#midsneeze

[sharkneto]

The Bastard Boy got to go to the vet this morning because he's been a sneezy boy, and outside of a mild lil upper respiratory infection, he's Just Fine 😌

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

Give us a pic of the girlies it’s been so long 🥺

OFCCC

[champion-of-love]

eah texting hcs

the charming siblings have a groupchat ofc and dexter is the admin

their gc photo is a blurry picture of their dad midsneeze and they got it from a stock photo website. their dad has tried to sue the photographer's company but lost the suit and it's the trios' favorite photo.

the gc is mostly them sending memes to each other, accusing each other of taking their stuff, or passing messages from their parents to the intended sibling (the charming castle being so massive and all)

their gc names were just their names at first til one day dex got so pissed at daring that he changes his brother's nickname to 'demanding' charming

darling laughed so hard she saw stars and made her twin promise to never change it back

darling's nickname is 'dueling' charming

dexter's nickname is 'dismaying' charming

(he picked it out himself, and daring and darling shared a concerned looked at the other when he did.)

the wonderlandians also have a groupchat. lizzie, maddie and kitty and eventually alistair and bunny

to match all their names, alistair happily changed his nickname to 'allie' and lizzie gave the loudest snort at it

their entire chat is in riddlish and other wonderlandian dialects and theyre happy they get to practice their native tongues even if they're away from home

maddie's messages are sometimes so nonsensical (so wonderlandian) that the kookiness can sometimes short out their mirrorphones

cue to kitty dropping by lizzie and bunny's rooms warning them to not open the groupchat for a while so they don't short out their phones

kitty never warns alistair though, because she thinks it's funny.

alistair just opens that chat with no suspicion and gets flash-banged by maddie's texts and has to spend the rest of the day with no phone, a little hearing loss and dark spots in his vision.

the pink squad also have a groupchat. cupid, briar and hopper, my beloveds.

briar is the admin and the groupchat moves at the speed of light

cupid and briar text rapidfire and send gossip, memes, selfies, screenshots and etc and react as fast to each others' messages as well

hopper wakes up to a massive backread that he has to spend half an hour in the morning catching up or he won't understand what they'll be talking about in lunch

they use that chat to plan events they want to go to and to send photos that they took during the event itself

their gc pic is a group photo of all of them posing pretty cool in front of a mirror during true hearts day (their first party)

they manage to get humphrey to encode some special features into their chat so that:

(a) briar's phone can send a message if she falls asleep alone somewhere to broadcast her location so any one of them can go to her

(b) hopper's phone can also send his location if he becomes a frog and there's no one to turn him back

(c) cupid's phone also sends her location. not because she physically needs help, but because she gets lonely (being further away from home than all of them).

briar and hopper always take this seriously and arrive with hot chocolate, cupcakes and hugs.

anyways this series has been dead for years now but thinking about these kids always gives me the feels and i had to talk about them

[crossover-enthusiast]

i was gonna draw something but i am REALLY tired afer work waah

i offer you this stupid frame i caught instead

Radford looks like he's midsneeze dsnskjdfn

Meanwhile Kevin looks at money with disgust

[puppy4mybirthday]

caught mid-sneeze

[jorizaisnotonfire]

Happy New Year!!! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🎉🎊🎆 • • • • #NewYear #2020 #familypictures #fam #midsneeze #lol #merp #derp #hashtag https://www.instagram.com/p/B6xWiRphZyE/?igshid=1nndgu97zehuz

[nazumichi]

Glimmer

glimmer is allergic to most types of flowers! She has horrible allergies, and entering plumeria for meetings is always hell for her. fake it till i make it, she says, before sneezing so hard she teleports straight back to bright moon.

[acutely-autistic]

Nova looks like she’s midsneeze!

Send pet pics please, I’m feeling mentally unwell

[reinapendeja-blog]

[daily-todomatsu-blog]

achoo!!!

[vermillioncrown]

your cat looks more graceful midsneeze than me on a good day. unfairly pretty.

a male model

[themole]

is ur pfp u midsneeze?

i think so? all i remember is i was with my transfem butch gf at the time in my room and we were taking pics together and later when we looked back at them i just discovered i had taken this one and it makes for a great pfp

[blanddcheadcanons]

Ok so we know the Wayne kids have to deal with the paparazzi (no matter how much Bruce sues them) and most of the time it’s fine-ish but occasionally there will be that reporter that just won’t take the hint (or restraining order) so the only logical thing for the Wayne kids to do is stalk (I mean “participate in investigative journalism”) the reporter right back. But because when you mess with one Wayne you get them all there’s somehow always one of them around to catch your ugly midsneeze face

@takari25

[dailyblep]

A midsneeze blop

[lifeofarcher]

Mid sneeze

[cigarette-and-dream]

#midsneeze