#midnight sun headcanon

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

If you had a choice between New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, which one would you pick to get the Midnight Sun treatment and have a book of it from Edward's point of view? You can only pick one of them.

I mean, it seems like in reality I'm getting exactly none of these things, and if I get one, any one, I will be extremely grateful.

And honestly, that's where I stand, my boring answer is I'd be happy with any one of these.

In New Moon, we get to see a) Edward's blatant destruction of property b) his fit that got the Cullens to move in the first place c) his trying and failing to track Victoria so badly that even he admits he sucked at it d) his depressed adventures in Rio. And of course when he comes back, learns he fucked up, and now they all voted to turn Bella into a vampire and he's smashing the living room in rage.

But in Eclipse, we get Edward's realizing Jacob is a threat, then getting fucking weird about it, his locking up Bella like a maiden in a tower, then getting more weird about Jacob, and so on.

And Breaking Dawn, well, I need that moment where he asks every single male family member "how does it feel when one has sex with a woman" and "how do I sex with woman". Along with the, "I will whore my wife out to any sperm donor so long as she lives and stays human!"

I don't think any one of these is necessarily more intriguing than the other.

[fandomtrashcan]

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The mission was a complete and utter success and no murder attempts were made, but the only person who actually had fun was Tony.

This went very quickly from discussing the evils of selling weapons to "I want to explore your body with my magic".

Please always ask for consent before exploring people's bodies with your magic, kids.

In a similar note, do not make "'I wish I was dead jokes". They are bad for your mental health and make people around you uncomfortable.

I'm convinced that Tony Stark can smell sass in the air like a shark sensing a drop of blood in the water.

Thanks @moosemonstrous for helping me edit Hunter's comeback in the second panel.

Watch and learn, kids.

BONUS:

I headcanon that Hunter can use her healing magic like some sort of scanner to find what's wrong before healing. After looking what was going on inside the Rider before the mission she spent like a solid minute staring into the void with a completely blank face.

[beargyufairy]

The moon His sun

[dailymothanon]

Arizona ☝️‼️ I dunno the design appeared in my head so I can’t really explain much of it other than me realizing I never really gave any designs dyed hair (other than Nj I think) so I figured Ari would cuz he wears that brightly colored hat and I’m sure the ring design is obvious that its based on the flag, also it’s copper cuz of the state nickname, iuuhhh I wasn’t sure what eye color to give him so it may change. Also the glove was cuz I figured why not since he pulled up with an oven mitt to not burn his hands off

Do you think they’d make a sizzle noise if these two touched?? I think so.

Btw I like to imagine Ari has pet ants. Because there are over 300 native species of ants found in Arizona and I think that’s really cool. Thoughts on this y’all???

Also should I continue to draw Alaska with the long hair that I made two posts ago?? It was real fun and I enjoyed how structured it was and it still felt like him to me and I like to make sure to keep Alaska’s native culture with him so I’d also like to hear y’all out on that one

[merrystar]

I raise myself from the dead only to ask, who does Lunar sound like?

I’m redesigning SAMS characters and dubbing them with headcanon voices and I can’t for the life of me find one for Lunar. He’s the last one.

[cultofthepigeon]

I do wish Apollo would get a solo or two of his own

[zoeloveconvers99]

Me drawing midnight Suns Eddie when I caught him doing a particular pose before prank,yeah……slut

[midnightsun-if]

A hc close to my heart about vamp fam is that before cameras were invented and such whenever there's an important event such as then adopting a baby they would comission a famoly potrait. A great huge one that hang at the halls so imagine the moms and a baby cienna, and then later on baby Penelope with adult cienna standing by them and so on. Just painting lots of pictures when photos werent a thing like baby first step, baby's first A grade exam and stuff obv its not possible because painting takes lots of time for such small events but still, its a cute hc for me😌

You’re not too far off, actually! The Family does have paintings of when the siblings were still human/from when they were younger (most of which was commissioned by Elizabeth as gifts to Helena). Although for Christian, Percy was still fairly young as they’re fairly close in age.

That’s an absolutely adorable HC! Thank you so much for sharing it with me! 💜

[polaroid-petals]

Collected some of my more obscure ships (+ nightshade) and their names because the Omori shipping scene has a very interesting way to name things and I thought it was funny just how many of my favourite ships are either headspace-related ships or beta/Omoboy era ships.

TBD (to be determined) don't have names yet, but I'm sure they will come!

Also have some poly ships.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

random fact:

Yang does the lil hand flaps when there excited or happy

*SKIDDADLES AWAY*

HAHAHA AN EXCUSE TO DO RAMBLE THINGS?

Ones who clap when happy: Eclipse, Sun, sometimes Lune, Jingle J. Jester, Pumpkin, Strudel

Ones who get bouncy (i.e. bouncing on heels, swishing from side to side, just moving a lot): Dawn, Sun, Moon, Pumpkin, Strudel

Ones who express it vocally (making noises: giggling squeaking or what have you): Midnight, Dusk, Sun, Moon, Pumpkin, Strudel

THE LITTLE SMILE. YOU KNOW THE ONE. FROM THE CALM OR GRUMPY CHARACTER. REALLY SLIGHT: Dawn, Kuiper, Kabocha, Lune

Ones who get fidgety: Strudel, Sun, Pumpkin, Lune, Eclipse

Becomes spaghetti: Noon

[ayoungeststark]

time to come back from the dead 👀

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

What’s your favorite chapter/bit in Midnight Sun?

