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names: logan, duke, tatiana, quincy, matilda, anna, dorothy/dorothea, hermes, kobra, maddox, & moritz!
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MUTUALS: please tag anything postive about billford with #look away logan
fictionkin sideblog is @now-imstruggling-tofreemyself! say hi over there or ask questions or whatever :)
^^ matching blinkies with @average-book-enjoyer , @just-watching-dont-worry , & @paranormaltheatrekid !
^^ matching with @richie-shitlips <3
Roleplay blogs:
@duke-keane-official - Duke Keane, Hatchetfield
@ruthfleming - Ruth Fleming, Hatchetfield
@jeri-with-a-singular-r-i - Jeri, Hatchetfield
@notagayweatherman - Whizzer Brown, Falsettoland
@joan-of-hatchetfield - Joan Sanderson, Hatchetfield (OC)
@agent-slozhno - Tatiana Slozhno, Spies Are Forever (Modern AU)
@viviennekensingtonofficial - Vivienne Kensington, Legally Blonde
@nigel-bttm - Nigel Bottom, Something Rotten
@canyouseehim - Mark Chasity, Hatchetfield (The Gods are Real AU)
@judylerman - Judy Lerman, Little Shop of Horrors (OC)
@justgobap - Elder McKinley, Book of Mormon
@agentwilburcross - Wilbur Cross, Hatchetfield (Miss Holly's Toys AU)
@agenttatiana-slozhno - Tatiana Slozhno, Hatchetfield/Spies Are Forever (Miss Holly's Toys AU)
@woe-is-me-schwarzy - Logainne Schwartzandgrubinierre, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
@notfromnewjersey - Dorothy Donaldson, Love in Hate Nation
@m0dern-maj0r-general - The Captain, BBC Ghosts
@judy-denmark - Judy Denmark, Ruthless!
@think-about-the-sun - The Leading Player, Pippin
@damian-leigh-hubbard - Damian Hubbard, Mean Girls
@tatiana-o-slozhno - Tatiana Slozhno, Spies Are Forever (Camp Here & Spies AU)
@dorotheaowen - Dorothea Owen, The Lucky One (OC)
@the-thrill-of-firstlove - Whizzer Brown, March of the Falsettos
@pockmarkedfairy - Harold, The Boys in the Band
@bearded-vulturemask - (Freakboy) Irene, Spies Are Forever (Camp Here & Spies AU)
@meangirlfromnotadrugstore - Matilda Bishop, Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story
@littlesniggle - Clover, Hatchetfield (OC)
@runs-the-yearbook - Heather Duke, Heathers
@fffordpines - Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
i reblog theater stuff and make theater analysis posts at @we-made-a-world-of-our-own
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🌟Wish Granted AU🌟 👩🏾🌟🐐✨
(Wish Rewrite Currently in Progress, so this'll be updated casually)
Official Story Synopsis
Chapters: 📖
Chapter 1: Once Upon a Time... 🏰
Chapter 2: Into the Woods 🏞
Chapter 3: This Wish ⭐
Chapter 4: You're a Star?! 🌠🎵
Chapter 5: Welcome to Rosas 🌹🏙
Chapter 6: Welcome to Rosas (Part 2) 🌹🔥
Chapter 7: Royal Pains 👑⚡
Chapter 8: Trouble A-Brewin' 🌩🌟
Chapter 9 (Coming Soon)
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Characters Bios/Desgins 👥
Asha/Family/Valentino
Star
Magnifico, Amaya and Sabor
The 7 Teens
Flazino: The Sorcerers' Apprentice
Sakina and Tomas (Coming Soon)
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Locations: 🌎
Star's Home: The Startopshere 🌌
Asha's Home: The Hamlet (Coming Soon) 🏞
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Bonus Features:
How Asha got Valentino (Short)
Wish Granted Ship Dynamics
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Fan Art Gallery (Coming Soon)🎨
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Wish Granted Askbox!: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
Here's some more Wish rewrites created by awesome writers if you want some more Wish content!
"Kingdom of Wishes" by @annymation
"The Fallen Star" by @signed-sapphire
"Reach for the Stars!" by @oh-shtars
"The Assistant and The Star" by @tumblingdownthefoxden
"The Wishing Kingdom" by @chillwildwave
"The Girl and the Star" by @mythartist21
"Wish: Rewrite the Stars" by @gracebethartacc
"A Home in the Stars" by @ahomeinthestars-wishrewrite
"The Kingdom of Thorns and Roses" by @your-ne1ghbor
"Upon a Star" by @snackara
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My Thoughts on Wish 💫💜🌳🐐🫧
⚠️SPOILERS AHEAD⚠️
FUCK I’M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG
First of all, this review is dedicated to that one Wish stan on Twitter who said I have "no media literacy" when I tried to say that Magnifico wasn’t really threatening, but wasn’t trying to start off a big fight or anything.
