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Treaty Between the United States and the Delaware, Potawatomi, Miami and Eel River Indians at Fort Wayne, September 30, 1809
Record Group 11: General Records of the United States GovernmentSeries: Indian TreatiesFile Unit: Ratified Indian Treaty 57: Delaware, Potawatomi, Miami, and Eel River - Fort Wayne, September 30, 1809
James Madison, President of the United States of America.
To all and singular, to whom these present shall come, Greeting.
Whereas a certain Treaty between the United States and the Delaware, Put=
= watime, Miami and Ell River Tribes of Indians was concluded and signed at Fort Wayne on the 30th day of Sept
= tember last past, which Treaty is as follows:
A Treaty Between the United States of America and the Tribes of Indians called the
Delawares, Patawatimies, Miamies & Eel River Miamies
James Madison President of the United States by William Henry Harrison Governor and com-
=ander in Chief of the Indiana Territory superintendent of Indian affairs and commissioner plenipotentiary
of the United States for Treating with the same Indian Tribes & the Sachems Head men & Warriors
of the Delware Putawatime Miami & Eel Rive Tribes of Indians have agreed and concluded upon
the following Treaty which when ratified by the said President with the advice & consent of of the
Senate of the United States shall be binding on said parties
Article 1st. The Miami & Eel River Tribes & the Delewares & Potawatimees as their allies agree to cede to the United
States all that Tract of Country which shall be included between the boundary line established by the
Treat of Fort Wayne the Wabash and a line to be drawn from the mouth of a creek called Racoon
Creek emptying into the Wabash on the South east side about twelve miles below the mouth of
the Vermillion River so as to strike the boundary line established by the Treaty of Grouseland at such
a distance from its commencement at the north east corner of the Vincennes Tract, as will leave
the Tract now ceded thirty miles wide at the narrowest place, And also all that Tract which
shall be included between the following boundaries Vizo beginning at Fort Recovery thence southwardly along
the General boundary line established by the Treaty of Greenville to its intersection with the boundary
line established by the Treaty of Grouseland thence along said line to a point from which a line
drawn parallel to the first mentioned line will be twelve miles distant from the same & along the said
parrallel line to its intersection with a line to be drawn from fort Recovery parallel to the line esta-
blished by the said Treaty of Grouseland
Article 2 The Miamies explicitly acknowledge the equal right of the Delewares with themselves to the
Country Watered by the White River, But it is also to be clearly understood that neither
party shall have to right of disposing of the same without the consent of the other, And
any improvements which shall be made on the said land by the Delewares or their Friends the
Mochecans shall be theirs forever
Article 3 The compensation to be given for the cession made in the first article shall be as follows Vizo
To the Delewares a permanent annuity of five hundred Dollars, To the Miamies a like annuity
of five hundred Dollars, to the Eel River Tribe a like annuity of two hundred and fifty
Dollars, And to the Putawatomies a like annuity of five hundred Dollars
Article 4 All the stipulations made in the Treaty of Greenville relatively to the manner of paying the
annuities and the right of the Indians to hunt upon the land shall apply to the annuities granted
and the land ceded by the present Treaty.
