#michael/alex

[andrea-lyn]

me, writing Roswell New Mexico fic? it's more likely than you'd think

t'il the bride and groom make us part

When Alex agrees to be Kyle's best man, he's expecting the complicated feelings that come with standing beside an ex-bully, now-best friend/brother. What he's not expecting is the maid of honor he'll be walking down the aisle with. Thanks to a barely-clinging-on Hawaiian shirt, a connection with a stranger, and nothing but time, this wedding weekend is looking up for Alex.

basically, this was born from an earlier prompt I wrote where Greg was the one getting married and Hawaiian shirts and meet-ugly/cutes ensued. I decided I wasn't done with this idea, so changed up a few things with the latest season and, well, here we are, back on my alien bullshit

[justawanderer]

MICHAEL VLAMIS JUST REPLIED TO MY IG COMMENT 😍🥰.

I still love these two so much! Cosmic Soulmates!

[tysonhos]

“don’t follow me! follow crosby!” and sid wanting to keep the santa onesie 🤨

[actual-changeling]

unleash him, he is suffering in his enclosure

[willgrahamscock]

5 Seconds after the Strike is over:

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

A lot of you underestimate how prevalent British bias is not only in F1 but across sports generally, and even in other industries.

Max saying he has the wrong passport in the paddock is an accurate statement. Do you think he, Seb, or Michael would've been half as vilified by the British media if they had a British passport instead? Would Fernando? Do you think Yuki would get half as much shit about his radio "conduct" if he was British? Because it's the British commentators who consistently have issues with it, and say shit like it's "unbecoming" for a driver to speak that way, ignoring that 1 it's not his first language and 2 IT WAS ENGLISH PEOPLE HE LEARNT THAT LANGUAGE FROM. Sometimes people misspeak, but Yuki has always taken accountability and apologised if he has and if he caused harm. Martin Brundle did not get nearly as much backlash from the media when he misspoke and called an Asian driver a slur while commentating. He also never apologised for it.

Alex, one of the four Brits on the grid but who drives under the Thai flag, has said that the commentators only call him British born when he does well. He was completely excluded from the Silverstone publicity about the home crowd heroes, whereas George, Lewis & Lando were heralded, not only on race weekend, but for weeks leading up to it.

Alex's statement also reminded me of this Richard Harris quote, "When I'm in trouble, I'm an Irishman. When I turn in a good performance, I'm an Englishman." Genuinely, if I took a shot every time a British organisation/person claimed a talented Irish person was actually a Brit, I'd have died from alcohol poisoning years ago.

Hell, I see George wearing the poppy pin this weekend in the lead up to remembrance Sunday. Do you know the amount of shit James McClean gets every year because he refuses to wear one? And he has very valid reasons for choosing not to wear it, yet he's torn to shreds every year by not only random people on the Internet or on the streets but by commentators and the media too.

Because of how this sport became mainstream and because no one challenged Bernie Eccleston's monopoly on broadcasting rights back in the day (people were given the opportunity to buy a share of the broadcasting rights; the idiots said no), this sport has prioritised the British voice/perspective for decades. I know the other broadcasts are just as biased for their home team/drivers, but the British one is the biggest one, as it's the main broadcast for better and more often for the worst. It's the broadcast with the most reach and influence. Their bias has to be challenged eventually if this sport ever hopes to properly expand and grow. The British bias is so difficult to miss once you start noticing it.

[filmreveries]

The Crow (1994) dir. Alex Proyas

[gaybuckybarnesss]

ALEX HASSELL The Boys 1.01 "The Name Of The Game"

[manichewitz]

people who only want gay characters to be played by gay actors just dont understand the appeal of two ostensibly straight actors playing two ostensibly straight characters yet having so much chemistry together that they actually want to make out with each other more than just keep with whatever weird subtextual thing is already going on

[bornfreakdraws]

*arrives 37 years late to the party* so uhhh 'The Lost Boys' (1987) huh

[goatisbetheres]

what's your go to midnight snack?

geno: probably fruit, like bananas, apple, i love yoghurt. (so no cookies?) no. (no ice cream?) i have ice cream but nobody eat ice cream at night! i eat ice cream before game or day off day but usually i never wake up at night and eat, probably only one time in my life.

sid: chocolate chip cookies. yeah, but i love sweets so... yeah, i like cookies. (cold cookie? warm cookie? soft cookie?) however, however it is. (milk? no milk?) with milk, yeah. (no chicken parm?) i do that too, actually. (i know you would, that's why i'm asking!) i mean, we could go through a lot of things i crush.

kris: granolas, nuts, stuff like that. I like nuts, like trail mix, stuff like that. (so even in the middle of the night you're eating healthy?) yeah, oh, yeah. i would have said watermelon.