I hope that person is having a wonderful day, and I hope this review proves that I do actually have media literacy 🥰🥰
Now, back to the film:
I really wanted to like this movies guys. A film about the origins of the wishing star sounded amazing!
And after I saw the film TWICE in theaters, I was in love. I thought surely my opinion wouldn’t change.
But…the more I thought about the movie, the worst it got.
For example, the songs. I don’t think I need to explain to you guys why "I let you live for free and I don’t even charge you rent" and "throw caution to every warning sign" and "watch out world here I are" DO NOT WORK.
I don’t blame the songwriters for this, because I’m sure they are very talented people.
But they were clearly not the people who should have been in charge of the music.
Not to mention the fact that Julia Michaels was given TWO WEEKS to write “This Wish”….
The Characters
Asha 💜
I like Asha’s design enough, like her braids. But her personality is as bland as a scoop of vanilla ice cream (jk, vanilla ice cream is goated).
Lots of people have complained that the “adorkable” leading lady trope has worn out its welcome.
I used to disagree since those “quirky” characters were some of my favorites (Like Rapunzel, Mirabel, and Moana), but Asha has definitely reached my limit with them.
Rapunzel, Anna, Moana, and Mirabel all feel like distinct characters from each other (yeah stfu ModernGurlz), but Asha feels like an imitation of them, like the cheap Walmart version.
And she’s not really interesting either, she has a passion for art, but the film doesn’t do anything with it. In fact, nothing about her feels genuine. She feels so hollow and like she only has two personality traits: Quirky and the protagonist.
Like, during “This Wish” (which is probably the worst Disney “I want” song ever) I never felt connected with her. It just felt like, oh this is the Disney “I want” song because this is a Disney movie.
I didn’t understand what Asha wanted, “something more for us than this”? Okay…what about you? What do you want?
With all the other Disney “I want” songs, I could feel a connection and what the character wanted.
So yeah, Asha is probably the worst protagonist in the modern era of Disney. At least in terms of writing.
And while I did say I like her design, I prefer her concept arts.
King Magnifico 🫧
Chris Pine seems like he is having a blast in the recording booth, and I gotta say his performance was pretty good. But it wasn’t enough to save this character :/
So, the main problem with his character is that I can kinda agree with him on the whole wishes thing. But, I also barely found him threatening.
The most threatening things he does in this movie is crush a bunch of balls (that’s what she said) that make people feel sad and chain everyone to the ground.
Not only that, Magnifico’s use of his magic is SO LAME! Another major reason I was never intimated by him is because he never did anything really scary or threatening with his magic, all he could do was create giant hands and chain people up. Like…ok? Is that all you got? Really? 😑
Also, I don’t think I need to tell you that his villain song SUCKS ASS. You know it, everyone knows it. I’m not getting into it. Go listen to a real villain song like "Hellfire" or “Friends on the other side" instead.
As for the other characters, I don’t have much to say about them unlike Asha and Magnifico.
Star ⭐️
The Star was really really cute, even tho they were just a Luma/marketable plushie. And also REALLY reminds me of a squish mallow, am I the only one who sees that?
I should definitely mention how he was originally gonna be a StarBoy, but we’ll get to that later don’t you worry. That is a VERY important element in our discussion.
The Other Characters This Movie Has
Amaya is so BORING! She barely has a character outside of being the queen and Magnifico’s wife, she was just…there. You could remove her from the movie with very little tweaking and nothing would change.
I would’ve preferred it if she was also a villain like Magnifico, which WAS originally in the script. But like StarBoy, that is something we will get to later.
The Teens are fine, but really forgettable. I like how they are all based off the Seven Dwarves, that’s cute. But it feels like they didn’t have any character outside of that.
Yeah, Dahlia is Asha’s bestie, but there wasn’t enough scenes between them to show me their dynamic to make me feel like their friendship was genuine.
Simon ended up snitching out on Asha and betraying the Teens in the middle, but I literally couldn’t have cared less because what do we know about this guy other than he’s sleepy and gave his wish to Magnifico?
As for the other Teens, just like Amaya, they could’ve been removed from the script and barely anything would change. The grumpy one had some sassy moments, and he’s voiced by Harvey Guillén (Perrito’s VA) so that’s something I guess. The shy one had this one gag that had comedic potential, but wasn’t really expanded.
And as for the other Teens…uh…I can’t remember a single thing they did honestly.
And then there’s Valentino…fuck that goat man. 😑 I love Alan Tudyk and his roles in other (better) Disney movies, but yeah Valentino is definitely my least favorite role he’s ever done.