Article 5 The consent of the Wea Tribe shall be necessary to complete the title to the first Tract of land here ceded
a Seperate convention shall be entered into between them & the United States and a reasonable
allowance of Goods given them in hand and a permanent annuity which shall not be less than three
hundred Dollars Settled upon them
Article 6 The annuities promised by the third article & the Goods now delivered to the amount of five Thousand
two hundred Dollars shall be considered as a full compensation for the cession made in
the first article
Article 7 The Tribes who are parties to this Treaty being desirous of putting an end to the depreda-
=tions which are committed by abandoned individuals of their own color upon the
Cattle Horses & of the more Industrious & careful, agree to adopt the following regulations
Viz. When any theft or other depredation shall be committed by any individual or individuals
of one of the Tribes above mentioned upon the property of any individual or individuals
of an other Tribe the Chiefs of the party injured shall make application to the agent of
the United States who is charged with the delivery of the Annuities of the Tribe to which the
offending party belongs whose duty it shall be to hear the proofs & allegations on other side
and determine between themes And the amount of his award shall be immediately
deducted from the Annuity of the Tribe to which the offending party belongs & given to
the person injured on the Chief of his Village for his use
Article 8 The United States agree to relinquish their right to the reser[illegible - reservation?] the old Ouiatenon Town
made by the Treaty of Greenville so [illegible] least as to make no further use of it than for the
establishment of a military Post
Articles 9th The Tribes who are parties to the Treaty being desirous to shew their attachment to their
brothers the Kickapooz agree to cede to the United States the land on the north west side
of the Wabash from the Vincennes Tract to a northwardly extension of the line running
from the mouth of the aforesaid Raccoon Creek and fifteen miles from one width the
Wabash, on condition that the United States shall allow them an annuity of four
hundred Dollars But this article is to have no effect unless the Kickapooz will
agree to it
In Testimony whereof the said William Henry Harrison
& the Sachens & War Chiefs of the before mentioned Tribes have hereunto set
their hands and affixed their Seals at Fort Wayne this 30th of September 1809
[signed] William Henry Harrison
[column 1]
Delawares:
Anderson, for Hockingpomskon, who is absent x [seal]
Anderson x [seal]
Petchekekapon x [seal]
The Beaver x [seal]
Captain Killbuck x [seal]
In presence of
[signed] Peter Jones, secretary to the Commissioner
[signed] John Johnson, Indian agent
[signed] A. Heald, Capt. U. S. Army
[signed] A. Edwards, surgeon's mate
[signed] Ph. Ostrander, Lieut. U. S. Army
[signed] John Shaw
[signed] Stephen Johnston
[signed] J. Hamilton, sheriff of Dearborn County
[signed] Hendrick Aupaumut
[signed] William Wells }
[signed] John Conner } Sworn Intepreters
[signed] Joseph Barron }
[signed] Abraham Ash }
[column 2]
Pattawatimas:
Winemac x [seal]
Five Medals, by his son x [seal]
Mogawgo x [seal]
Shissahecon, for himself and his brother Tuthinipee x [seal]
Ossmeet, brother to Five Medals x [seal]
Nanousekah, Penamo's son x [seal]
Mosser x [seal]
Chequinimo x [seal]
Sackanackshut x [seal]
Conengee x [seal]
[column 3]
Miamis:
Pucan x [seal]
The Owl x [seal]
Meshekenoghqua, or the Little Turtle x [seal]
Wapemangua, or the Loon x [seal]
Silver Heels x [seal]
Shawapenomo x [seal]
Eel Rivers:
[full document and transcription at link]
#archivesgov#september 30#1809#19th century#native american history#native american treaties#lenape#miami indians#potawatomi#eel river#james madison
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The Myaamia (Miami Nation) of Indiana needs your help to restore a Native American historical site
for those of us who are also tired of the way this country is going, please keep our natives in your thoughts. supporting the land back movement and any education about and any aid to indigenous peoples are great first steps to realizing a better change for this land and its people.
the myaamia tribe has recently been given a $25,000 grant, that requires the tribe to also pay $25,000 to match. these funds are being used to restore their complex, built in 1938 and a previous school.
they have already met the $25k requirement, but their goal is $100,000 and they have already met $71,000, and can even still be matched by the Indiana DNR, giving them more help! their gfm listed below:
#moon.txt#mutual aid#indiana#miami nation#myaamia#native american#indegenous#not quite sure what other tags to use but please share. any bit helps
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Rain show? Jason Kelce and his family were there? New Fearless Bodysuit? Taylor commenting on how loud we were? New Rep Bodysuit? A like 3 minute standing ovation for Champagne Problems? Florence for Florida? New surprise song dress? Tim McGraw x Timeless and This Is Me Trying x Daylight? The errors tour x2? New Midnights shirt? I might’ve died last night 😭
#my soul left my body when I saw the new rep bodysuit#thought we were getting Rep TV but it’s ok😭#seeing Florida!!! performed live actually sent me since I’m a native Floridian#and then Florence came out?!??#deceased#dead#dying#and the surprise songs were soooooo good!!!!#we were SO loud omg#Miami night 1 you will forever be in my heart 😭😭#vivis random ramblings
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The Miami people, are a Native American nation, originally speaking one of the Algonquian languages. Among the peoples known as the Great Lakes tribes, it occupied territory, that is now identified as Indiana, southwest Michigan, and western Ohio.
