#midas speaks

[manwiththegold]

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a twink.

[crimsonbubble]

Ok you wanna know my horny thoughts? I want Midas Fortnite to turn my insides golden. I just know the tip is gold. I have needed him carnally since I first saw him. One chance Midas please

cw. nsfw, gn!reader, creampies, office sex, light gun play *not proofread, just pure horny

[HES SO KLVFDNSUOGVSH IM GONNA SHAKE HIM LIKE A MARRACA]

It didn't feel real.

Your mind is too floaty to understand the gravity of your current situation fully. It's wet, hot and messy. Midas’ chest is heaving with each harsh intake of air, his golden hands resting on your hips.

Your knees have gone numb a while ago but it doesn't matter when Midas is the one who’s lifting and guiding your hips over his. Your arms are resting on his shoulders as Midas moves your hips for you.

His hands were cold, in contrast to your heated skin. His low groans were slowly turning into laboured moans muffled against your neck. His office was the best and the worst spot to have sex, but his desires got the better of him.

He can’t help himself when you’re prancing around in your fitted clothes, moving from one task to another like it was nothing. His lips found yours again, swallowing down each hiccuped moan you let out. You helplessly grind yourself into him, shuddering as his tip presses into your sweet spots.

Midas grunts, standing up abruptly. He places you on his desk after swiping the papers off of it. His hands clutch at your thighs, holding you open as he relentlessly thrusts his aching cock into your tight heat.

You blindly hold onto the edge of his desk, letting him push and pull you to his whims. With a harsh knock on his office door to interrupt the harsh sounds of skin on skin and moans, Midas lets out an annoyed groan.

Without missing a beat, he steadily takes the recoil from firing a bullet into his door. The bang made you jolt, clenching around his dick even tighter. Midas trails the now warm barrel of his gun down your body; from your cheek to your lips, to your neck and stomach, letting the nozzle of his pistol rest below your belly button.

“Oh don’t worry, sweetheart. No one will bother us for a little while longer.”

[timedyne]

happy ascended midas eve to all those who celebrate

[nllick]

Out of all Midas skins...

This mf is legit the ugliest. 😐

[mistborn-bastard]

Okay I am bored and tis the season so Read the propaganda before you vote >:(

Propaganda and pictures of them both below No both option, you gotta pick you cowards 🔪

Damai Vespati (they/them)

I mean, if you're here you know them. Emotionally unavailable giant leaf, even more so now that their emotions risk them turning into a giant monster that might accidentally tear you apart, oopsie those are some big claws and teeth They are almost 10ft tall normally so good luck reaching them. Would be deeply deeply uncomfortable if you viewed them as even slightly like a man or woman. Hasn't exactly had time to do anything romance based so you would have to explicitly ask them for a kiss, they're not going to pick up on subtle hints. Will more likely tell you that mistletoe is toxic and parasitic than realise the connotations of being under it with you.

Midas Carrano (he/him)

Bisexual bastard trans man, would absolutely love a kiss under the mistletoe but might also steal your wallet during the kiss. Any signs of real feelings towards him and he's running faster from you than he did the cops. He is the commander basically just as community service. If you annoy him he'll probably give you a glasgow kiss under the mistletoe instead. He might be hanging out near the mistletoe just to see how many kisses (and wallets) he can possibly get.

[golden-gear-guy]

🎶I was doing fine without ya 'Til I saw your face, now I can't erase

I was doing fine without ya 'Til I saw your eyes turn away from mine🎶

[inkspottie]

Sorry to see that you have also fallen for Fortnite’s trap of having a vague semblance of an interesting story and then never going anywhere with it. Thoughts and prayers for you.

It’s heavy burden to bear when a design is so good but there’s so little content for it 😭😩

[alucardsinep]

loen mingit masintõlgitud pierogi retsepti ja kaotan vaikselt ajurakkusid

boonus: viimane link viib sellise pealkirjaga artikli juurde

[colemorrison]

seeing people making things up or adding things to their canon brings me so much joy.

tell me your fortnite headcanons, your ships, anything and everything give it to me, i love it all.

[main-midas]

[shilo-sumac]

Hello, I was curious, how's it to take care of a Gimmighoul?

( @jotabug )

Someone with sense in here and a good question? must be the end of days.

so, the little guys are really shy if they dont have somewhere enclosed to curl up and hide in. what they dont tell you is that you do need to purchase some sort of chest for them, they dont make it themselves, and the ones that are best for battling are usually expensive. luckily the school provides any necessary pokemon items for free. they need an assortment of shiny objects as well. they WILL steal from you, but usually if you ask nicely and they trust you theyll give things back.

even with somewhere to hide they can be very nervous, its important to be patient with them and show them plenty of affection and ensure that they feel comfortable and safe. when they feel secure enough in a shared living space theyll even come out of their own accord to interact with you!

im really happy i managed to find one ,theyre a bit on the rarer side.

[the-sunshine-dims]

the clarification that it was the words going through the world port to fable that put it into quixian and jumbled it is actually, so helpful to know for fics

[eleven-promises]

‘your midas touch on the chevy door, november flush and your flannel cure.’ is THE most supernatural-coded Taylor Swift lyric to ever exist.

[mew-dump]

Doodle some mews from memory

I wanna thank the owners of these characters! They're the ones who inspired me to start and keep running mewtales, askthedawsons, and this blog! U aint now how much it means for me aaaaaa / pos

Macaron - @bbubbles-mewtopia

Moo - @blues-sues

Skeith - @omniandco

Sakura - @velvet-and-aspen

Midas - @loupy-mongoose

Meau - @phlurrii

King - @pokemon-ash-aus

Ryo - @mew-sanctuary

Novus - Belongs to me lol cuz i wanted to appreciate my inner self to keep consisting running these blogs :) (*self pats*)

[nllick]

please draw midas and megalo don kissing please draw midas and megalo don kissing please draw midas and megalo don kissing please draw midas and megalo don kissing please draw midas and megalo don kissing please draw midas and megalo don kissing please draw midas and megalo don kissing please draw midas and megalo don kissing

[piepiepiemag]

got a little too into the idea of playing d&d with friends, so i made a whole character sheet before we even got started on anything lol (tw: body horror/ mildly gory zombie face under cut)