#milks take.

[sealed-domains]

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WHAT'S THIS?

hi. my name is milk. i'm 25 years old

and this is my new multi muse blog for JUJUTSU KAISEN

this is fan service at its finest and i am here to provide.

THIS BLOG CONTAINS CANON MALE MUSES AND FEMALE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.

YOU NEED TO READ MY RULES

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

HERE OR LINKED IN MY BIO.

this blog is brand new, i am not new to roleplay (been here since 2012 and rping since 2010) so itll take a while to get the whole AeSThEtIc but give me time TO COOK.

[sunderwight]

I love fics where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Luo Binghe's wives, but consider:

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a female character who has never been mentioned as one of Luo Binghe's wives. However, he looks around, goes "I'm a beautiful woman in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way" and subsequently decides that he absolutely must be a wife. Alas, curses, what a horrifying fate for an extremely heterosexual young man (who was definitely a man yup except no longer alas), but there is just nothing for it now she's gotta marry Luo Binghe and have sex with him.

Shen Yuan: I can't believe you're FORCING me to marry Luo Binghe

The System: actually user doesn't have to--

Shen Yuan: C L E A R L Y as a beautiful woman I have NO alternative so even if you don't make it an express order, there is nothing else I can do!

The System: marrying the protagonist is not a requirement for--

Shen Yuan: NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO

[cryptidmickle]

tfw when ur friend wants to arrest ur emotional support war criminal

[neon-zipperooni]

this fandom confuses me

[98chao]

was gonna do the entire dialogue as a comic but bleh im lazy here

[cuppajj]

Can we get some art of shadow milk giving strawberry crepe a par on the head. Not in mother paternal way but in more of the “ way to go champ” dad/ uncle/ duncle type pat?

his official title is “morally questionable benefactor” but second dad is to spite vanilla

by itself

[imaginariumwanderer]

Doodles dump!

[trustymikh]

day 13 - stars

he's grinding that gacha, baby!!

[astrelle]

shadow milks from past months <3

[abyssalcookie]

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Can someone please get this stupid clown out of my head? He's been living in there rent-free for the last few days and has fed me nothing but poison in the form of memes.

Also, I told you I'd freakin do it. @milk-and-trickery

[brucewaynehater101]

Batman's no kill rule (tw violence).

So, Tim tries to follow this decree. It's a pretty firm line in Bruce's version of vigilantism. We see the teen struggle a few times to uphold this, but he tries to in the end.

What if, because Tim became Robin watching this man toe the line between Batman's victims being hospitalized or killed, Tim got the wrong idea from this.

Instead of "killing is wrong" or whatever, Tim sees death as the last line to everything. The last line to Batman considering him to be a criminal, the last time the criminal has chances, and the last opportunity to punish someone. If they die, that's it. Game over for Tim and them.

Before that point? Well. Tim can do just about anything as long as it isn't murder. This cues Tim psychologically and physically brutalizing foe that are horrid people. 98% of the people Tim deals with get the regular Robin treatment. Those cruel few?

If you asked Tim about it, he wouldn't have a clue. Seems weird that Professor Pyg walked into a police station to turn himself in.

Gotham, right?

[phannibal]

yay a new amazingphil video to watch while i eat dinner ^_^

the amazingphil video 1 minute in:

[radiance1]

Pariah Dark is finally released from his coffin, most ghosts in the know about this very on edge because he's, well, a literal tyrant king. But contrary to everyone's expectations (except Clockwork), he justs decides to vamoosh from the Infinite Realms entirely.

It's been fine without his active ruling for eons, so surely it wouldn't suddenly go to shit just because he's out of his sleep now. At least that's what he thinks and picks a random earth to go towards- this time surprisingly not for war- and plans to inhabit it.

So, there he was, Pariah Dark, Ghost King of the infinite Realms, one of the most powerful ghosts in existence and bearer of the Crown of Fire and Ring of Rage.

Now a humble mortal(disguised) farmer.

And he's surprisingly, never been happier. Well, actually he has been happier than this, on the day of binding between the Ghost King and the Master of Time.

He wonders what his spouse was up to these days. Most likely watching over the multiple timelines, no doubt.

It was on one of those days, where he carried his produce to go sell to a factory for money for more horses, that he ran into a little kid, one with black hair and blue eyes.

That was also, chalked full of magical power and might.

Really, it just escalated from there, if he were to be honest.

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Billy Batson did not expect to be sitting in the living room of the giant man he ran into on accident. He was kidnapped, yes, but compared to others this was most certainly tame in comparison.

He was picked up by the back of his collar, placed on that guy's head, and was then just taken back to his house.

At least he makes extremely good cookies.

He should probably leave before he's never seen again, but first, cookies.

And milk.

[groovyfrog420]

I think they'd get along

Shadow Milk seems like he'd enjoy sharing some tea (methaphorical and literal) with Cherry Blossom. The stories he tells her might be a bit biased and warped, but she's supportive either way!

next part

[starry-bi-sky]

*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE

no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.

bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."

like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.

Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.

He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.

just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.

[98chao]

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