By 1846, most of the Miami had been removed, to Indian Territory (now Oklahoma). The Miami Tribe of Oklahoma, is the only federally recognized tribe of Miami Indians, in the United States. The Miami Nation of Indiana, is an unrecognized tribe
#kemetic dreams#brownskin#asian#asian american#native american#miami#miami nation#oklahoma#ohio#michigan
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This important archeological site is going to be covered with cement for another residential tower in Miami.
https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/business/real-estate-news/article271657237.html
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Masked up from police repression and doxxing, a hundred cut through the park and go inside Bayside Marketplace. Police try to move barricades and block us with cars but there’s too many entrances and not enough cops.
🎥 @cuentos.fi
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Best Native Mobile App Development Services | Emorejay Software
Emorejay Software offers the best native mobile app development services, specializing in crafting high-performance, platform-specific applications for iOS and Android. Their expert team utilizes the latest native development technologies to create apps that deliver superior user experiences, seamless functionality, and optimal performance.
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Former 4-star Florida commit, Gainesville native flips to Miami Hurricanes
Former Florida football commit and Gainesville local, defensive lineman Kendall Jackson out of Buchholz in the 2024 recruiting cycle, announced on Saturday his commitment to the Miami Hurricanes. The 6-foot-4-inch, 250-pound defender committed to the Gators back in July, but the circumstances are clearly different after a disappointing season in the Swamp this season. Following its third-straight…
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gotta appreciate the fact there’s a myaamia language dictionary online :)
#myaamia#Native American languages#I need to research those people more they piqued my interest#miami illinois people#languages
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Special Attention….🖤
#blackout#respect the melanin#nubian queen#respect my melanin#respectthemelanin#black beauty#black queen#black women#all beautiful black girls#proud haitian#black is beautiful#haitians#love#haitian#feeling myself#gorgeous#miami native#natural beauty#natural#soft life#soft girl era#kings go to war for queens
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Treaty Between the United States and the Eel River or Thorntown Party of Miami Indians Signed at the Wyandot Village Near the Wabash, Indiana, on February 11, 1828.
Record Group 11: General Records of the United States Government
Series: Indian Treaties
File Unit: Ratified Indian Treaty 151: Miami (Eel River or Thorntown Party) - Wyandot Village Near the Wabash, Indiana, February 11, 1828
Transcription:
[right page]
Articles of a Treaty made and concluded at the
Wyandot village, near the Wabash in the State of
Indiana, between John Tipton Commissioner for that
purpose on the part of the United States, and the
chiefs, head-men & Warriors of the Eel River, or Thorntown
party of Miami Indians. -
Art. 1. The Chiefs, head-men & Warriors of the Eel River or
Thorntown party of Miami Indians, agree to cede
and by these presents do cede and relinquish to the
United States all their right, title and claim to a
reservation of land about ten miles Square, at their
village on Sugar tree Creek in Indiana, which was
reserved to said party by the 2d article of a treaty
between Commissioners of the United States, and the
Miami nation of Indians made and entered into
at St. Mary's in the State of Ohio on the sixth
day of October One thousand eight hundred and
eighteen. -
It is understood and agreed on by said Indians
that they will not burn or destroy the houses [insert] or fences [/] on said
reservation, and that they will leave them in as good
condition as they now are; and remove to the five
mile reservation on Eel River by the fifteenth day of
October next. -
Art. 2. The Commissioner of the United States has
delivered to said party of Indians, Goods to the
[page 2]
[left page]
value of Two Thousand dollars in part consid-
-eration for the Cession herein made, and it is agreed
that in case this treaty should be ratified by the
President and Senate of the United States, that
the United States shall pay said party an additional
sum of Eight Thousand [bracket] Dollars in Goods next summer,
build twelve log houses, Ten on the five mile reservation,
and two on the Wabash; Clear [insert] and fence [/] forty acres of Land on the
five mile reservation, furnish them One Waggon [sic] and
two Yoke of Oxen, furnish two hands to work three
months in each year for two Years, Five hundred
dollars worth of provisions delivered on the Wabash,
furnish them five horses, five Saddles and five y
Bridles. -
Provided however that if this Treaty should
not be ratified by the President and Senate of the
United States, that said party agree to pay for the
Goods this day received, Two thousand Dollars, to be
deducted from their annuity for this present year. -
Art. 3. At the request of the Indians, and in part
consideration for the Cession aforesaid, the United
States agree to pay Peter Langlois, One thousand
Dollars in Silver, and Three thousand Dollars
in Goods next summer, for Provisions & Goods
heretofore delivered to said party.
