#miles starter

[not-museing-around]

Open to M/F

Plot: His sister's friend needs a place to stay, naturally she offered the spare room.

"So.. You're Billie's friend, right?" Miles asked the person he found in his living room. He'd been working up in the loft since late the night before and had missed their arrival. "Hi, I'm Miles," the man offered his hand with a charming smile. They were good looking and naturally off limits given the living situation, but that didn't mean he couldn't look, right?

[marvelmyriad]

starter for @irxnlegacy

"No," he spoke adamantly, "nuh-uh, deep dish is way too much sauce, gotta get through all that mess just t' get to some cheese..." He scoffed a bit. "I don't need a marinara bath when I'm jus' tryin' t' grab a slice." As comedic as it was, he placed his hands on his hips as he and Riri stood atop his apartment building. He was in his full uniform, mask and all, and his focus was solely on this very important topic.

[whosmoraless]

you ever find urself face-down in an alley at like 2am nd you realize, "oh, this might be how i die". every hope and dream ive ever had and everythng ive ever wanted to do and could ever do is all gnna be snuffed. oit right here in some rsndom street on a sunday night while im wearing fuckifjn spandex. and i have school tomrro1w but maybe i wont.

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With a groan, Miles lets his phone fall out of his hand; it somehow being the only thing on him that didn't get broken.

Maybe he's being overdramatic. He doesn't care. Doesn't... really care about much at all, actually. Shock makes you do crazy shit-- like make a vaguely concerning Tumblr post after a bungled patrol then immediately shut his phone off rather than call for help.

Not like he could feasibly do the latter anyways. Last thing he wants is for Spider-man to have a medical record, much less at his mom's hospital. Would the bite have messed with his body enough that he couldn't go through normal medical procedures?

... besides, if Spider-man has to call for help, that doesn't make him much of a protector, huh?

What kind of a protector, a good one at that, gets his ass beaten within an inch of his life on what was supposed to a normal, routine patrol? Crawls away to a random back alley to lick his wounds alone? If anyone saw him like this, he'd never live it down-- assuming he were still alive to see the headline anyways.

Fluffy snowflakes start falling, ever so daintily landing on Miles's overheated body, on his eyelashes. (huh. When did his mask lenses get shattered?) They contrast with the night sky like stars. The city noises turn into a hazy blur, like it's all a million miles away. The cars, a dog barking, the faint background buzz of electrical wires.

Not a bad place to die, Miles thinks with startling calmness.

He didn't expect what he believes is the end of his life to be so.... calm. Atmospheric, almost. Not like he's complaining though; too out of it to be worried. His eyelids grow heavier and heavier. His thoughts slow to what feels like sludge.

He doesn't register the crunch of shoes on pavement approaching him.

[teecupangel]

Was looking at Pokémon that are red cause of reasons, don’t ask it doesn’t make sense, and then had the thought: Desmond reborn as Charmander. And just imagining him growing up into a Charizard. Like, especially in an au where Desmond comes from a universe without Pokémon into this one, he’s just adjusting to “oh fuck I’m an animal?!” into “oh fuck I can breathe fire?!?!” and juuuuust when he’s getting over the concept and feeling of evolving, he becomes a Charizard and has a moment of “Wait…I have wings…I’M A DRAGON?!?!”

Meanwhile, Ezio/Altaïr/Ratonhnhake:ton (whoever you wanna put him with) just watch on in pure confusion as their partner Pokémon has a breakdown.

Okay, what if it was a First Gen Pokemon AU where Desmond is one of the three starter Pokemons in Monteriggioni, the first ‘town’ in the continent they are in and the headquarters of the Brotherhood.

They’re just called the Brotherhood, not the Assassin Brotherhood, and they’re rivals with the Order.

So three teenagers come to age and gets to pick their starter Pokemon before going on a journey across the continent to battle gym leaders and be legible to join the tournament held annually during the end of the year.

These young teenagers?

In Desmond’s eyes, they look exactly like Altaïr, Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton.

Oh.

And apparently he was now a lizard with a flaming tail.

What the fuck.

The last thing he remembers is emptiness that made him sleepy.

When he woke up, he was there, in the middle of a large circular scifi looking table with a blue turtle with a curly tail and some kind of animal with a large closed plant on its back and…

Holy shit.

What the hell is this place?

He could see his reflection from one of the nearby monitors and he was a red lizard with a flaming tail.

He began to flap his tail, accidentally smacking the turtle who let out an indignant “Squirtle!” and smacked him back with his own tail.

Desmond, still not used to his new center of balance, staggered and accidentally slammed against the plant animal on his other side who went “Bulba-saur!” and…

All three stared at the sudden all out brawl happening on the presentation table as Ezio asked, ��Uuhhh, Tio…?”