I have to cop out and say I can't pick one.

It's every word of every sentence.

Do I pick where Edward picks up his family (who he ditched with no explanation) in a car smelling distinctly like Bella Swan where he giggles like a maniac while they watch him with wide eyes from the back seat?

Is it Edward cackling gleefully when Rosalie storms out of the room, humiliated, when Edward reads in her thoughts that she's jealous of the attention Edward's giving Bella and refuses to explain this while Esme just sits there listening to his playing piano saying, "Play it again, Sam"?

Is it the fucking vote on whether we should assassinate a seventeen-year-old girl today in which it shockingly (or perhaps not if one follows the blog) looks like the uh vote was hm... not in Bella's favor?

Do I pick Alice making it clear, numerous times, that Edward has less than 50/50 odds of not eating Bella in any given moment and he chooses to hang around her anyway and Alice enables this? Or is it Alice years ago having bought Edward a blouse and him realizing on the day he has to show Bella his sparkle magic that Alice is omniscient because she knew he would wear it someday even though he hates short-sleeves?

Do I pick Edward literally sugar-coating everything to Bella, everything possible, all the time because he knows the second he fesses up she'll bolt.

Is it Edward's constant, violent, fantasies about murdering Mike Newton for the crime of simply existing?

Is it the very noticeable capitalization of the word "son" in dialogue when Carlisle is speaking to Edward?

Look, I genuinely cannot pick, the entire thing is a fucking ride and a mad house.

[luckycheesefoodie321]

Thinking about Midnight Sun, as you do…

Edward really did get stuck with a teenager mentality huh. Even if he sounds like an old man.

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Edward: HER BLOOD CALLS TO ME!!! But like *tucks hair behind ear* she’s beautiful??? I HATE HER.

*fucks off for two weeks*

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Edward: Like I lowkey wanna devour Bella whole but if anyone else tries to mess with her then necks are getting snapped.

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Edward: How can I get her attention without getting her attention?? I know! I’ll sit away from my family and stare at her from afar. And when she actually does approach, I’ll tell her to stay away from me.

*pats self on back*

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Edward: You’re my everything Bella. Go absolutely destroy your father’s heart and soul while I go deal with this James freak. No it’s fine, I can read minds, I’ll be done in like a day.

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Edward: let’s go to a dance bc that’s what the kids do nowadays right? Never mind you have a boot on, I find one stiletto super sexy and I’m gonna seduce you in the garden anyway so it’s fine.

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Edward: so my brother tried to eat Bella, and despite my previous statement, I can’t snap his neck bc he’s family or whatever. So I guess I’m gonna just gaslight Bella into thinking I never loved her bc that’s the healthy way to break up. This is super important I do this in the most damaging way possible bc I love her so much.

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Edward: So Bella is dead, so as my final act of love I’ll go get myself killed.

Alice: No one asked for that!

Edward: Fuck you, imma do it anyway.

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Edward: so the woman I love found a friend to whom she holds a close bond while we were broken up but luckily this friend is a werewolf so I have a justifiable reason to absolutely despise him. Yeah Bella, it’s bc he’s a wolf and vampires hate wolves and he’s too dangerous?? Like I know I’m dangerous but like, not anymore? Not to you anyway. Because you’re special and after I thought you died I no longer find your blood super delicious.

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Edward: sex????!! As a 109 year old virgin, I blush at the thought of sex!! A young lady such as yourself should be more chaste and— woman for the love of god my loins can only resist so long before they spontaneously combust and I managed to freeze them at their most potent and virile so god knows what’ll happen if I ravish you now!!

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Edward: the only way I can have sex is by marrying her. It must be done. And the wolf’s heart can finally be broken too! Wins all around babeyyy.

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Edward: sex sex sex sex- goddamn she is fragile as shit!

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Edward: but then again, I have this perfectly acceptable headboard that I could destroy as I destroy dat pus-

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Edward: sex sex sex- SHE’S PREGNANT?!? BUT HOW COULD I FORGET THAT MY SEMEN IS FROZEN IN ITS MOST VIRILE AND POTENT STATE AND IF MY BLOOD (venom??) CAN MOVE ABOUT IN MY VEINS TO CREATE AN ERECTION AND THEN EJACULATE THEN SURELY I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I COULD MAKE A BABY but alas I forgot to wrap it up bc never before in the history of ever has separate species mated and produced offspring (I’m looking at you Ligers!!)

[midnightfrappe]

WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THINGS IN PAINT AND THEN LOOSE EVERYTHING???

I JUST THINK ITS A SILLY PLACE TO DO DRAWINGS GRRAAHHH

[twilight-theories]

theoriy number one :

[thecoolblackwaves]

Is this why the Elves of valinor were Like That with all their arts and crafts??! Because they were constantly in the light and felt compelled by some sunny force to accomplish many things?!

Also half related I think that murder would be a popular novel genre for them because they don't actually know what it is yet. It's the ultimate unrealistic horror of OOH WHAT IF SOMEONE DIED and everyone has highly impractical takes of how you could possibly manage to kill an elf (if a horse bites your elbow on the fifth day of summer do you die?? How tf do people die)