#mic sounders

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[thereisonlyfriendship]

And finally, on the epiphany, the three smart enough dudes get to meet the new(ly resurrected) Gulliman

[braveggg-hq]

""AH-- HAHA! Welcome everyone!""

Mic jumped up from where he sat, a huge warming grin plastered across his face as he lifted an arm--arms. One arm in a fist and the other holding his microphone in a joyous death grip. The energy almost not being contained as he brought it closer to his mouth.

He was ready to rock, ready to roll, but the real question was... was everyone else ready to

Rock n' Roll?!

[inknopewetrust]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 [𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮] [𝒔𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌]

summary: the colors of life change with time, but the music that narrates it lives on forever in one, standstill moment of the 1990s where success and passion came tumbling down. Years later, the story is declassified.

pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader

warnings: minors dni (18+), this is based off of fleetwood mac/daisy jones and the six so imagine mid-80s and 90s rock scene, language, lil bit a spice, a whole lotta angst, enemies to lovers to enemies to…

In a world where words meant so much, it was difficult to find them at a time where they were needed.

The cool wire weaved against your skin. Its path crawling like a snake of retrospection from the bottom of your chair to your chest. There was a pebble of sweat threatening to spill from the top of your hairline in the hot California sun which made you think:

"Why the fuck did I ever move out of Indiana?"

But if you closed your eyes, you could recall why. A sickening, thunderous roar of the crowd–you could still hear it now. Somewhere, thumping in the back of your mind as their chants filled a space that breathed a new life within you as the another was dying.

An echo chamber of the taste of metal against lips; the white knuckle grip that still threatened to slip from your grasp.

The woman who sat across from you had a plastic smile on her lips. For her, it was nothing more than a job. An exploitive adventure where you'd be sticking headlines and messages across platforms for weeks to come because of this tell-all documentary.

"When did you know?"

Against cynicism the inevitable hardness of the culture you had immersed yourself in at one time had risen again and the attitude that rose promised a truthful reflection of your experience.

On the floor beside the mics battery pack, a half smoked carton of cigarettes met a glazed palm and the woman watched as a perfectly rolled stick land between two mauve lips. As the flame sparked, your eyes darted to hers.

"Know what?" you muttered between the smoke.

“When it was finally over?”

You could feel the breath being sucked out of your soul. The shudder radiating like a shutter letting rain inside of the home in the canyon; kissing the very center of a heartbeat that stopped at the sight of a pair of eyes, shoes peaking through a doorway.

The cigarette burned between your fingers. Ticking away like a bomb with scorching red embers fighting its casing.

“The Album was the best and worst thing to ever happen to any of us… that sounds ridiculous,” you scoffed, shaking your head and the woman quirked her head.

“It sounds ridiculous that something so magical, something so brilliant, can make those who built it feel small. It put us in a fishbowl and it took every last drop from our cup before it dried up and cracked under the heat… that's when I knew it was over."

She shifted in her seat, readjusting the papers to organize her thoughts. You imagined there was no sounder way of stating it. It was the truth, frank, and to the point but something the rest of them negated to realize or speak into words.

But she shook her head. “Yes, the band… but what of the relationships?”

“None of us had known about Steve and Nancy, Robin and Vickie had barely interacted until their writing began and by the end… well you can read plenty of articles about the end of it all.”

You drew from the cigarette again. Smoke filling the air around you like a mist; the woman kept digging.

“And Eddie and yourself?”

“Well…”

That heart-skipping beat never left. Laurel Canyon was so far away, the studio was a memory, and the stage was a phantom piece of your imagination yet the simple mention of a name so far removed was enough to make time stand still.

Somewhere, a young woman frozen and left wondering the "what if" of a life not shrouded by fanatics and the thrumming of a guitar. Somewhere, lost in the violence of a summer and the shattered glass of a heart left on a stoop, that girl remained inside.

“It was always complicated.”

“So,” she shrugged at you as if the conversation was nothing more than such. It wasn’t as though she was here to get all the details of every part of a life that had already played out in public if people had only been paying attention.

It wasn’t as though she was cracking open a mountain full of jeweled memories that had crystalized themselves in the past.

“When did it all go wrong?”

Feeling the sting of the camera focus on your face, there were two responses to this question that many had already answered before you:

"When did it all go wrong?" You lamented to yourself.

