#The absolute goats 🐐

[baekhyunsthings]

Michael Afton and Joker (Persona 5) are my favorites ever ♥️

[wintergreenoreo]

You know what’s insane. There have been 1,120 Grand Prix held so far. Fernando is about to race in 400 of those. So Fernando has raced in more than 1/3 of ALL Grand Prix held in F1. The longevity of this man is inspiring.

[pastafossa]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czq8Kt0M-tP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Saw this and thought, "What would Jane do?"

ABAOLUTE JANE VIBES. 😂

Jane, answering Matt's call: hi, glad you called, I'm going to be late for dinn-Carl do NOT spit at the mailman

Matt: ...sweetheart?

Jane: mm?

*goat noises*

Matt: was that a goat?

*escalating goat noises*

Jane: yes. Three to be specific. Although I'd class Vincent VanGoat as less a goat and more a terror upon this earth. Scape, do not eat that!

*goat screaming*

Matt: that is... hauntingly human.

Jane, over the sound of goat screaming: he's been doing this ever since I put the leash on. Yes, thank you for your contribution to the conversation Vincent.

Matt: do you also have a llama by chance?

Jane, beneath the sound of a llama alarm call: how can you tell? Carl, shut up, for fuck's sake, it's just a trash bag

Matt: Not that I can confirm it for obvious reasons, but according to Foggy, you're on Instagram.

Jane: I'm where now

Matt: I love you but if the llama spits on you, I'm barring the door.

[leclercmode]

golden couple ☁️ charles leclerc

request: can you do a female footballer player smau for charles please? maybe they see her pop up in the paddock and him in the stands, sort of secret but not private kind of thing? could it be set around the fifa women’s world cup if that’s not too much to ask? thank you!

couple: f1 driver! charles x footballer! reader

face claim: jana fernandez & aitana

NOW: F1 2023 US GP Charles Leclerc Post Race Interview

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user1 he’s such a fan, cute!!

user2 she’s a world champion of course he wants a picture with her

user3 NO BUT I WANT TO SEE THEM TOGETHER SO BAD

user4 omg… he absolutely has a crush on her

user5 im loving this f1 x football crossover

user6 “which team is yn supporting?” NO HES SO CUTE

user7 he wanted her cheering for ferrari so bad

user8 how can he be so hot and respectful

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ynusername champions league winner and vacation with my bae <3

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charles_leclerc you’re the best!!!! love you endlessly.

ynusername @charles_leclerc no, YOU are!!! ty for the support, bae. love you!

charles_leclerc @ynusername any time ♾️

user9 @charles_leclerc i LOVE how support u guys are to each other

user10 GOAT 🤞🏻 we are so grateful to have you in our team

lewishamilton let’s GO 🙌🏻 you are the best, keep going!

ynusername @lewishamilton thank you so much, my friend!! see you soon 🫶🏻

user11 @lewishamilton LEWIS WOWNDIWJS

user12 @lewishamilton always knew lewis is a culer

user13 @user12 dude is a yn supporter

lewishamilton @user13 true!!

user14 congratulations, yn!!

user15 #MadeInLaMasia vamossss 🙌🏻

landonorris you TRULY is the GOAT, keep pushing!!!!

ynusername @landonorris tysm for EVERYthing!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

user16 yn in loved by everyone

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc i can only feel proud of everything you've achieved! i know how hard you've worked for all of this and i'm sure culers recognize your hard work. i love you so much, my love. you are, literally, the best in the world. #️⃣1️⃣‼️☝🏻✨

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pedri 💙❤️👏🏻

user17 gràcies, yn!!! ets la millor 💗 (thank you, yn!! you are the best)

user18 they are pure magic and talent together

user19 just cried with joy

lewishamilton another one!! they just gave an object to something we already knew, the best in the world 💪🏻✨

charles_leclerc @lewishamilton tell her, my friend. 🙂‍↕️

lewishamilton @charles_leclerc let's talk about what everyone already knows, buddy!!

ynusername @lewishamilton @charles_leclerc thank u to my ferrari (and future ferrari) boys 🤷🏻‍♀️

arthur_leclerc my sister-in-law is the GOAT 🐐

ynusername @arthur_leclerc i’ve achieved all this because of you guys, thank you for everything ♾️

user20 charles being proud of yn and saying she’s the best making me emotional 😢 like,,, that’s true love and pure joy!!!!!!!

user21 I JUST WOKE UP AND THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER TO WAKE UP TO

user23 their love is so palpable. so cute to witness.

