#middle earth meme

[deadpearls]

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

[stoadsie]

dear eru please take my devices away

[binabadaboom]

"I just finshed teaching myself calculus. What subject should I take next : colors of the rainbow or sounds farm animals make" i am fkn screaming.

oh and sorry for the quality, found in an old af folder

[autistook]

[variousfandomthoughts]

The dwarves after eating at Bilbo’s house: See how we didn’t break the dishes and put them away? Very mindful, very demure.

Bilbo: I-

[starcrossedluvr]

girls flirt by explaining tolkienverse lore in its entirety to you

[pflugy17]

[babe-bombadil]

Please reblog for bigger sample size because this is very important information

[gandalf-the-fool]

[caniinae]

[morgulien]

“Tolkien wasn’t good at writing women” well explain this

[deadpearls]

good evening gigolas truthers

[elfwithantlers]

[todayontumblr]

Monday, December 18.

Willkommen.

History was made on this day, twenty years ago. The last installment in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Return of the King, was released in cinemas. It grossed over $1.1 billion worldwide, making it the second highest-grossing film of all time. It won all eleven Oscars for which it was nominated, including Best Picture (the first fantasy to do so), at the 76th Academy Awards. The sequel to 2002's The Two Towers, and the completion of the story started by The Fellowship of the Ring, it was a cinematic landmark and a pop culture behemoth. Like its two predecessors, the film was widely acclaimed by critics and loved by audiences across the globe. But they were, all of them, deceived—for another film was made.

In 2004, Dominic Monaghan, the actor alias used by renowned German film critic Hans Jensen, interviewed the trilogy's star, Elijah Wood. In these nine bracing minutes of footage, Mr. Jensen probed his interviewee on the matters of the day: losing time within yourself, kicking balls, dolphins, and the wearing of wigs. It makes for quite remarkable viewing almost two decades later.

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

[inkdusth]

The fine art of elven bad decisions™ 

🔴 Step 1: Receive orders.

🟡 Step 2: Ignore them completely.

🟢 Step 3: Experience consequences in 4K.