When did you know it was over? When did it all go wrong?

The woman's eyes glistened in excitement. Her story was unraveling before her. You took a drag again.

Fuck. You thought to yourself.

And the film began to play.

A/n: I'm excited to get back in the writing game - especially with Eddie. Let me know your early thoughts! Yay, nay, slay?

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

Time for more similarities! Featuring a new talent and an old hand, Scylla (Hades II) and Mic Sounders the 13th (GaoGaiGar):

With everyone’s favorite Idol Servant, Elizabeth Bathory!

Come on, take a chance on me guess if you can!

[a-legacy-not-to-be-forgotten]

Asking ab storyshift here, I think it’s such a cool idea and you seem to have visualized the settings very well!!! Do you have any specific ideas for the designs of the characters, or even just things that you would/wouldn’t keep from their original designs?

Thanks for the ask! I do indeed have character visual changes in mind! (Also, don't wanna be that guy, but the AU is called SequenceShift).

Ceroba

When it comes to the Empress herself, she wears a black mourning Kimono, which she's had on since Kanako's passing. She did wear a lot more colorful outfits before that, however, and she did wear her signature red and white yukata in more casual settings.

During her boss fight (she's fought on all three routes), she trades it out for a set of Samurai-style armor (Undyne and the rest of the Honor Guard wear similar outfits, albeit not as fancy as the Empress's)

Along with that, she weilds a naginata, which I thought would be a good balance between her canonical staff and Asgore's trident.

Chujin

Chujin is roughly the same when out in the Remnants, wearing his trademark green kimono. At home, he's got the whole divorce fit. Bathrobe, PJ pants, slippers, ect. He's taking care of himself, of course, he's just not super active these days. During his fight, he wears a gauntlet-based device (yes, based off of the Ben 10 Omnitrix) that amplifies his lightning attacks.

Starlo (and the Feisty Five in general)

When it comes to the Royal Rangers, I was thinking of having them wear something along the lines of the NCR Veteran Ranger armor from New Vegas, the coat over armor kinda thing.

While they are a bit more uniform in Sequence Shift, they all wear custom elements with their armor sets. For example, Starlo still wears his poncho, Ed ripped off the sleeves of his outfit, Ace and Mooch still have their scarves, all of 'em keep their canon hats, ect.

They also all have different outfits which they wear off-duty (and during their reunion), but we only got Moray so far: they wear a zipperless hoodie (with the hood up) and jeans. My BF really wanted to see Moray in a hoodie so there, hehe. Also, Mooch dual wields a dagger and sawed-off shotgun in this AU (you'll only see the later on a Vengeance run tho).

Martlet

I don't have any photos of it, but since Martlet's more of a hand-on engineering scientist, she wears more of a mechanic outfit than. Something sturdy and protect, since we all know this girl failure is very much prone to hurting herself and that isn't any different in SS. And goggles, those are important, too. Also, since I am very much a fan of the amputee Martlet headcanon, she's one here, too. She's got a set of fancy metal prosthetic legs that she built with the help of Chujin.

Axis

Axis's base form is pretty identical to how he is in canon. His EX form is where it gets a bit different. My boyfriend being the robot nerd he is, took a bit of Gundam inspiration, as well as somewhat basing it off of Mic Sounders from “king of the braves gao gai gar” (transforming from a cutesy robot into a more proper humanoid robot).

His NEO form (which may or may not be a proper boss fight) is gonna be based off a high-end Gundam or Armored Core, but we don't have any specific inspiration just yet.

Kanako

Kanako doesn't have any changes at first. While she does have some major differences as Iris (her Flowey Form) we're still working on that. However, we do have ideas for her Pacifist route encounter, where she emerges as the Liberator of Monsterkind (her version of Asriel's God of Hyperdeath). She pulls up in a Tokusatsu-style superhero form, with a purposefully overdesigned and cluttered look that only a child absolutely would think is awesome.

And that's it for the main cast. I don't think Clover needs an outfit change, but I might add a few knick-knacks and accessories that they pick up along their journey. I don't think Dalv needs any major changes either. If there's any other characters you wanna know about, do lemme know! Also, I'm not an artist, but if anyone wants to take a crack at some SS designs, feel free to hit me up!