“Such lively Pokemons.” Mario simply laughed it off, “Don’t worry. We’ll heal them once you picked your first Pokemons!”

“Are you telling us to pick now?” Ratonhnhaké:ton asked with a frown.

“Yes. And…” Mario grinned at them, “As your first duty as a Pokemon trainer, you three should stop them from fighting too.”

“You just don’t want to get between that fight yourself.” Altaïr dryly said.

Mario just laughed instead of denying it.

(You decide who gets Desmond. By this point, you guys know me enough to know which one I would pick hahahahaha)

[maybemoonout]

if you were to put together a milex starter pack, what would be the top moments you’d include?? love your blog btw! 💗

Hi there anon! I'm so sorry it took me so long to answer this, there's just a lot going on right now for me so I only really found the time to answer this now! I hope you don't mind and still see this T_T

A starter pack sounds like such a fun idea! I want this to be sort of a bite sized post that allows new people from the fandom to find a little bit of everything they need to know. I think that's a good idea, so I decided with that!

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To get started, I wanted to link this post by @i-m-a-leaf-on-the-wind who made an AMAZING full blown post proving milex and it's wonderfully detailed and full of interview moments that start from the true beginning. A GREAT read if you need something to get you started!!

Some of my favorite moments that I got from that post are:

— Alex Turner on ‘Hot Press’ (x)

— Miles Kane, Les Inrocks Magazine 2016 (x)

And many many more from that post, it's also a great place to collect gifs since it has a lot, just remember to credit @i-m-a-leaf-on-the-wind !!

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Another GREAT post to read about their relationship is this post by @paperlovesadness that discusses Miles and Alex's relationship as the definition of Twin Flames. It's INCREDIBLY detailed and has sources for all the interviews mentioned. It's honestly such an interesting study, the definition of twin flames, even outside Milex, so please do give it a read!!

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More great reads for this fandom are song analyses! You can find tons just by searching, but personally I have read all the song analyses of @yellowloid and @paperlovesadness, and I love them A LOT. I also have a few of my own, just check out my #ask !!

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@puppetsspace started a Milex Timeline of events but it only ever made it to 2007, I don't know if anyone else made a bigger timeline but this is still a great blog to check out for the early timelines! My favorite one there has to be this post where Miles sees Alex for the first time and he looks in awe. Very sweet!

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@yummilexhub created a full blown collection of the entire EYTCTE Tour!! A great place to get sources and clips!! please check it out here!

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Now for some more fun stuff, if I had to choose my favorite moments it would be really... difficult. I have A LOT in mind and I honestly can't pick just a few so I'll try limiting it as much as I can.

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1. The Iconic Øyafestivalen 2016 hug

Need I say more? Miles HIMSELF posted this moment, so it's not surprising everyone loves it, including meself.

2. The Iconic Coachella Kiss

This is honestly my favorite for 2 reasons:

[edited] I was unfortunately a slave to the internet but I originally said here that they were really banned but really its just a rumour!! I hears the guy handling coachella really wasn't happy with the whole thing thoigh, still funny lmfao

It was the one of the few moments that were the closest to a kiss, there are a few others but this one is the most popular and most iconic because again of said reason in #1.

3. Sharing Clothes

This ones not really a moment but a collection of moments. I find it EXTREMELY FUNNY that whenever people do those "boyfriend style" things on Alex, you see the regular array of ex girlfriends or current girlfriend, and out of nowhere, it's just Miles HAHAHAHHA. LIKE IT'S FUNNY AS HELL. I find it kinda sweet that Miles is somehow the... consistent out of all of the styles, like no matter the era of Alex there's gonna be a moment where he shares clothes with Miles, compared to the others who obviously only ever share with him in one period. I guess that's the perks of being the best friend?

Some examples:

Striped Shirt

Leather Jacket

Fred Perry Cardigan

4. The Albums being called "their baby"

This one is a little more of a stretch because I've only ever seen it one time. In this interview Alex says "for the past 8 years we've considered...trying for another baby" then they both start laughing hysterically. It's funny and cute :)) If anyone ever sees a different moment where Alex and Miles call the albums their babies, please do let me know!

5. I Want You (She's So Heavy)

These gifs explain themselves I think

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I honestly can't think of more on top of my head right now, if anyone wants to add more please do! I'll definitely add more later but for now, this is my starter pack!

I hope this is a good little collection of stuff for you guys to see a little bit of everything!

[grievedifferent]

[ SMS ] : Hey...

[ SMS ] : You up?

miles is typing ...

[ SMS ] : Hello??

miles is typing ...

[ SMS ] : Respond to me.

— open starter from miles upshur

[monsterqueers]

Putting your Squirtle starter in the fridge for winter, kissing it goodnight to see in a few months, it sleepily waving goodbye as you shut the door.