Art. 4. The United States agree to appropriate
One thousand Dollars per year for five
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Years, and longer if congress think proper, to be
applied under the direction of the President to the
education of the youths of the Miami nation. -
Art. 5. It is distinctly understood and agreed on by
and between the contracting parties, that the President
and Senate may if they think proper, modify or
expunge from this treaty the fourth article without
affecting any other of its provisions. -
Art. 6. This treaty after the same shall be ratified
by the President and Senate of the United States
shall be binding on the contracting parties. -
In testimony whereof, the said
John Tipton Commissioner as aforesaid on the
part of the United States and the Chiefs, headmen
& Warriors, of said party have hereunto set their hands
and seals at the Wyandot village near the Wa-
-bash this Eleventh day of February In the year
of our Lord, One thousand Eight hundred and
Twenty-eight.
[signed] John Tipton
Commissioner
[left column]
Attest---
[signature] Walter Wilson
Secretary to the Commissioner
[signature] J. B. Duret
[signature] Joseph Barron
Interpreter
[signature] J. B. Boure
Interpreter
[signature] Calvin Fletcher
[right column]
Ne-go-ta-kaup-wa his x mark
Shaw-po-to-se-aw his x mark
Ntah-ko-ke-aw his x mark
Aw-waw-no-zaw his x mark
Kaw-koaw-ma-kau to aw his x mark
Aw-sawn-zaw-gaw his x mark
[page 3]
[left page]
[left column]
[signature] Saml Hanna
[signature] Allen Hamilton
[signature] Jordan Vigus
[signature] Pierre Langly
[signature] Joseph Holman
[right column]
Shin-go-aw-zaw his x mark
Oh-zau-ke-at-taw his x mark
Waw-paw-ko-se-aw his x mark
Mack-kon-zaw his x mark
Man-je-ne-ke-ah his x mark
Naw-waw-pawm-awn-daw his x mark
Ne-ah-law-naun-daw his x mark
Ke-pah-naw-mo-aw his x mark
Ke we kau taw his x mark
Pierrish Constant his x mark
Aw-wawn-saw-peaw his x mark
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#archivesgov#February 11#1828#1800s#Native American history#American Indian history#Indigenous American history#Eel River Tribe#Miami Tribe#Indian treaties#Indiana
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Two Poems by Dean Z. Douthat
#poetry #poems #poetrylovers #nativeamericans #SparksofCalliope #poetrycommunity
Tiger a prehistoric encounter Comes the tiger, comes the fear.Cannot show it; brandish spear.Icy fingers rise belowStrum my heartstrings; keep breath slow. I’m his dinner, run or loseDoes not matter how I choose.Frenzied woman, boy, two girlsHunker down as clash unfurls. Must look fearless lest they run.He would chase them, she’d be done;Hurl herself into his maw.Kids reach safety down the…
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#Chief Little Turtle#Dean Z. Douthat#General "Mad" Anthony Wayne#Miami Tribe#Native American#Poetry#Tiger
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Tim Feldmann - The Joys and the Challenges of Consistent Yoga Practice
Listen to Podcast with Tim for FREE here Tim Feldmann, co-founder of Miami Yoga Garage, discusses his journey into yoga and the challenges and joys of being a traveling yoga teacher. He reflects on the ups and downs of consistent practice and the importance of finding balance between effort and ease. Tim also shares his thoughts on social media and the role it plays in his professional life. He…
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#achievement#Ashtanga yoga#coffee#comedy#consistency#Detroit#enlightenment#faith#fame#florida#Miami#Miami Life Center#Native Yoga Center#neurosis#neurotic#primary series#questioning#Samadhi#Shanghaoga workshops#social media#stira sukham asanam#Tim Feldman#Tim is coming#tragedy#triangle pose#yoga#yoga practice
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Miami Hot Lap (CL)
Summary: You're forced to do a Miami Hot Lap with your boyfriend.