[andrea-lyn]

Michael officially hates love -- as Roswell's finest jeweler, he's seen it fall apart one too many times. Still, when Isobel sends him a brand new client, suddenly Michael's beginning to realize that it isn't love that he hates -- it's the fact that he met someone he could love with all his heart and soul, and he's already engaged to someone else. (At least, he is for now)

Lo and behold, Chapter 1/3 of the Malex jewellery AU lives! Weekly updates to come on this one as it's done, but just needs edits. fyi, you will see Forrest in the pairings, but he doesn't actually make an appearance in the fic.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Lost Boys (1987)

[dreamerimpossible]

Slasher Jealousy Scale

Warnings: Unhealthy relationships, in certain cases yandere tendencies, +18 content.

Michael Myers 3/10

Not too jealous. He usually doesn't understand the reason for those feelings. Furthermore, no one would be able to touch what he marked for him, his superhuman strength and imposing figure would be on top of anyone who dared to look in your direction. So, he would never get jealous. There's just no need.

Chucky 8/10

Completely canonical that he's a jealous bastard. Just tell him he's not man enough for you and he'll get on top of you without thinking twice forcing you to back off. The person who set his sights on you doesn't have a good destiny, obviously. In reality, it's not good to play with him, his pride as a man is too strong.

Billy Loomis 9/10

Abandonment issues become too present. He doesn't like you getting close to too many guys. If his partner knows his true nature, he will be overly controlling and possessive, he would not like his partner to get too close to friends who could be a threat to their relationship. He is quite manipulative and will use such tactics to get you to stay away from those he doesn't like.

Stu Macher 6/10

Medium level of jealousy. He doesn't like being replaced by someone else, but he won't show much of a reaction if you talk to friends who like you. Anyway, he is also popular and will interact with all types of people. However, if he sees something very noticeable, he will pull the strings underneath and that person who made him jealous will magically disappear. For the sake of the relationship, don't talk about it.

Patrick Bateman 10/10

All your attention should be directed at him. The more genuine your interest and compliments, the more he will seek your attention, so making him jealous and paying attention to someone else would be the end of it. He needs complete devotion. He won't tolerate distractions and could take care of them. Making him feel insecure indirectly is not the best option you could take. It is better to dedicate everything to him.

Jason Vorhees 10/10

He literally keeps you locked up, that is the most representative indication of the matter. He does not like those people standing over you looking at you with lust. He is the only one you need. Yes, he will take care of you and protect you. You should be calm.

Leatherface 10/10

Too insecure with himself, so he expects you to have impeccable behavior. Although luckily for you, you will not have too many moments in which he will get jealous because your only environment is his family. So you must treat them with respect and with certain limits and distance. If not, he will get frustrated. And we know his way of dealing with that.

Art The Clown 2/10

He is not jealous, everything for him is a violent game. If someone flirts with you, he will laugh and do his thing with the same energy as always. Although he won't tolerate you ridiculing him, if you flirt with someone, you will pay, but not because he gets jealous, but because he is the one who makes the rules, not you.

Jason Dean 10/10

Dependent, possessive and obsessive. He's literally a warning in and of himself. Seriously, don't flirt or let yourself be flirted with. Don't break up with him, don't walk away from him, don't stop paying attention to him. Just don't leave him, he's very jealous and won't let you go for any reason. Oh, he's also manipulative, so he'll definitely get you to walk away from that harmless guy in your class.

Alex DeLarge 2/10

He doesn't formally qualify as a slasher, but I'm including him anyway. I don't really see him as jealous, he's more of a controlling guy. He doesn't like having his first choice role in other people's lives taken away from him, he is the leader and the one who commands, but he won't get jealous of anyone, because he thinks highly of himself and is charming when he wants to be. He probably has you wrapped around his finger, so…why get jealous?

Brahms 15/10

He won't let you leave the house for that reason. He doesn't want you to leave him, any outsider is a threat. You are only his, you must accept that. However, even if you accept it, he will still be jealous, because he can't help it. If you want to go out somewhere, he will wonder if it is because you want to see someone.

[intheupside]

sid: “you crushed all the pizza” geno: “nobody wear my jersey or what?”

[willgrahamscock]

Nobody is fighting harder than Michael Sheen to make Ineffable Husbands canon in every way possible