#might delete it too tho

[hoofpeet]

Seeing how far I can push vent comics before they stop being relatable part 300... I am "going thru it" as they say.. doodles paired with a long journal entry once more 👍

[silusvesuius]

nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am

[hauntingofhouses]

"why would you ship mizu and taigen together they're sooooo toxic ugh taigen is AWFUL and mizu should be with ME instead!!!"

of course they're toxic they're both deranged and terrible and that's why they're perfect for each other.

cuz like omg you think mizu would treat you well? mizu would abandon you. look at how she left ringo multiple times. ringo who treats her so well and is nothing but patient and caring and loyal. if you are insecure she will laugh at you because she has no social tact. look at how mikio said "it's a stupid dream" talking about his ambitions of regaining his honour and mizu straight up chuckles and tells him he's right because it IS a stupid dream. and at this point their relationship was cordial and she was even warming up to him!

like. arguably, taigen would be a better romantic partner (per the ideals of his time and culture of course), or at least he would be on paper. cuz i mean as a husband, as he is now, i think he'd be awful. but i'm talking about if you and him were dating or courting or just seeing each other romantically, he would be good to you. like we saw how he behaved with akemi and he was nothing but sweet and gentle. the very reason akemi wanted to marry him so bad was because she KNOWS without a doubt that he respects women and would treat her well. "oh but he cheated on her with the prostitutes while celebrating his engagement!" yeah but per the norms of the time and place, it was not considered cheating and akemi (as well as any wife or romantic partner of that period) would not have minded or even cared.

and yes taigen IS an asshole and he IS obnoxious but come on. so is mizu, if she is allowed to act like herself around you. mizu will tease you and mock you and challenge you and even poke at your insecurities (see:her goading mikio on even though he clearly did not view her teasing as light-hearted banter and took it all very personally). she would tell you to your face if she thinks you're being annoying (see:mizu rolling her eyes and telling akemi to straight up just "shut up" when she'd believed mizu had killed taigen).

mizu is not merely a hot and talented badass with a sword and the insane hyperfocus on her desire for revenge which literally drives her to withstand like, extreme amounts of damage and survive it. mizu is also flawed and the show does a good job at showcasing this, and showing us that she's not merely a victim but also a multilayered person. we see throughout that mizu is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

oh what's that? oh right, very similar to taigen, who is also hot and talented with a sword and with insane hyperfocus on his desire to duel mizu and regain his honour. taigen who is also flawed (though, arguably, more so) as he is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

the only thing that sets mizu and taigen apart is the fact that taigen is a man and is not mixed race, which thus affects their positions in society and how people perceive them. these are external factors. taigen being a boy who is not blue-eyed allowed him to easily mingle with the other kids in the village, all of whom were similarly fed the same prejudiced values which led them to gang up against mizu and bully her.

but take all that away. strip them down to the bare essentials. suddenly it's like they are the same person copy and pasted.

and that's what makes them even more interesting. yes absolutely they would be toxic. whatever souls are made of, mizu's and taigen's are the same (derogatory). and we literally see them fight all the time!!!! but the thing is they are both deranged when it comes to this.

do you get me. they both literally get turned on by sparring. mizu's whole spar with mikio was her way of flirting. just look at how she smirked at him and said "unsheathe it" like it's clear that this is an innuendo of not just unsheathing his weapon but also what's in his pants. then during the chopsticks fight with taigen in the snow, despite mizu literally being injured and taigen trying to attack her, mizu gets attracted to him. meanwhile taigen got a boner after wrestling with her in the forge.

taigen goes around saying he wants to kill mizu to regain his honour but he still literally risks life and limb for her constantly. mizu gives ringo stomach ulcers by going around flinging herself into near-death situations 24/7. she ups and leaves her beloved swordfather with barely a goodbye twice to pursue her batshit far-fetched quest for revenge (against people she doesn't even KNOW btw because she literally starts off with practically No Leads and not even knowing the NAMES of the white men who are her maybe-fathers).

these bitches are crazy and you know what good for them. that shit needs to be contained and quarantined though and that's why in that sense they would be good together.

i want to put them both in a jar and shake it very hard and see what happens. personally i think they will argue and insult each other while working perfectly in sync with each other to break out of the jar and then proceed to kill me and make out sloppy style over my dead body while they're both covered in blood.

like that's it that's the dynamic. send post.

