#mike is babygirl

[byler-prompts]

I know everyone loves Spiderman Will Byers and Mike “MJ” Wheeler, but have you considered;

Michael as Louis Lane, and;

Will Byers as Superman.

I haven’t really watched the superman movie in years, but I never really see Will as Superman and Mike as Louis Lane. I mean, Mike is always comparing El to Superman, but I know, if Will was Superman, Mike will be swooning over the superhero 24/7.

Do what you want with this, I want to see results though. I’ll be stalking AO3 until then! :)

[STAY TUNED FOR MORE BYLER PROMPTS…]

[aramapostsandwrites]

Okay, but hear me out.

So, some Bylers are familiar with the tag

#the babygirlification of mike wheeler

Right?

Okay.

Now get ready for…

Drumroll, please.

🥁

#the babygirlification of Johnathon Byers.

Nancy definitely calls Johnathon babygirl and no one can convince me otherwise.

Please, for all Jancy endgame truthers, this needs to be a thing. QwQ

[minasvalentine]

poor baby is so stressed

[hawkinsbnbg]

Today, Mike had woken up on the wrong side of his bed so he was especially vicious as he ranted about anything he found irritating about Steve.

He hadn't even reached the midpoint when Dustin decided to rip him a new one. Which, yeah, was fair because he didn't usually do Steve that dirty. But his bad mood had taken over and he found himself arguing with Dustin.

"It's not like you don't gripe about him every day," Mike retorted heatedly. "In fact, you are the one making fun of him the most out of everybody here," he gestured widely at the others (Lucas cringed, Will looked guilty, Max and Erica high-fived each other, El nodded calmly, Eddie just gave him a little wave).

"That's because I'm his brother," Dustin said matter-of-factly while adopting Steve's signature mom pose. "But who are you? You're just his ex's brother. Without Nancy, you're just a random kid to him."

(Eddie, Max, and Erica looked at each other with the same smirk. "Oh, that burns."

Lucas just sighed helplessly as Will and El watched on in amusement.)

Mike's nostril flared indignantly. He would never ever admit this, but while he thought Steve was lame and an idiot sometimes, he respected Steve plenty. Not enough to admire, but enough to fight Dustin for him.

"So what? I know him longer than you," Mike fired back. "I have more M&M's and 3 Musketeers from him than you do, I played baseball with him every weekend, and I also watched Star Wars with him."

"You do understand what ex means, right?" Dustin narrowed his eyes at him. "Nancy's his ex-girlfriend, ergo you're his ex-something, ergo you need to stop living in the past. You know why? Because I," Dustin pointed at himself smugly, "am his favorite now. I'm the present and the future. His shotgun, his house, his pool, his snack cupboard will forever be mine, thank you very much."

And just like that, all hell broke loose.

Because not even Will was willing to accept that bullshit. Steve never had a favorite, okay? As their babysitter, he wasn't allowed to.

"What the fuck are you fighting for?" Mike glared at Erica who was (impressively) making Dustin wail like Mew on the floor.

"Steve still owes me a lifetime of free ice cream, duh," she looked at him like he was an idiot. "Stop talking shit and come help me."

A wise man once said: "Enemy's enemies are friends."

So it only took Mike a second to give her a hand.

———

"Why didn't you stop them?" Steve asked in exasperation, thinking about the fistfight that would've taken place in the Wheelers' basement had he not interfered on time.

"'Cause the more they eliminate among themselves," Eddie leaned in closer and whispered conspiratorially, "the less I gotta fight to keep you."

"But I'm their babysitter," Steve pushed him away with a finger on the forehead. "And you're supposed to make it easier for me, not harder."

"Sweetheart," Eddie grabbed his wrist and nuzzled his nose into it, "Just say the word and I'll make something harder for you right now."

"You're incorrigible," Steve rolled his eyes, but his pretty smile had betrayed his mood.

"Yeah, all because of you, baby," Eddie pressed his lips on the back of Steve's hand. "O prithee, my princess, give me the remedy."

"What if I don't have any?" Steve raised his brow.

"You do, darlin'," Eddie pulled him close and cradled his face. "My tonic is right here," a kiss on his forehead. "My joys," on his eyelids. "My happiness," on his his nose and then his mouth, "my love."

Later, when they cuddled in bed, sweet and tender after loving each other til midnight, he would tell Eddie there was no need to ask for him in the first place.

Because he had been Eddie's boy since the day the battle vest was draped on him.

It seemed Steve did have a favorite, after all.

Except, it was none of his kids.

Truly a tragedy.

[kiirotoao]

Season 2 Mike said, “he’s quiet today.” He really said, ‘hey, I know that something’s wrong,’ without a single hint from Will that anything was wrong.

