#milk mixes for kids

[fullcravings]

Easy Pumpkin Dump Cake

[askblueandviolet]

Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.

Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*

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[timmurleyart]

One of my favorite ghosts. 👻🥄🔵🥣🥛

[mybodyfails]

han for ultra milk

[milk-and-trickery]

🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑 A total of five trash cans are thrown at the clown!! Attached to one of the cans is a note that reads:

" REVENGEEEE -Those 'Meddling kids' " >:3"

"OH! HEY!... WHAT THE- ACK!"

Sure, throwing trash cans at what equates to a ghost was rather futile. But did they have ANY idea how much time he post into his apparitions!? To make sure they were the exact amount of crispy handsomeness that he really was!?

And now they're throwing trash can's at him!

UHG!

"NOW SEE HERE- AH!" Another figment poofs into sugar smoke.

. . .

Elsewhere, Blueberry Yogurt Cookie has a soft smile on his face.

'Good.'

[lentendays]

What could have been...

Really cool art by the talented @heyhopperart! <3

For: my father didn’t tell me how to live (he lived and let me watch him do it) [Ao3]

"You're alive," Homelander says. He doesn't know what he's feeling. What he should be feeling. "You're a fucking disappointment, John," his father says. OR - Maybe if I'd raised you, I could have made you better. And not some weak, sniveling pussy starved for attention. In which Soldier Boy does raise Homelander, for a time. It changes everything. (It changes nothing.)

[bright-and-burning]

what’s your favorite kind of jam/marmelade? 🍓

strawberry!!! tbf im a strawberry fiend i took the below pic of my recycling bin the other day bc i looked down and not only was it filled w various strawberry products but also i was wearing strawberry socks

i don’t eat very much jam tho bc i don’t eat toast. but when im at other ppl’s houses they usually do not have strawberry cream cheese so i will go for strawberry jam on a bagel!!

i do Not like marmelade i had it once as a kid right before a road trip and then almost threw up.

[lotusdumpling]

Are you having an existential crisis because you were never interested in Young Justice TV but now lack the context necessary to read fic with Khaji Da even though you read Blue Beetle, or are you normal?

[dragonanon]

Finally cracked and ordered one of those little portable blenders with the intent of making smoothies for myself because I never eat any fruits or veggies, so my dumbass also doesn’t get much fiber if at all because I eat like a picky 5 year old. 🙃

[critterbutt]

my main bday present this year was "we're going to just leave you alone all day"

so i have been chilling, undisturbed, since i woke up this morning and it has been the single most relaxing day i have had for about 3 years

i had four chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, spicy noodles for lunch, homemade egg fried rice (thank you mother unit) for dinner, drank a near full jar of pickle juice, and now im guzzling bunny milk

also been playing our life all day too. but i do that almost every day so

[fullcravings]

Strawberry Tres Leches Cake

[1327-1]

kids at the peanut free table should be allowed to kill people when they want

[walkergerald]

Reindeer Munch - Appetizers and Snacks

This reindeer snack, which is made with rice cereal squares, pretzel sticks, peanuts, and candy-coated milk chocolate pieces and then drizzled with white chocolate, is sure to please kids of all ages.

[classyrbf]

dad bod!toji who’s still the big, muscular man he is but you can tell he’s gotten older and his metabolism has slowed down a little bit. He’s gotten chubbier in his arms, thighs, tummy. Not to mention, he’s started to gray and grow stubble on his face, the perfect salt and pepper mix. Toji says he hates it, always moaning and groaning about needing to hit the gym but you…? You fucking love it. It takes everything in you not to ravish his right then and there, wanting to pounce on him every second of the day. You’re always kissing up on him, grabbing on him, dragging him to the laundry room while the kids watching tv so you could have a quickie. And he’s so confused on where all this extra energy and affection has sprouted from, but he loves it. You’re always so eager for him, fucking your self on his cock, him waking up to you kissing his neck and stroking his dick, dropping to your knees and giving him head without his asking. He wonders what he’s done to deserve all of it.

He’s standing in the mirror one late night with his shirt off, examining just how chubby he’s gotten. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t a little insecure, thinking how gorgeous you are and how you shouldn’t settle for him. “I’m losing myself,” he grumbles. “What’s going on, baby?” You walk in the room, a smile immediately on your face when you see his shirt is off, definitely a sight to see. “I need to head to the gym is what’s going on.” He flexes his muscles in the mirror. You giggle and walk up behind him, snaking your arms around his waist. “I think you look so handsome with a little weight on you,” you whisper in his ear. “Does something to me.” You nibble on his ear before trailing kisses along his jaw, and that’s when Toji realizes why you’ve been so affectionate with him, like a lightbulb going off in his head.

Just mere minutes later, you’re riding him like your life depends on it, slamming your hips down on his, creating a sticky mess between you two. “S-shit,” he pants, “slow down, mama—fuck!” His bruising grips on your hips only tighten the faster you ride him. Your pussy sucks him in with each thrust, clenching around his throbbing cock. “I can’t…you get so me so hot and bothered, baby.” You grin, running your hands down his chest.

He swears he could cum right then and there, with the way you were riding him and that look in your eye, he was ready to give you another kid. And now you were kissing his neck, moaning and whimpering in his ear. “You’re so perfect, Toji,” you mewl. “Fuck me.” His eyes roll back before fluttering shut. “Keep going, yes, yes, just like that, mama. You’re gonna make me fucking cum,” he groans. You keep that same rhythm, squeezing your pussy around him, milking him. He suddenly wraps his arms around you, holding you in place as he thrusts up into you, the sound of skin on skin filling the room. “Ah, fuck!” You cry out, your cum dripping down his shaft. His thrusts grow sloppier and harder and next thing you know he’s filling you up, pushing his cum deeper inside of you with slow thrusts. Laughter erupts from your chest as you catch your breath, kissing him slowly and passionately.

“Mmm, goddamn,” he huffs, pulling you to his chest. “Now I finally know why you’re so goddamn horny all the time,” he chuckles. You blink up at him with a small smirk. “Can you blame me?” You trace patterns on his skin. He can see the look in your eye, that hungry stare you’re giving him, wanting more. “What are you thinking about, hm?” He caresses your cheek. “Oh nothing…just how badly I wanna give you some head right now, but I’ll wait.”

[does-it-please-you-shalori]

I must confess to being one of the heathens who don't season their eggs at all. In any form. No additives but a splash of milk for the scramble, in fact.

My other favourite dishes include:

plain noodles, no sauce or garnish, just by themselves

chicken noodle soup except it's just the broth and the noodles, no vegetables or other inclusions allowed

mashed potatoes, you guessed it, unseasoned, by themselves, I'll add some peas if I'm feeling frisky

Yes I'm an adult human being why do you ask

Also my sister doesn't eat eggs at all so. Apparently shit tastes in food run in the family.

reblog for sample size etc.

[whataboutalicevideoart]

Easy Lemon Cake Cookies with Icing Recipe Fast, easy, and clean up is a snap! Let your kids help with this one. 1 tablespoon milk, 2 eggs, 1/3 cup vegetable oil, 1 cup confectioners' sugar, 1/4 teaspoon lemon extract, 1 package lemon cake mix