[luparaneo]

valid to bully Gunmax

First time I got characters from BP on the outro screen, Pouty Boy <3

so looking back on it I wasn't expecting how far into orbit this mission would send my sides from laughing so hard

YUTA BBY YOU'RE DOING FINE I PROMISE

SEE? Kaidoh, of all people, Ikumi-freakin'-KAIDOH agrees you're doing fine! (I know he's mellowed out by GGGvsBM, but still)

"You're over 5m tall, do you really think whispering is going to work?"

There's too much good dialog here with a 30 image limit in posts, and I want to stick to one post per mission, but of COURSE Mamoru would get a bit intense with Shadow-Maru because of Volfogg. ;o;

Oh I like where this is going.

Mamoru, Mic Sounders the 13th is my favorite of the GGG 'bots, but this is maybe a bit much. /wheeze

do it for Yuta, Gunmax

Deckerd runs a sneaky interference before he blows a circuit! (but ngl Gunmax singing Power of Desire with Mic would be amazing actually)

Uh oh, we got trouble! Huh, Yuta can ride in there? Can't say I remember that but it's been a hot minute.

GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

Meanwhile Shadow-Maru absolutely hams it up for the entire mission

Yuta, Mamoru, and Kaidoh realizing this whole thing was probably a bad idea in 3... 2... 1...

They did it because they just want Yuta to be happy!

Once everyone drops the act and the Dreisstrager shows up fashionably late the BP squad goes, "lol nah this is OUR show"

HE'S ACTUALLY GETTING INTO IT?

YOU TWO ARE NOT HELPING

Yeah he's not dropping that ever, is he.

Everyone got "inspiration", but before Mamoru could get to Deckerd it was interrupted by the attack. Yeah, I think they've already got you beat on your advice, Cap'n. c:

15/10 mission, I was not expecting this interaction at all with these two series but I'm glad I got to witness Gunmax completely obliterate himself from embarrassment

[4ce160]

have this picture of mic sounders swearing because i forgot i took that screencap

[box-architecture]

c!techno canonically mutes his mic and gets rid of screen capture. The idea of him telling Chat they're not allowed to watch him with Dream is kind of hilarious. Like when people block an on-screen kiss with their hat or a hand. It makes sense, cTechno likes his privacy. Just, the double, triple checking for privacy. Their relationship is for them

Rotates. Please consider Dream kissing the top of Technos head as he rides him. Please consider Techno rubbing circles into Dreams hip as he thrusts up. Please consider its after dinner, sun setting, and Dream has Techno's cloak draped around him to offset the chill (to show he's Techno's sounder, Techno's partner )

I think Dream should feel like he belongs, I think Techno should have a little smiley stitched in some of his clothes, to show that he belongs, too. I think they should fuck slowly, unhurried, more focused on making each other feel good and enjoying the knowledge that they're loved, beyond measure.

Dream should puff out his cheeks when Techno prevents him from thrusting, only to melt when Techno gives him a deep kiss, readjusting so he's laying down instead of sitting. He's an old man Dream, he has old man bones.

They're just. Them. Dream laying on his chest as he rocks his hips. Kissing the scars he can see, smiling against one he knows he put there, during their duel. Techno just huffs and rubs against the one on Dreams nose

They aren't married (though Techno's planning on it) and they haven't built a house together yet (Dream is still bad at it) but they have a future, and it's more than either of them thought they'd have for a long time.

[king-of-better]

Number.EX: Union -CEREMONY-

1

In June 2018, Even Hyuma Geki and Takanohashi Ryosuke are in awe of “Reverend” Yaginuma Noriyuki as he commands the joint wedding, the two grooms in white tuxedos say I Do, Mamoru finally formally wedding after 12 years, not in a spacesuit this time, having had to advise Gai not to try that, in advice from Ushi 2. The venue is a hill of personal memories to the Green bride and groom, attended by some hundred humans, and the reason the open venue was chosen, a number of Brave Robots. Volfogg, as official photographer, is also taking photos with GunDober and GunGlue, monitored by Entoji and the 3 Doctors. The two brides make their own vows, Shishioh Mikoto in a quite sexy dress while Amami Hana wears a much more modest, though beautiful dress, similar to the one worn for the first wedding. Reiko admires this version of the dress, tailor made, and Ushi 4 still thinks fondly of the original handmade offering, in fact he wants handmade for their own ceremony. Wakaba and Tamayo goggle at this discussion, but for some reason Sunou seems distraught.