[cloudysarts]

this show would be good if literally everything about it was different

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Do you sleep with socks on

this is such a random ask that I feel like i’m morally required to answer it lol

and the answer is- this ✨mysterious✨ museum curator obviously never sleeps soooo that answers your question :)

[yumethefrostypanda]

i neeed Captain Price on my dash againnhnngh

[oxventure-text-posts]

I'm gonna be honest with you guys, the urge to do the same thing I did with the oitd silhouettes, aka slap text posts onto the art with no knowledge of their canon personality other than what they did in the trailer and pulling from the fandom's perceived personality for them, for the new oxventure characters revealed in that trailer is so real

[lesmeltingpot]

Soooo since twitters tweaking rn Im gonna do an art dump here and start posting on tumblr more often !!

[new-revenant]

Got curious to see any of my art was on pintrest and OMG

THERE IT IS WTF. And it’s not even really my art, it’s my coloring of @/sunndropcitrus line art for the 2023 green with envy event. I didn’t even scroll for that long, it was literally very close to the top of the page. Here’s my original post btw

[takemyteawithformaldehyde]

my toxic trait is believing a big fat nerd bf would fix me

[verocitea]

moments after watching the new movie trailer on my lunch break I heard a loud scraping noise from right outside the window… the Snapple truck decapitated our mailbox.

[wazzappp]

I can not succumb to the League of Legends au. Succumbing to the League of Legends au is the mind killer

[sureuncertainty]

oh okay so we're like completely fucked

[taegularities]

and i can't imagine life without bts anymore

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I can't sleep so I've ended up having closeted gay Mumbo thoughts again instead

(just in-case disclaimer/clarification that I am of course not talking about real person cc!mumbo but rather the cubito)

Imagine if Mumbo was raised in an intensely heteronormative context, such that by the time he got to the Very Much Not Heteronormative Hermitcraft and Life Series he wasn't homophobic, but he was thoroughly convinced that he personally wasn't and couldn't be gay, because then he'd know it right? (Not recognizing his blatant attraction to and crushes on the other guys, because the concept of himself being gay is so unfathomable to him it has literally never crossed his mind, his childhood was so freaking heteronormative)

Anyways one day he's just watching one of the other happy couples and sighing wistfully, and he ends up mentioning out loud how he wishes he could be gay too, so he could also have a husband. Someone informs him that he totally could and he's mind blown by the realization

(Bonus points: this happens on Last Life and that's how he and Martyn ended up getting married)

[whitegoldtower]

Nsfw below the break, I’m having another thought

Cw: genitals, masturbation, sex mention, bit of a cheeky trauma dump but no SA, dw.

Ok so this is a bit tmi but I am fully aware that as an intersex trans man, what I have, despite being 5’3 is rather ✨large✨ (especially for someone of my height) - it’s a blessing now, yeah, and is freat post T, but as a pre-t kid (like aged 13-16) the fucking thing was uncomfy (especially when made to wear typical afab underwear with a middle seam), it hurt when it grew, I COULD NOT undress in female changing rooms (the one time I did, a girl next to me made eye contact with it, I made eye contact with hers and was like “oh fuck mine doesn’t look like that” and she fully backed away from me with a mixture of what seemed like fear/disgust (thankfully she never spread rumours about it despite her being ‘popular’). Similar thing happened around age 7 with a friend in the bath (the whole stupid ‘wanna see my junk’ that curious kids do) and she moved the bubbles and was like ‘why is yours big’ 💀💀💀 BUT in short, I’m not bragging, this was a point of humiliation and trauma for me but let’s not go there. Just felt like I had to justify why I’m not like ‘oh yeah lol I’ve got a fat cock 😎😎’)

So let’s take Vesz. Also intersex and trans.

Dude is built like a brick shithouse and 2 feet taller than me, with the same hyena-physics anatomy scaling. Thus, with the shock/dismay I received from people seeing me naked and pre T as a kid and feeling ‘monstrous’ because of it…

Fucking Vesz is classed as monsterfucking, it’s a canon bhaalspawn moment and I won’t change my mind.

Shadowheart’s like “oh yeah, I’m afab, I can work with whatever he’s got- oh fuck maybe not, I’ll have to learn some shit”

^^ and that’s a real experience

Meanwhile Vesz is sat there like

“It’s a slay but I kind of hate it.” Like he (I) wishes he (I) had a full cock, not some large and awkward lump of flesh that’s neither here nor there that illicits weird reactions and looks weird/feels embarrassing when you try to get off with it

(Like I can’t just stroke the fucker slowly with my hand or gently rub it, I have to grip and pinch and violently pull at it or crush it under my palm HARD to the point where it’s nearly painful or else I can’t feel anything. This makes it very difficult for anyone other than myself to get me off and I get extremely jealous of people who can just have their partners get them off. I don’t know if this is a problem or not or even like a shared experience)

((((((Also this is why I have such a funky relationship with masochism))))))