NOW: “I’m living my best life” | Emotional Charles Leclerc On His Home Win

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user24 imagine achieving one of your biggest dreams and still talking about your girl’s achievements, dude is in love asf!!!!

user25 love them both

user26 such a wholesome couple. they both deserve happiness.

user27 gosh i’m so jealous

user28 I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE

user29 seeing them together makes me believe more in love

user30 THEY ARE SO CUTE

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive

massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life

SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.

She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword

you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know

massive butch goat woman with a gun

HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT

she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!

Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory

Have you seen her.

Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.

She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.

ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material

“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”

VOTE PICKMAN OR I'LL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT

GO MY PSYONIC WARRIORS... PICKMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!

I cannot believe my friends in the past have not found pickman attractive but please reconsider guys

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

[gicaarts]

I'm a little late but AAAAA UNHOLY ALLIANCE IS FINALLY HERE!!!

I've been wanting to draw something for the update ever since the first teaser came out and I had a few ideas but I couldn't get myself to finish any of them in time 😭

But I just HAD to do something to celebrate the release of the update so I decided to redraw this scene from the trailer in my style!!

I worked on this non-stop for the last two days and it was an absolute struggle 'cause my 9 year old laptop could barely handle the file size so it kept freezing all the time 😭 Also drawing those crowns from that angle was a PAIN IN THE *** !!!

But fortunately I still managed to finish it and now I can finally post my first contribution to the Cult of the Lamb fandom!! 😭

I played the game a little after the update and I got to test the Goat out! But I didn't look much further into the update cause I don't want to spoil myself with anything until I can play it with my sister next weekend! AAA I'M SO EXCITED!!!

Anyway! I hope you enjoy this little screenshot redraw of mine! Praise the 🐏 and 🐐 !!!

[rlwhitesillustrations]

SIMONE BILES: THE GOAT 🐐🇺🇸🥇🏆⭐

I know the Olympics are over for another 4 years ✨ but still, huge love to the golden goat, @simonebiles who is an absolute beast 🤩🤸🏾‍♀️🥇

Hey, even a non-sports guy like myself can enjoy the Olympics 😅

You can also see this on my Instagram page ✌

[nonokoko-draws]

What if we had a third player option and it's a sad goat

Info about the rebeco:

🐐 Based on a goat species called chamois or Alpine chamois (rebeco is its spanish name translation, I call them like that because it's cuter imo). Chamois goats are native of the Pyrenees, the mountains of south and central Europe, Turkey and the Caucasus; though they can also be found in other places like or New Zealand. I was gonna give him a chamois sound but the chamois baal sounds like shitting and farting 💀 Despite being a goat too rebeco and the goat are NOT blood related.

🐐 The "story mode" way to play it in single mode would be by building the leader tent and sleeping there three consecutive days. By the third night the lamb will appear in a place similar to the one you end up after dying to get the goat. Then you pray to the statue and when you go to the temple it should be unlocked Rebeco's fleece. Probably costs 1-3 holy talismans (I know I put 5 ??? but to have one whole holy talisman is already difficult imagine 5)

🐐 Usually rests during the day. If it was playable he'd have a bonus in crusades if you do them at night or something. I'll probably give them a shield too who knows. Their bell is made of bronze, just like the lamb's is gold and the goat silver

🐐 While the lamb looks happy and friendly and the goat is more aggressive and competitive this fella is more pacific, usually worried and melancholic. Ever since they were captured and saw his whole kind sacrificed to the Old faith they are kinda depressed

🐐 Forced to become a cult leader, they and his followers call it "Church" instead. Likes poets and avoids sacrificing his believers, even if they're rebels (reeducate > kill). Their congregation have the Belief in Afterlife, Grass Eater, Belief in Absolution and Respect Your Elders traits; in contrast with the goat because I hc his followers have Cannibal, Belief in sacrifice, Belief in Original Sin and Good Die Young.

[hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe]

💗 my faves 💗 going to the intro post

♡ @aliens-existonpluto my little nacho/ rory my worrie / we're like same words but in different writing / 💙🖤 us hehe

♡ @calypso10191 /🧇 / my least fav gay's fav bi /im a phool🌸 for them hehehehe

♡ @weewooooweew /*explosive material* / gayest person ive ever met *insert heart eyes* (I DONT HAVE IT ON MY PC FML)

♡ @amenacingsloth / we're each other's firsts🤭(mutuals) / absolutely AMAZING artist

♡ @im-on-crack-send-help /my desi girl / so cute i will fr eat u nom nom 😋

♡ @butterfliesareamyth / THE goat master 🐐✨️/ my first friend here !!! ( like actual friend and not just a mutual )

@imactuallyagiraffe / makes the best banger posts / fellow emo and ptv enthusiast 😭

@circe-but-better / loves green apples / best advice giver fr and my fellow emo 😼

@allaboutbethsblog /BROWNIE BUDDY / spam likes (which i absolutely adore) / one of my first friends 🤭

@loulooser /fav loki stan✨️✨️✨️✨️ / the sweetest person ever fr hehehe

@27-cats-in-a-trenchcoat / kinder joy who brings joy to me / has the cutest way of typing it makes me all 🌸🌸

@treasure-goblin my partner in being a hater / theyre snow white in my head cuz animals love them 💗

@mrsbertinelli / fellow dc enthusiast / super duper awesome and also shares similar movie tastes hehe 🥸

[localwhoore]

can you write a fic where the logan sergeant defenders are all drivers and noelle gets into a fist fight with logan?

DRIVERS ????

WARNING QND DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

consented racism and unconsented ageism against noelle obviously under the cut

and also my opinions dont cancel me over this stupid shit tjanks 😁😁

red bull

goatifi

-> 2x wdc, clutched up AD21 and took the checkered flag 10 times (scoring an extra 250 points) and won the championship instead of max or lewis and caused outrage. also scored a redbull seat

max verstappen

-> DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN DUDUDUDU MAAX VERSTAPPEN no seriously he won the championship by lap 1 😞

ferrari

fernando alonso

-> future 3x wdc, promising 43 yrold rookie future of f1 who is unfortunately unable to escape the torturous clutches of ferrari (finally wins a wdc for them too)

charles leclerc

-> is chained up and shackled at the bottom of ferrari HQ and fed cold soup and stale bread twice a week and cannot be released unless its race weekend. (inspired by the james vowles c.ai bot i got bored and talked to who had alex albon, who he called alaobono, in a cage for biting williams guests. also he crawled on all fours and threw chairs and printers)

mercedes

liyah amelia grace habibi afzal @foreveralbon

-> when f1 eventually brought sepang back onto the calendar, liyah was fighting for P1 a few laps in when her engineer mentioned sightseeing at KL’s twins towers (the petronas towers). this was a mistake as upon hearing those words, liyah was immediately inhabited by the spirit and earthly energies of her late uncle: muhammad hazam “ارهابي” omar afzal, who passed down his loving lifelong legacy to her via muscle memory and pure instinct aka going back to her roots. anyways, she flung her car towards a corner with banking and projectile launched herself at 346km/h over 60km distance between her and her goal over the span of a shocking 10 minutes and 24 seconds!!! liyah escaped the incident with little injury, but the same cannot be said for those inside the towers (towers as in plural because george russell flew past her into the 2nd tower shortly after). media had an absolute fucking field day

george russell

-> misses half his races to film ads for tommy hilfiger and marriot bonvoy. toto gets pissed and kicks him out of their sleepover party which makes george severely depressed but its ok cz he gets married to carmen in his fav hotel marriot w a british royalty themed wedding (hes dressed as princess diana)

mclaren

lando norris

-> 4x wdc, paid goatifi to take out max and asked oscar to pull a kmag in saudi and decimated a 1-2 at silver stone hip hip hooray also he got fucked into the monaco hairpin barriers and was injured permanently unable to grow a pedostache

oscar piastri

-> 999x wdc, boy oh boy where do i even begin. the loml, oscar piastri. you truly are my sunshine. my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are gray. you’ll never know dearrrrr how much i looove youuu please dont takee my sunshine awaaaaayyyyyyyy pookie wookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookue fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie quookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookue wookue xookie yookie zookie

alphatauri

yuki tsunoda

-> 50x wdc. my goat 🐐 he beat daniel 23-1 and is a fucking LEGENDDDDDD MY GOAT TRRRRRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOINTS AND YUKAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

liam lawson

-> he finally let his hair grow out so he doesnt look like a lesbian anymore cutie patootie finally got a seat 😜😜

aston martin

avis cloostefek @aviscarrentals

-> actively trying to seduce lawrence stroll for that bank cz shes kinda broke idk the f1 life pays her less rhan she thought???? regularly breaks into the VIP area and eats all rhe food in catering because shes pasty pale white and has no cuisine culture except crackers and unseasoned boiled chicken and a side of cheese soggy french fries

lance stroll

-> justice for lance guys his dad is being seduced by a pasty white woman with very bad very severe chronic culture-less behavioural tendencies 😞

alpine..