In their formal kimonos, Sai Hinoki and Aono Keita, married at a shrine 2 months prior, watch, Hinoki is jealous of the dresses, Keita briefly worried she truly had wanted to be part of the joint ceremony, but she assures him she wanted what they chose, but privately didn't want Keita to look bad next to the other men.

2

Reverend Yaginuma approves the couples’ Final Fusion, and despite planning not to do it, Gai and Mikoto get caught up in the moment and kiss in a spectacular fashion, after a moment's shock Mamoru does the same with Hana. As the crowd cheers, Ushiyama Ayame watches happily, holding not her son Hajime, whose father Ushi 2 is feeding juice, but her cousin's child, Amami Tsubasa. Yaginuma gets impatient with the kissing, and requests the rings, brought out by Swan White and Alouette Pommier, while Swan merely compliments her colleague, Alouette request Hana’s bouquet be thrown her way, Hana almost asking if she and Ikumi are really that far along, only stopped by Mamoru, but Alouette does declare her own victory, Ikumi eyeing her suspiciously when she returns next to him. As the grooms are placing the rings on the brides Keita yells out “Marriage Ring Plus” making a scene, but Gai takes it in stride, and replicates the joke, Mamoru following on. Mikoto decides to carry on the gag by declaring a Broken Marriage, a concerned Mamoru and Hana stop her.

3

The music begins, the White siblings on vocals and Mic Sounders XIII on backing music, accompanied by a large drum played by Goldion Finger, Hyoryu and Enryu worried he may actually use a Gravity Shockwave, Porc-Auto and Shoryu discuss Marg Arm’s performance.

The couples go around for the candle lighting, guaranteed to take a while. Gai and Mikoto reach the GGG Green table, getting a photo with Hyuma, Swan, Entoji, Ushi 1, Nakai, Taiga has to be persuaded to join. Mikoto quietly wishes Leo could be there, so the whole GGG Gold team could be there, but Gai assures her he and Kizuna are there, and always have been.

Mamoru and Hana go to their parents’ table, thanking their parents for raising them, Isamu bursts out crying, saying the tanks is his, for Mamoru being his son, and Hana becoming his daughter. Baby Tsubasa it set off by their grandfather, but

Ayame tends to them. Hana feels guilty for leaving her cousin holding the baby, but with Ushi 2 much more free now, Ayame is happy to help out whenever. The two baby cousins, Hajime and Tsubasa, curiously shake hands, Hana glad that as she has always had Ayame, Tsubasa will have Hajime, Mamoru feels the same about Gai, despite their relatively brief time together. The mood is ruined by both babies needing changing simultaneously, as Ai guesses. Yosef, napping nearby, stirs briefly.

4

As the special Brave Robo candle is lit, Furyu and Rairyu joke about making it even bigger, scolded immediately by Getsuryu and Nichiryu, backed up by Koryu and Anryu, the older brothers defuse the situation. While the theats of Bionet and Triple Zero are now done, the Braves will still have to help with various disasters.

After Piggy has served all the Brave Robots, Porc-Auto prepares to lead a toast, Volfogg makes sure Piggy has a drink of her own, before the toast is made to their Captain's and Wives.

5

Yamajii is continuously blubbering to Fuchu Ritsuko how glad he is to see her again, to Akamatsu Shigeru’s consternation, but Ritchan seems happy, spending time with them again, something she's done little of since the Invisible Burst and her retirement from GGG, Yang and Urchin Prickle advise to let him be. Ritchan makes an apology to Urchin, constantly worrying about his unlucky years, as she had told Cactus about them once while drinking, in fact Urchin's has yet to come.

Liger is also as the GGG Blue table, trying to ensure his new Manage Machine is making his granddaughter as comfortable as possible, Sakura is glad to finally know her grandfather, and much more mobile with the new one. Angelica Anenome Akamatsu has also had her limbs, the work of her mentor Leo, improved by Liger, who hopes now the three of them can be closer together. Renais arrives late, having had a hard time getting J ready. Ikumi is shocked at the sight of his partner, and Gai of his rival, as he is actually wearing a proper suit, not his armour, believing this to be a victory celebration, he is annoyed at Renais for tricking him.

