manwiththegold

[manwiththegold]

Hm... possible.

... That sounds quite threatening, but thank you for the warning. Alas, I'm sure I should be fine.

Nolan, a question: Am I handsome?

Settle the score here.

– Midas ( @manwiththegold )

EK— Mr Midas, of course you are a very good looking man!! According to my Hottest men of the island tier list, you get the bronze medal! I get Gold and Mr Montague gets silver! But don't get too excited, you're not hotter than your Ascendant snapshots 😌

[manwiththegold]

Well, I'll be damned. There's a... there's...

[manwiththegold]

What in the blazes have they done to this island? My agency?

[manwiththegold]

Midas, my man!

How you golding– er– holding up?

— 🎣

I'm doing adequately. Thank you for asking. Although I think things would be better if Tina didn't blow up the microwave last night.

I hope you're well, Turk. We'll have to arrange a trip again soon.

[manwiththegold]

Oh, I am already better. I can guarantee that...

Hmm... Maybe you're right.

Who knows? Instead of a promotion, I might acquire some new tech, or maybe even upgraded weaponry. My daughter, Jules, is a brilliant crafter. She might be able to speed up the process of me getting my hands on these cool new things.

Or a golden opportunity to expand my operations further might crop up...

The possibilities are endless.

Nolan, a question: Am I handsome?

Settle the score here.

– Midas ( @manwiththegold )

EK— Mr Midas, of course you are a very good looking man!! According to my Hottest men of the island tier list, you get the bronze medal! I get Gold and Mr Montague gets silver! But don't get too excited, you're not hotter than your Ascendant snapshots 😌

[manwiththegold]

Promoted?

* He skips past the bronze to gold topic and dives right into the conversation he thought was more important. Midas looks deeply troubled for a moment as he tries to figure out what being ascended and promoted could entail. It was as if he was sensing that it could mean something negative, or at least something serious had happened to the other Midas'. His expression soon returns to his somewhat serious yet neutral one. *

Yes, well, only time will tell. I'll keep my eye out for anything... unusual or new.

Maybe I'll get the same treatment as the others.

Nolan, a question: Am I handsome?

Settle the score here.

– Midas ( @manwiththegold )

EK— Mr Midas, of course you are a very good looking man!! According to my Hottest men of the island tier list, you get the bronze medal! I get Gold and Mr Montague gets silver! But don't get too excited, you're not hotter than your Ascendant snapshots 😌

[manwiththegold]

What...

* Sighs and looks deeply disappointed in Skull as he rips his head off and runs. *

Chat, am I handsome?

[manwiththegold]

... I've been cursed once already. I don't need my eyes cursing, too.

Chat, am I handsome?

[manwiththegold]

Hah-hah.

Very funny, Skull trooper.

That is not what I meant, and you know it.

Chat, am I handsome?

[manwiththegold]

Bronze? Well, isn't that a kick in the teeth...

The what Snapshots?

What do you mean Ascendant Me?

Nolan, a question: Am I handsome?

Settle the score here.

– Midas ( @manwiththegold )

EK— Mr Midas, of course you are a very good looking man!! According to my Hottest men of the island tier list, you get the bronze medal! I get Gold and Mr Montague gets silver! But don't get too excited, you're not hotter than your Ascendant snapshots 😌

[manwiththegold]

Chat, am I handsome?

[manwiththegold]

Why not?

Chat, am I handsome?

[manwiththegold]

That's it, I'm adding your skull to my collection.

Run.

Chat, am I handsome?

[manwiththegold]

Chat, am I handsome?

[manwiththegold]

I may have more opportunities than you can count. Who knows? Certainly not you.

My shoulders are too broad for me to be a twink, okay?

[manwiththegold]

I get plenty of acquaintances and friends, thank you.

Both male and female. And some nonbinary folk, too.

My shoulders are too broad for me to be a twink, okay?

[manwiththegold]

Why would I want this?!

My shoulders are too broad for me to be a twink, okay?