lea @vroomvroomcircuit

-> im sorry but someone had to be in the alpine and i picked u🥰 much love!! anyways one fine typical tuesday lea remembered that her teammate is french and her deeprooted german moustache man awakened and unleashed havoc upon the french demanding her right to the land of the baguettes and croissant to be reclaimed for the return of glory for the motherlandYAA deutschland 🇩🇪 NEIN DA FÜHRER SAUSAGE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

pierre gasly

-> french ☹️

haas

althea noelle. @disneyprincemuke

-> 10x destructors championship. an antique and prehistoric primordial being in the form of a petite pinoy creature. it has devoted to the art of racing since the dawn of time. since day was night, night was day as the two parallels of each other blurred in a flourish and spectacle of a draped veil over the vast expanse known as the horizon, since the stars aligned side by side in the darkest of hours. she raced upon the lands of pangea, upon the tallest of mountains now reduced to stones and rubble that crumble under footsteps and blow with the breeze. throughout millennia, throughout the countless frigid winters and blistering summers as she watched empires rise and fell, civilisation bloom and prosper, tyrants dictate and rebels overthrow, dynasties rule and eras whirl past like the wind, akin to momentary blips as centuries compile into memories viewed back upon within seconds. the only divinity to harbour ancient knowledge lost to time and space, lost through endless bloodshed of war as humanity tore itself apart , screaming aggressive rage and agony from the inside as flesh ripped flesh as the steady drill of what could be known as time mercilessly marched on, and waited for none. the little beam of consciousness this dingus fostered within burnt bright bold as passion strove on as fuel for her little stature (shocking). also she has yet to score a point in f1 cz she keeps twinning logan sargeant and crashing out on the 1st lap. her nickname is turn one thea 💀💀💀

TLDR; noelle is old and hasnt scored in f1

kevin magnussen

-> https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFGTu8tL/

stake kick balls sauber

zhou goatyu

-> 中国是第一！！周冠宇我爱你啊！！！请让祖国骄傲我们都支持你。周冠宇周冠宇！加油加油加油拿多分🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶

mclgf (now ur saubergf idk) @mclarengf

-> all hands on deck for the pitstops!!!! toby and newplayer are incharge of the tires and aria is ur race engineer turned reserve driver and tobys a development driver idfk bro 😭😭

williams

alex albon

-> james vowles character ai bot

logan sargeant

-> Oh Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave also twinning noelle loves crashing

safety car driver

me (i cant drive)

[booigi-boi]

I am asking about your Tinky-Ted fusion. Do you have a design or just an idea?

Absolutely! Here's what the design is, I've drawn it a couple times. A redraw has been on my to do list for a while, lol 👍🐐 (including Blinky Bill cause I love the arms)

There's two ways I've made a Tinky Ted fusion work, might be a long read

CCRP has Tinky's DNA and they wanna do something with it. They reopen an old lab in the building that was used for more inhumane experiments. They go to the tech support floor and request Ted stay after work to fix something for them. Ted is then force to stay there and kept as kind of a lab animal. The process of inserting Tinky's DNA is painful and takes months to show any results, but the experiment is a success and Ted is involuntarily and painfully being able to transform into a yellow goat like creature. How will CCRP use this to their advantage? Who knows

Sam is tired of seeing his wife sleep with Ted of all people so he's finally going to do something about it. After stalking him for a while and catching him leave work, he takes Ted to the Nantucket bridge, beats him up, and throws him into the frozen water. Ted should be dead but he isn't. He finds himself in the Black and White, face to face with a nightmare creature who is eerily excited to see him. The creature tells Ted he's waited for this for years and laughs. A brighter than bright yellow flash then suddenly blinds Ted as he then finds himself laying on a beach in Hatchetfield, wet and bruised, as if no time had passed. With some effort he limps back into town and runs into Paul, who is horrified and surprised to see him. Time did pass, about 3 weeks, and everyone assumed Ted had died. Ted however has no recollection of what happened to him and as far as he was concerned, he didn't care to know. Fast forward to few weeks and Ted starts to get flashes of pain and nausea. He sees his veins turn yellow for a moment every time these pains occur. With every passing week the pains get more violent and he can barely get out of bed. Sometimes he dreams he's walking around his neighborhood and thrashing whatever he sees. But it is just a dream, right? He looks like a yellow weregoat creature in these dreams and he doesn't have control of his body, as if someone else inside his brain is making him do things against his will. When he wakes up from these dreams he can no longer feel pain. He is however sometimes covered with blood and his clothes are torn. The worst thing however is that he seems to have tiny holes in his head where there were once horns.