6

It is time to cut the cake, Yaginuma still presiding, as onlookers prepare to take photos, the couples use their special Dividing Driver knives to cut.

Two onlookers watch the human ceremony, the last Somniums on this earth, and Gajumaru asks Sara if would want to do something like that, shs seems open it. Kei, Chandi and Ushi 3 intrude, Mitsuo annoyed they went here when he has a wedding gift to hand over, but the others don't have the same understanding. Gajumaru and Sara leave, to continue their journey.

The bouquet toss is coming, Hana and Mikoto preparing, as a crowd assembles, including an anxious Tamara, Hinoki worrying if she is should exert herself. Heart Clover, sat with his predecessor Rose Approval, meanwhile is worried his secrets, Miss Cherry, Isogai Sakura, has someone in mind. Sakura is also participating, whether she truly knows why, Alouette is sure she will get Hana’s bouquet. Several surprise participants reveal themselves, the 4 Dragon Sisters. Mikoto tells Hana they’ll have to throw with all their might, and they Program Drive the bouquets. Hana’s goes straight to Alouette, but the rest cannot hope to compete with the Brave Robos, until Renais leaps above them, Koryu and Anryu try to use their extra arms to reach out, but Renais uses them as footholds, grabs the bouquet, and offers the pretty flowers to her niece who admired them, although technically said niece is older than her, and tells her to find happiness as well, Liger realising what that means. J does not understand the custom, and while he doesn't mind this brief rest, but the skies call to him, Ikumi understands, but tells him earth is where he and Tomoro can return to.

Various congratulations are sent out to the happy couples as they retire, Gai and Mikoto finally stepping out as a couple.

Mamoru and Hana to step out as a human couple.

The bells peal, over a peaceful world.

[ghostlyhamburger]

Husband Plays Miraculous: Rise of the Sphinx

[We upgraded to PS5 version so gotta start over]

Oh glitchy

Oh huh. Still looks like a PS2 game but like an upresed PS2 game

Still looks weird but not as weird oh no never mind look at Marinette’s face

You can actually see the textures now though

It loads a lot faster, it does kinda look better. The prerendered cutscenes look worse, but the game looks better

Why is circle the confirm

This actually feels better

“All right! Now that’s a macaron for Tikki!” That’s new. That was not a line before. There’s just more stuff in the PS5 version.

It’s like they took stuff out for PS4

Do you think he’s only allergic to pigeons or birds in general? 

What is this game it’s like. Trying.

Still don’t understand why [bosses] have two health bars, but

[Ladybug spinning her yoyo] That’s more circular, too

[Tikki never saw these orbs before] but she has to know if Master Fu knows

Ah Kagami. You got fucking shafted.

I can’t stand on these [objects on the ground]. They have physics!

Oh they fixed another issue! I am thoroughly shook!

You know what I just noticed? I don’t think Alix is in this game.

Alya’s stuck in permanently sassy mode

This game is so much - buh what

Good to see that Chat Noir is still broken as shit.

“Don’t try this at home, kids!” Fuck no if I get the opportunity to run across Paris I’m gonna fucking do it

Look at the shadow. It’s just the rigging, it’s not the model

There’s a map function??

“Sounders! Take care of them!” UMMM. Do they not know what that is? Do you know what that is? [I know what sounding is?] A sounder is the tool used for sounding.

[...oh]

You can actually see her design and it looks good

Ohhh soundwave was the name of the mic brand they used

Wait I missed the friendship bit because I didn’t talk to her right then?

The return of breadfoot disease

It’s weird seeing the texture details and shit but then you see the trees are still squares

Isn’t the Liberty the boat? Why does it have a street sign?

This feels like they got the bad studio to make the game. The sudio that makes Marinette’s hair way too blue.

This series was made to have fanfiction.

I always thought Sabine did the paperwork because Tom was the baker. He’s not smart enough to do the paperwork. He’s a golden retriever.

Fu is still being an asshole. He knows what these orbs are for and isn’t saying it?

What did that do? “Made him wet.” But why?

Why is Tikki a png but Marinette is a render?

The easiest way I can put this game is unintentionally good. If you tried it the way they intended it, it’s bad.

What the fuck

I don’t remember this being this hard

 Why does this game have Eminem references

For a game called Rise of the Sphinx there’s very little Sphinx happening. And there’s only 2 more locations I saw?