Warning(s): Just fluff.
A/N: Ahh I love this concept!! Requests are open for Charles and Lando.
Word Count: 800+
Masterlist
Being invited to an F1 race through a brand seemed like a fun idea at first. You would get to see your boyfriend for the first time in weeks, watch the race in your hometown, and somehow still be able to call it work. It was a win-win situation.
That was until they approached you with a video idea.
"So since you're working with one of our sponsored brands for the weekend, a Miami native, and dating a driver, we thought it was only fair to ask you to do the Miami hot lap video." The F1 content manager explained.
"Miami hot lap?" You questioned, unfamiliar with what they wanted you to do.
"Yeah y'know just go for a few laps on the track with a driver. For you, it would be Charles of course." She assured.
You shook your head rapidly, shrinking back, "No thank you. I don't drive with Charles."
"But he's your boyfriend? Surely you've driven with him before?"
You sighed, "Yeah in a city, where he's forced to follow the speed limit, I would never be able to handle going that fast. He's too scary without restrictions."
She furrowed her eyebrows, opening her mouth to respond before she was cut off.
"Spreading lies about me again?"
You felt your lips upturn in a smile as he came up behind you, fingers entwining with yours as he kissed your cheek.
You turned to face him, attempting to be firm, "I love you, but I'm not driving with you." You repeated.
One hour later you found yourself being strapped into the passenger seat of his car, cursing yourself for giving in after he convinced you it wouldn't be that bad.
The camera sat on the dashboard, recording the both of you.
"Go slow," You warned, as he got the green light to pull away.
"We'll get no views then." He argued.
You started at him in disbelief, "Would you rather have more views on a video or have a girlfriend in one piece?"
It was quiet for a beat too long and you put your hand up, "You know what don't answer that. I don't want to know."
"So how do you like driving with me so far?" He asked once you made it past the first lap.
You nodded, "Not bad, right now I feel like we're going to get food."
He smirked, "Well in that case go on and get comfortable."
You eyed him skeptically but you decided to trust him, "Okaaay," you dragged out the word as you slouched a bit more in the seat, letting your body relax against the seat, going as far as to admire the view outside the window.
The peace only lasted for a second before Charles was slamming on the pedal, sending the car lurching forward at record speeds.
While he got a shot of adrenaline, you felt your stomach somersault as your body jolted backward.
“Charles. Charles!!” Your voice filled with panic, fingers grabbing onto the side of the car for dear life, eyes wide as you refused to take your eyes off the rapidly passing road in front of you.
He laughed at your reaction, only stopping once he realized how serious you were. He dropped a hand down to squeeze yours, reassuring you, “Relax I won’t let anything happen to you.”
The supposedly sweet action had the opposite effect, “Keep both your hands on the wheel!” You shrieked, sending him into another fit of laughter.
You put a hand to your forehead in shock and disbelief, "We're going to die."
You felt hysterical, and his shit-eating grin only irked you further.
"We're not going to die. I promise." He swore, trying to calm you down.
You shoved his shoulder, "Your promises mean nothing to me anymore Charles. We're going to die and it's all your fault." you deadpanned.
“Y/n amor I’m barely pushing 90 mph.” He revealed.
Your body froze, before finally losing some tension, “Oh."
You checked the meter seeing that he was telling the truth, "It feels a lot faster,” you argued, “Especially with the sharp turns," you elaborated.
He agreed with you but not before side-eyeing you, "Right."
"So should we go faster?" He proposed.
"Charles," You warned.
"Why so formal?"
You glanced at each other for a second and already knew what would happen from the unfiltered excitement in his eyes, "Hold on amour."
You watched in horror as the meter rapidly rose hitting up to 130mph, you mouthed a "help me" to the camera.
“I think I’m gonna throw up everywhere.” You groaned once the car had finally come to a halt.
Charles patted your head affectionately as you laid your head against your knees, “You’ll be ok.”
“No. I’m going to projectile vomit on this dashboard,” you warned, “I’m never driving with you again.”
He furrowed his eyebrows at your comment but didn't say anything, instead facing the camera.
"Well thanks for joining us today, if you want more videos like this-"
You lifted your head off your knees when you noticed he hadn't finished his sentence, finding him staring at you expectedly.
