#Ever think about how all the Kanto starters are herps and thus have super specialized exotic needs like humidity misting and carnivore diet
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Putting your Squirtle starter in the fridge for winter, kissing it goodnight to see in a few months, it sleepily waving goodbye as you shut the door.
#Wayward rambling#Pokemon#Ever think about how all the Kanto starters are herps and thus have super specialized exotic needs like humidity misting and carnivore diet#feeding your Bulbasaur weedles (or feeder mice if animals exist) AND needing regular misting and fertilizer...#All the hard parts of owning plants AND frogs right there#Sure anime shows all pokemon as omnivores but if we're getting realistic about it your starters are huge expensive exotic carnivores#No wonder they are rare pets it's easier to feed a Rattata by a mile
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