[You unlocked the power of Smash!] Cat Noir’s gonna smash ya

Aren’t you supposed to be writing this down since we got to new content? “Oh yeah shit”

The music is all dark and I kinda like it

[That looks super bouncy!] That wasn’t bouncy at all.

The rendering on this is still bad.

Who put a macaron in a sewer? I can kind of understand the subway but who wants to eat a sewer macaron?

What does the caterpillar have to do with the sphinx?

Push? Oh that kind of made sense. That’s the first instance of logic I think this game’s had.

The only way I can recommend people playing this game is while drunk which unfortunately I am not. Also on the PS5 because that’s the only one that looks good.

I swear each level is longer than the previous

Oh this is yellow water I don’t wanna touch that

Hey look a Mario pipe. That’s gotta be a reference right? It’s too out of place.

Which one’s the healer???

The silk looks … fine.

Stephanie you’re supposed to be writing stuff you have been missing so many things

Look when Chat does his smash move it’s like his father’s samurai form. “I could believe that’s less because of his father and more because he’s a massive weeb though.” Yes but his father’s ALSO a massive weeb

This is just boring. Tedious? Yeah, tedious.

Also I don’t know if there’s anything that’s even savable aside from a couple of the akuma designs. What does this add to the story of Miraculous?

This feels more like a mobile phone game than anything, like if each section was a minigame and then the rest is just stuff you click on

What did that button do

I just wanna be able to control the camera

[You enjoy smashing things, don’t you Cat Noir?] Yeah you wanna be next?

Why is’t there an icon for where I am on this map

It’s really hard because you don’t really know where you are

This is the first time we’re able to get all the things in a chapter because we have all the powers

Liberate the passage? What the fuck does tghat mean?

Let’s face it, the macarons are more for the side stuff, but that’s pretty cool. This solidifies that if this came out during the PS2 era it would have been beloved

A single macaron. A single macaron. A red macaron! Oh no wait there’s a blue thingy too. We still haven’t been told what these are.

Why? Why did it go that way? What the fuck is this shit?

Mayura??

Wait so she’s just acting on her own??

What is happening ow

Why does the screen keep going black?

What?

What am i supposed to do here

What the fuck was that???

How does this have anything to do with the sphinx???

[A few years back] What? WHAT? Heavy plot I guess

This feels like ship bait

Oh this is definitely a plan

What the fuck was that?

So they’ve been searching for the cat and the bug for years but that doesn’t track with the plot of the show where Emilie has only been in a coma for a year? But what? That doesn’t make sense? This game is canon but can’t be canon?

Wait I thought you could only make a sentimonster from your emotions, not the emotions of others? “No you can use emotions of others” But they NEVER said that. Even when Fu was explaining it he didn’t say that!

And why is the music now Sly Cooper?

Anyways if that’s the case couldn’t she just make Miraculouses off of his desire to have them?

But that’s also not how sentimonsters work! They don’t feed off of ambient emotions! If that was the case, the Ladybug sentimonster would have been exceptionally powerful

This would have made a lot more sense if instead of Chloe it was Lila. The story they’re saying is being told is not what I’ve watched in the show. Unless this is a dumb alternate timeline?

If they wanted to give it the ability to feed on emotions why didn’t he just akumatize the caterpillar 

[I could give you a fine for being outside during lockdown!] That comment has not aged well

[There’s nothing we can do against this sentimonster] Except you beat its face in and if you break its amok, it dies!

It’s a sentimonster! You know what they’re made of!

What is the point of this? Why does there need to be a thing after every collection?

You know for a thing called rise of the sphinx, I was expecting a sphinx

I just wanna be through with this game

Let’s get it over with. Alcohol help me.

Chloe doesn’t really have negative emotions. She acts like a bitch but she’s pretty enutral or happy. Unless they’re saying her sorrow for not having the bee miraculous was so great that it did something? I don’t know

Did it just leave? Didn’t even break just popped out of existence?