That's kinda it, lol. I'm in a hurry as I'm writing this so feel free to ask follow up questions about anything. I do have a third one, but it's pretty much the same as the CCRP one but instead of CCRP it's Hidgens

[jaes1lvr]

Moots as pretty words?

wow anon, you really got me thinking hard rn 👻 i tried my best for you though 🙏🏽

@dovedi — precious (dina pookie, youre 1 of my first friends on here so you will always have a special in my heart 🫂💘 #imadoveforlife 🔥🔥🕊💯)

@gigittamic — sweetheart (because gigi is honestly one of the kindest souls i have ever come across 💔☹️ shes always commenting on my posts & shes just a sweet person overall. we LOVE gigi here ‼️)

@p-oisn — cherished (i give you this word because i honestly do cherish whenever we interact 😇😇💘 whenever i see your username mention me or comment under a post of mine, i literally kick my feet ☝🏽🤓 chi is the best <3)

@jenfaery — generous (mari baby, i get so happy when you compliment my mdbds:( you & your blog are just the definition of perfection 😊 you say the sweetest things & i appreciate them sm 💗💗🤗)

@fairytopea — breathtaking (whenever i see ANY of vinis posts im like 😵😵😵😵 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE DIVIDERS EITHER 😈💯 theyre truly stunning all the time :333 💗)

@y2jiz — welcoming (ive talked to mimi a few times but i felt so at ease when we talked. shes seems like a very warm person which i love 🙏🏽☺️💗)

@yeritos — iconic (ok this word may not be considered pretty 😓 but junes mdbds are always on a whole other level!!! i gave you iconic because youre one of the founding mothers of mdbd making 🔥🔥💯 i truly appreciate you for pmo mdbd making 🫡🩷🩷🩷)

@wiotas — heartfelt (whenever you reply to a comment of mine or if you comment under my mdbds, your responses feel very genuine...leo you make me feel warm & cozy 😻😻😻 <3333)

@softkiseu — speechless (navi, whenever i see your posts i am literally loss of words...everything matches from the text, images, aesthetic & the little gifs at the bottom. youre absolutely incredible & truly inspiring:) 💘🦋)

@haevrrs — pleasing (HEAR ME OUT pennes posts are always so beautiful & the pics used just work so well together 🤧 so this is why i used this word for you!!! your account is like a treasure to me 💌 PENNE THE GOAT 🐐🔥🔥‼️)

@h-anis — comforting (i feel like this is how majority of your mdbds make me feel. with that being said, i get the impression that you also have a calm personality...its very easy to be around you 🥰🥰 <333)

[typhoid-mary-64]

22/05/24

Without further ado, here cometh Sybil, the acrobatic goat-bunny-cat lady (🐐🐰🐈) from PSEUDOREGALIA. Couldn't decide on a pose, so I went ahead and did three!!!!! 😩😩😩

I hope to have made a worthy addition to the veritable sea of AMAZING fanart that she's gotten since the game's launch (seriously, you should look it up, there's some impeccable stuff out there).

Cute player character aside, you should absolutely play the game when you get the chance. It's a superlative metroidvania platformer with some of the best movement mechanics I've ever seen, so give it a try!!!!!

You can even make her wear pants!!!!!

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive

massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life

SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.

She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword

you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know

massive butch goat woman with a gun

HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT

she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!

Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory

Have you seen her.

Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.

She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.

ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material

“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”

The Shadow Man ('Til Death Do Us Blart):

The Shadow Man is a conjectured entity found in the gaps of the script of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 who seemingly exists to torture Paul Blart, Kevin James, the viewer, and particularly the podcast hosts. The closest to a canonical appearance we have is the pianist during the bird fight scene, but the Shadow Man's reach surely extends to every scene and every Blart watching experience.

[chubbychiquita]

How do you feel seeing some of the SSBBW GOATs lovingly share every picture you post? 🐐

its absolutely bonkers surreal, i definitely see myself as a fat girl enthusiast moreso than a fat girl people are enthused by. if roxxie didn't follow me the only thing i'd post about on here is her arms

[markrosewater]

Which colors can have madness for sure, and which absolutely cannot within pie?

Also: Thank you so much for signing my card and drawing a goat on my goat playmat!! 🐐

Madness is primary in black and red, secondary in blue, and tertiary in white and green.

It was nice to meet you. My goat was by far the weakest on your playmat. : )