And when Mike learned that things were going wrong, he said, “if we’re both going crazy, we’ll go crazy together, right?” He really said, ‘hey, I’m here for you. No matter how rough it gets, I’m not going anywhere,’ even in the face of this new, terrifying, bad force.

And after Mike made that promise, he stayed by Will’s side and said, “we won’t let him.” He really said, ‘I’m sticking to my word and we will overcome this,’ even as the Mind Flayer was actively taking Will over.

And throughout this whole horrific ordeal, as Will got worse and worse, Mike said, “what’s wrong?” Multiple times, at that. He really said, ‘I want to help you no matter what. Tell me what you see. Let me help you,’ and he never, ever feared Will or doubted him.

And after Mike figured out the Mind Flayer’s plan, after it possessed Will completely, after everything he knew, he said to Will,

“You remember the first day that we met? It was the first day of kindergarten. I knew nobody. I had no friends. I just felt so alone. And so scared. But I saw you on the swings, and you were alone, too. You were just swinging by yourself, and I just walked up to you, and I asked. I asked if you wanted to be my friend. You said, ‘yes.’ You said, ‘yes.’ It was the best thing I’ve ever done.”

And… do I even need to elaborate on how sweet that is?

The more and more Will was taken from him, the more and more Mike gave to him. It didn’t matter to Mike that Will was almost gone, he poured everything out to him to reach him.

That’s not just love. It’s not even just unconditional love that looks past bad circumstances, that’s dedicated love that actively works in the face of hardship.

Season 2 Mike loved Will so much that it hurt. And he was only 13.

[kitc0nn0r]

[faramirsonofgondor]

Sometimes babygirl is a severely repressed man with big cow eyes that get so shiny, a found family, and way too much trauma.

[claire-stanfield]

Oops my hand got possessed by a kandarian demon and I made a Mike Mignola inspired poster for Evil Dead 2.

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

the funniest thing suits could’ve done is make harvey reveal in therapy he and mike drunkenly hooked up once and never talk about it again. Nothing in canon changes.

[byler-prompts]

Miraculous Ladybug Byler!AU, except Mike and Will are in love with wach other as they are, but Mike projects that all onto Superhero Will instead, because of his internalised homophobia, and unknowingly flirts with the love of his life.

Also, Cat Noir Mike and Ladybug Will is instead their DnD characters. So, Cleric Will and Paladin Mike. And Just like the original Ladybug and Cat Noir, they are also blind as fuck. Although they are better disguises, Mike and Will should know who each other is behind the mask, but nah! They just choose to be blind as fuck.

Also, I don’t really like Miraculous Ladybug, but I just thought this would be interesting, especially with Hawkmoth as Vecna as well, (not the one of the main protagonists’ father). Also, El as the miraculous keeper?? Thoughts?

She may be kind of young, but it would be so cool, especially if she finds her found family that way! 🥺

She was all alone, before chaos rained upon Hawkins, and she found miraculous holders.

Also, in this one, Will is sassy and (sadly for him) the chic magnet, despite not being famous like Adrien. He acts like a mix between Cat Noir and Ladybug - always determined to save the day, but with a lot of sass, like Spiderman, puns like Cat Noir. He is also a huge flirt towards his partner in saving the world, because the Paladin started it, and he’s not about to let the opportunity go to waste.

Ou of the both of them too, I believe that Will will be the first to noticed that his partner is actually Mike, which would be even funnier.

I also believe that Will as a superhero would flirt with Mike, since Mike would probably start obsessing over the hero, and Max probably made a joke that Mike wants the superhero.

This whole thing would be hilarious to read, not gonna lie.

You all can figure out the powers for yourself. As long as you make it in tune with their DnD hero forms, I’m not going to complain. O>O

[Someone better write this, or I’m suing no one in particular… It’s the thought that counts. Stay tuned for more!]

[tiggywigg00]

[bratrick]

oooohhhhh baby i love you

[wallywise]

Just finished this <3

So happy of how it look ! It’s far from perfect (and you can directly spot that it’s not) but I’m happy, honestly it look better irl, the photo doesn’t do it justice :’(

But still I’m pretty happy of it, it took me 3 hours, now I can finally go back to my revisions :’D (send help there’s too much things to know I’m gonna breaaaaak)

[artist-assassin]

he wraps his tail around things when he sleeps im going to explode

[spacemimz]

@phykoha's Lone survivor AU is rotating in my mind at all times. This old man is rent free in my brain, i love him dearly

[shehasrisenbabygirl]

"I could fix her." WELL I WANT HER THE WAY SHE IS.