT AGAIN’ GIRL ……#GIRL ……..#WHY 😭😭😭😭#QUIT GIVING THEM MONEY#it’s so over for millennials
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#storm#raining#movies#millennials#business#money#inspire#lol#fashion#art#diy#food#landscape#illustration#vintage#design#typography
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#video#tiktok#tiktoks#news#wtf#usa#united states#united states of america#money#social security#retirement#millennial#millennials#gen z#goodmorningbadnews
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Gen Z Workers Are Making Less Money Than Millennials Did 10 Years Ago, Study Says
#Gen Z Workers Are Making Less Money Than Millennials Did 10 Years Ago#Study Says#gen z culture#gen z humor#gen z shit#gen z slang#gen z#generation z#millennials#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#poverty#slavery#exploitation#exploitative#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#wage slavery#slave wages#slaves#slave#chattel slavery
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yo who's doing the social media for zion national park and why did they decide to make a dehydration psa to the lyrics of the shia labeouf song. hello.
#don't get me wrong i'm laughing and making sure other people see this too#which is clearly a win for a public safety awareness campaign#but what terminally-online millennial came up with this and managed to get approval to use the idea for an official social media post#incredible#zion national park#dehydration (shia labeouf)#please tell me they just cut it down for the sake of this post and the entire verse is floating around out there somewhere#i'd bet money the lines ''drinking your own piss (thirsty thirsty) / trusting cactus water (thirsty thirsty)'' at least crossed their mind
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Plant Zine!
I'm trying to do more actual writing of my own, and I'm kicking it off with some printable, foldable plant zines. This is a follow up to last years So Somebody Gave You A Fucking Plant and is about watering indoor plants. Should it be easy? Yes. Is it? Fucking of course it isn't. Featuring at least one awful picture I drew myself, lots of pictures of my hand and a few pointers on not killing your houseplants with too much love. It's black and white so you can color it in because I'm an adult. It's free but if you chuck me a coupla bucks it'll go towards my next tattoo. Or my bills. Who knows? Not fukken me.
#zines#free zines#plant care#I save up for a tattoo like a responsible millennial#I get a fukken bill show up#last time I saved up a bunch of tattoo money one of my teeth died overnight and so I got a root canal instead of a kickass tattoo
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Speaking of housing in Canada, landlords and bootlickers looove to point to the statistic that 66% of Canadians own their home. What that statistic is and is for is 66.5% of Canadians live in an owner-occupied home.
This includes adult children living with parents, by the way.
It also means 33.5% of housing in Canada is rentals or otherwise has an absent owner.
It's also specifically for housing so commercial space doesn't affect anything. Corporate landlords and private individuals who own dozens/hundreds also doesn't affect the number of owners but you can bet they play a large part in why the oft-ignored 33.5% is as high as it is.
#iirc that number is actually down but is framed as a positive 'everything is fine and the kids are just complaining' thing#because what is looking at historic trends when you can say millennials are just whining yet again#it doesn't matter that millennials are very much not kids and many do not own any property whatsoever#and it's even worse for younger generations#i'd have to look up what the traditional/healthy amount of housing-to-rentals percentage is#but i'd bet money over a third of the national housing supply being rentals/empty is very much not it
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#couldn’t help it Molli!!#I will complain about his life but I’d prefer to see it through his eyes instead of hers#I loved most of domestic Alex pre separation but it’s tainted now#idc about rich people bullshit just show me cute things so I can ignore all the money you waste#video#Alex Gaskarth#stories#can millennials stop scoring their videos please it literally adds nothing
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ppl get mad everytime emily in paris gets renewed but me? i get mad everytime i hear about handmaiden's tale renewal. who is watching that?? besides white women.
#6 seasons??? get mad about THAT#leave emily cooper and her last minute ad ideas and love triangle alone#handmaidens and outlander only having the lights on bc of white millennial women who dont use the internet#bc i never hear anyone talking about them online#might as well be a money laundering scheme
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oh my goddddddd the global epidemic of matte cars is getting WORSE. what are we doing to our beautiful shiny women
#i see grey i open the window and gag out LOUD to make my point.#it is so FOUL. tasteless new money at least millennial grey is an INTERIOR sin. you are making me look at your cars every day kys
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