[auntie-browning]

||: Alright, I think it might be time to try a starter call now. Like this post so I can try and whip up something. This goes out for people who are also new here. Prefer messaging to plot something out but I'm fine also trying to wing it.

||: Specify your muse if you can, please~

[musedbyalli]

Miles Edgeworth Open Starter

"I do watch movies sometimes, I don't know why that surprises you." Miles generally waited until movies were available for him to watch from the comfort of his home rather than going to a movie theatre to watch.

[wastedtimcs]

open starter based on x

"and why exactly would i help you make your shitty ex jealous?" miles asked with a raised brow as he looked at his friend while pouring them both a drink. "you do realize that if people see us making out they're going to think that we're together and i'm off the market, right? that doesn't help me at all."

[gethxme]

"i'm really not sure what you want me to say here, laurel. you know i'm not good at these kinds of conversations." @meowindie

[blcssom]

open to: any !plot: linked in source !

their predictable nature was one of the things bowie liked most about them, honestly, a fact he doted on as the door swung open to the diner's back alley. "i'll never understand your desire to look at trash when we have a perfectly good break room." perfectly good may have been an exaggeration. it was just a corner of the kitchen with a folding chair and table set up, after all. "todd told me you got stuck with the PTA crowd at table ten.... i'd be willing to trade. for a price, of course."

[stalkist]

open to: females. plot: inspired by the ' house party ' prompt from here. she can be totally open and down for it, or she can feel peer pressured into going along with them. connection: the girlfriend of one of them, the sister of one of them, the best friend of their girlfriends, the ex of one / both of them, someone in their close friend group ( bonus points if she's the only girl ) trying to fit in with them, an easy f.uck who's probably been passed around a couple times, and anything else welcome. please don't like this starter.

the party might have died down compared to the chaos at its earlier height but the joviality of the close friend group certainly remains. drinks scattered around them as they herd at the couches, the music pumping out of nearby speakers, flynn's attention is stolen by the female approaching. “ there she is ! i wondered where you went. ” makes a show of welcoming her back, smile of approval warming male's features as he eyes her dress, “ look at you all dressed up. why don't you give us a spin ? ”

blues snap to the female as his buddy's greeting rings out, teeth skimming bottom lip as he openly ogles her body. though he had forgotten she was even here at the party, upon seeing her again, miles does not plan on repeating that mistake. “ why don't you take it off ? ” blond pipes up immediately after flynn's suggestion, earning the braying laughs of his peers, lifting his hands to his mouth to playfully chant, “ take. it. off. ”

[immcrtalsx]

"Liv, Liv, wait!" Miles said, trying to stand in front of her to stop her from walking away. He had been trying to talk to her for weeks but he didn't blame her for not wanting to see him or have anything to do with him, "Can we talk? Please? I promise I'm not here to yell or be an asshole. I just want to talk. Please."

@mcnstercus ( Olivia )

[normaltothemax]

@gothamsworn

Miles is up as far as he can go in the warehouse he’s found himself in, backed into a corner. He’s shaking. Silent, save for the harsh breathing and occasional gut-wrenching sob. Aside from the electricity that crackles across his entire body, electrifying the metal rafter one of his hands is braced against, he’s completely invisible. And while he appears to be the only one left in the building—the only one currently conscious, at least—what he’s seeing is an entirely different picture.

He’s not sure what happened. Not sure how they got here, but somehow Doctor Octavius and Kingpin are back. Somehow Uncle Aaron is back; back as the Prowler. Doc. Ock’s got him wrapped up tight in her tentacles—too tight, too tight, too tight, he can’t breathe. She’s whispering in his ear just how fascinating it’ll be to dissect him, to cut him open and pick him apart and see how he works, but he can barely hear it over Kingpin’s laughter.

Over their screams.

Uncle Aaron’s Prowler claws are out, sharp as ever, dripping in blood, and Miles can’t do anything but watch helplessly as one by one his family falls before him. Mom and Dad, begging for their lives before they’re silenced for good. Gwen, Peter B., Peni—all torn to shreds, staring up at him lifelessly. Noir next, then Peter Porker. The Peter from his universe is back somehow, but he’s swiftly killed once again by Kingpin’s too-big fists.

All of them dead. All because of Miles. Because he wasn’t strong enough, fast enough, good enough. All of them asking the same question: why didn’t you save us, Miles? He wants to. God, he’s desperate to, but the tentacles restraining him are too tight. He can’t move. Can’t scream. Can’t breathe. And it just keeps happening, over and over, in an endless cycle, Doc. Ock and Kingpin bringing everyone back somehow just to kill them all again, and Miles can’t do anything to stop it.

[chronomally]

Ganke getting a front-row seat to the absolutely disaster that is Miles's life during winter break while his parents are in like Hawai'i or whatever