I feel like we could ignore this entire game and we’d be better off for it

That necklace is clearly meant to mean something but you’re in season 5 and you have no idea 

The show is bad because of the age rating it’s stuck in

Are you really surprised that the last fight is gonna be on the Eiffel Tower? They have to include it. I swear it’s part of the contract with the show

Oh I broke out of the bounds of the game. They never tested to see if you could jump over that

Speedrunning tactic? Maybe? Dunno why you’d wanna speedrun this game but hey you can

[it’s started it’s morphing phase!]It’s morphine time! Because that;s what I need to deal with this

This music does not fit miraculous ladybug at all. It feels like it belongs in a horror game.

Maybe these are the eggs. The bouncy cocoons that aren’t bouncy.

‘What the fuck” I’m sorry you expected this game to get good now?

These oddly shaped platforms are not good for platforming who the fuck knew

I don’t know if I can make that. I can make that from here though

There’s a whole lot for you to type isn’t there

Okay what the actual fuck why are these platforms moving

I have fallen into the abyss for the Great One. the Great Carl. since they haven’t given us a name I am calling him Carl.

You know I heard the name rise of the sphinx I thought it was gonna be a cool new enemy that required cosmic power upgrades for the miraculouses but nope it’s just mayura and just a sentimonster

Almost done. 

Fuuuuuck it reset my location because I touched ground. The Great Carl is surely disappointed in me.

Hello let us fight

Oh man this is a great camera angle! [the camera is behind some silk]

Um what the fuck happened there? Did I sink into the garage and just couldn’t hit the servant of the Great Carl? 

What the fuck that’s not where we just were! [sign behind Ladybug says Rivoli] Ravioli!

That’s not a sphinx!

It’s not a sphinx!

Aha you missed where are those lights coming from??

Uuuuuugh now I have to do a whole other cycle

It’s already halfway dead! How is it perfection?

Uuuugh fuck off with this shit!

[it’s coming back!] it never left!

Is it only vulnerable in that one spot??

This is so stupid. This is so stupid. Despair powder? That’s it’s power?

There’s no point in this cutscene if it doesn’t result in the choice of a player

When? What? How did he get those photos?

Oh we’re fighting Hawkmoth!

Oh that was the final boss

What is that thing supposed to do?

Even if he dies he’ll just get miraculous ladybugged back to life

[the butterfly purification animation plays to purify the feather] UM

AND THAT’S THE END? There’s no ending cutscene? No end credits theme??

There’s gotta be an epilogue or something

This game would’ve been better called Hawkmoth’s Evolution or Life of a Moth or something. Not Rise of the Sphinx.

Let’s just talk to Alya and end this shit

They had the opportunity to create an entire new set of lore and they just made it sentimonster bullshit

KAGAMI save this game please

Why am I drawing this ame out even further

Is this gonna be some bullshit about the strength of the human experience

Actually Hawkmoth didn’t have an akuma active when Ladybug gave into despair, so he could have just akumatized her then

KAGAMI

Nooo you only have three opportunities to be her friend

God Luka’s gonna turn this into some stupid music thing

Wait but they did that. But they JUST did that.

KAGAMI where are you why are there so few opportunities to talk to you

That’s just not Chloe. That’s just not how she acts at all. She’s a hero worshipper at her core.

Well that’s the game I think

Was it worth it

[kerbrobro]

TONIGHT AT 8 PM CST: Join me and @slugmess as we attempt to play the untranslated PS1 Gaogaigar “lost episodes” game, Blockaded Numbers! There’s gonna be minigames, adventure stuff, and hopefully some actual super robot fighting. I can’t wait to see Guy and Swan White and Mamoru and Swan White and Mic Sounders and Swan White and Mic Sounders!

Also, this VOD is probably going to get very muted so you gotta show up tonight if you wanna see it all!

EXTREME FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!!

On twitch.tv/kerbumble!

[dvandom]

Yes, Gundam Maxter (top four images) of Neo-America (Gundam G-Fighter) is the most America of the Gundams.

Mic Sounders (bottom two, GaoGaiGar) is less explicitly American, but he does have a lot of dialogue in what I suppose is technically English.

Dunno the middle guy.

Game Concept: JRPG set in the US but the developers know nothing about America

[comicalcarnival]

Mic Sounders the 13th comish

[aroacegundamalex]

[ID: a screencap from GaoGaiGar of Mic Sounders, hunched over and heavily damaged in the ruins of a city. His hovercraft is beside him, and one of the 3G transport ships rests in the distance. End ID.]

[exdraghunt]

Because I like to make myself cry