All of his jokes were unfunny, and were mostly butt jokes. Which is probably my least favorite form of comedy ever that I cannot stand for the life of me.
Speaking of which, this movie just was not funny. None of the jokes made me laugh or chuckle or even smile.
Raya and the Last Dragon is a Disney movie that I really don’t like, but there were some jokes that got a chuckle or smile out of me. Wish didn’t even have ONE good joke.
Uhh…Asha’s grandpa was build up as someone important but he just peaces out in the middle of the movie with Asha’s mom, who did not do a single thing other than a ball getting shattered making her sad.
And that’s all the characters in this movie.
Legacy Nods, why they do not work
Alright, what else is there to talk about?
Maybe the endless amount of Disney references? I get it’s the 100th anniversary film and all and Disney has had Hidden Gems like that in their films. But the difference is the ones in previous films were subtle and hidden in the background, and it would probably take you a rewatch to see it.
But in Wish? They all feel shoved down your throat. It’s like: “HEY REMEMBER THIS MOVIE??" “REMEMBER THAT??” “DON’T YOU WANNA WATCH THAT MOVIE???” It’s so exhausting.
When I heard the movie was gonna have “legacy nods” as they liked to call it, I was excited and thought it would be so much fun to point them all out and to pay closer attention to the background.
But instead every nod was thrown at my face and was heavily obvious. Disappointing 😔
The Animation
Let’s get to the animation now. It’s probably (one of) the most discussed things about this movie, especially when the teaser first dropped last year.
Lots of people were complaining it looks like a Disney Junior show or Ai and said it looks unfinished. Even one of my best friends who was just as excited for this movie as I was admitted it looked weird.
At first, I loved this art style and thought it was beautiful. And I was determined it would look even more beautiful on the big screen.
And now? I…actually still like it. I definitely don’t hate it, and thinks it gets some getting used to. I think it’s actually kinda pretty.
Apparently it’s supposed to be watercolor and combined with 2D animation, which is neat.
But compared to the films like the Spider Verse films or Puss In Boots 2, yeah it’s not the best.
I personally would’ve preferred it if the film was in 2D, Disney’s 100th anniversary would’ve been a PERFECT time to return 2D animation! But, nope 😒
Yeah it’s bad, but…
I know I’m making it seem like I hate this movie, but I really don’t. I’m disappointed in it more than anything.
If anything, I’m thankful this movie was still made.
Why?
Well, easy.
It allowed many people to be able to tell their own version of the story.
I’m sure we’ve all heard of StarBoy and the cut Evil Amaya.
And yeah, these concepts could’ve made this movie 1000x better.
But because of these concepts, so many amazing people have been given the opportunity to rewrite the movie and give amazing stories.
I have read so many wonderful Wish rewrites, which are so much better than the film.
At the end of the today, Wish is a bad movie.
But, I’m glad it exists.
Without it, we wouldn’t have gotten so many amazing stories.
I’m gonna give Wish a 4/10, still bad, but I appreciate its existence for the rewrites alone.
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I am happy and it was a pleasure to have participated in this collaboration. I wanted to draw Max to try something new since this is the first time I have drawn him and the truth is I am satisfied with the result ✨
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These are the accounts of the other artists who participated in the collaboration:
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✨Artists✨
1️⃣6️⃣Charles Leclerc @new-arvo
5️⃣5️⃣Carlos Sainz @moossings
3️⃣1️⃣Esteban Ocon @banancrumbs
1️⃣0️⃣Pierre Gasly @xillainz
4️⃣Lando Norris @fioremasiello (insta)
8️⃣1️⃣Oscar Piastri @sillyseason.png (insta)
3️⃣Daniel Ricciardo @sickly-f1
2️⃣2️⃣Yuki Tsunoda @son_son_arts (insta)
2️⃣3️⃣Alexander Albon @witchxxjpg
2️⃣Logan Sargeant @qqlimnn
1️⃣8️⃣Lance Stroll @agentred075 (insta)
1️⃣Max Verstappen @moonneurn (me)
1️⃣1️⃣Checo Pérez @jamesvowles
6️⃣3️⃣George Russell @zazhitigertasha
4️⃣4️⃣Lewis Hamilton @f1-junkie
7️⃣7️⃣Valtteri Bottas @talictries
1️⃣4️⃣Fernando Alonso @osaka-lilac
🤎Nyck de Vries @nautical-nasa
🇧🇷Ayrton Senna @elisen0ah (insta)
🥝Liam Lawson @ellearts
🐝Sebastian Vettel @urmuminnitt
🐐Michael Schumacher @starxbloodxart (insta)
🏎️Niki Lauda @cak3art
🧊Kimi Raikkönen @awtrashmouth (insta)
🇦🇺Mark Webber @eatlrj
🔋Robin Frijns @fredwardart
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