"Like and subscribe?" you questioned, voice hoarse.
"Exactly. See you guys later!" He waved bye to the camera and moved your head to lay on his lap so you could rest.
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Macron's fiery Sorbonne speech targets summering American Millennials
It’s no coincidence that Emmanuel Macron gave a fiery speech about the threats facing Europe the same week that American Millennials in New York, LA, and Miami began talking about booking their one-way flights to the continent. "There is a risk our Europe could die - we are not equipped to face the risks," Macron said, referring to the dietary allergies, alternative milk needs, and tedious conversations of trust-funded, unemployed young adults who will begin their summer in Paris to attend a museum benefit that spills into a large dinner party with several professional photographers before traveling to Puglia, Comporta, or Ibiza where they will subsist on ‘beautiful tomatoes,’ flat whites, and MDMA.
Europe has struggled with illegal immigration for decades, and there is no more pressing illegal immigration threat than American Millennials who have decided that being unemployed in Europe is less distressing for their parents than being unemployed in Williamsburg. Google searches for ‘how long can I stay in EU without passport’ spiked in late-April among Americans who have not yet bought a Portuguese passport from a guy who used to run a turnkey Burning Man camp who is now running a Golden Visa scheme in Lisbon. “Our Europe today is mortal,” Macron said. “It can die and that depends solely on our choices,” the choices being whether or not to search and detain for ketamine at customs and how to clearly define tipping protocol in restaurants.
“It used to be enough to spend a couple weeks in Italy in July,” observes Coco, a 34-year-old retired gallery founder who is on the board of several art-related non-profits that she instructed her unpaid interns to start. “But now it gets so hot in Europe in July that everyone is going in June and even like, May.” Coco has several weddings and dinner parties in various coastal destinations in Europe in June, but she has not yet RSVP’d nor has she booked any travel. “I know I’m going to go, but I’ve just been too busy to look at the dates or book anything,” she says, absently picking some kind of beige matter from the left eye of her toy goldendoodle. Macron at one point asserts in his speech that Europe is “too slow and lacks ambition,” referring directly to Coco’s ambivalent European travel plans.
Uncertainty permeates the vibe in Europe right now, not because of a military threat posed by a giant, angry country with cocked nukes driven by a weak-minded Cold War relic, but because every Millennial in New York, Miami and Los Angeles has expressed their intention to occupy Europe without declaring the targets.
“Is very stressful,” says Aldo Melpignano, the proprietor of Borgo Egnazia, a trendy boutique hotel in Puglia that for Europeans costs €120 a night and charges 30something Americans visiting from coastal zipcodes $970. “I see the hashtags on the Instagram, like, I’m coming for your @borgoegnazia,” he says. “Va bene, Allison, when you gonna come for us, and are you gonna come with that stupid capello?” says Aldo while making a pinched-fingers emoji with one hand and pointing to his head with the other. Hotel, coffee shop, organic market, and narcotics purveyors all over Italy, France, Spain, and Portugal have echoed this desire for more resolute planning and fewer hats from the demographic that funds the less productive but more desirable EU countries.
"We must produce more, we must produce faster, and we must produce as Europeans," Macron said, a rallying cry to European DJs to sample only vocals that were recorded in native European languages.
“Europe must show that it is never a vassal of the United States and that it also knows how to talk to all the other regions of the world," Macron said, refuting the irrefutable fact that Europe has become a summer camp for unproductive younger Americans and suggesting that they be immediately deported to Bodrum or Izmir upon landing at CDG, MXP, and LIS.
“This is a betrayal of our values that ultimately leads us to dependency on other counties,” Macron said, making an observation about Europe’s frustration with having to work between May and August in order to show American Millennials how to correctly tap their credit card on puzzling European payment terminals.
“Europe must become capable of defending its interests, with its allies by our side whenever they are willing, and alone if necessary,” said Macron, in defense of French baristas who do not like working with oat milk. Taking a hands-on approach to ensuring the EU’s “ability to ensure our security” Macron and his wife will begin their Summer at a wedding in the Aeolian Islands in early June, float around Sicily or Puglia the following week, head to Bonjuk Bay for an appearance of prominent LA-based DJ, RICHE, and then couch-surf in Santa Gertrudis de Fruitera the rest of the summer.
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